Has /r9k/ ever tried to act alpha?

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>>38371271
I come off as alpha to most people since im a 6'3 black guy. little do they know im an autist.

>>38371271
I'm trying very hard in presence of grills and it drains my energy like nothing else.

I once tried to stand up to Chad in high school. Honestly I think it would've been better if I had just passibly taken it.

>>38371371
well what happened anon?

The closest to alpha I've come is making out with and rubbing the pussy of some girl who had a boyfriend

Then I got paranoid and felt like I was being followed by her boyfriend's cholo friends, so it didn't last long

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>>38371271
I'm not Alpha, but not Beta, just that one really charismatic guy who has a lot of friends that does whatever he says for some reason

I never asked for them, they're mainly there because they think I'm super fucking smart, but all my knowledge is purely in wisdom, so its basically "don't stick hand in blender" type of shit, I don't get it

pls drank watar pls

>>38371271
Most /r9k/ fags are manlets. Manlets can't be alpha no matter what. Therefore, most of /r9k/ can't be alpha even if they tried.

>>38371534
>Most /r9k/ fags are manlets.
is this true? damn no wonder

>>38371534
Depending on a lot of your characteristics, and your "peers", being a manlet isn't that bad, I'm a lanky manlet, so I got it bretty gud

And you can always get a hot amazon waifu