Okay, so, I'm a girl and I found out about this place from

>>38372028
where did this copypasta originate?

>>38372042
probably some self entitled roastie

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nice copypasta, m8

>>38372042
>>38372050
>>38372058

Believe what you want. Search for this anywhere on the internet, you won't find it. Because I just typed it. I'm a bit tipsy and the thought of you all just fucking got to me.

I've been on 4chan before, just never this board. I only heard about it from Reddit. Now I see what you are, it's just... sad.

Lol

haha

ha

ha.....ha.....ha.....ha

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*waits until someone falls for this*

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gtfo my board with your copypasta

>>38372028
she called me pathetic reEEE

>>38372126
I like your commitment to the ruse. Have a (You), because you deserve it.

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Live women are so unbearable. Dead waifus when?

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One,two,three and to the fo'

>>38372307
hey anon im going to need a story on pic related

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>>38372028
>Anyway, enjoy never getting to touch someone like me.

Oh don't worry bitch. I will.

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>>38372028
>Anyway, enjoy never getting to touch someone like me.
Thank fucking GOD. Dodged the bullet there huh

typing this out made me unironically smile which is definetly something.[/spolier]

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>>38372028
I think we just witnessed the birth of a new copy pasta thanks for the laugh roastie

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>>38372028
>Anyway, enjoy never getting to touch someone like me
Lol there is it guys. The typical immature, narcissistic, entitled and selfish little girls who've only argument was really this.

carry on little girl

>>38372435
>>38372392
>>38372126
>>38372050
What the fuck does roastie even mean?

>>38372495
like a roasted chicken

it means we want to eat you

>>38372495
It's just our fun little nickname for newfriends.

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>>38372495
Nothing of concern to yiou.

>>38372028
>Pic is the twoxchromosomes snoo

They never should have made that sub a default.

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>>38372495
Roasties are like roast beef. Big floppy smelly meatcurtains oozing blood like an undercooked steak. Gross

>>38372576
>>38372538
>>38372512

Wow, you guys are fucking clever, aren't you? How did you end up being such losers in real life coming up with these terms?

>>38372602
we are more clever than your feminine penis could ever grasp

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>>38372602
It's because we're geniuses you roastie whore.

>>38372602
Why are you so mad? Haven't received your weekly dose of anal by Chad?

>>38372602
This is getting kinda boring, anon. Do you have anything else to spice this meme up?

>>38372602
it's a mainstream meme, guys find your ugly vagina with your beef curtains from you sleeping with the football team disgusting.

epic thread!
we do need to start respecting women more... you're right. i don't agree with any of the classless pigs pls give me your kik and skype i'll buy you literally anything you want :)

Whether this is or isn't copypyasta, why is this always the response to us?

Out of incels, TRP, and this place, we are undoubtedly the most self aware. I mean there are some exceptions. But usually it goes like this:

>Robot: Hey, I have always had difficulty with romantic and sexual experiences because of things that are out of my control or I don't know how to deal with. I think I am reasonably upset because of this and I appreciate that I have a place where I can talk to other males who have the same experience. Not being successful with women hurts my self esteem and makes me feel like a left out loser, and I just want to feel accepted and like I am enough by somebody. I've tried all of the typical advice people give, but none of it works and I just feel rejected by everyone.

>Normies: Wow, you loser. You aren't entitled to a relationship. Women don't owe you anything. You're probably just bitter because you're a virgin, LOL! Why don't you try taking a shower or going outside or getting a hobby?

>>38372652
'Chad'

This fucking figment of your imagination is hilarious. You've actually constructed a single douchbag fratboy to represent all men who are better than you? Jesus, how insecure are you guys?

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Wonder how many dudes OP has fucked. The mind boggles.

>>38372469
This. So much this. Yet, OP is going to simply ignore this.

>>38372710
Not necessarily. I've been browsing this place recently and the two main groups are the normies and chads/stacies. The normies are just that, normal. They fit in enough to enjoy life and have a relationship. Chad/stacy are the ones up at the top, the ones most desired.

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>>38372710
>who are better than you
>who have won the genetic lottery
fix'd that for you

>>38372728
Why does it even matter how many people women have sex with? You worship men for fucking multiple women. Hypocrites.

>>38372307
Here you go anon.

http://www.bestgore.com/road-accidents/young-man-impalement-through-face-metal-rail/

She's still alive in the photo. There's a video of her breathing.

>>38372345
I linked to the wrong post sorry. Here >>38372851

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>>38372846
believe me, it matters

>>38372028
Were you raped by someone from /r9k/?
If so, was it in a discord server filled with children that were also raped? I would like for you to tell me all about it.

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>>38372028
We require proof to verify you are female. Can't be too careful. Tits or gtfo.

>>38372846
>You worship men for fucking multiple women.

You haven't seen the thread where people are rejoicing over some normie getting curbstomped?

I know I'm not good enough for a woman and so I've come to terms with that and just live for myself. I'm physically not good enough for a woman and then I'm also socially a loser and have a shit job. Women can do way better than me. There are billions of other men better than me on earth. I've looked at myself objectively and realize that I'm just not good enough for a woman. Guys like me live and die alone.

That also doesn't change that women have it easier than men.

>>38372697
They can't see past the veil of sarcasm we use to shield our souls from the harshness of reality.

>>38372710
Chad isn't better, just different. He knows 'normal' women and doesn't romanticize them, instead using them to fulfill his needs. I'm sure you could find somebody on this board better than your typical Chad in any one metric, but what they all lack is the perspective.

>>38372846
That would be Chads, and no we hate Chads. You know those men who you always swipe right to and lust over even though if society was monogamous he would be out of your league.

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>>38372846
epic!
please use better bait lol

>>38372891
>implying you robots would stoop so low to use such a degenerate app
>>38372846
We hate normies and we hate thots.

Thot be gone.

>>38372028
In case this is a serious post. Most people here are just trying to be controversial for attention, they might be lonely so they try to get attention on the internet by being edgy.
It's comparable to a little boy who bullies a girl he has a crush on. Basically they're all man children in the end.

>>38372846
Baseless statement. I do abhore sluts, and just the same, men who whore themselves out. I had an idealised view on love, the romantic sort, but then I realised that doesn't exist, at least not for me. Women naturally aren't attracted to me. I was predisposed to be unattractive. I've accepted it.

Now, I ""could"" (((improve))) myself, but at some point the effort outweighs the reward. Women are a low reward to me at this point. Sure, I'd like to be liked, but realistically, that isn't going to happen without a shit ton of work.

Haha you're all just proving how bitter you are. You think you sound like you're making sense - and you probably are in your own heads - but to someone like me (ahem... someone normal) you're just like a... caricature of a person. Just hilarious.

>>38372846
>roastie being THIS retarded
we hate chad for stealing all the women and turning them into whores, you retarded alcoholic fuck

please continue to whine on because nobody wants to provide for your sinkhole vagina and nigger kids
you are a w h o r e

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>>38372028
>You sit in your dank basement, bitter and alone, thinking of ways you can get back at the world.

R9k Didnt land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on US.

THASRITE.jpg

>>38372028
>reddit
>roastie
>>>/out/

>>38373007
This from some dumb roastie that decided to get drunk and come to /r9k/. I give you 2 more glasses of wine before you pass out and wake up soaked in your own piss... again.

>>38372028
>LOOK MOM I'M B8ING /R9K/!
>I SAID I WAS A ROSTIE FROM PLEBBIT XDDDDDDDDD

>>38373007
>>38372846
op here these two posts were not me...

Lurk moar newfag

tldr

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>>38373075
>heaven
Oh here we go.

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>>38372028
wow great argument faggotron you sure convinced me with those steaming-hot opinions

>>38373007
You're right...
*unshearhes katana*
I'm not normal...
*teleports behind you*
And while I may be hilarious to you...
*activates forbidden ninjutsu 1000 virgin slash*
The only one who'll be laughing...
*finishes you off with final euphoric gigaton strike*
Is me.
*sheathes katana and walks away*
Pssh, nutthin personnel kid.

>>38372710

lol it's as if this dumb biitch doesnt realize it aint about Chad.

Every chick on the planet is the exact same, cant wait for the day of the rope.

>>38373044
Wow, way to prove my point you bitter little neckbeard.

>>38373103
what's a heaven?

>>38373111
ROASTIE
B T F O
T
F
O

Also sweet trips, CHECKED

>>38373143
>>38372680
>>38372903
>>38373075
>id heaven

oh boy here we go i havent kekked this hard in awhile

>>38372028

>after 4 glasses of wine,

believable until this point. 7/10

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>>38373131
You have no point and no arguments, only relentless ad homs. Seeing as the OP was nothing but insulting trash, you'll get the same shit hurled back at you, so don't pretend to be superior when you're here just like the rest of us flinging shit. Now shit your whore mouth and leave, putrid slut.

holy moly thats a top tier pasta I'm stealing this

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>>38372028
>>38372028
>>38372028

>>38372126
>>38372495
>>38372602
>>38372710
>>38372846

b8 taken
>being this retarded
>i-i heard f-from reddit
>y--y-yew guis r patheitc, all u do is sit and sulk
Get the meme right, it's chads. the bitterness here is women are dumb. fact.

>>38373229
I was trying to help you poor little specimens with my post. Change your attitude, or die alone. And your image is fucking vile, just proves what kind of person you are.

>>38372028

Get the fuck out of here. r9k is a board reserved for degenerate manchildren who are mere victims of our society; essentially, this is their safe space. The more you intrude, the angrier they get. Also, these robots will never leave their basements much less improve themselves, so any dialogue you have with them is futile. Of course, bullying will not work either. Go on and live your normal life, and forget everything you saw here. And remember, you are most certainly not welcome back.

>>38372028
if it makes you feel any better, i recoginze my problems as my own and i don't blame the world for my own inability to succeed. i don't hate everyone else for being happy, but i recognize how shitty of a human being i am and i plan to kill myself soon.

>>38372028
The fact that a stupid cumhole like you has the ability to vocalize and try to humiliate people by saying they will never be able to fuck a useless piece of flesh like you like its the most precious thing is ultimate proof god either doesn't exist or hates us.
Fuck off and go suck a Negros dick. Your cunts are getting nastier and more undesirable each day.
Artificial reproduction and sexbots are the future

>>38373307
I don't want anyone to kill themselves. I'm trying to help you change your ways. I'm sure you're not a bad person. Not really. Your views are just distorted... for yourself, and others.

>>38373288
>Change your attitude
No amount of attitude change would change someone's substandard looks, you stupid stain of piss

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quick question, about how many of these could you fit in your body?

>>38373288
its this social justice BS that makes vermyn so fucking stupid, ''hurr lets let a 3rd world country peacefully invade our country, and while we are at it, i dont like the way you live, so change to my standarts or you're a loser''

you're just proving why ppl here h8 this b8

>>38373338
there are some people in this world who cannot change and be better people no matter how badly they wish they could

>>38373338
>I'm trying to help you change your ways
>starts backpeddling
gtfo and btfo'd roastie. Noone asked for your dumb help. I can hear the sweat trickling down your temple and the air gasping out your larynx and hitting the fat covered lipid layer on its way out your jugular. GTFO REEEE

>>38372028
>>38373338


OP, you're doing God's work.

It's about time somebody trolled us all into taking a stand against the roastie influx. We have all been far too apathetic about that recently, and provocative, baity threads like these might just rile us up enough to REEE a little harder.

Oh shit boys some guy- I mean, a totally real and very virtuous woman is here to show us the light by showing up where she isn't wanted and calling people names over the internet. Pack it everyone, the jig is up.

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>>38373288
No you're not, don't lie. You're just here to be a sanctimonious cunt and safely shit on people you believe yourself to be superior to. No one is going to come to your defense here. No one regards what you have to say as being enlightening or useful. You are just another stupid, attentionwhoring bitch sticking her nosr where it doesn't belong. You know what happens to people who do that in the real world?

Let me show you.

OP here. Yeah, I'm actually a guy. Just trolling you cucks. Entertained me for a while on this lonesome, boring Friday night. Was fun to see you all squirm though. Cheers.

>>38373526
op here. this isn't me at all.

>you pathetic fucking virgins
As expected, nice bait though.

>>38373550
OP here, this isn't me.

>>38373526
>>38373550
Op here, don't believe these liars

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>>38373526
>>38373550
Here's to you, fashy goys <3

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>>38373526
>>38373550
OP here,don't listen to this fools

>>38373550
heaven here. this guy is not me at all

>>38373576
>>38373580
>>38373593
actual OP here. you guys are pathetic, im going. bye

>>38373625
>says is op
>isn't op

>>38373625
actual, for-realsies op still here pls give me attention :(

>>38373594
heaven here. this guy is for sure not me

>>38372028
As if a roastie that just found out about this place would have a perfect bait image like that ready. Good try OP, but you need to keep it believable

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Goobs.

>>38373625

you are not op

i am op


disgusting REEEEEEE

Good post. Maybe someone here hasnt known about r/incels, and will visit out greay sub.

>>38373750
I achieved over 100 posts. I'm happy.

Is rape a kind and loving act? I think that it is. What say you, OP?

>>38373920
Rape is not a big deal because it is after all, "just sex".

"Ok so I'm a girl..." aka 500 Replies: The Post.

>>38372028
> I'm a girl (male)

fixed that for you

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>>38372028
>Okay, so, I'm a girl
thanks for saving me some time

>>38372028
> Anyway, enjoy never getting to touch someone like me

OP, even if I remained a virgin for 5000 years, not even a second of that time would be spent on wanting to touch you.
How much of a female freak you have to be to spend your time on a silly crusade against some loosers on the internet?

>>38372697
Your "robot" quote is nothing like what robots typically post here whatsoever.

>>38372028
ok I believe you haha

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fucking underage niggers reply to every fucking bait thread and keep bumping it
you all should be gased, op included

>>38372874
>people who get divorced go on to have sex with new people so they have more sexual partners as a result
wow, fucking mindblowing

>>38372884
>thread where people are rejoicing over some normie getting curbstomped
>people
good one

>>38372997
A shit ton of work that would make your life better in a multitude of ways.

>>38372028
jesus fucking christ theyre not even hiding it anymore

>>38373724
>>38373625
>>38373788
i am OP. i like black dick and whatever i say goes because i am a proud roastie who only dates proud cucks! :^)

>>38372028
Bait scientists worked around the clock to bring you this post

>>38373117
>Day of the rope

Please this

>>38373302
>mere victims of our society
funny joke

>>38373346
Tons of people with substandard looks get laid and get GFs, you stupid stain of piss

>>38373383
>hurr immigration is invasion
fuck off back to /pol/

>>38373433
joke's on you, REEing is hilarious and only attracts more outsiders

>>38372028
if you truly are a girl and you go to reddit you probably aren't as atractive as you think you are

Nice one roastie, never seen this copypasta before

>>38374497
How much of a male free you have to be to spend your time on fucking /r9k/ bitching at women?

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>This thread will reach the bump limit
>Falling for shitty baits

OP must be laughing his ass off right now.

>b-but muh roasties
>muh reddit

I really think this board is heading for deletion. I don't know how many of you anons sort posts in the catalog by reply count and of those that do, how many are perceptive enough to notice that lately the distribution of replies across threads has been getting more and more skewed, with more and more threads archiving rather quickly compared to an average life cycle of a thread, while pseudo/proto generals threads from days ago gather hundreds of replies.

>>38372647
I mean, it's not wrong, but that's a shit-tier smuggie.

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>comes on r9k for less than a day
>thinks she understands all there is to the board

>>38375986
Furthermore, alongside proto/psuedo generals threads (steam friends, hug your family, etc. Personally I believe these threads are lowering the overall post quality of the board) alongside bait threads such as this one, and 'offtopic' threads like the recent increase in politics related threads are killing the few original threads that spring up.

>>38374914
Subjective. I'm convinced I can't feel happiness, so anything I attempt to do is merely to make my life less miserable, not "happy" or "better." The work required to reduce suffering is minimal; the work to achieve "happiness" is infinite with no reward for me. Sorry roastie