Why haven't you taken the gay pill

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>>38360515
>tfw no tall bf who let's me sleep on him like that

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>>38360515
>I could get laid easily, just like any gay
hasn't been working out for me

>>38360554
hmmm, have you tried being cute~?
h-hit me up on my kik madaogo
>>38360546
Iktf ;~;

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>Tfw got a qt dom boyfriend that calls me cute 24/7 and wants me to be his hoisewife/toy


Feels really good

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>>38360584
literally kill yourself kikfag

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>>38360635
>Tfw got a qt dom boyfriend that calls me cute 24/7 and wants me to be his hoisewife/toy
but where though
where did you get this

>>38360650
On this board believe it or not

>>38360515
What the actual fuck is this meme?
Do you even know what gay people are really like?
No one likes "femboys" or these half-trans crossdressers.
Masculinity and muscles will always be the most popular among gay men, not any of this tranny shit

>tfw not cute
Theres no point in doing this shit because il look like a gross creep. Its a distant fantasy

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>>38360515
Because I'm the tall father figure that all the qts like you go for and I already have a qt that is snuggled up next to me right now

>>38360704
>Masculinity and muscles will always be the most popular among gay men,

Exactly.

>actual fag

99% of gays like masculine guys, not dudes in stockings and bras like the prison gay robots here enjoy.

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>>38360733
>>38360546
>>38360584
>tfw tall father figure but no qt gf(male)

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>>38360686
>On this board believe it or not
Oh I believe it alright
I bet it was a thread just like this one too

i wish i could go gay bro because i fukken hate women but i just don't like dudes like that

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>>38360755
go look on the cute boys map and find one then

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>>38360704
>No one likes "femboys" or these half-trans crossdressers.
Speak for yourself faggot
I want a qt weeb femboi so I can violently rape his boipucci then snuggle up and listen to shoegaze and vaporwave with

>>38360515
Women are really soft and smooth, and vaginas are literally designed to be the most pleasurable thing your dick can feel. I really like guys but I think I prefer femininity. I can't imagine myself having that hot and heavy feeling with a guy, maybe it's just because I've never tried it

>>38360772
I think it was just a board for people to find a friend and it just kinda evolved into us loving each other

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>>38360515
>homo
>live in Utah
>all qtbois are hardcore mormons
>have to watch metropolitan areas getting more and more populated with femmy boys
is this hell

>>38360920
SLC is full of homos brah

>>38360954
>SLC
I don't live in northern Utah.
I live in bumfuck-nowhere southern Utah.

>>38360920
>be me
>live in Russia
>see americunts complain about lack of femboys
>throw up

>>38360755
hi can you love me please

>>38360515
>tfw I listen to my hunky upstairs neighbor jerking off nearly everyday at 7 am
>masculine then soft moans
>stiff as a board as I eavesdrop
>dream of knocking on his door, sucking his cock and letting him rail my ass

maybe I should give it a try

>uses an anime image to lure people in

In reality, most traps are ugly.

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Reminder unless youre a buff/handsome Chad or want average - ugly masculine dudes there no point going gay.

Feminine twinky femboys like in your hentais/internet porn are very rare, and because of this have even higher standards than hot women. Especially regarding height and dick size

>>38360515
>Why haven't you taken the gay pill
i took as i was growing up and now i want to swallow the straight pill.

>>38361266
I mean is going gay that much of a commitment?

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>>38361223
I already do, anon

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I don't know. Maybe because i'm not really cute, im a "manly" man, broad shoulder, hairy, long hair, big beard, and i'm fat.

Most femboy/trap i see here are looking for other cute boi, not "masculine" man :/

i wish i never fucked that boy, what the fuck is wrong with me

>>38361266

Yeah I wasted so much time trap hunting but they are basically girls when it comes to options. Femininity is valuable, point blank.

>>38361283
Fair point
Can be a bit of a reputation if you're in a fairly connected social circle and try to fuck a trap and everyone knows

>>38361333

what boy? was he a boy or a boi?

>>38360515
Nothing of what you described sounds even remotely appealing. 2/10 for making me reply

>>38361350
a girl(boi)

>>38361300
thank you can we snuggle now

>>38361025
>being gay in Russia
>ever
If I was you I'd be throwing every fiber of my being into getting out of Russia.

>>38361390
Post discord
bbllooxx

>>38360515
you can do most of these without being a fag

>>38361320
I just want a girl(boi) to cuddle and watche animu with me.

Hell i'm even willing to pay you to hop over to canada.

>>38360515
reminder that all gay posting on 4chan is a Jewish psy op to turn straight white men gay

>>38360515
>Tfw wouldn't mind being gay and dating a femboy or trap or tranny or whatever

>>38360515
i shave my whole body and i can never go back
it feels so fucking nice not having hairs

>>38360704
hello newfag
your litterally in the home of traplovers

>>38360774
traps my lad
they are the key to this sin land

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damn, goldstein really hit all you numale faggots hard with the estrogen mimickers huh

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>forcing black women on r9k
>forcing gay r9k

think about it, there are people thirsty enough out there who'd actively recruit robots. they're so desperate for a reason

>>38360803
you sound EXACTLY like my bf wtf

>>38360867
anus it tighter
traps and femboys can be super soft and feminine

>>38360515
Because if gay men are anything like me, it'd smell fucking awful 24/7

You people can make these posts advertising traps and femboys all you want but it doesn't change the fact that some of us are too autistic to meet them.

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degenerate scum off my board now if you know whats good for you

>>38360515
>TFW bf i met on internet didnt work out he left me
I wasnt really happy in the relationship but i'm even more unhappy now that I'm alone again, tbqh. Relationships are a meme.

>>38361840
I wish I was :(
Origigi

>>38361025
Go back to sleep Muvi

>I could get laid easily, just like any gay
I wish, people would stop ghosting me then

>>38361864
>Because if gay men are anything like me, it'd smell fucking awful 24/7
Shower wtf

>tfw no bf to keep safe and cuddle on rainy days

I would take the asexual pill if I could change my sexual orientation.

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>>38360515
>Why haven't you taken the gay pill
My older brother recently came out as gay when I have been fantasizing about anime boys since I was in the third grade. If I ever come out as bi I will just look like a copy. So I kept it to only getting topped by guys extremely lowkey and I will only ever date girls.

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>Lying to desperate NEETs that they'll suddenly become attractive if they become gay.

You won't turn me gay, Jew

>>38361025
You and me both, friendaroni.
When I was a wage cuck at a cafe I actually met one briefly so they exist. That was in Moscow though.

>>38360515
I've read probably hundreds of different people's greentexts about seeing a trap or falling for the gay meme. No thank you, you guys are fucked in the head and no amount of cute anime images is going to convince me otherwise.

>>38360554
go back to making pathetic threads

>>38360920
>tfw live in metro slc and want a gf and am cute

how 2 meet

>>38365676
bf* typo...........

A real gay person doesn't like that trappy feminine crossdressing shit.

>>38364168
can u top me

i have a fantasy about being topped by another femboy

>>38365692
>tfw go out with my cute twink bf as a cute twink
>old fatties like you get triggered because 'muh real gays only like fat hairy slobs!!"

>>38365676
>>38365683
PLEASE RESPOND TO ME ORIGINAL POST

>>38360803
you sound kinda cool got a Kik or discord or anything

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>>38360515
Every gay thread I see on this board moves me further and further away from ever being gay. I'd rather never have sex than be an obnoxious dirty little faggot that constantly shits up a board that hates them. You faggots spam here with your inane boring shit constantly. Get the fuck out.

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>>38360515
>tfw no qt touhou gf (male) to cosplay with and cuddle with and get my butt touched by

>>38361456
I'm a cute femboi do u have kik

>>38361320
I dunno, you sound like a daddy/Dom
Which is something a lot of gayfags seem to like

>>38365744
I'm not talking about fat and hairy. I'm just saying that being feminine is not the same as being gay.

Because all gay men are old fat and hairy. And if there are qt boys, they all want to be with the fat hairy men because they have daddy issues.

>>38360515
I'm meeting up and riding a stud's cock tonight. It'll be my first time. He's going to dress me like a girl too before he fucks me. I started liking traps and now I am one.

>>38360515
I've had a couple hook ups in my past, but every guy I've ever considered to go long-term with I find out to be incredibly shallow and bases their entire personality around their sexuality.

Sometimes I think the partner I could find that I have most in common with would be on here. That's why I'm going to move to the states when I can, so I can be sure I'll find someone nearer to me someday.

I took the gay pill a while back OP.

>>38366448
Got some picks?

>>38366717
No because hes a cyborg /fit/bro and is a little shy about what we're going to do, especially if I brag about it. But he calls me his little girl, which makes me feel warm inside

>>38366880
No I mean you

99% gays and "girls(male)" on r9k are literally >>>/r/eddit

>>38366990
No because if he sees me he might feel the same way.

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>>38366448
>He's going to dress me like a girl too before he fucks me
holy shit, where can I find a guy like that

>>38366027
>you will never have sex with trap Reimu

why even live?

i would rather die like this than becoming gay because i didn't fuck a pussy

>>38367145
I met him on an /r9k/ discord. Also try putting map markers on places like zeemaps. I got lucky that he has a wardrobe cause he has a fetish for this sort of thing.

http://josephsciambra.com/surviving-gaybarely/

this is something that everyone here who is currently considering a gay lifestyle needs to reed

>Gay but can't get laid because thickboned
I was born with a chad torso and I can't even use it correctly

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>>38360515
I'm not gay, I just like girls who have penis+balls and no breasts. Whats so hard to understand about that?

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>>38360515
You fucking retard, you're stuffing yourself with estrogens with plastic products and other chemicals.

Stop drinking from plastic bottles
Only use natural soaps
Don't eat soy
No alcohol
Stop masturbating
Stop wearing stuff intended for women
Start EXERCISING by JOGGING and biceps/ triceps TRAINING
Stop fantasizing being a girl

Your mental illness + Depression will stop if you follow my fucking instructions, you overfeminized, toxic prodcut of today's liberal agenda

>muh tinfoil hat
You're fucking dogshit, read up on endocrine disruptors. Not every information that isn't spoonfed to you by the Internet with colorful images is wrong, you retarded abomination.

The only reason you are """""""""""feeling like a girl"""""""""""""" is because of your absolutely SHITTY lifestyle and your lack of willpower.
You're less than a fucking robot, you don't have to bring your clinical illness to this fucking website.

DO
SOMETHING
ABOUT
YOUR
FUCKING
BODY
YOU
LAZY
RETARD

>>38360515
Because aside from fat delicious cocks and the occasional femboi the male figure doesn't do it for me.Call me when girly boys are more common.

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>>38367521
>mfw my degenerate lifestyle offends normalfags this much
Feelsgoodman

>>38367676
You're more degenerate than a shizophrenic child molester, get over your insecurity and face the reality, kid.
You're deluding yourself and playing along, because noone in your safe space had the guts to correct your shitty life style.

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>>38367773
>safe space
I can only cum when normal people voice their disgust with my mental state and tell me to kill myself, Fuck liberals for trying to stomp out my fetish.

>>38367823
You absolute illiterate idiot, I am not a liberal, a liberal would never suggest you to step out of your safe space.
Seeing your OP, you are much more left-leaning than a stalinist transgender with brother issues.

Your mental illness can be fixed in an instant, you can lead a happy life, but only when you STEP OUT OF YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND START EXERCISING.
You are the prime example of a lazy retard.

How will you live on until your 40s? You'll be all alone by the time your """"""""girlish"""""""" body loses its charm.
I am not a fucking normie, I am a horsefucker.

You on the other hand, have contact with people outside of your family, talk about getting laid and brag about your looks.
No, anon, YOU are the NORMIE
And a lazy piece of shit one at that, you are in fact the most normie guy I've seen on this board today.

But keep projecting your liberal, communist-loving shit on other people, you rejected, pseudo-shunned leftist normie.

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>>38367947
>implying I'm OP
>implying you're the liberals I'm talking about
>implying gender dysphoria is the only thing wrong with my head and not just another symptom from a traumatic childbirth
>implying I expect to even make it to 40 before splattering myself infront of a webcam for (you)s or get splattered by the feds
>implying I can be bothered to socialize with real people and not faggots hundreds of miles away behind a glass screen
>implying horsefuckers aren't normalfag tier
This post is nothing but implications but keep em coming bby I'm only half-mast right now

>>38368066
My angry jabbering can be applied to any mentally diseased retard like you, so be my guest, fruitball.

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>>38368105
Please keep going bby. Gimme something to think about at work~ <3

>>38360515
Why don't you just take the metrosexual pill dude? Been doing this for years get to do all the fun girly shit and still fuck girls. Best of both worlds.

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Its most sad when you've taken the gay pill, but at the wrong time. When you are staying/living in Egypt. Fucking muslim fucks will stone you for being gay. haHAA

>>38360554
really? i'm sub average looking in a medium sized town and i can get my dick sucked within the hour on grindr?

>>38360640
you realise that's from a horror movie right? it's not some "look how bad ass samurai were even into modernity."

>>38368433

How do you convince them you're straight though

Literally everyone I meet thinks I'm gay till I tell them otherwise

>>38360515
>draw a woman
>call it a man

fucking anime i swear to god

>porn and masturbation addiction made me gay
I try to stop masturbating so much, but when I see a big cock my heart drops. What does this mean?

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>>38368831

>me when I see a big dick

>>38368506
Hello flan how are you

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>>38360515

>tfw you know a qt guy you would go gay for but he has gf

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>>38368953
Tsk.. They saw though my cover..
I am fine. You?

>>38368978
Pretty good, just relaxing and reading gaythreads before work.

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>>38369093
Haha.. Having work, that must be nice.
Searching for a job myself, but you know, Egypt doesn't really give you much choices, you either work at some cafe or as a barman. Because all other jobs are for arab speaking kikes.

>>38360515
>fancy girl face wash
Brand recommendations?
I want soft skin, Noxema isn't working

>>38362374
I actually ended an unhappy internet relationship
>>38365692
Real Gays are people and can have a variety of opinions
>>38365744
cuuute~
>>38369133
I use some lemon scented face wash from Lush my mom got me..

>>38369169
Hmm Lush products are pretty expensive,
I'll give one a try though

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>>38369128
Work stinks, would definitely rather be a neet. Although I'm not as rural as you so it might not be as bad

>>38365744
>tfw no trap x trap relationship

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>>38369271
Well you at least can be a neet, they don't have neetbux in Egypt. Also wtf am I doing on r9k?

what are my chances of finding a qt fem thats attracted to my facial hair, long hair, and tall thin frame?

>>38360515
>Why haven't you taken the gay pill
a. It's not like you can do something to change orientation, only come in contact with sexual desires that you have been supressing.
b. If I were gay I would be in a lot of trouble, family would probably reject me or force me for some electroshock therapy and many companies would not fucking hire me. I'm lucky that my city is pretty tolerant, but in other regions of country they can fucking kill/torture gays or beat the shit out of them and get away with that.


(Though I love traps so technically I'm already gay but traps are only internet meme and drawn pictures)

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>>38369300
Is Egypt one of those countries where if you're gay they'll make you transition? I can't remember which Muslim one did that
Also r9k has good gay threads sometimes

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>>38369359
If they gave me free titty pills and didn't care about my sexuality maybe I wouldn't care so much about trying to get the fuck out of here.

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>>38369391
Just apply for a work permit in Canada and come live with me, lots of Muslims come here :^)
Also considering taking hrt myself, don't wanna be trans or anything though

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>>38369459
A little bit of hrt helps smoothen out the skin I guess. But I rather just buy that magical shaving powder that removes all the hair on your body with one shower. I already have the smooth skin, just have to rid of the hair that always wants to grow.
Also doesn't moving somewhere need more documents and permits? I looked up one of the easiest to move places, Norway, and it said you need to have tons of certificates and shit.

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>>38369530
Getting better hips would be nice but yeah just getting electrolysis or something is all that's probably necessary.
You need like birth certificate at the least I think? A lot of employers sponsor people for work, every fast-food place is filled with pakis and pinoys. If you have any sort of skill it probably isn't hard to get in

Boypussy is just man ass. This is the fact.

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>>38369530
do not do the hrt meme dont ruin yourself
even if you are on pills you would still need to use shaving powder

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>>38369624
The thing is, I don't have a paper that proves that I finished school because I quit it in 8th grade, and I don't really have any certificate for any skill or anything. I have a birth certificate and 2 Russian passports, I will not explain why 2. Oh and one travel passport. Those would be all the documents I have on me, all the other are for my house, car, etc.

>>38369659
I was just answering Patchy, I have no intentions of doing hrt, I think it fucks up your brain in a way.

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>>38369697
yes all trannies kill themselve before 30

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>>38369697
Hmm, you can't get a GED or anything? And those two documents should be enough if you get sponsored by any employer. Might be worth talking to someone who knows something about immigration?

>>38360515
how 2 keep skin clear?

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>Why haven't you taken the gay pill
Sadly enough I don't find other men attractive. I am however jealous of gay men because they don't have to deal with women, but I suppose gay guys have issues of their own.

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>>38369736
Might talk to my godfather, he knows too much about anything that comes to politics, immigration, document forging and so on. Also I read about the GED thing. I really don't wanna take that..

Oh look a bunch of people obsessed with degeneracy

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i just want someone to fuck me and listen to shoegaze with

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>>38361025
> tfw no qt domboi in russia
I feel really really bad.

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>>38369862
>Document forging
Yikes, don't get sent to jail or anything.
If nothing else works you can just claim you're being oppressed for being gay and become a refugee :^)

>>38361320


I find men other than cute-ish/twinkish/masculine facial features but slender/well built

to be really disgusting and visually upsetting

especially fat guys and guys with beards


t. tranny

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>>38369970
Actually.. with the current state of the world where you can get away with lying about being molested and get cash out of nowhere, I bet that can work.

y'all gay desu

>>38367516
whatever gelps you sleep at night
>>38367521
I've been gay as far back as I can remember, I don't fantasize about being a girl, and I'm not particularly depressed, but I'm an anxious sperg like the rest of this board.
>>38368901
same~
>>38369811
Wash with warm water to open pores, use face was and exfoliate (scrub the skin with something slightly abrasive to get dead skin off) then wash with cold water to close pores.
>>38369873
No >>>/pol/tards allowed
>>38370039
twink with boyish but masculine face, feelsgoodman
>>38370053
no u

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>go on amazone
>order a gay pill perscription
>eat whole bottle on day of arrival
>suddenly feel faggy change name to Tyqweesha
>download girnder
>stare at uggos on grinder
>Feel pill wearing off
>Blitzkrieg respond to my messages and meet up with a 59 year old daddy who wants to call me his boy and take me to the park to fly a kite with him
>go with it
>get raped and stuffed into a van and dumped on the curb
>Think of funny greentext while walking home from mexico, because im alone and cant fucking get a boyfriend in real life


I wish the gay pill got me happiness.

>>38370163
you can't order fag pills on Amazon
This story is lies

>>38370163
the fuck is "gay pills"
titty skittles?

>tfw not gay but want to get fucked
jdimsa

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>>38360515
Why don't faggots ever want bfs IRL, I just want a fucking bf but all they want is someone else to have a quick fuck with and pozz, give me a fucking clean loyal boy RIGHT NOW fucking christ

>>38371804
please be my dorky top BF

>>38367521
>TINFOIL HAT
TINFOIL HAT
>TINFOIL HAT
TINFOIL HAT
>TINFOIL HAT
TINFOIL HAT
>TINFOIL HAT
TINFOIL HAT
>TINFOIL HAT
TINFOIL HAT

I just want someone to love me
original

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>>38371864
I'd be happy too but you're not in FUCKING DELAWARE are you, you don't like FUCKING BLACKS do you, nobody's in this goddamned state who wants a fucking nigger bf

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>tfw fat and trying to lose weight so cute boys will find me attractive

>>38371911
>no one wants a nigger boyfriend
well, i'm sure white dudes with BLACKED fetishes do. You can play into that shit, dude. maybe a relationship will grow out of that?

who knows

>>38371911
>you don't like FUCKING BLACKS do you
Geeky/dorky blacks are my weakness, but that's assuming you are one. And, no, I don't live in delaware, rip.

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>>38371980
Of course you don't, I'm one of the only two robots who are trapped in this shithole state. JUST end me, I'm not destined to get a bf

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>be me
>post in some shitty discord thread
>found another anon in same state who lives really closel
>met up for BJ and cuddles
>now we chat daily and meet up for lewd sometimes
feelsgood

>>38360803
Y U R O P
U
R
O
P
Robot is a twat

Good luck once you hit 30.

>>38373206
that's only a problem with the repressed trannies tbqhwyfml.

>>38373206
>Good luck once you hit 30.
there's no problem as long as you get hitched before 30

>>38360515
Minus passing on your genetics

>>38360515
damn that orange-haired boy is cute and I'm not even gay

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>tfw no bf to take me as his eternally devoted girl (male) housewife

>>38360515
>tfw I get dandruff so nobody would ever wanna put their head near my hair
what do /b/ros

>>38373797
>eternally devoted
Promise, anon?

>>38373824
Get some medicated shampoo, mask the smell with something nice

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>>38360515

i have two trans gfs and i don't regret it one bit.

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>>38373834
of course
thats all i really want

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>>38373945
i will put a ring on your finger

>>38373985
Hey, I saw her (male) first!

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>>38373985
a ring on my finger sounds nice..
>>38374063
w-which one is which

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>ywn be a wife
>ywn have a beautiful wedding day
>ywn be princess carried into bed
>ywn be a mother
n-not that I care

>>38374293
I am the original anon
All I want is a cute devoted wife to provide for and love forever

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>>38374293
he can't satisfy your needs like i can

i'm actually the best in fact

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>>38374361
that is what i want to be..
>>38374430
the best huh..

this is too confusing
first one to add me on discord wins!
jessy#9818

>>38360515
Rather have a trap or crossdresser, desu.

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posting ITT because OP pic is so cute

>>38360986
Move to SLC fucktard, SLC was rated #1 Gay City a while back. Crash with a friend, get a job fast, Craigslist/KSL a cheap room in a share, start the city grind.

Should I kill myself for being gay?

>>38375846
no you should try to acquire husbando

>>38375846
>Should I kill myself for being gay?
no we should kill breeders

It is THEM who is in the wrong not us

>>38374347
>tfw I know all these feels
I guess I'll keep choking down these feels until I eventually man up or an hero.

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>>38360515
but i'm very masculine and i don't find masculine men sexy and that's the only ones out there

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I heard tgat qt black guys get all the Traps, but I haven't found any. I'M GOING TO SNAP.

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>>38376027
I want to marry a cute boy and adopt an unfortunate child and raise it together so that you can experience the joys of motherhood at least in part.

>>38376101
It wouldn't be the same if it wasn't my kid though. I would never be able to give you the family you deserve and that would eat me up inside.

>>38376137
>you cum in cup
>i cum in cup
>mix it together
>put it into surrogate mother

easy way to get a baby

>>38376223
If I'm to be cute shouldn't I be on some degree of hrt? Wouldn't that make me sterile?

>>38376137
>It wouldn't be the same if it wasn't my kid though
fuck that hits hard

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>>38376307
I'm sorry, please don't be sad. Here, look at the cute puppy

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>>38376137
>>38376292
Honestly I have a lot of mixed feelings about whether or not I'd even want children in the first place.

Also, you don't need HRT to be cute.

>>38376476
Honestly I'm not certain whether or not I want kids. I still feel as if I should have one or two though.

>>38376476
Also while I guess I don't need hrt to be cute, wouldn't it help keep me cute longer?

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>tfw I'm crushing on my best friend but he hates gay shit

>>38376592
Maybe he's overcompensating?

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>>38376514
Well, to put it another way. I would definitely like to have children and a family, but I wouldn't want to do it for selfish reasons just because I want to. I'm a very neurodiverse non-traditional person in a lot of ways and I doubt that I could raise a normal, happy, healthy child capable of succeeding in life. Obviously I'd love and support them unconditionally regardless of how they turned out but I wouldn't want to risk subjecting them to an unhappy lifetime.

In general I think that most people are totally unfit to be parents, including myself.

>>38376545
I guess so, but it's a big step and a lot more thought should go into it than just 'I wanna be cute lol.'

>>38376610
No, it's not that. He's a traditionalist kind of guy.

>tfw know this is a jewish plot to turn all of us robots gay
>tfw too lonely to care
FUCKING GODDAMNIT GIVE ME GAYBOT BF OR GIVE ME DEATH

Just admit that you want to have anal sex with young prepubescent boys.

>>38376875
No matter how much THEY want it from ME, I keep it strictly OVER 18.

I'm not a homo but, I wouldn't mind meeting somone

Should I be here?

>>38360515
Because no children.

>tfw no qt traps or femboys from this board who live in northern VA
p-pls prove me wrong

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>>38372970
Canada unfortunately

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Tfw just got back from a week long holiday to see my pure QTPI femboy boyfriend.

It was better than I could have ever imagined and now I'm deeply in love with him.

Don't give up robots.

>>38366071
yes but i really doubt you're still here anon.

>>38360704
I don't think that's true. There is a huge gay subculture of 'twinks', most of which could be considered femboys. I am currently dating a femboy and he gets hit on a fair bit.

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>tfw ugly robot instead of Chad
>tfw will never have a loving relationship with a trap
Jdimsa

>>38365630
That stems from people treating it as a meme. You can't just choose to be gay or bi, so those lonely posters attempting it who are hetero will obviously be disappointed and warn others against it.

Then again, more people are bisexual than you'd think so for a lot of robots it could be a good thing to experiment with.

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If anybody here wants to add me on discord I'm bored as fuck

8ch#0108

>>38367521
I have to ask, what possible reason would 'today's liberal agenda' have for investing the untold billions needed to subtly feminise the population.

You're right that bottled water has been known to leak estrogen from the plastic, but this is surely a by product of cheap shitty product regulations and manufacturers operating at the cheapest cost. The sudden prevalence of LGBT here and in general is because there is much less stigma to be LGBT in western nations.

>>38367947
Liberal != Communist

>>38360920
the lds church churns out a lot of closeted homos. shouldn't be too hard finding some gay bois

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>tfw turning gayer by the day
>tfw it's not even all sexual anymore and you really just want someone to hold and to understand and by understood by
>tfw repressed these emotions for years and was happy to be alone but suddenly they're back from out of nowhere

>>38380343
The gay pill is not the answer anon. You just need to work really hard for the next decade, build an impressive career, and amass a small fortune and women will come to you. For a while, until they divorce you.

>>38361266
>Especially regarding height and dick size

and net worth

>>38380343
>tfw it's not even all sexual anymore and you really just want someone to hold and to understand and by understood by


this

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>>38380403
Maybe you and I were meant to be, anon

>>38380443
Oh my do you have discord

I'm only attracted to the female form. Trans people aren't like 2D, the obvious male features turn me off

I'm a super masculine neanderthal and people are either intimidated by me or think I'm ugly. Not even fags will settle for ugly guys.

I'm not good looking and gays are more shallow than women. I have a better chance of finding a 3/10 gf who's willing to settle than any kind of bf.

>>38380476
shujinko#6664

>>38380553
i can't get paranoid android out of my head, only good song in that shitty album

karma police is ok too

>>38380682
how exactly do you feel you are saving this board by attempting to detail this one thread

we both know what's gonna happen here, you will be banned and your posts will be removed, thread will continue business as usual

>>38380763
You sound pretty angry, are you ok?

>>38380859
>origi
>oregano
anon I recommend you read this boards rules:
>>>4chan.org/rules#r9k
attempting to evade the filter in that fashion is against the rules and you should stop doing this in the future

anyways what's up anon? How is summer break going for you?

>>38380859
Hmmm I thought that would work
Let's try this

>>4chan.org/rules#r9k

>>38380932
and you don't have a problem with the hug your sister threads which are filled with roast beef? Or the "fembots how can I meet you pls I want to give you attention" thread up right now?

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>tfw too socially autistic to interact with cute boys
kill me

>>38381016
interact with me desu

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>>38376592
>tfw also crushing on straight best friend

>>38380525
>>38380553
>>38380586
>>38380613
>>38380641
>>38380661
>>38380682
>>38380709
>>38380728
>>38380750
>>38380763
>>38380779
>>38380811
>>38380859
>>38380932
>>38380946
with the recent janitor recruiting you would think they would be quicker to clean up shit like this

I wonder why it's taking so long

>>38360515
well good glad you're happy
but you can just do your thing
and have the same results.

do your thing means no contract

>>38381029
>interact with me desu
what if you hate me tho

>>38381058
they won't do shit. Add this line to your filter to block all wikipedia copy spam
>/\[[0-9]+\]/

>>38381282
what server are you from?

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>>38360515
>skin clear because using fancy girl face wash and shampoo
>comfy girls sweats for pjs/around the house
>eos lip balm tastes yummy and keeps my lips unchapped
>I could get laid easily

you can do all these with a gf though

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>>38381177
I know they won't, and I'm gonna be honest with you anon, I'm getting mildly sick of the objectively selective treatment here

If anyone did that kinda shit in a different thread the post would be removed within 10 minutes and the poster banned. It's been an hour - what's going on?

The mods let these fucking high school clowns shit on our threads purely because they shit and whine on our board so much.

these butthurt losers need to be banned, and mods need to stop bending backwards to keep them from crying

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>tfw no deep voiced charismatic european bf to comfort me and occasionally bully me

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>>38380343
>just want someone who'll hug me and love me
>sometimes question if I'm actually bisexual or if I'm just extremely lonely
>slowly starting to realize it really is just because I'm lonely
>trying to stop being a fucking faggot because it's degenerate and disgusting
>nothing works if anything it's gotten worse
how do I stop everything and just delete

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>>38381370
girls are icky, except as friends.

>>38381370
>you can do all these with a gf though
yeah but you could do them all with a bf though

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>>38381859
>KILL ALL FAGGOTS
is this a threat anon

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>>38381965
bedtime already buddy ?

>>38381177
while I get where you are coming from anon, hiding threads doesn't make the issue go away

wiki spam posters still sap away at our bump limit whether or not their posts are hidden

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I did, but I'm not Dom enough for fembois and have no intention of being bottom. Also never talked to any of them that are even in my country

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The reason I couldn't be gay is shitdick, I mean I tried being gay, but it just wasn't gonna work out.

What's the age cutoff for being a femboy?

>>38382182
definetely 30.

>>38382141
>The reason I couldn't be gay is shitdick, I mean I tried being gay, but it just wasn't gonna work out.
is it really that big of a problem
stop dating fucking slobs who are incapable of cleaning their ass

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>>38381888
>tfw no cute boi to watch card captor sakura with

>>38377380
post contact
t. canadian trap

>>38382806
It's shujinko#6664

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>>38360515
I have but being gay isn't any easier than being straight, I still can't find anyone cute to be my bf

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I like dicks but I hate everything else about the male body. Actually I'd probably let a trap fuck me...

Also,

>Almost 30
>Becoming a shitty crossdresser or an ugly tranny

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>>38382806
add me babe :(

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>>38368727
>Horror movie villains can't be badass or reflective of their real life counterparts

Does it help becoming a faggot if I naturally have barely any hair on my chest?

>>38383462
>Does it help becoming a faggot if I naturally have barely any hair on my chest?
yes

>>38383781
Is 6'1" tall too tall to bottom/sub?

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>>38383812
>Is 6'1" tall too tall to bottom/sub?
yes imo
unless you are fine with a guy shorter than you pretending to be masculine and fucking you

>>38383867
>tfw being a qt wife (male) never ever

>>38383812
Not really, just have to find some one taller than you to top you

>>38383812
Height isn't that important
A tall person can be cute and can be a bottom

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>took the gay pill
>forgot to take the anti vagina pill
>stuck in the bi zone
its an unusual feel. i never ever hear it talked about.

>>38384509
the only pill you need to be anti roastie is interaction with one

>>38384554
i hate roasties as much as the next robot, this isn't about that.

>>38384509
>>38384554
>>38384585
What does it mean if you can get turned on by girls but think 99% of vaginas are gross

>>38384509
I'll talk to you about that lad. I'm gay married and still feel sexually attracted to girls all the fucking time, I didn't ask for this feel.

>>38367521
please help me.
I hate myself I don't want to be like this.

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>>38384738
Ignore the bitter /pol/fag there's nothing wrong with you.

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>>38384768
even if I did I'd still hate life and myself.
that doesn't sound like a good solution.

>>38384685
damn literally gay married
Can I ask why?
Even if I had a bf who I was sure I was gonna stay with forever I honestly have very little inclination to get married

I suppose tax reasons might be worth it, I haven't looked into it too much... other than monetary reasons there is very little reason I see to get married

why is everyone obsessed with traps

i just want someone that'll accept a bara bf