> Chestlets on suicide watch. Lmao, how can femanons even compete.

She looks really shocked

Because they don't exist, faggot.

I have a sneaking suspicion that this small top was not actually an accident on the young lady's part.

>>38356900
fuuuuck
thiiiiggggg

>>38356900
Where the fuck do you have to live to see sluts like this in public?

>>38356900
we cant, thats why we're here

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Would you rather:
a) continue on your life as it is now
b) get to fuck these tits all night for one night and then your dick falls off

Those tits.
It's like her plastic surgeon gave up and sewed basketballs under her nips.

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>onaholes feel about as good as real pussy
>nothing artificial feels anything like paizuri

science needs to get its shit together.

who cares how big someone's honkers are? a nice, kind face is more important. As long as someone isnt flat like a washboard, it shouldn't matter.

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T H I C C ! ! ! ! !

W H O ? ? ? ?

>>38357134
Shes an instagram model. Does half assed cosplay lewds for pay. She's proud of all the cash she spent on those big fake tits, and was recently married. I forget her name though, sorry. Reverse image search?

>>38357540
Imagine PAYING for those things. Jesus Christ, they look fucking abysmal.

>>38356900
shes fat and ugly. that isn't thicc. She is just fat. thicc is when a woman has naturally wide hips and big breasts. She's just fat.

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>3D girls with non-natural hair colors

nasty

she is thicc tho

>>38356900
Why can't she just make a normal expression

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>>38356968
No thanks, I'd rather keep my dick.

>>38356968
How much of a fucking buster do you have to be to give up your dick for one night of shit taste variant intercourse?

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>>38356968
where can I find more porn like this?

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>>38357057
What about the expensive Japanese titty toys?

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>>38356944
Hmmmm, what did he mean by this?????
Was it an accident?

>hair dyed an unnatural color

ruined

>>38356968
Continue on my life as it is now.

>>38356968
>lose dick for something that you could easily get for $200

Chestlet is bestlet.

>tfw 18 bmi
>32a cup
>flat stomach
>literally all of my fat is in my hips and thighs

Feels so good to not be a chestwhale

What's the chestlet cutoff? Asking for a friend

>>38356968
literally kill yourself
but before that drowse your family in gasoline and set them on fire

Who is she and where can I see her pussy

>>38359756
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is bait but those settis are perfect

>>38356900

>Touch her boob in public
>Go to jail for 5 years

I fuckin hate burgerland.

>>38356968
She's Asian so I'll pass, thanks. If I'm gonna lose my dick it will be for a blonde white girl like Tina or Rachel.

>>38360792
Just masturbate like a normal person fucking pajeet

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Chestlests, bow down to your queen

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>>38361562

>busted ass face
>crooked titties with liver spots
>queen

...by not being a fat sack of shit with "stay away" hair dye. She might be extremely blessed with perky tits while being fat (no she passed thicc 20 pounds ago or more) or has fakes. Oh an not posting naked photos of themselves online.

>>38361591
I think you just found your true calling! Missing jokes.

>>38361769
>getting a (You) for my bait

I'll let you live another day.

>>38361806
haha e;pic bro u got me

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>>38357540
>instagram model
>theres unlimited billions of porn movies for free to watch in HD and even 4k and people seriously spend money for some average hoe to take simple pictures with smartphone cameras of their tits
burn this world to the ground

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>>38357540
>fake tits
It is amazing how those two words can completely assassinate my boner.

>>38357134
stephanie michelle, sorry I didn't find the thread sooner. she posts a lot of hot stuff on her subleddit and her tumblr

REMOVE COWTITS FROM THE PREMISES