ITT: We all act like normalfags until trips, when all autistic hell breaks loose
Robots don't even know how to act like normalfags, bro. The best they can do is a really shitty imitation.
It's suppose to be, we act civilized until trips.
So excited to meet my gfs family this weekend!
>>38370936
Hey guys guess what?!?! My wifes pregnant!!
we are going to have our second kid! Im so excited!
>>38370936
Did you watch Spiderman:homecoming?
Best movie EVER!!!
>>38371041
omg thats awesome, me and my fiencee are planning a trip to the rapids next week would you guys like to come?
>>38371080
yeah its honestly the best marvel movie ever, did you see the new may jane? shes just uh gorgeous!
What are you listenig rn normans.
I listen pop how about you?
>>38370936
So we act like regular /r9k/ these days?
>>38370936
Hey buddy, I have a question. What are "trips"? Just wondering :)
Please inspect the numerical combination of digits generated at random serving as an identification for the post I have made, for there may be a repetition of numbers ranging twice to 8 times, garnering a barbaric and excited response from you, due to the fact that a culture has been built around recieving repetitive digits, often insinuating luck.
I really wish bernie had won, I don't know how I'm gonna survive 4 years with a cheeto for a president know what I mean
>>38371166
lol I was wondering the same thing lol
I kinda new to this stuff I hardle get on the internet other than facebook, netflix or amazon lol
>>38370972
Just be yourelf bro all you have to do is get up and talk to her lol fuck Trump he is orange, now excuse me as I go play football with my bros and then have a threesome with top models
I am actually in love with Anne Frank.
She has become the only attractive female I find.
I want to marry her and make love to her.
>>38371218
Hey! That's offensive! Omg why would you be attracted to her? She died in the holocaust along with 6 trillion other Jewish people, you know!
>>38371229
It's not offensive I love her.
I wish I could save her in some kind of time machine.
Um, racist and sexist much? Wow.
May this be the comment that will bring the holy trips?probably no, what waste of time
>>38371316
It's not racist or sexist it's love.
I want to start a family together with her so much!
you guys seen any good feels guy memes lately?
>>38371257
Okay, let me just ask, what even is this? You sound unhinged and it's disturbing as fuck.
>>38371257
Jeff, is that originally you?
>>38371360
What do you mean unhinged?
This is pure love.
She wold love me.
>>38371354
Everyday with Anne is a good day.
Hi guys, first time posting here so forgive any formatting errors. I'm here because I need advice. Long story short, my boyfriend raped me. Several times. I didn't know it was rape at the time, but I realized I didn't continue giving consent throughout it. I've been crying my eyes out trying to figure out what to do. Please help, thank you.
>>38371396
Nah man but I understand now
She is perfect
>>38371423
ARE YOU SAFE? GET TO A SAFE PLACE IMMEDIATELY. CUT ALL CONTACT WITH HIM AND CALL THE POLICE.
>>38371423
you need to stay strong and be proud to be a woman. let your privileged cis- boyfriend know you're better than him. go girl!
>>38371200
Hey man, I know exactly how you feel. We are in this together man. Good news? Just caught a hottie on tinder gonna do a little Netflix and chillin, awww yissss
that xxxtentacion guy sure is a good rapper!
I love how this thread just sounds like a pretend we're on leddit thread
What's up guys, today's a beautiful day isn't it?
>>38371546
Hell yeah bro, sun is shining, the game is on, what more could a guy ask for?
>>38371410
Um, okay? Lol, wtf
The situation in the middle east concerns me and I worry about North Korea as well.
one phone call
>>38371590
Especially with Drumpf in office! D:
>>38371410
...Yikes
omg this robot thing. Original XD
So guys...Donald Trump am I right hehe
They're called microaggressions and they're very real.
Jesus fuck Christ on a Bike! Maybe try actually working to help sex workers if needed, instead of trying to invent reasons to touch titties?
>>38371640
LOL!
why was i muted for 2 seconds? :/
Going over political philosophy in my gen ed ethics class right now. This was literally my thought process yesterday.
Hello guys! "fembot" here haha. So yesterday I introduced my boyfriend to my parents and everything went so smoothly. I thought it would be a bit awkward at first since they probably weren't expecting me to be in an interracial relationship but they were much more than acceptant and loving of the fact. Love your parents always! :)
slavery's illegal in the US and the UK an apartheid's over in South Africa, but it's still non white people doing dirty jobs for the most part in rich households. it's really blatant.
As long as statism still has most people tricked into thinking it's the only possible way to organize society, the idea of a stateless society will be dismissed as "disorder". It's a shame
l-look how much of a robot I am, I-I don't have a gf. haha that face when no girl friend
im so fucking tired of these people supporting trump desu
the media has debunked him so much
Hey guys, quick question!
I'm throwing a block party and need some advice on what lawn games I should purchase.
My wife says cornhole is the way to go, but I really was hoping to get a volleyball game going.
Any ideas?
I know this sub is male-dominated, so I thought this would be important to reiterate. No, a man doesn't not a have a right to decide what a woman does with a pregnancy, even though it will affect his life. If this is a concern that a man has (which is certainly a valid concern), then he should make sure he is on the same page as his partner with regards to an accidental pregnancy before sex. If you are not on the same page as your partner about what to do with an accidental pregnancy, then don't have (unprotected) sex with them
Thank you.
>>38371775
Lol lets share other embarrassing stories
>ask a girl out
>she takes more than 5 minutes to reply
Got worried, think I'm one of you robots now lol
I;m so sick of these normalfags shitting up our board. They don't know what it's like, I haven't had sex in a month ffs
>>38371879
Lol. Get a load of the loser virgin who can't get laid. If only he was a total chad like me. I've had sex over 300 times today.
So ready for camping this weekend
Guys I think I might be a bit depressed, I haven't felt so good since coming back from the festival... back to the routine ya know?
>>38370936
Man I came in my side piece last night. I hope my girlfriends, will forgive me if ole girl gets pregnant. Having 5 kids from 5 different woman is tough, I can imagine having 6 yet. Not until I make partner at my firm anyway.
>>38370936
"Normie" here! Just wanted to say all of you are welcome at reddit! Just don't go to incels!!!
Hey guys what are trips?
it ends now
itig
>>38371998
What are you talking about, friendo?
First of all he doesn't have the right to forbid you of ANYTHING. You do what feels right to you, and fuck what ANYBODY else says. If he respect that, he's not worth your time. You do you.
>>38371998
a little cocky, were we, anon?
Omg haven't had sex in 2 weeks, literally so depressed haha
>>38372105
Lol yeah that's rough man.
Who else here /loves Taylor Swift?/
If I'm not mistaken, originally, Michelle Obama was focusng on the true issues of childhood obesity, which disproportionately affects Indigenous children and babies.
Wow the new Fallout game looks so good, they really made it like Skyrim this time!
>>38371590
IKR??! WW3 IS GOING TO START SOON, EVIL DORITO PRESIDENT IS GOING TO NUKE NORTH KOREA!!
MAKE RAPISTS AFRAID AGAIN.
What is your favourite music friends?
And why is it despasito.
xDDDD jk
Yes cunt is automatically a slur. Same as calling someone the n-word. The difference between calling someone a dick and a cunt is the connotations and impact of the word and the oppression that it signifies. Women have been systematically oppressed for thousands of years and as such there are many words that specifically refer to women and their genitals that have been turned into slurs for the purpose of demeaning women or a man by comparing him to a woman. There are words, such as dick and prick and whatnot, that specifically refer to male genitals, yet fail to have the same impact as the c- or n- words, because they don't invoke generations of systematic oppression.
omg going to spain with my boyfriend this weekend!!!! cant forget to bring my quinoa though haha lol!!
Circumcision is perfectly normal, you are going to aids if you don't circumcise anon! 0_0
I just want to cuddle and eat snacks and watch adventure time.
>>38370936
>x^D reddit will LOVE the screencap I get from this thread!
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>38372247
Dude, just like....chill man
I'm writing a detailed research paper about gender in socio-political and spiritual dynamics of traditional (pre-colonialism) North American indigenous peoples (yes I know this is a wide-ranging and varied groups of peoples). I also, at the end of my paper will conclude by talking about how colonialism has impacted these roles and how Native women are often at the forefront of cultural preservation and are continuously reclaiming their traditional roles.
I was planning on mostly using past tense because I am talking about a historical time period, but am questioning which tense to use when I talk about spirituality in particular, mostly because I know little about about present day religious and spiritual beliefs and practices. I would really appreciate some advice about how to use tenses in a culturally sensitive way.
I hope this question isn't too superficial or mundane.
Wow, that person likes his country, what a white supremacist
told a girl at my work I want to fuck and she agreed and now she's my girlfriend haha
>>38372330
I'm not focusing on details, but rather the overarching spiritual themes, such as the mutability between the spiritual, physical, and celestial worlds and how that worldview of uncertain characteristics creates an ideological environment that allows for permeable boundaries between genders and a conceptual space for a 3rd gender that is neither or both. Also, I am not looking at religious ceremony as much as everyday spirituality
Anime is shit. Anime is for nerds.
Trips or bust
>>38370972
Why are you calling us 'robots' and what is a 'normalfag' supposed to be? Had one too many, didn't ya? ;)
>>38372290
How did you make the text green?
Just saw the funniest Buzzfeed article: 26 ways trans refugees who have had sex with a penis eat pizza. I loved all of the cat gifs, they were so funny I nearly spilled my Ben & Jerry's all over my belly! God I wish I had a boyfriend
So I'm going to have a pre birthday lunch with my female friend.
She's Jewish and quite successful in her life.
>>38372338
Why are germans so unpatriotic? xD
>>38371584
>>38371613
Fucking ignorant pieces of shit hate our love.
Anyway I took 4oz bottle of dxm and I'm on ssri's which is a bad combo apparently but fuck that noise
listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7zHZrcHdxg
Looking forward to the weekend!
Wow I wish people wouldn't, like, blame muslims for these terror attacks. Like stop bombing Syria you fucking white people
Just taught my four year old son to check his privileges, and how to spell 'patriarchy'. They're making progress very fast. Next week we'll start reading Marx.
I also bought them girls' toys so they grow up seeing the world from a different perspective.
Guys my gf doesnt like that im fapping.
should i dump her and get a gf that accepts me even when i am myself?
>>38372437
Yeah Senpai, Not all muslims and black lives matter! :)
>>38372375
what an offensive image
The grub factory on Charles St. makes some pretty terrific vegan soul food. 10/10 would stuff my face again.
>>38372459
You should listen to her, masturbation is the work of the devil
>>38372463
"Senpai" Oh, I see you're learning Chinese. Are you, like, going to go there for vacation or something?
>>38372467
Haha yea i saw it on instagram its ironic!
>>38372488
Ugh, it's korean get it right, bawka. And i'm only going to korea to visit my pen pal
I let my boyfriend shoot his loads of cum in me with no protection and I got an abortion yesterday. :) #feministandproud
wow I just came here from Reddit and Facebook. can you guys tell me what r9k is about?
>>38372437
Dude the regimes in the middle east are still evil dictatorships havent you heard???!!! we must save the people from the dictators' terror and install tolerant and safe social democracies :D
Marx is the greatest philosopher like ever.
>>38372528
its like a squad chat for the funny green frog
>>38372543
who? ive never read a book like honestly i dont have attention span xD
I love frozen yogurt. Who's up to get some?
>>38372545
dude that's awesome XD I'm gonna kill myself now bye
>>38372545
Oh you mean pepper? Haha so funny cartoon frog.
>>38372534
Did you see the BBC posted a video of kids being gassed with Sarin? We need to stop Assad!!!
>>38372569
oh no dont do it :(
i love you man, call me if you need help
>>38372569
Please don't do it man, you've got so much to live for
>>38372564
Me, I have always wanted some gluten free, vegan, sugar free, tapioca yougurt with my squad!
>>38372523
You go girl! It's like 2017 after all and women should be able to choose what's best for their body, right?
Guys how do you know when she's *the One*?
>>38372561
I haven't read his books either. Who has time for that shit right? Haha I learn my stuff from good sources like antifa. Socialism ftw, kill capitalism woooo.
-sent from my iPhone 9
>>38372586
yeah i dont like drumpf very much, but at least he bombs those frickers just like our darling hillary!
>>38372625
When she gets all your video game references xD just tell her she's the Zelda to your Link and you will find out if she is The One
>>38372640
Yeah, Drumpf is like literally Hitler.
>>38372666
I HATE EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU
>>38372637
I love hillary shes the best socialist ever:) i hope she wins the next election!
>>38372666
ITS BEEN BROKEN REEEEEEEE
>>38372666
It's over guys. Release all hell...
What do trips mean? why do i keep getting muted?
>>38372666
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HAVE HEBEPHILIA
>>38372666
RELEASE THE DOGS OF WAR
Just shat myself in the grocery mart again guys
>>38372666
DEVIL TRIIIIIPPPPPPPPPSSSSSS
DEVIL TRIIIIIPPPPPPPPPSSSSSS
Hoy Hoy Hoy
it say I have to be original xD I don't know what that means
CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP11L9jRW94
>>38372637
NOW LISTEN YOU /POL/ UNDERAGE AUT-RIGHTER
CAPITALISM IS FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>muh if u choose to live under the system you are forced to live in instead of killing urself u arewrong lol strawman xD
MARX WAS A GENIUS OF HIS TIME
>>38372666
HENLO FREEEEEEEEEEEEEENZ!!! WHO WAN PLEY CWOBOI WIFF MEEE???
>BENG
>BANG
>BENG
>PEWWW
SDOP RIET DERE DESPERADO SKUM!!!!
MY PISS BOTTLES ARE OVERFLOWING
CRITICAL CONDITION
>>38372666
NORMALFAGS BTFO forever
>>38372488
I fucking hate you to death you fucking liberal trash. On the day of the rope there will be no mercy!
>>38372775
DRINK IT THATS THE ONLY WAY
THISIS NOW A THREAD FOR SMUG WOJAKS!
Weapon used autism is the greatest darkest weapon against the normie.
REEEEEEE
Listen to moonman and kill all the non whites!!!!
>>38372763
*slappin my meat*
HITACHI UP MY ASS BB
>>38372543
END YOURSELF, DIRTY COMMUNIST MARX IS A LAUGHING STOCK
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Life is actually shit desu
>>38371200
Cheeto lol that's a good one bro but I'd say he's more like an angry orange xD
>>38372761
I used to be leftcuck when I was underaged. Then I grew up. If capitalism is so shit stop using it's products. GTFO disconnect from the internet.
abrradcacdabcdaa
your hamter nao
>>38372666
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOWQ DARE YOU GET TRIPS AND RUIN MY THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3837285
I agree. 88
>>38372666
>>38371200
this is no longer normie thread get out you're not welcome anymore
>>38372857
I agree. 88. "Fixed"
>>38372926
praise kek, fuck commies and burn books with other opinions!
>>38370972
DUDE LIKE
>DDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38373000
is the thread normalfag again now?
I want a gf with muscles
>>38373057
Nah, twice the autism now.
>>38372666
MOMMY WHERE'S MY FIDGET SPINNER REEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET OUT OF THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38373061
>Straight
>2017
Pick one you normie.
>>38373086
FLREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkDMz2ml0gw
Keep putting more coal into the autism train, we need to go max speed.
>tfw no more bottles to piss in
>>38373191
Do you have any shit tubs left?
LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL I'LL BE GONE WHEN THE MORNING COMES
>>38373221
I haven't shit all day because my stomach refuses to digest my garbage diet. I'll probably vomit soon idk
>>38372666
AHHHHHHSJSKSHEISBDHEUSJWKW9DUZBS D
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FINALLY
Is it normal that my dick has eyes and ears? Pick related.
Guys i dont know what to do with all these piss bottles
H e l p
DEAD NIGGERS MAKE ME CUM SHRNDJDJSJSKXNXNDBJAJWIWYSYDHJXKZKAKWJWGSSHBDJDXNCJ
>>38373354
DO YOU WANT
TOTAL WAR
TOO SEE LIFES WILL
RETURN ONCE MORE
DEAD NIGGERS MAKE ME CUM SHJSOSKSBSHEISOKSNSBSBDDJJDKSJDKSKISKSBDDBXBXJSKK
>>38373371
This is the best thread ive ever seen
Never laughed harder in my life so in return you all get pictures of my underground bunker
>>38373402
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE YELLOW AND BROWN
>>38373309
can't tell if autistic or normal...
i shat myself while asleep
>>38373402
are you that guy who lived in a plane storage room or some shit?
I CAME IN MY PANTS AND IT FELT LIKE JELLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hahahahhaha
Fat ben 10
>>38372666
The redpill which you fags will never realize before I tell you about it is that the intentional autism that this post precedes will never be as autistic as the pseudo-reddit autism that preceded it.
i got a boner during a prostate exam ama
>>38372666
D E V I L I S Hwhy the fuck did mods delete my post and not a single other post in this thread
>>38371218
Jeff Mangum pls go
>>38372686
Quality screencap, tee bee ache
>>38374269
R u gayyes u r
>>38372666
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
TWO SCOOPS TOO MANY, HUMPTY DRUMPFTY
This thread is absolutely reddit tier fucking garbage. I should be banned for posting in this.
>>38376577
Go back to fucking normieville, redditor
123123123123123123123123123123i identify as an attack helicopter we should implement a form of eugenics that removes everyone but me qnd qt traps from the gene pool orcs did nothing wrong heil heil heil heil
hello /r/4chan you fucking memelords
>>38372666
>Drumpf
STOP DEADNAMING MY GLORIOUS HUSBANDO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>38377032
I dont even care that they steal our memes this thread was pretty fun.
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MOM FOUND THE BUTT WRENCH REEEEEEEEEEEE