Anyone happy/comfy neet?

>>38357855
My 26 year old sister is borderline NEET, she was finally forced to get a cashier job at a store but will get "laid off" because they're getting annoyed with her work ethics.

She's the nice type of autismo but is too emotionally frail and always thinks she's suffering from some sort of illness at work. At home she stays addicted to the Internet. She's always down vacations with the family to stay on her laptop all day.

>>38357937
But she has had many boyfriends. Am I right or wrong anon?

>>38357957
Nope she had a boyfriend for a week a few years ago. She never had friends and we think she's asexual or just to the point of aspergers where she doesn't want romance.

What really suck is that once my parents die she'll be living in her car unless I take her in, granted she wants to. She said she wouldn't mind living in her car because she can do what she wants. She looked up local homeless shelters too because my parents keep telling her to clean her hazard of a room so she threatened to be homeless

>>38358038
>being an adult
>throw a tantrum when they tell her to clean her room

My sides. Let me guess, she lives there rent free? You all fucking spoiled her to a woman-child jfc

I had this for a few years and it was good, but I eventually descended into depression and anxiety

>>38358038
tell her to go get married and fulfill her life's purpose as a woman; which is to please and serve her husband. Until now she will be miserable and until she faces this truth she will continue to be in agony.

>>38358085

The most fucked up thing about me is that I KNOW I need to change myself, that my lifestyle is fucked and I'll eventually spiral into shit, but I'm kinda happy so there's no impetus to change.

I don't think my parents kicking me out will change anything. I'll just literally sit there and starve to death because too lazy to take care of myself. My parents won't want me to die either so they won't do that.

If they die I think I'll just go and kill myself lol

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>>38357855
>18
>tfw NEET
>only been NEET for 4 months and I feel like I'm making the biggest mistake in my life
>Want to kill myself everyday, no human interaction is killing me and video games and everything else isn't fun anymore
>I feel dead inside and all I want is to be around people and have a social life, watching movies and shows just make me want that even more because watching all those happy familys and people just make me sad that I don't have any of that.
>fapping isn't even worst it anymore, and not pleasurable.
>Am seriously thinking of just getting a job so I can meet people and have a social life, I feel like the NEET idea was just a childish mistake and I regret it so much.

>>38357855
I miss NEETlyfe. I don't care about gfs, validation, or social status so the NEETlyfe is really all I want, too bad it's gone for good.

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ITT: Neet losers on damage control

Been there, done that, shit doesn't work. What OP is suffering from is that he knows inside that he fails at life so much so that his brain is simply trying to stabilize the situation.

I'm sorry guys but this is shit is gonna wear out.

It's like a cancer patient trying to enjoy the comfiness of a well-made mattress to distract himself from the eventual brutal events and truths of his reality.

>>38359391

yea HOW TO CURE IT ?!?!!! help would be much appreciated pls thanks

> channel your autism into becoming a programmer
> work for 15 years at $120K
> retire at 40
> live comfy NEET life for next 40 years

I am 3 years into this plan already

>>38359391
I became a wagecuck for five months after five years of neeting away.
Personally I think the paycheck wasn't worth the time investment, but maybe time's not as valuable to all.

>>38357855
jealous of your comfort brah

it's going to make you weaker though

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>>38360552
I am too dumb and have never amounted to anything to be a programmer, sounds like a sweet gig. good for you anon.

>>38360621
What's strength, of body or otherwise, really worth in 2017 though.

>>38360669
Not him, but fuck programing. Be a system administrator instead, comfy as fuck job with less work than a code monkey and it pays better. If you're good at it, all you have to do is sit back, relax and watch the retards working their ass off which is fucking hilarious

t. senior sysadmin

>>38360839

how to get into that position with no relevant experience (i have fucking meme degree in architecture), no connections, and fucking shitty social skills in general? not being snarky, really looking for advice.

like what are the skills needed and stuff? how did u even get the job

>>38360839
I'm sure that requires intelligence, a college degree and social skills to pull off, like I said I never amounted to anything and I am too dumb.

>>38360552

are u self taught or did u go to school for it? how important is uni, considering that getting most jobs are based on people u know?/social connections? the kind of thing im hopeless at

i fucked up when i applied for uni. i didnt apply for comp sci because "ok anon, if you go to comp sci you'll just become even more robot, go for something more normie. uni is the time to be more normie"

in retrospect im stuck w a fucking meme architecture degree

0 work experience 0 interest absolutely 0 desire to amount to anything.

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Op I just want you to realize what you've shown here, the vast majority of this website is not happy, and the small amount of people on this earth that are happy like you should help them, go help some people, shake hands with some other robots it'd make their next few years

>>38357855
I'm kind of the same, though not happy to the extent you seem to be. I'm just comfy, I suppose. I get the occasional episode of existential dread and sometimes get annoyed by my parents' presence, but I'm still happier than I was when I attended school.

Then again, I've only been a NEET for 2.5 years, ao maybe I'll develop depression in due time.

>>38360924
Learn networking, get comfortable with Linux (Debian is recommend), learn how to build your own server (build it, break it, fix it, repeat), fixing hardware and cyber security should be a good way to start.

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>>38361442
Oh, I hope this will make things easier for you

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The good
>22.
>NEET
>6'1" 185lbs.
>good looking and blonde hair with blue eyes.
>170k in savings, 350k invested.
>zero debt obviously.
>rich mother.
>never leave my house.
>live in big house with a nice big pool in a gated neighborhood.
>0 expenses.
>have a 3,000 dollar PC.
>play vidya and watch anime all day.
>have a cleaning lady, pool boy and lawn guys so no chores.
>spending money to buy whatever I want.

The bad.

>KHHV dateless, rejected all times I asked girls out.
>zero friends.
>very depressed.
>live in Florida in the scorching Heat.
>low IQ.
>ADHD.
>weird voice.
>bad anxiety.
>mom always makes me go to doctors and psychologists.
>have been sent to the psych ward a few times.
>jerk off 2 times a day and have a super high sex drive.
>bad skin. Oily mild ance ect.

Rate my NEET life anons.

I was a NEET for 7 years. I've got no hate for people like the OP -- he sounds happy.

I'm probably only like 80% robot though, and by the end of my NEETdom I was a mess. I couldn't concentrate; tired all the time; panic attacks; talking to myself; pacing around naked; basically losing my mind. It was fun for a year or two till depression kicked in.

>>38361675

good looking automatically puts you at at least 7/10
rich
8/10
no chores??
9/10
buy whatever you want??
10/10
the bad is really minor stuff desu
-2

overall score:
8/10

the bad is nothing compared to what some neets go through srsly you have it fucking good

pls be happy, dont let all your good stuff go to waste

>>38357855
I have no idea how you can call the same shit every day loving life

It makes me miserable

>>38357937
I want your sister to be my neet queen

>>38362584

I have no idea too, it makes no fucking sense for a neet like me to be happy yet my brain doesn't seem to care

Maybe Im just ultra autist and whatever little stimulation i get from vidya is enough for me idk

>>38357855
Do you attend any family events such as wedding birthday or even funeral what do u do in that situaton

>>38362880

I do
try to be friendly, if people talk to me i'll respond in kind but generally just sit there quietly

I've never had a job, been shut-in since 2005.

I started seeing a clinical psychologist a few months ago, got sent to another specialist for tests. Now my doctors have told me to apply for autism bux and that they have my full backing. Just waiting for their medical/mental health report that I'll be getting on the 17th of July so I can begin the autism bux application process.

The doctors tell me I should have come in years ago but understand my mental illness is what kept me away from going to seek help in the first place. Basically I could have been on autism bux years ago, oh well, better late than never.

>>38357855
schizoid neet

>>38358257
>>38359391
lol

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>>38357855
This should be obvious of me.

>30
>NEET on bux
>schizo-affective and dissociation disorders
>barely function as a human being anymore
>but my benzos got refilled today so I'm a-ok

>>38357855
I feel the same way OP
orgonolio

>>38357855

i did this for 5 months and it was the worst period of my life so far

23 here too

nothing affects me

Perhaps I am autistic I'm not sure. It's like I was born a stoic. I have some emotional reactions to things but they're very subdued. When people talk about their lives in purely emotional terms I don't understand.
I don't understand "Oh my god I was a neet for a few weeks it was terrible I felt so bad etc."

eh I just exist. it is what it is. I rarely think about how I feel about something

>>38358257

OP here.

GO DO THE JOB. JUST DO IT.
18 is still young.
I was once in your shoes
Back then I was like 'owell im 18 what harm can a year of neeting do lol'
Now Im 23 and the amount of happy social memories I have made in the past 5 years can be counted on two hands at max

Also this sounds like an asshole thing to say, and I'm totally not intending to be an ass by saying this, but its a good thing that you're feeling sad about it, IT MEANS YOU'RE STILL RELATIVELY HUMAN AND YOU CRAVE SOCIAL CONTACT.

Please, for your own sake, get out of this rut. It will consume you and eat your life away before you know it

You know what's the best though? If you're NEET and take drugs. That shit is the bees knees

>>38365834
This

>coming up on 3rd year of NEEThood
>all bills set to autopay
>no debt
>smoke the best(top shelf) weed~1 oz per month/1 grams a day
>never leave the house except for late night walks or grocery shopping
>live alone, no permission needed by anyone to do anything I want
I got over anxiety and depression by not fapping