BTFO normies stories

>took a shit in the living room
TAKE THAT MOM! haha fucking normie has too clean up her kids SHIT even though he's 23 ahaha too funny

>>38370203
Thats what Mommys are for!
Its her duty to make sure Im safe and happy and fed and clean no matter my age

@38370236
Just fucking kys you monster Jesus Christ this is revolting what the fuck would your friends think if you told them this?

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>>38370203
>23
She would have had to have you at 5 years old for you to be old enough to be here.

>>38370260
>I'm flamboyantly new and don't know about peepee poopoo
Unironically put a bullet in your skull.

>>38370260
>@38370236
I think you messed up there little fellow how old are you?

>>38370266
The anon that posted is 23 you fucking moron. Jesus Christ were born stupid or were you tied to bungie cord as a new born and yoyo'd into the ground until you were a retard.

>>38370168

>roastie on tinder tries to get me to order pizza for her and gives me her address
>post it on craigslist advertising that im in the process of moving and getting rid of most of my furniture, free for anyone who picks it up.

>in club during freshers week, roastie tries to get me to buy her a drink except she wants two drinks, even though i saw her walk up whilst talking intimately with a guy, order her two glasses of tap water and walk off.

>walking home from lectures, roastie ordered something heavy idk, calls me over whilst shes taking a call and asks me to lift it; I just walk off.

she didnt even fucking say hi to a complete stranger, just asked me like a fucking servant.

>>38370397
>Freshers
Good times
Can't wait for refreshers this September

>>38370315
Read that as "she's" and you should also commit suicide for being so autistic that you're triggered by shitposts.
>>38370397
Every man I know has stories exactly like this. Are modern women beyond salvaging?

>>38370260
I legitimately can't tell if new or ultimate meta ruse

>>38370439
>K-kys h-heh showed him
Fuck off you are clearly too stupid to both read properly and think of a decent thing to say back. You really are one dumb fuck.