>cacao with water since theres no milk

>>38353126
here's your milk NEETcuck!
*whips out dick and starts jerking off*
*moans* "Oh shit I'm cumming~!"
*cums*
Bon appetite, my fellow NEET.

>>38353126
>theres no milk

for many a mammal this is a foundational trauma
i can look at the dog or the cat or the kangaroo in the eye
and we will know what it is like to be milk bereft

>fell for the marshmallow mateys meme
never again

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>tfw dumpster dive and eat tri tip and t-bone steak evrey day
>grass fed organic
>Atlantic sockeye today and some rice,beans,spices
>organic eggs just chilling by the dumpster a day before their exp date
>go to canned food whorehouse
>get cheap organic peanut butters and they expire next month
>skin clear and people tell me I look 21, when I'm 30
>lift at gym
>mad gainz, big guy from quality proteins and carbs
>tfw people ask me how i do it
>meditate and punch a bag
>pretend to be a Z-fighter from DBZ
step it up grasshopper, I'm ballin on no budget.