I fucked a NEETS mom a few years ago

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I have more, I'm trying to find some pics of her. It was so long ago though.

> lady stops me and starts talking to me
> asks me if I want to join her and grab a drink
> immediately know I'm getting laid
gave me a good kek

love those kids of greentext stories, good shit OP

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>>38360541
Found one!

I had one of her choking on my dick but I think I deleted it by accident.

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Tfw your dick is so good bitches wanna travel just to get a taste.

>>38360485
I bet she doesn't even realize she's the problem.

>be whore
>cheat on your husband
>wonder why your son doesn't want to settle down with a woman

>>38360700
>dome dick

>>38360700
no hate, but she seems incredibly desperate.

>>38360485
Post more pics so I can jack off. What was her name?

>>38360741
Lol yeah I'm sure that's the reason why he's a jobless virgin NEET.

I don't think I've seen so many horrendous spelling mistakes in a conversation before.

Sort your shit out op.

>>38360805
Lol of course she does. She wants my alpha genes planted inside her. She wants a real man for a son, she practically said it herself. Would she be desperate talking to you though? No

Haha

>>38360822
Jobless and neet mean the same thing retard

>>38360814
I can't even remember desu senpai, sorry

Haha

>>38360884
meh, you sound pretty lame to be honest, but do you.

>>38360899
nice roleplaying.
One day anon.

>>38360886
How pathetic is your life when someone tries to share a funny story on an anonymous message board and you're so distraught by it you want to have it deleted.

Haha

>>38360913
>>38360931

Whatever helps you sleep at night ;)


Haha

>>38360952
I wonder how many normies you observed to have this anoying way of typing.
Either way you're doing a good job immitating retards.

>>38360630
reminds me of my dads gf. why is he with such a dumb skank holy shit

>>38360980
refreshing post thanks

>>38360886
Wrong. It's not employed, in education or in training. It's a term coined in Britain and used heavily in Japan because of the bubble causing a huge NEET problem.

>>38360980
What the fuck are you even talking about? Go do some pushups or something faggot.

Haha

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>bragging about a random hookup that happened two years ago on a vintage vacuum cleaner sharing

>>38361130
I'm not bragging I'm just sharing a story.

Haha

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>>38360952
>Lol
>Haha

Kill yourself please

>>38361324
You literally have anime saved on your computer. Anime of cartoon women, yet I should kill myself?

Haha

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>>38360485
>>38360537
>>38360630
>>38360700
>trying to rile up a bunch of autistic neets by posting larp fantasies you made by texting yourself

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lol haha
lol haha haha lol haha haha lol

>>38360485
>what's up
>nm
she's fucking social retard wtf y did u even reply

>>38361471
Why do you virgins get so butthurt iver shit like this? It happened deal with it.

Brb post proof and now I'm texting myself? So I texted myself for months years ago in order to make this thread? Holy fuck you're retarded

Haha
>>38361651
Yeah that was me, it inspired this thread

Haha

Lol at how jealous people get on here

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>>38360485
>I bet her son makes wagecuck threads on here
hahahahahahhahahHAHAHAHAHh never seen a wagecuck go through so much trouble just to bash on the NEET master race lmao nice try fag dont stay up too late wouldn't wanna be tired for work tomorrow mr shekelstein might get mad wouldnt want that now would you?? lmao

>>38361961
ask her if her son has got a job yet

also
how to fuck chicks???
why make this thread and make me feel bad????

Stories like this remind me why western society is on the edge of collapse. Immorality, degeneracy, sluttish behavior... Oh well.
Enjoy your bitches, OP. I cannot say I would not do the same if I had the same opportunities as you.

>>38362134
What do you want to know
>>38362145
Edge of collapse? Becsuse people like to fuck? Pretty sure that's what's driven society to where it is.


Haha

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>>38362247
tell me your secrets

your regular routine to meet up with these ladies etc

how handsome are you? big muscles mate???

just write whatever mate, you made a thread so you probably have something on your heart.

>>38360485
>> hang out at the bar get tons of guys trying to look tough and act loud because they're jelly
and tonight on things that dont actually happen in the real world
do you autists really think your movies are a good representation of society?

>>38362324
I don't have a routine, but I generally meet women in places that I frequent. For example when I moved I would always go into this store after work and buy some snacks. Saw a beautiful cashier and a few weeks later after talming to her daily got her num and dated for two years.

My most recent girl I dated I met at my kickboxing gym. I'm not really talkative so I just usually ask them questions about themselves and let them talk. I've always been in shape.
>>38362396
Try walking into a bar in florida at 1 am with a hot chick and see how males act. Butthurt faggot.

Haha

>>38361961
I'm not a virgin and it's pretty easy to fake texts my friend. No need to get so upset that I don't believe your fan-fiction.

>>38362524
>Try walking into a bar in florida at 1 am with a hot chick and see how males act. Butthurt faggot.
no people will still stick to themselves.
also
>
>haha
heh..

>wagie wagie texts himself and concocts a tall tale
Sad

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>>38362583
I posted screenshots and pics of chick yet I faked it? Reproduce the exact same texts with dates and pics then. I get bitches everywhere, have tons of ss.

Haha

>>38360485
God, I wish that was my mom

>>38362524
How do you act when you are with the chicks?

I am not really after sex but for example when I am with friends who are girls who I know from work, I act really nice and cool - like when I am with a guy friend.

I feel like most of these girls would never ever fuck me because I have acted so nice towards them. Just a feeling I get.

4-5 of them are single and I know they like dick, why not ask me to fuck them once in a while?

I have only fucked girls while being in hs - after that I have just been working and pursuing hobbies..now I am 22 and literally hopeless. Feels bad-

>>38362990
You're not hopeless dude, I mean I think it's better to know someone better before you bang them. Just start being more flirty and assertive. Play fight with her and smack her ass. Get drunk and tell her you wanna kiss her. Girls are horny af too, they like when guys do shit like that.

>>38362901
It could be, give me her phone number

Haha

why does r9gay always fall for bait