Piss Bottles

>>38366098
Drink 'em.

>>38366127
I might actually dump them out the window but it's 7am and I'm afraid someone will see.

>>38366173
That's why you need to drink them.

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>>38366098
>he only has 4 piss bottles

>only 4
>No turbidity from excessively long storage

You can't even shut-in right.

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>>38366397
>>38366364
I will build my collection and come back stronger than ever before! You'll see

>>38366098
>tfw piss bottles are full and alcohol is empty.
Truly one of the worst feels.

You're doing it wrong. Get an opaque gallon juice jug with an opening you can fit your dick in and a cap that won't pop off easily. You can piss in the dark if you need to. When you have to shit, take jug and empty it. Light a match, a few days' worth of piss stinks. Rinse jug in shower.

t. master of jug pissing

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>>38366913
This is legit. Very good advice and techniques and methods. Nice

>>38366098
your pic raises a question: is it only us drunks who piss in bottles? i never did this until I was a certified lush, just wondering

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>>38366098
>He can use normal 600ml bottles as piss bottles with that tiny opening

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>>38366913
I don't understand what you mean. You make it sound like you leave your room to take a shit.

>>38367055
Why does everyone act like your dick needs to go into the piss bottle? I like using the normal water bottles better than things like Gatorade or Snapple bottles because my dick touches the edge of those and gets sticky from the leftover residue.

>>38366098
Thanks for reminding me. Time to dump.

I use a catheter and my bathroom is full of piss bags

>>38366603
Fiddle

>>38367525
If they're in the bathroom already, why don't you just dump them out into the sink?

>>38367282
Okay what the fuck

>>38367650
Sink? Are you mad, it's because i don't like to take long so i piss and dump the bag inside the trashcan to empty it later but then im too tired and after a week the can is full of piss bags going brown.

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>>38367282
Too many watery shits, and the only suitable container for roomshitting is pic related. And I quit my job where I could take empties of those.

That piss jug is a disaster waiting to happen. Plastic too thin, no screw-on cap. I can toss mine a few feet, and it won't open or break. Come on, bro. We're not fucking savages here.

>>38367320
If your dick doesn't fit through the opening, I guarantee you're piss-misting the vicinity or worse.

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>>38366842
>tfw piss bottles are full and alcohol is almost empty
this is a worse feel because I'm gonna drink what i have left then feen for more

>>38367747
I stick the tip of my dick in. Not the head, but literally just the little tiny bit pf the tip where the piss hole is.

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>mfw the only time I've peed in my room in a container is because I thought there was a ghost haunting the house and didn't want to get spooked at night.

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>uni forces freshmen to board for the first year
>suite style dorm room
>4 closet-sized bedrooms with communal bathroom, kitchen, TV area
>suitemates always have people over in the TV area
>can hardly ever work up the courage to cross the hall to the bathroom
>piss bottles are all full
>about to pop
>on sixth story
>it's past midnight
>piss out the window to avoid the risk of social contact with suitemates
Don't know how I survived that year.

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>not switching to bags

retards

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>tfw you own a toilet