>stop right there! you're under arrest for being way too cute. you're going away for a very long time! but... if you get down on your knees and lick my feet... I may just let you go.
So what'll it be?
>take the arrest
>appeal the grounds in court
>get her fired
>get a payout
>buy a 3d hooker with real people feet
>>38350409
Why would you want a gross, disease ridden hooker when there is a cute policegirl right in front of you?
>>38350383
feet please
>>38350383
Thanks anon. This made me extremely depressed.
I'll take the feet, though.
take the compliment
You know what? I'll pick the time, thanks.
>>38350383
>you're under arrest for being way too cute
I plead extreme innocence.
> lick feet
> Record with phone
> tell officer to say badge number out loud
> report to police supervisor
> make video public
> make GoFundMe page for lawyer fees
> Sue police Dept
> make off with millions + extra from GoFundMe
> become Chad
>>38351731
You will (never) become chad.
>>38352820
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
>hate feet
>her feet are not dirty
fuck it, If it means being put away for real, one lick.
>>38350383
I'd commit a crime every day
>>38350409
Ayy nice Farscape my dude
>>38350409
>>buy a 3d hooker with real people feet
fag
>>38353011
I wanna gently lick and kiss her feet. Eventually working up to rubbing my dick between her feet.
Can I lick her foot with the stocking on it?
POLICE BRUTALITY I DINDU NUFFIN
being cute isn't a crime, this is brutality you fucking pig