So I watched Transformers, the last Knight. One of many films directed by the King of Downs: Michael Bay. It was a steaming pile of shit, like, Green Lantern levels of shit. The entire thing made no fucking sense and it shouldn't even be called Transformers. If Nelson Shin saw it he would probably kidnap Bay and sell him to ISIS.
However, for some strange reason, I found Cogman (Transformers Alfred) really likeable. He's the only reason why I was able to sit through it at all. It's been weeks and I keep thinking of Cogman (not sexually I'm not THAT much of a degenerate) It got to the point where I actually contemplated gettting a Tatoo of him. What the fuck is happening?