>ywn have a comfy job Why even bother trying desu

>>38354285
>currently shitposting in my comfy truck bed after a comfy half day
You can do it, anon.

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>>38354285
Have you actually tried applying for one, Champ? It's as easy as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and handing him your resume.

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>ywn work at a bakery in a small cozy sleepy town

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>>38354398

I wanna work in a bakery too. Sounds idyllic.

>>38354398
You'd get paid pennieslol you'll have shit internetlol

>spends 50% of the time youtubing, 25% learning, 25% working
>Dark room with no lights
>Own cubicle, rare interaction
It's the life.

i drive a forklift around for 10hrs 3 days a week
it's pretty comfy

>>38354285
>work at library in town with population under 5000
Pretty damn comfy. Spend the majority of the day reading or playing on my phone.

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>>38354285
>ywn step outside the shop while the old couple who own it are out, donning your shop market apron and sweeping the corner sidewalk in the middle of a quiet summer/fall afternoon

>>38354285
The most comfy job I had was working at a dry cleaners.
The manager was a mate of mine's older brother and he was FUNNY AS FUCK, we got away with murder... he always let me skin up a joint in the office after work... and once he let me sleep for hours because I came to work on MDMA after no sleep and a party the night before.
Easy job too, just ironing clothes for 7/8 hours a day.

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>>38354398
Whata ye talkin 'bout, you are livin' the dream, punk

>>38354836
>we got away with murder
Please elaborate

>>38354836
My dry cleaning experience was a nightmare. Was expected to do everything except cleaning/ironing for minimum wage. Usually had to stay ~3 hours past closing just to finish it all.

not worth it, most of those jobs have shitty pay that you can't really live on, or the boss will be an absolute cunt. best bet would be taking trucking classes but even that trade will be slowly dying out as we enter the next decade.

>>38354349
>don't know how to make a resume
>don't really know what a resume is
>don't know what I'd put on my resume

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>ywn live in a time before massive global corporations controlled all aspects of life

>>38355051
just youtube how to make a resume dumbass. go apply at a staffing agency and have them put you on warehouse job that doesn't require experience and work your way up to better jobs

>>38354285
Security guard at a dead-end shipyard in a port town in the middle of nowhere. Can shitpost all night if I want. Pay might be shit, but it's comfy.

>>38355358
What's the job like? Just walk around for 8 hours?

>>38355441
Basically just sit in a small air-conditioned trailer for 12 hours and occasionally go outside carrying a clipboard to sign in incoming vehicles. Open gate, close gate. Surf the web and play games in between.

>>38355358
Id prefer something that doesnt require me to be poor for the rest of my life thanks

>>38355580
When I worked security I made $27,000 a year. If you aren't some normie that wastes $500 a month on alcohol it's pretty good.

I can't imagine working in your own business
Just give me someone that works from above, better depend from a boss than from the constant movement of the world

>>38354285
What is a comfy job, OP?

>>38355835
You have to be able to adapt to the modern world friendo. Self-employment is the future with the prominence of Uber, Lyft, e-trading, free lance web design etc. . .

i have the ultimate comfy job. I work in a warehouse right now working with stock, manufacturers, suppliers, other worker. while working in the warehouse is one thing, i also work closely with our development team and learn baout the products and gain sales knowledge. 1 year in and ive risen a few ranks, pay rise too.
fucking sweet as 6am - 3:30pm roster. its great fellas

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>>38354285
Oh but I do desu

>Comfy

>Job

Yeah there's like 3 of these in existence, did I mention they're incredibly hard to get into?

>>38356992
Hence the op senpai