When's the last time you had sex r9k?

august 2014

cjdm

>>38367657
get the fuck out faggot
ororo

>>38367657
mods ban this underage faggot pls

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>>38367610
A little over one month ago.
She broke up with me for someone else a few days after.

30 mins ago,not baitig,my dick feels sticky so I think I'll get a shower

>>38367610
Late last year. It was with a fat Thai girl, but at least I didn't have to pay for it like the first time I got laid.

Sex for the most part is overrated and not worth the sort of effort young guys who aren't Calvin Klein model tier have to put in.

>>38367610
not in the last 28 years

>>38367657
Pls ban this faggot
>>38367671
>>38367825
>>38367911
And you get the fuck off this board.

Wednesday morning. This will infuriate someone but I'm in a long term relationship with a Chinese girl who is at this very moment sleeping in bed next to me.

>>38367958
I don't think most guys would be willing to lower their standards as much as I did just to get laid without having to pay bro. Plus I was in Thailand and any white guy can get laid there.

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>>38367671
which timeline are you from good sir? btw your fedora is a bit inclined let me correct it

Around 2.3 years now.

Tuesday. Was pretty good tbqh

A few times this morning, took her virginity

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tuesday night maybe? i dont remember. all i know is i pounded my gf too hard and came inside her before i intended too.

>>38367610
4-5 days ago. Girlfriend thought her period was over. It wasn't. It still isn't. ;_;

Had my dicked sucked like 5 years ago but never actual intercourse, does that count?

>>38367610
23 years ago when I got pushed out

>>38368047
no. thats just a blowjob

December 2016

I need to stretch something.

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>>38368061
Oh then I guess i never had sex lol

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Like 4 hours ago I think

>>38367675
>>38367686
>>38367958
Who originally was that?

>>38368128
Did you get banned? Cuz it was me, F A G G O T.

This never happened

t. 25 year old virgin

>>38367610
02 July 2017

This march, that was also when I lost my virginity.
Now I'll have sex again next weekend.

November 2009 I think

It's been years

I'd probably have to ask her to put it in for me since I've been so out of practice

>>38367994
I don't ever want to pursue western girls again now when I now what it's like when the girls actually have some interest in you.
Every Thai girl I asked out from tinder said yes, several matches per day, girls writing first. It's so great.

Now I'm just sad that I can't move there.

Never. Now it just a little under a year until I ascend to wizardy.

>>38368312
I know what you mean. Maybe I'm exaggerating a bit but in your own (western) country you are invisible, as soon as you go to somewhere like Thailand you're a god.

Also I find that even Asian girls from my country don't even acknowledge me since they're Westernised. I was humiliated by one at uni, she basically made fun of my attempts to try and get to know her on social media and she even laughed at my new haircut like some hysterical cunt. So I don't think I have a chance with any girl regardless of race from my own country, and since I don't plan on moving to Thailand any time soon I may as well forget about it and fap to porn.

Like 3 or 4 days ago. I broke up with my Ex but she still comes around after work sometimes to catch some D then goes home.

It's pretty cash.

december 2015 but it wasn't full sex

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7-8 years ago

>>38367610
About two weeks ago. I need a girl in my area because sex really does make me feel good and balanced.

>>38367610

wed night I think. My gf said she needed some dick.

>>38367610
never, now fuck off and die

like a month and a half ago
went to an escort
she said "i wish I had a looser butt so we could do anal"
and like tree days befo dat another escort who when I asked if we could do anal she said "disgusting"

that question doesn't apply to me

>>38367610
last April. My ex randomly came over after breaking up with her bf of almost 2 years

>its another humble brag thread
take this shit back to /reddit/ you fucking cancer

>>38367610
March 2016, in a parking garage outside of an art museum. Had a cigar afterwards, smoke ruined my car and that relationship didn't last long. Also, I lost my virginity and first kiss to that girl on my dad's birthday.

>>38370541
daddy must b proud, I dub thee your own grandfather

October 2014
Original post, promise

>>38367610
back in '92, it was when I conceived my son
I realized, the moment he was born, stay away man, u better not go fuckin' back there

>>38370597
i'll remember it like it was yesterday. the boy jumped out with a tommy gun and a mask on and screamed "everybody back the fuck up" pointing it @ the doctor, then he backed slowely out of the room, ran down the hall, and was never seen again

>>38367610
September 2016 w a cute little blonde girl

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>>38368165
same family (original edition)

>>38367610
april 2013
she broke up with me a month later after getting bored and unhappy with how I treated her
met someone else september that year and they're still together
she was such a good girl, we didnt deserve each other
i-its gonna be ok right guys

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yesterday, with the best person ever - myself
recently we've been doing it too often, so I'll probably be having some abstinence for a little while to cleanse myself during the process and to strengthen the pleasure after

>>38367610
Yesterday and it was the first time too

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>>38367610
Define sex.

My fetish is Sexdolls. Has been since I was a kid with Barbies and mannequins. If when i have sex with my doll, Im living out ultimate sexual fetish every time, and receive a sexual satisfaction that can never be duplicated by a human female (yes, I have been with a human female), is it still considered masturbation? I mean, are there exceptions to the rule?

If me fucking dolls is considered fapping, I fap minimum 5 or 6 times a day, if it isn't considered fapping, I havent fapped since 2013. As in, I haven't sat in front of my computer with my pants and underwear pulled down, as I stroke my dick to a video of an attractive woman pleasuring some other dudes much larger penis in various ways until he cums on or in her since 2013. I haven't needed to obviously.

>pic related

What exactly defines sex?
When men have sex with each other it's sex. When a man fucks a goat or a dog, its beastiality, which is still sex but with an animal. When is the line drawn? When one of the parties aren't a living thing? I've seen men stick their dicks in fishes mouths, and use them as fleshlights thanks to my 10+ years of lurking this website, Is that sex still? Or have we crossed the line into something else near masturbation? What about rape? Is rape sex, Or is it violent masturbation involving an non-consenting party?

All I know is: my doll, who I fetishize, so she is objectively more attractive than any human women could ever be to me, is anatomically correct with a vagina, which for all intents and purposes, makes her female. I insert my penis into her synthetic vagina, and I thrust and thrust until I ejaculate inside of her. Is that not sex?

About 2 months ago, just before getting broken up with.
I'm actually considering getting a Tinder or something, I have no idea how I'd actually approach a slut on Tinder but I want my dick wet again.

Mid 2015

I had my only girlfriend at that time. She wasn't that great looking, but we had a ton of sex and it was an overall good experience, though I don't see myself being in or even wanting to be in more relationships in the future

>>38367610
Previous incarnation
Maybe

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>>38367610
Never, now gtfo, normies

>>38370888
I think it has to be living to count as sex, you can't fuck a book but you can a tree

>>38367610
About 3 weeks ago.

>>38367911
So whats the story? Chubby asians and natives are my thing, howd you get in her pants?

>>38367911
I too want to hear what it's like having sex with a fat azn

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God fucking damn it guys I just want sex. I would literally just be a better version of myself. I think I'm sort of a nice person (I can be real asshole sometimes) but I believe in not being a fucking asshole to people and I feel like people are taking advantage of me on a daily basis.


This loneliness is eating me alive.

>>38371160
Do you want to not be lonely, or do you want sex?
Why do you feel that sex would make you "better?"
Who's taking advantage of you? How? How does it relate to the lack of sex?

>>38371184
>Do you want to not be lonely, or do you want sex?

Both.

>Why do you feel that sex would make you "better?"

It releases Oxycontin in the brain bonded the two people together. Feeling an actual connection with someone in this sea of grey would be extremely valuable.

>Who's taking advantage of you? How? How does it relate to the lack of sex?

I feel like everybody is. I genuinely hate to be around most people. I have to lie just to be around other people. I hate looking people in the eye but if you don't do it everybody thinks you're a freak. Just fitting in is tiresome itself. Even then I know they think I'm kinda weird. It relates to sex because I feel myself completely isolated from everybody. Sex and meeting someone would just be means to an end.

Last time i was in woman vagina was my birth

>>38371278
>both
Okay. Those are separate goals, though, just so you know.
>Oxycontin
I think it's oxytocin, but I got what you meant. If you think it's a brain chemistry issue, have you thought about self-medicating in other ways? Oxytocin's a dangerous high. Drinking or smoking pot can make you do stupid things driving, but the love chemical can make you take a bullet for a woman with a smile on your face. Also, it's harder to find an oxytocin plug.
>I hate looking people in the eye
Are you diagnosed on the spectrum? No disrespect. I'm aspie and I feel this way sometimes. Not liking looking people in the eye is very common.

>>38371407
>These are two separate goals but I desire both things.

I want someone to rely and someone to connect with. But getting laid and fucking a girl with a nice ass is really nice too. I'm a super independent person so I would be satisfied with having a fuck buddy basically.

>Drinking or smoking pot can make you do stupid things driving, but the love chemical can make you take a bullet for a woman with a smile on your face.

Isn't that the point of life? I mean just to care about someone that much?

>Are you diagnosed on the spectrum? No disrespect. I'm aspie and I feel this way sometimes. Not liking looking people in the eye is very common.

Fucking kek. But no, I don't think so.

Never. Never will. Sex seems absolutely disgusting, I don't know how normies do it or why robots want it.

>>38367610


so welcome back to another episode

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It seems incredibly alien to me that it is apparently a normal part of other people's lives.

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Last month, when I lost my virginity at the tender age of 25 to some drunken slut from my previous job at a friend's birthday party.

Sex was just a meme action afterall.

>>38372403

Sometimes I genuinely forget that sex is a mundane, routine thing that happens amongst normal, everyday people.

I'll be walking down a side street and see an empty box of condoms flattened in the gutter and think: "Oh, right. People actually do that. It's not just in porn."

>>38367610
5 years ago. I miss it though. I would love to crush some pus. So cash.

4-5 months ago, would rather fall in love instead of chasing after meaningless sex desu

2 years ago. When I lost my virginity at the age of 29. It was a one time thing, an I couldn't even finish.

Crazy fucking thing, the experience of a girl blatantly being into you. And normies gets thus all the fucking time...

august 2016

with a black stripper with irritable bowel syndrome

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Five years ago...

AH, LIFE IS SO WONDERFUL, LIFE IS BUT A DREAM.

>>38367610
Why do people hate the goonies? I love the show a fuckload it's like a nine faggot Indiana Jones that is more about fun.

>>38367610
Last time I had sex was like 9 months ago. The last time I actually enjoyed it was 2 years ago with my long term gf. Broke it up because I didn't want to be in a relationship, it got to a point in which I had little enthusiasm for the future, the life I was headed into wasn't ehat I wanted.

Now I fuck random girls from tinder, which has made me develop a certain disdain for relationships. I see how little empathy girls manage to have on tinder I just lost all hope. I get unmatched after 10 minutes if you haven't started a conversation. Sometimes it happens right after messaging them, or they don't respond, or they do but they only use one word sentences, as if they were expecting some act from you to prove yourself worthy.

Part of my resentment is the fact that I know that if many of the girls that reject me on tinder knew about my family's wealth, they would probably somehow find me atractive just as I am.

Shit guys, sorry for the blog post.

>>38367610
7 years ago.

This underage-but-still-technically-legal emo girl used me as her booty call for a few months, it was great. She was cucking nice guys her own age with me.

I got needy, as usual, and wanted to be in a relationship with her and that pretty much ended it.

I also thought that maybe I got a funny disease from her and was too scared to get tested up until last year.

>>38367610
1 year since I fucked and made a hooker cry

>>38373969
Ok m8, bring it on. What happened.

April. Good one too, but then she broke up with me.

>>38373980
first I made her lick her used panties but she liked that one

then I simply unleashed lots of verbal abuse focused on her being a worthless piece of shit who dissapointed her parents, also made many other offensive remarks and made her repeat them loud because the cunt said it quietly at first

I also beat her ass a lot and fucked her throat while making her gag and choke on my cock by holding her head

she cried but also wanted me to come again, I never did because I was fucking disgusted with what a piece of shit I am

>>38374113
Pretty intense shit.
How did you get to that point of sexual deviation? Nothing against it, it just seems like the kind of thing you learn with babysteps. So where did it start?

>>38374113
>also wanted me to come again
She's got dedication, that's for sure.

>>38372151
When you are horny you just don't care. You are an entirely different person.

>>38367610
I think march of this year. I don't remember very well. It was in the woods.

>>38374160
you call the things I did with this hooker a sexual deviation? this is nothing dude, I did much crazier shit and pretty much broke a few girls and one milf entirely and I'm not even good looking and just average height

as for why I am this way, me and my psychotherapist (she is hot and I need to fuck her but I cut contact after one my my mental breakdowns, so I dont know if I ever will) came to a conclusion that since my mother never loved and abused me I found a different way to make someone love me; through sexual violence basically, also I read de Sade books since I was 13 and they literally raped me and my worldview

still nobody ever loved me so I'm not sure if this is the right path

>>38367610
Never had sex, I'm a robot

>>38374305
Maybe my wording was a bit harsh. As I said, nothing against it. Wild shit happens. It just seemed like you had to look for someone willing to tolerate that, which makes me think even you are aware it's a bit on the extreme side for most people.

If it makes you feel any better, I wasn't abused by anyone, had a perfect life and I don't really know if the right path lies within the boundaries of a normal sexual relationship. I don't know, I guess we all have dominance urges, especially when it comes to sex, but most people just don't act upon them.

>>38374305
I want to fuck and destroy my female psychotherapist's life, I wonder how many robots feel that way

>>38374474
I would dare to say that robots feel that way about any female that pays enough attention to them. People you pay to listen to your issues usually fit that description.

Sunday two weeks ago
Felt good man
The girl was white and female (X/X)

>>38374464
>It just seemed like you had to look for someone willing to tolerate that, which makes me think even you are aware it's a bit on the extreme side for most people.

no, I only needed a hooker because I'm a social retard and can only get girls through internet (and showing what a piece of shit I am right away) or by paying them since I'm not a Chad

honestly the hooker I fucked where more neurotypical then other women

fuck this world for allowing people like me and them exist

>>38374577
Well, it gets the job done I guess.

And it would be safe to assume that most prostitutes have had a harsh upbringing. And people with issues usually carry along with it an emotional baggage that ends up being too much. Then again, they are prostitutes, their line of work involves many issues asides from a lack of emotional stability.

Last week.

Although she's been gaining weight and I've moved on from teasing her 'cute little tummy' to telling her straight up she's getting fat and I won't tolerate it

>>38374720
>And it would be safe to assume that most prostitutes have had a harsh upbringing. And people with issues usually carry along with it an emotional baggage that ends up being too much.

which is why it is so disgusting for me I hurt a hooker, even though she probably enjoyed it on some level

I want to hurt women who had good lives and are innocent, these are the ones I want to destroy

>>38374798
Have you achieved it so far?

I've had the chance of ruining a girls life, a few of them actually. They all were lovely people, and I didn't do it. It doesn't seem to me like I would be able to live with it afterward. How can you hurt someone that loved you? someone that cared for you? Maybe that's why you feel this way, because you don't know how it feels to be loved. If you were to get it, I have a hard time believing you would carry on with your plans.

>>38374945
I can but I'm still at crossroads, so far I have avoided doing it for the reasons you wrote

I think eventually I will not do it to her though, I've had so many chances and I didn't

I think that on some level I love her and she loves me but she is also engaged and while that guy is a stereotypical normie nice guy piece of shit he is neurotypical and can probaly give her a much better life than me

Never, 27. Im so successful

>>38367988

That's very good. I'm glad you are happy.

About December, inb4 hurr durr normanz out, its been seven months, I'm carrying them around in a wheelbarrow

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20 never had gf or sex


does any fembots need a boyfrined?

>>38367610
>tfw c-section so I've literally never touched a vagina