Why aren't you gay yet, anonybot?

Because I don't have a mental disability you gay faggot

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>>38373731
>Why aren't you gay yet, anonybot?
I am tho

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I'm gay and actually hooked up with a ""straight"" guy on r9k.
He filled the stereotype with being a 26 year old chubby beta dude with slightly below average looks and no social skills.
But he was cute and hung like a fucking monster, so it was a really nice experience taking his experience.
I also made pancakes in the morning, said he wasnt gay but liked the company.
best part is he used a rubber at first, he took it off to finish by jerking off on my back, but just told him he dosen't need to use a rubber and this will be his only chance to know what real sex feels like. He actually put it back in after that and came inside. Great success.

>>38373731
Can I post a nude

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I am gay. It makes me want to blow my brains out.

>>38374509
Internalized homophobia? I'm actually the same.

>>38374573

>Lowered life expectancy
>Monogamy doesn't exist
>Doomed to die alone
>Highest incidents of STDs/drug use

It's more just realizing you were born an inferior human.

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>>38373731
i wish i wasn't gay, i'm a self hating homo for good reason, every faggot iv'e ever seen has always acted like a degenerate pile of shit i just want a normal relationship but that's too much

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>>38373731
>haven't seen enough anime
>not mentally ill
I'd love to be gay, though. It sucks having your brain and peepee revolve around wymmyn about 50% of my life. Plus having another man as a partner has literally no downsides.

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>>38374466
>hooked up with a guy on r9k
Literally how do you do this? I've matched with dozens of uninteresting women on Tinder with average as fuck tastes and hobbies. Makes me believe that the only kind of women "on par" with me could be one of the attention whores that roam this board.
No, please help.

>>38375489
We shared interest in a show on a random r9k thread, added eachother on kik, we were suprisingly close, and gay happened.
Keep in mind I am a short thin hairless guy so he could rationalize it as not being gay

>>38373731
Because i havent CHOSEN to be gay ;)