ITT: Trap stories
Bump for stories about traps domming people
>>38351521
>visiting hot trap cousin
>tell him I need to take a shit
>go to take it, forget to lock the door
>he swings it open just before I start
>begs me for my shit
>offers his DS in exchange
>I think he is weird as fuck but I want his DS
>lift myself off of the toilet
>he lies down, I squat over his mouth
>he starts rimming me with the nub of the shit poking out
>I actually get into it, his rimming getting me hard
>start rubbing his little cock while I groan and strain
>eventually start to push the monster shit out
>he moans gently as it reaches his mouth
>it stays unbroken, going right from me to him
>finally get done, he's still swallowing the last segment of it
>turn around and start fucking his face
>he loves it, choking himself on my shit-stained cock
>I take it out and blow a huge load right on his face
>He licks it up and tells me he loves me, and I'm his favorite cousin
>We do this all the time until our family moved away from there
>Still "visit" cousin every now and then
don't have any myself so bump
>>38351632
I actually got hard, what the fuck is wrong with me
Story from 34 years ago
Picture spoiler to story
>be me
>lived near ocean
>always fascinated by it
>joined navy when young
>was in it for many years
>climb my way to top
> at 56 in charge of ship
>big conflict at time
>have to give support to troops fighting in jungle
>my ship and a fleet of other ships fast aproches the location
>suddenly in sector 47 we see enemy ships
>"It's a Trap!"
>Morale of the story Traps are fucking Gay!
dress up for mirror, stare at self and wonder what went wrong, give up because I don't want aids.
feel mentally ill, probably am.
>>38351600
I'm a trap and I'm about to have another trap dom me this weekend. Might post about it when I get back.
>>38352902
>being such a whore that you set up appointments to have gay sex
>>38353773
We're going to rub our feminine penises together and it's going to be amazing
>be mtf
>need some groceries
>walk to nearby store
>bring a plastic bag with me and a backpack so I don't have to buy a bag
>mexican man in car asks me if I need a ride
>I smirk at him and continue walking
>hungry so I buy some junkfood and some premium beers (sapparo) along with my groceries
>check out
>walk through the parking lot on my way back to the apartment
>random guy walking past jokingly says "hey you forgot the beer"
>I hold up my bag and reply "don't worry they're at the bottom"
>he laughs and keeps walking
the end
>>38354616
>sapporo
good taste. people prefer asahi for some reason.
>>38354754
Never tried asahi before desu. I'm a pleb when it comes to beers, but a friend turned me on to sapporo and I really liked it.
>>38354616
BE MY GF BE MY GF BE MY GF
Plz
>>38355111
>girlfriend
>girl
Doesn't work that way
>>38354754
i like asahi because it's really bland and i can drink it comfortably for hours. admittedly i'm clueless about beer
>>38355150
And when i run around my house with my arms behind my back like sonic that doesnt mean im a hedgehog but my parents still say 'Go Sonic Go!'
>tell faget tranny "come over im fucking you"
>they come over
>I fuck them
>we get high off like xanax and drunk
>drive them to the train
>never talk again
I was a bad person those days im sorry ;_; I still have your credit card and drivers licenseSebastien
>>38355111
I like girls unfortunately. My life would be so much easier if I were attracted to men. I've come to the conclusion that women are simply not interested in me.
tfw forever alone
>go to record store
>looks like there is a guy with long hair and kinda balding at the counter
>name tag is female name
>try hard to avoid buying anything from him
>go to gas station
>scene guy works there
>one day changes name tag
>few months later he has tits but still looks like a dude
don't fall for the trap meme robots or this could be your fate.
>>38355366
>working at gas station, girl and a guy come in together
>girl is sort of androgynous and i'm not sure if it's a trap
>feminine face, female clothing, seems like a girl
>like 6 feel tall though, kind of broad shoulders too hmm
>look at the feet and hands to see if they seem manly
>kinda big, i guess, but she's big in general so i dont know
>they leave without me deciding for sure either way
>>38351632
we need more green texts like this in this thread.
bump.