>tfw first mate found the cum compass

WALK THE PLANK

>Not cumpass

You blew it.

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>lieutenant found the leak lavatory

>captain found the semen scope

>Chieftan found the cum kebab

>able seaman found the able semen

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>guild quartermaster found the sperm lance

>be pirate who refuses to fuck whores
>cum into wine bottles b/c horny af
>x marks the spot for the cum bottles
>rival pirate thinks he found my stash of wine
>5 years worth of my cum now being sold to the orient
>tfw all that time wasted

>bandmate found the cum drum

>clowns find the cum carnival

>Apu found the damp shrew

>Muhammed found the fuck duck

>Parole officer opened the orifice oracle

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>ground control found the cum horizon

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>Obergrupenfuhrer opened the Aryan Orifice

I don't know what I'm going to do, what if the SS finds out?

>teacher found the smegma encyclopedia

>>38375310
>couldn't take a city from a bunch of snowniggers who only had potatoes and fermented potato water to eat and drink while outnumbering them 2-1 in both infantry and airforce

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>astronomer finds the cum constellation

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>>38375310
>germans found the cum trench

>first mate found the shit ballast

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>confectionary worker found the cummy gummy

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>>38374773
>tfw Soviets found the spank tank

>>38375716
These complicated rhymes and alliteration are very enjoyable

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>>38374773
>tfw massa found the cotton creamer

>landlord found the cum stain behind my drawers