Describe your life in a Haiku

Oh and the robot in the pic says "Ole" which means "Onward" or "Go" in Spanish. I just saw that it looks like it's saying "Die!" which wasn't my intention at all...

>>38363435
>dumb self hating cunt
>deserves death like parasite
>no hope, must jerk off

>>38363435
>that feel when gee eff
>but still want to be a trap
>just fucking kill me

>>38364055
JERKING OFF SOLVES ALL MENTAL PANGS

>>38364537
>***affectionately*** "It's ok to be a trap. It'll be more accepted in society in like 15 years."

>>38363435
I am a kissless buff kunt with actual"elite" class strength.
Don't get the physical involved in this. We are all children of Kek and destined to be that creepy friendless undertaker with a bunch of talents and IQ we can't even enjoy.

>>38363435
>wakie time, wagie
>ten more hours for Shekelstein
>too tired to live

>>38364581
>in like 15 years
I'm already 20 anon. Also I can never be a trap while I'm still with her she'd leave me on the spot. The "just tell her, girls love that shit" meme won't work this time.
I love her, but most of the time I just want to be a qt boywife.

>my life kinda sucks
>see the sun go up and down
>shit goes on for now

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>>38363435
>lonely, sad autist
>falls in love with strange anons
>no hope for them here

>>38364733
Just shove stuff up your butt and watch tranny hypno videos on pornhub by yourself. I mean, you're 20, so it feels freaky and weird. But trust me, it'll start to feel normal after 25. If stuck up rich corporate attorneys can normalize doing coke at 50, you can normalize wanting to be a qtboipuzzy.

>>38364749
...yeah...life is like 80-90% mundane. It's a weird dynamic, cause usually the other 10-20% is stress. Sucks to be stressed and bored, and not quite sure why.

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>>38364878
>Just shove stuff up your butt and watch tranny hypno videos on pornhub by yourself
I do this already and things have only gotten worse over the years.
>it'll start to feel normal after 25
Do you mean I'll stop having the urges after 25, or that I'll succumb to it and it will feel business as usual? Are you trying to trick me into being a faggot anon?

>>38363435
>a useless human
>natural selection, soon
>removes from the gene pool

>>38364940
wowe i fugged it up
>last one has 6 things

>>38364959
Nah it's 7. Well done, nice haiku

>>38364901
What I'm saying is that you get used to it. The head of the FBI that was tormenting MLK during the civil rights, he himself was a cross dresser. And nobody gave a fuck..

Just cause you have sissy/tranny/boiwife urges/fantasies doesn't mean you're prevented from doing stuff. Ultimately, it doesn't really change anything.

There's people with terminal cancer who would love to deal with your issue, robot.

>>38364959
>genes removed from pool

fixed that for you/ ftfy

>>38364901
Would you feel better if I told you that approximately 25% of male online users run into some freaky/messedup/taboo porno?

>>38365094
>doesn't mean you're prevented from doing stuff
I'm prevented by being in a monogamous relationship with a girl who would instantly leave me if she found out, thus having to sneak around and being unable to become a fulltime boiwife
>>38365123
Running into is hardly the same as compulsively seeking out

>>38364901
I forgot to add, in my hs class of 69 kids, 2 of them turned to be cross dressers. And no one really cares.

>I will say though, that might be because they're not rich or famous or generally enviable.

Haven't you seen the movie, the Extra man, about this topic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etxKmplTT9Q

>>38365162
>.....running into eventually becomes seeking out....

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>>38365168
Sorry that trailer forgot the fact that in the film, the skinny guy likes to dress up like a girl and go get spanked by this older dom woman. I dunno why the trailer missed that... :-/

>early 2000s prejudice

here's a pic of him early in the movie, trying on a bra

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>>38365228
This is eventually where he goes

>>38365094
>There's people with terminal cancer who would love to deal with your issue, robot.
Forgot to address this, you're 100% right about this anon. It still sucks just because there are worse things out there. I'm not trying to pass this as the cause of any major distress or anything, the just fucking kill me part of my haiku was obviously ironic.
>>38365168
Why do you keep saying no one really cares? My gf does.
>>38365228
>>38365241
The movie looks like a really bland and generic comedy from what I can tell desu.
>>38365187
In a much lower percentage I'd imagine

>>38365322
I guess I"m just saying that it's not as bad as it sounds.

But I guess since I have almost a decade over you, I have a little bit more perspective on it.

When I was 20 I was terribly insecure. I'm still kind of insecure, but not as bad I was. Also, 99% of the problems/worries I had at that age never materialized. Except dying. I almost died like 2 times.

And hey, *shrugs* you might grow out of it. When you're 20 you're still like, still figuring out who you are.

Distinct lack of Haikus in here....

Have dreams about love
Wake up and see it's not real
Fap myself to sleep.

Mirage of Progress
Swim to it through molasses
It's all a circle.

>>38365585
>Have dreams about love
>Wake up and see it's not real
>Fap myself to sleep.

pls greentext

>>38365612
>Mirage of Progress
>Swim to it through molasses
>It's all a circle.

ditto

I like this one though.

No chicken fingers
Mum deletes my good boi points
No more human rights

>>38365623
Apologies. I'll show myself out to Reddit.

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Never had a friend
Normals know no suffering
Want to cause despair

>Sunrise a new day
>Now is when I get better
>Maybe tomorrow

>>38365714
...holy shit, that one legit scared me.

>>38365448
Well realistically speaking I won't be with my gf forever, so I guess I'll just start getting into shape now and do degenerate stuff when we broke up. In the mean time I'll continue watching tranny hypno it's not like I can stop anyway.
Do you personally watch these or did you just recommend it for my situation?
>you might grow out of it
I'm not naive enough to consider this a possibility

>>38365748
tommorow man.

>tommorrow we become renaissance men.

>>38365866
I watch them every now and then. I prefer watching the tranny-centered ones. I don't like it when those videos give you a close up of some straight guys dick. Don't like the robot recordings with Windows/Microsoft helper voices.

>>38365866
90% of them suck, so that's also a reason why i don't really watch them. lol pun not intended...
>im a funnyfucker

I don't like white trannies. I dunno why. I like the latin/asian trannies, even though I don't quite like latin/asian woman that much.

I don't generally like most black women or black trannies. I feel kind of guilty about that for some reason.

Feels kinda weird to you maybe, but I started getting into tranny pornw hen I was like in my early 20s. I remember being in the library and then getting a hard on out of nowhere at the thought of tranny. Went home and beat it off.

Years later, tranny porn feels super tame in comparison to other forms of porn out there.

Disgusting loser
too lazy stupid and ugly
life is torture hell

>Girls laughing at me
>Mad with knife. Cop suicide?
>I'm under her bed

>I see him at park
>Why can't he leave his girl friend?
>Cut myself to sleep

>knives knives knives knives knives
>big, little, fat, thick, hot steel
>Your face now or else

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>>38363435
Kill the damned humans
They have fucked up ev'rything
Kill the damned humans

>>38363527
Lol that's what I thought it said too.

I just had a wank
The first thing in the morning
I'll spend the day drunk

>insatiable love
>decomposition pervert
>at least I have dreams