Beta names

>>38369370
My first name is Aidan is that alpha or beta?

david sounds quite beta to me

>>38369370
Male: Melvin (d&d sperg name)

Fem: Bethany (ugly fat girl name)

>>38369392
I don't know, never heard that name before famalam

where does jack fit on the alpha-beta scale?

Tyler is the name of a guy so beta he is scared of being rejected on r9k also khv

Gustav is my name. Is it robot-tier? I am not a spic, btw

>>38369445
>I am not a spic
fucking spic

>>38369370
Neel
Oliver
Michael
Ben
Eaton
Fredrick
Stuart
Patrick
Clancey

>>38369420
pretty alpha.
>>38369445
beta name

>>38369392
White trash name their kids fucking Aiden lol na not beta just trashy as fuck

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>Guillaume

>>38369370
eustace and roberta

>>38369465
1 vote for Stuart. sounds super beta.
Beth for or Megan for girls

>>38369465
You forgot Kevin and Kyle

>>38369370
Julian
Javyando
Nathaniel
Jonny

Spencer and Agnis

eugene, originally

>>38369506
Damn you are spot on with those 2

Also senpai the biggest 1 of al Wil Wheaton AKA Wesley Crusher reeeeeeee

>My name isnt mentioned
Feels good to be an alpha

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Bernd

>>38369531
Spencer lol sounds like a guy who loves taking shlonging

>>38369538
Can confirm Eugene I knew 2 who were ultra betas

>>38369531
oh yeah agnes is the worst female name

lumpy sweaters, acne and a pot belly

Why the fuck hasn't anyone posted Bernard yet? Or fucking Leonard?

>>38369370
Tim/Timmy/Timothy and any other versions are super fucking beta.

Patricia and Dorothy too.

Torgny is always fat and autistic

>>38369465
Lawrence is beta af

It's like no one is even trying

KENT
JIMMY
SHELDON
Arnold
Harry
Oliver
Wesley
Brent

Keep a
Peggy
Ashley
Kaylee
Marle

where is Reid on the alpha to beta scale

>>38369370
Patrick's are always cucks

>>38369370
Stanley
Albert
Barry
Lyle
Oliver
Austin
Leslie
Nathan
Allen
Tanner
Hugh

Gertrude
Gretchen
Charlotte
Lana
Vanessa
Betsy
Patricia/Patsy
Fern
Reagan/Regan
Wanda
Dierdre
Barb/Barbara
Erica
Penelope

>>38369671
Reid is almost hand in hand with Wesley anon so pretty fucking beta, you never hear anyone say "lets go hang out with Reid" lol

>>38369602

>Tim/Timmy/Timothy and any other versions are super fucking beta.

This. All the other names mentioned can be pretty alpha.
Nothing rehabilitates Tim.

Tim reminds me immediately of Tiny Tim from "A Christmas Carol" by Dickens, that poor, scrawny little boy with rickets who would have died if Scrooge never changed.
Tim = timid/shy. Tim is just the most stereotypical beta nice guy I can think of, who always gets screwed over, and just takes it and smiles every time.

"Tim" literally sounds like a mouse squeak.
If your name is Tim, I feel bad for you, and would probably befriend you out of pity.

>>38369704
Haha my sixes I fucking forgot about how bet Lyle is haha

Marvin
Maxwell
Henry

Beth (literally one fucking letter off from beta)
Sara
Mary

>>38369706
oh


well jeez i guess i really should kms i thought it was ok since i knew chads irl named Reid or some variation thereof

>>38369671
Reid is beta as fuck anon a name like that is asking for a dicking

>>38369370
Eugene and Abernathy

>>38369392
I knew 3 different Aidan/Aiden, 2 were Chad tier the other was normalfag tier. >>38369474
Is pretty right though, all 3 were trashy people.

>>38369727
Marvin kek I bet he can pull the women what a faggot

>>38369767
he pulls them into his fucking rape hole

>>38369730
Maybe a robot tier Chad but not an actual Chad anon a robot level Chad might be able to fuck a hooker or take HRT that's about it also plenty of traps are named Reid for some reason?

Anyone wonder.how many robots have been called out and just now realise they are worse off lol

Is Josh an alpha or beta name?

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>>38369671
Reid is only on the beta scale I bet you orbit dickgirls and shit

>>38369827
Can be either, most Joshes I knew grewing up were betas though.

>>38369704
I have met some Vanessa's that were incredibly attractive

>>38369827
Most joshez I knew were nerds, one is a NEET and he is 32 so figure it out from there

The fuck is wrong with the 'tardos writting on female names? Women can't be beta/alpha, you faggotrons.

>>38369874
What about dickgirls ? Where do they stand on the scale

Where's William on this scale? Most people call me Will, though.

>>38369727
If Stacy wasn't Stacy she would be Sarah

>>38369827
They could be both as a Josh I knew a Chad Josh and beta Josh, we use to make fun of his small penis in the gym showers lol

>>38369843
What is your name? No homo ofc

is bjorn beta?

>>38369940
Bjorn has sex seven times an hour.

>>38369900
Pretty faggy M8 you might as well be called Wil Wheaton

>>38369370

Samuel

A very original comment for a original post desu

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>>38369960
will wheaton is the fucking giga beta, even though hes more successful than anyone in this fucking thread

>>38369370
Women cannot be beta. They are all stupid Stacey's at heart all with the same personality

>>38369370
Tell that patrick bateman. He will shoot your skull with a nail gun

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My name is Facundo, it's an ancient argentinian tribesman name. Is it beta?

Agnes
Beth
Betsy
Carla
Tammy
Peggy
Gertrude
Gretchen
Helga
Heidi
Colleen
Sinead
Velma
Martha
Bessie
Betsy
Hilda
Ida
Mabel

I want off this fucking ride.

my name is alfred, beta or alpha, sounds beta to me

Martin.

You are dooming that child.

Allen the most alpha name on the planet

how beta is Nash as a first name?

asking for a friend

I don't think I've met a single Harrison who hasn't been an autistic virgin with transition lenses

>implying a name actually decides how successful a child will become

this is worse than the star gypsy shit

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>>38369392
>Aidan
Bane?

>>38369671

Reids ok when it's a surname. As a first name, it's awful

What about Andrew?

Extra text because apparently I'm not original.

>>38369727

Henry's a good, respectable name. Fight me.

is Shane beta?

I'm called Nigel

>>38369622

Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence!

>>38370335
P-Please answer ;-;

>>38370335
Too obscure to be anything.

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>>38369370
My name is pretty beta. My parents met at a beekeepers convention so they named me 'Pesticide-Free'. I just changed it since to a normal name but kept that as my middle name to keep them from being mad at me.
School was hell though.kids used to bully me by flapping past me like bees then falling to the floor pretending pesticides killed them, then they'd beat me for being a liar.
fucking hate that shit, i hate bees, i kill them whenever i can

Fenton sounds very beta to me

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>tfw dad was drunk when mom had me
>tfw mom is a crack addicted whore
>tfw dad convinced her to name me "dookie" as a joke
>tfw lived with the legal name dookie until I was 18 and legally changed it

i'm surprised I made it out of middleschool without an heroing

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>>38372097
Name of kings nigga it's more than respectable.
t. Henry

>>38370335
Change your name to Lautaro.

Clarence
Noah
Rupert
Eugine
Toby
Djowie
Brayden
Julian
Oswaldo

>people saying patrick is a beta name
>when I hear patrick I literally think of nothing but chads

Tfw when a Patrick I know is attending West Point, and is considered the toast of my senior class. Not a very beta name, imo. XD

>>38373518
But Lautaro is beta

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>>38373977
Fact: Araucanians are the most powerful race in the world

>>38369370
Meet philipino family, they name their oldest son mutherfucking Achillies... he tunrs out to be nonverbal autist at age 5

they dun goofed. if he was an aryan 6 foot tall chad that name would be based tho

Non-white girls named Vanessa can be fine.
I've known some beautiful hispanic girls named Vanessa.

>>38374158
I named one of my cats Achilles.
I like giving my pets ancient Greek mythological names, my current cat is Hephaestus or just Hef for short and my dog is Dionysus (Dio)

>>38369370
Ivan is alpha as fuck

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What kind of name is Leo?
I don't think it's very Chad, kinda classy, maybe a rank below "Vincent", maybe a name for someone who doesn't talk? It's my name by the way

>>38374299
Too bad that modern Slavs have turned Ivan from a name for great czars and conquerors to a name for pasty, tracksuit clad street-squatters in grey, decaying post-Soviet slums

>>38369370
Algernon. Sounds beta af

>>38373404
That must have been a great day when you changed it

>>38374369
>forever associated with a fictional retarded man's pet mouse from a book that everyone read in 6th grade

What does Matthew sound like

>>38374280
Rename your dog diogenes.

Geronimo is really beta imo

>>38369468
What about jackson

>>38369370
EUGINE

What do you guys think of Antun?
it's a slavic name

>>38369370
Josh is the most fluid name on the alpha beta scale. One of the biggest Chads I know IRL is named Josh, and then there's a bunch of nerds named Josh, then there's this one Josh who's like the embodiment of chadbot (looks good and very strong independent nature but is actually far from Chad, had god awful childhood, etc.) like he's the dude I think when I think of chadbot.

is Dominic a alpha or beta name?

>>38375240
extremely beta

All the dominics I know are nerds or autistic

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>>38375102
somebody respond pls

>>38369413
Melvin was the socially awkward robotic brony who was even lower in the social hierarchy than the protagonist in the /r9k/ sitcom.

Lucas is the worst fucking name there is.

>>38375240
The only Dominic in my high school was a huge fucking twinkle-toed, cum-sucking faggot who starred in every drama club play, literally pranced around the halls and got suspended in 10th grade for suck a dick in bathroom.
Nice guy though

>>38369475
The only Gullaume I know IRL is a super tall, turbo Chad, French nigger so I don't resonate with this.

>>38369370
Male:
Kevin
Elliot
Randy
Thad (when given to a white male)
Stuart
Eugene

Female:
Beth (and some variants)
Megan
Ashley

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>>38369713
>Tim/Timothy
>beta
Timothy Price/Bryce is priceless, though.

>>38369370
So my country (Ireland) is beta land??? Kinda of true

>Steven
>Isaac
>Spencer
>Robert
>Anthony
>Jeff
>Philip
>Peter
>Jacob

The same legal name can show status via common form:

>Michael
>Joshua
>Betas

>Mike
>Josh
>Alphas

>>38373546
So my Ireland is Chad land now?

>>38375102
Kind of alpha, kind of beta, maybe gamma.

>>38370037
>>38369900
I'd say Will (including variants such as Bill and William) is a hit or miss. He can be sigma or alpha or omega.

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>>38375600
Fight me Jacobs good

>>38369370
I bullied one in elementary school, so I agree. Dude literally looked like a piglet, his nose had its tip that high. Was also a manlet.

>>38369405
>fought a giant and won
>beta

uwotm8

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>>38375682
t. beta Jacob

>>38374299
I know a beta as fuck Ivan

Someone tell me if Alex (male) is a beta name?

>>38369445

chadwan is that you

>>38369392
Only Aidan I know is a homo

Is Dimitri beta? I think it might be slightly chad cuz you know, Russians.

What about Jonathan? Alpha or beta?

>>38369370
Is antonio alpha or beta