List things worth living for. >Coffee >Cigarettes >Beer

What the hell do you do with the gun? Other than that it seems like a good list.

Also music. Nothing like going to a house show and having a good mosh.

>>38374106
>Coffee
agree

>Ciggarettes
no

>Beer
agree

>Driving a car
fuck driving

>Guns
no

>The off chance that I will meet my woman
never ever.

2/6

>>38374151
Uuhh, shoot it? What else would I do with it?

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>>38374106
>vidya
->4chan
>fear of not existing

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>>38374168
List your own reasons for living, dumbass

youre not gonna an hero right? and even if somebody used a gun between the eyes would you probably survive it or not go unconscious instantly?

>>38374284
Naw, that's an old pic. I don't even own a gun anymore.

>>38374284
Behind the temple of the roof of the mouth. Brain stem ensures death.

>>38374168
>>38374210
I don't have many, I'm on the verge of ending it all.

>manga/video games
>shitposting on 4chan, and laughing at people more miserable than you

there, plus the ones from your list that I agree with.

>(Kino) Cinema, literature, art in general

>>38374151
It's an 8 shot 22. He probably waves it around in his backyard to scare squirrels

>>38374455
No, it's a five shot .357.

>>38374106

>coffee
>sex
>coffee
>driving a car, either with the windows down in the summer or with the heat blasting in a snowstorm
>having a comfy battlestation to play vidya / watch anime / browse dank memes with

Too bad the sex part is so damn complicated for the average man to obtain

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>>38374106
I wish I could own guns so badly but I'm a fucking aus cuck, and the effort is too much

i love a couple cigs a day but stopped since i fear cancer

2-3 was what i smoked a day for nearly 10 years which isnt shit

>>38374180
...at what?

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because op is a massive faggot

>>38374106
>anime
>manga
>light novels
>games
>comic books
Im noticing a pattern

>>38374106
>my dogs
>manga
>fast food
>alcohol
>jerking off
>tv shows
>movies
>eventually hopefully finding something better i.e. getting a car, having sex, good job, move out of mom's house

>smoking while driving slow trough the neighboring town at 3am
>getting drunk by myself
>making plans for the future like africans do ''when they get to america''

>>38374106
>coffee worth living for

Can't live without my coffee! Don't even talk to me until I've finished my cup! I'm practically a zombie without it xD Am I right or am I right, fellow neurotypical?

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>>38376092
>siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
Ah- hmm? oh one moment
>sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurpppp
Oh that's good.

>>38376185
You forgot

>blow

Only the .most hardcore of party drugs, even more so when you always "party" alone. . .

:^(

>>38374106
Unironically:
>Pikmin 4

>Coffee
Yes
>Cigarettes
Yes
>Beer
Am dude weed
>Driving a car
Yes
>Guns
Yes
>The off chance that I will meet my woman
Yes

My list
>Music
>Runescape
>Don't want to make my parents bury their child

anyone here kinda wanna die but it seems to easy to fuck up

seriously how the fuck does a bullet kill someone instantly wouldnt it just make a hole and the rest of the brain would work fine or would a slug point blank blow a head to pieces?

Would a shotgun to the head probably be instant and unsurvivable if someone put a shotgun aimed right between the eyes point blank? Buck shot or slug? Could anyone save you even if you were on an operating table?

>>38375810
At targets, empty bottles and shit. Are you some kind of idiot or britfag?

>>38376092
What's wrong with liking coffee? Just because normies like it doesn't mean we can't like it too

>>38374106
>read other anon's lists
>get excited to make my own list
>can't think of anything
I'm not even depressed or down

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>>38376686
Just follow pic related and you'll do fine
Bullet to the brain'll take you out, but you don't want to end up just blowing the front of your brain + your face off, you might turn out a vegetable

>>38376092
What's wrong with coffee, originally?

Moments of beauty are worth living for. They happen, like a momentary view of a beautiful valley or a girl who passes you and smiles. You don't even have to do anything about it, just drink in the beauty. Can't have that after a bullet in the brain.

>>38375810
Go down to a range, shoot targets?
Shoot bottles?
Also
>tfw noguns
I'll be able to afford one someday

>>38377755
Can't you also just stick the gun in your mouth and point it up?

>>38377820
Gun oil tastes disgusting, better to not

>>38377829
It's not like you'll taste it for very long
Besides, who keeps their guns constantly dripping in oil?

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>>38374106
bulleit rye is some good shit

>>38377788
Nothing, he's just an autist.

>>38377843
It's a safer bet overall to just go for a 12 gauge

>masturbation
>shitposting
>my family

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>>38377813
You can get a hi point pistol for under $200, they're just fuck ugly. Also I think mosin nagants still go for under $200

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>Coffee

no shooting yourself in the head while this cup still has Joe in it. It is practically a rule around here :)

*taps side of mug while sipping*

>>38377962
Mosin nagants are that cheap?
Damn, thanks, anon.
I think that'll have to be my first gun

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Pets, looking at girls, money

would a 12ga slug to the forehead actually be instant death? id never do it but wanna kno

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>>38377863
Budd Dwyer offed himself with a .357 Magnum (pic related). He died instantly, and a fountain of blood spurted out afterwards.
.45 ACP with hollow points is also more than sufficient.
Otherwise, a 12ga shotgun is still a safer bet, and probably cheaper than a magnum revolver.

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I live for the Lord.

>>38378074
see >>38378068
would it be likely that if you were outside a hospital youd be revived oris it actually /lightsout/

>>38378000
Yeah dude, nuggets are dirty cheap.
Kick like hell though

>>38378090
You'd be dead instantly
Go for 1 oz slug and you'll have no problems

The cigarettes can ruin the coffee and the beer.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2590336/Smoking-ruins-flavour-coffee-Toxic-chemicals-tobacco-harm-ability-taste-giving-up.html

They can turn on you.

>>38378132
I'm actually excited for the first time in years
I remember back in HS I would always go over to my friends house just to shoot his dad's guns, good times

>>38378133
what would the head look like (aimed right between the eyes with 2 barrels at once)

i shot two at once a while back and on video i noticed a flame come out lol. i would never kms tho and dont want to but just wanna know lol

>>38378084

This. Spread the truth muh brother.

>>38378165
That's the muzzle flash
and I'm pretty sure if you aimed a 12 gauge 1 oz slug at your head you'd be gone.

>>38378152
I stopped smoking about a year and a half ago. No regrets.
My personal list:

>Tea (good stuff, no cheapo bags of black tea) and coffee, depending on the season.
>Alcohol, of any kind. Right now, I'm a lot into whiskies (single malts>blends) and derivatives, and other liquors.
>Vidya.
>Firearms.
>Anime.
>Maybe, someday, a broken goods of a woman, but she ain't as important as the aforementioned items.

>cigarettes
>weed
>psychoactives
>porn
>never having to leave my dads house
>dreams
>wine
I like to imagine a nicer life, even if it only brings me pain knowing it will never happen

>>38374106
>Don't like coffee
>Don't like cigs
>Don't like beer
>Can't drive
>Can't own a gun
>Never will happen

Idk what I'm still doing.

Strangely enough all the things you listed are good ways to kill yourself as well

>>38374106
this slowly fainting hope i have that eventually someone will come for me and stop me from feeling so alone

>>38378401
how many cigs do you smoke? i smoke a few a day with coffee

honestly in the long run is 3 a day gonna fuck someone up?

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>>38378084
Me too fampai
oregano oranges original

>>38374106
>>Coffee
>>Guns
>>Sleep
these

>>38374304
>>38374284
Daily reminder for everyone that if you want to kys please do not use a firearm, the fucking gun grabbers are just gonna use it for propaganda to make life even more shit for everyone who still likes guns and their lives.
Consider using a rope, knife, bridge or rooftop instead.
Thank you.

>>38377489
>>38377788
It's an (original) meme you dip

>>38374106
>pussy once in a while
>infatuation followed by emptiness
>coffee
>working out I guess
>used to be weed, alcohol kind of but not really
>good movies

>>38378519
i'm sorry you are alone anon. you have value and your pain has value. your life is precious and you deserve to be loved.

>>38374106
>music
>reading
>writing
>playing guitar and other instruments
>the sweet feeling of escapism
>learning/reading/studying things you enjoy

>>38378132
nope theyre in the $300 range, they were cheap a years ago though. i picked one up at big 5 for $100 and sold it for $500 to someone that really wanted one a few months ago. nuggets got memed and everyone wants one and that drove up the price.

>mdma
>cigarettes
>good coffee
>sleeping in with the help of drowsy antihistamines
>that one girl i like

>>38377962
I used to have a .40 hipoint but I lost it e years ago. Literally have no idea where it went. I'm not even mad about it because it's such a cheap looking, ugly gun.

>>38379199
thank you for the nice comment <3 but we both know no one deserves anything

>>38374106
>guns
>cigarettes
I guess that proves all the rednecks don't automatically gravitate towards /pol/

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>Bread

Fuck my life.
Im a failure.
Like all of you.

There is on and only one correct answer.

>Live life experiencing as much pleasure as you possibly can, in any way shape and form you can find it.

Life is inherently meaningless and the universe doesn't even know we exist, let alone give a fuck.

Therefor the sole truth in all of reality is the pleasure and happiness we find, and the pursuit thereof.

Everyone dies, and eventually no one will remember and even less will care. Therefor a life filled with pleasure and joy, even artificial joy, is the most anyone can ever hope of obtain.

>>38379443
I wish I was young enough to have the correct answer to everything.

>>38378132
>Yeah dude, nuggets are dirty cheap.
Pretty sure they aren't anymore

>>38374106
>Oh my god, don't even TRY to talk to me before I've had my first cup of morning joe. SERIOUSLY, I am an absolute BEAR in the morning before I've had my bean juice.

Testing...

You are: Extremely Neurotypical

>>38376659
what lvl are u?

Lolis are worth living for.