>You will never experience this How do you carry on?

>>38368239
>You will never experience this again
FTFY

Slutty girls are the worst kind of GFs, they're absolutely bad for dating, but good for fucking.
More of a hassle than something that brings motivation to a man's heart.

>>38368239
experience what

>>38368239
I will never experience a narcisistic roastie doing le quirky gestures to me?

Experience what? Some girl flailing her head around like a muppet?

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We'll carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on

>>38368239
>brown girl
no thanks im good staying birgin

>giving a shit about girls
fuck off normalfaggot

>that failed attempt at sexy
I can safely say we'll live, cringe we can find/r9k/.

>>38368304
Cause I'm mr. Brightside
Indkdmdmf

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>>38368304
my chemical romance is gay

>>38368239
>that McCain in the back getting a meal for one
feels bad man

>>38368239
That guy on the left wearing the suit stares at you the whole time.....Kinda creeps me out.

>>38368320
>I have evolved beyond the need for female companionship.
*tips fedora*

>>38368239
Who is the girl in OP's webm?

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>>38368239
>experienced this
>wasn't cringey as fuck because she was subtle
>tease her about it and go home
Its nothing to note though mate

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When OP posts "you will never experience this"
>everyone in thread "FUCK OFF I DON'T WANT IT ANYWAYS, SHE'S UGLY!! WOULDN'T EVEN BANG EITHER WAY I DONT EVEN WANT GF!"

When OP posts "tfw no gf always lonley"
>everyone in thread "DUNNO WHEN IM GOING TO KMS, SO LONLEY, I'D TAKE ANYONE EVEN A WHALE, WOMEN ARE EVIL ALL I WANT IS GF"

girls that eat buffalo wings are usually trash tier whores

>>38368389
charge your fucking phone, christ on a bike

>>38368400
>/r9k/ is one person
theres normies who cry about tfwngf and then theres actual robots. learn the difference

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>Ew dude, she's brown, I hate brown skin. Also what's up with her eyes? Jesus,, there's like a little light in the middle of her pupils or something. And look at her, she's eating a buffalo wings place, probably a trash tier whore. She's ugly as hell, would never date her. 0/10 wouldn't bang.

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>>38368438
>implying I ever said r9k was one person

Lucky for her because I would have kicked her in the cunt

>>38368449
oh, you were just saying that two different thread topics get different responses? carry on then.

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>>38368439
>i cant believe these people on the interwebs insulted this supreme female being - i must protect her innocence from these unwashed masses at once

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>>38368466
doubles always get wasted on dumbposters..

Either way, another internet debate won under my belt, thanks for trying anon, go debate someone under 140 IQ, seems like I was too much of a challenge to you, seeing as you conceded within one reply, anyways you don't have to write the concession speech or anything, just hide this thread or something, I usually like it more when they run either way.

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>>38368239

DELETE THIS
NOW

in a original way of course

>>38368468
>hahaha just look at her, she's so ugly, not worthy of my body or stature, and anyone who disagrees with me I will fight vehemently!

>>38368494
not that anon but you need to control your autism lol

>>38368494
When we took an IQ test in middle school I was pretty amazed to score almost a perfect 100. I never thought of myself as a genius, but after that test, a lot of things seemed to make more sense, like how I had a hard time relating to normal minds and how I would get bored easily. In some ways I think I would have been happier never knowing, and being able to live around normal people. But some things cannot be undone.

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>>38368522
More doubles wasted on more dumbposters, this one didn't even try to debate me because he saw his friend get utterly destroyed on the mental battlefield. Wasn't even a debate really, was more like intellectual bullying on my behalf.

>>38368427
You're the type of people I don't like.

>>38368561
and praise kekistani am i right

>>38368239
her hair doesn't move very freely, looks like she doesn't maintain it well 0/10

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>>38368579
All enemy combatants have intellectually conceded to me.

>>38368293
...third post best post?

(of course this isn't original)

>>38368529
>100
you do realise IQ isn't a percentage

>>38368658
I was gonna call him out on that, but I thought it'd be better to ignore because I felt bad even calling him out on something so embarrassing.

>>38368239
I have experienced shit like that, its not that great to anyone who has ever been in relationships and shit.

Women arent funny, or interesting, their bags of drama and bullshit.

You beta fucks just dont know and idolize this shit thinking its great, one little moment of she is cute for 2 minutes and a bit of pussy doesnt make up for the rest of the time she destroys every bit of fun she gets near.

>>38368678
It was supposed to be bait, I guess?

>>38368703
i dunno, I type stupid shit like that all the time and get called out for it and feel bad so I usually ignore it when other people do

>>38368239
>the old man behind her by himself

fuck is there a sadder sight than an old man in a suit eating by himself?

>>38368239
Thank god, I don't want to go on a date to get shit wings anyways

>>38368624
Ho-o-o-oly fuck you can't be real.

>>38368239
looks like a nigger 0/10

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>>38368239
>john mccain in the back eating alone
i feel it

>>38368703
>bait
Seemed like a joke to me. Lighten up desu senpai.

>>38368284
>Slutty girls are the worst kind of GFs
Wrong
"Cultured" girls are the worst.
Ugly and depressive, you think you can fix them but they crave the "art" or the diversity penis and they will kvck you sooner rather than later

>>38368658
>>38368703
>>38368742
I'd say that's it's "obviously" a joke but his post is my kind of sense of humor and not a lot of people seem to get it.

>>38368320
> Implying that this board's entire culture wasn't founded on permavirgin losers drowning in their butt-tears.

Also, nobody with a brain actually believes that you don't care about girls. We know that it's just a defense mechanism, so we even bother keeping up the pretense?

>>38368870
>Ho-o-o-oly fuck
Are you 12 years old

>>38368239
whats that guy in the back having

>>38368239
The same way you (and for a fact me too) go about not experiencing giving birth.
Something that absolutely impossible you don't even think about wanting to experience it.

>>38368750
Leave John McCain alone.

>>38369972
>absolutely impossible

5'7", overweight, mediocre-looking, not-rich, insecure dicklet here: if I can have sex with girls that I find attractive, ANYONE can.

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>>38368239
experience what? Having sex with her? Young woman her age do not want to get married or stick with one man. They want to ride the cock carousel she is only using that current boyfriend for sex and entertainment. She will move on when she gets bored of him.

Western whores do not want to marry when they are young. They don't want to remain tied down to one guy, they want attention and praise from betas and Chads throughout their youth. She will settle down in her mid or early 30s when everyone else gets bored of riding the carousel.

>>38370040
Yeah, I mean I could pay for a prostitute (and I've sworn to myself to do it if I still will be a virgin at my 30th birthday), but I thought this was about relationship.

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>>38368239
Why can't I hold eye contact with a fucking webm?! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>38368239
I will never experience a whore with clown make-up make stupid faces at me in a public restaurant? Damn, I must really be missing out.

>>38368239
But anon, I eat at Chili's all the time.

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>>38368304
WE'LL CAAAARRRYYYYY OOOONNN

>>38368239
Do you have moar of her?

>>38370271
Kill yourself you pathetic dickhead

>>38368304
>My Chemical Romance
>not Styx
you will not sail away

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>>38368358
this


egorjiebaks

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>all the butthurt retards in this thread missing the point
What the girl looks like isn't what matters in the webm, it's the fact that generally no woman will have dinner with us or enjoy our presence and laugh with us.

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I am the old guy sitting in the back alone.

originalissimo

>>38370779
Was going to post this. Looks like he thinks they're filming him.

>>38370331
Fuck off faggot

>>38370271
This

>>38370738
It's your fault, you could if you wanted to, either stop complaining or do something about it

Fool. I experience better every night watching my favorite twitch streams

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shes beatiful anon, omg
shes seems like kristy althaus

>no woman will smile at you
just the kind of feels I needed op, thanks a lot

>>38368284
>More of a hassle than something that brings motivation to a man's heart.

true as fuck my dude. even if the sex is godly

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>>38368239
Some annoying bitch making obnoxious faces at me no thank you.

>>38371779
fucking pleb. you dont even use myfreecams! hahahahahaha

>>38368239
Ignorance, I basically was oblivious to what I had missed all throughout my childhood and young adult years.

When reality hit me it was already too late.