ITT: Pathetic things you do

Scream into towels to calm my impotent rage so I don't bother the neighbors.

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>pathetic things you do

like, besides post here?

I masturbate by pressing down on my balls.

make vocaroos bullying my tulpa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y5I0Al4ISk

>>38370717
I have a bunch of books for Table top Rpgs I don't play I just enjoy reading them
Like I have guilds for D&D, The vampire Masquerade, Vampire The Requiem and many others

>>38370717
>used my toothbrush more to fuck my ass this year than actually to brush my teeth

feel sad when I get blamed for something that I never did in the first place and let it affect my entire day

I piss on the carpet sometimes

>>38370818
kek at least it gets put to a good use

carry on living

>>38370717
have hope

origningin

>>38370717
I save facebook pics of women I work with or just know
and pretend Im dating them
I have imaginary conversations with them while looking at their pics
like if its a pic at the beach Ill pretend Im there with her and we are having a fun day I plan the whole day out in my head of everything we did and what we said what we ate and drank

>>38370717
Whenever I hear a plane or helicoptor I have to look up and look at it

Check my hair before I leave the house

What is it gonna change

>>38370717
Pretending I'm a girl on Steam so retarded betas will buy me games

>>38371234
Does that really work? is it hard?

Broke faggot, if I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, They would eventually find me attractive.

>>38370717
Imagine what it would be like if I was in a relationship and think about how pathetic it is that I am so shit with women romantically.

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>>38370717
I get really bad headaches and don't talk to anyone for like two days at a time

I went back to look at my old facebook messages. Turns out, I was even more pathetic back then.

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>Think something is going to jump out at me when ever I open my garage at night

>>38370755
B-ballbusting anon, is that you?

Whenever I don't win an arguement, I later think of the perfect thing to say but get mad at myself because I didn't say it before.

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>>38370717
>Pathetic things you do
Trying to find a job

cheat on my gf because she doesn't have sex with me

>>38373476
that's not pathetic, it's her fault for not satisfying you sexually, UNLESS there's something preventing her from doing so.

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Pee in bottles even though my bathroom is literally 8 feet away.

>>38373516
she claims its too painful but it's been years.

>>38373540
>she claims its too painful but it's been years.
she's definitely taking dick on the side, good thing you've been cheating on her.

Or, you have an abnormally large dick.

Is smoking weed pathetic?