Your most humiliating school stories. The ones that make you

>When I got a new phone and the normies in my PE class were checking it out and this black kid swiped past my fetish porn
>"Hey I just saw some weird shit go back"
>Trying to take it back from him while my knees are shaking but he holds onto it and swipes back and opens it
>They laugh at me while I try to say my cousin must have put it on my phone

I was really poor growing up and a bit of a tomboy. My parents often shopped at Goodwill for clothing, my mom bought me some cargo shorts meant for a younger boy that fit me pretty well.

I wore them once and no one noticed but the second time a girl recognized them as her little brother's shorts her parents had donated to GW.

I got made fun of relentlessly over it and people
were always eager to point out other clothes that their family's had donated, since the area is pretty small any clothing meant for younger teens almost always came from my school.

I ended up wearing lots of hand-me-downs from my male cousin to avoid bullying but by then the damage had been done.

That and another time several girls held me down and cut my hair, like down to the scalp in some places. They just butchered it and mom shaved my head because there wasn't much to do to fix it.

>>38350390
did you wear a hat or something afterwards or just go with a shaved head? did you get bullied for your hair afterwards?

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>school assembly, i'm in grade 8
>they're handing out little award things for people who did sports and good academic shit
>they announce the helping/kindness award, only my name is called (I did this volunteering shit where I helped the band put shit away after their practices)
>think it would be cool to walk up like a raptor
>I walk up there hunched over like a raptor with my hands forward like raptor claws and exaggerated raptor leg movements kicking behind me
>walk back to my seat in the same fashion
>everyone around me is giving me weird looks
>next class everyone is like what the fuck is wrong with you

>>38349728
>new guy in class
>idiot who needs to repeat a year
>lunch time
>everyone chatting and eating
>I stand up and walk towards the door
>idiot guy walking towards me
>pulls my pants down so fast, I didn't even know what's going on
>I am in shock
>so is he
>I have a fucking tiny dick
>he laughs for 5 minutes straight and most of the people don't understand why because I already pulled my pants back up
>over the next 2 months, he tells every girl in class how small I am
>don't want to live anymore

This was like 10 years ago, and I still can't get over it...

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>>38349728
One time I humped a gym mat in 7th grade to move it because my arms were too weak, and my bully saw and tried to tell everyone, but, because he was my bully, no-one believed him.

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>>38349728
>be senior
>still have to take 1 credit of PE
>take it with a bunch of freshmen
>befriend 2 of them
>get in an argument with one
>punches me in nose
>bleed
>we both fiercely apologize
>friendship becomes more distance
MOM'S SPAGHETTI

>>38350495
That is an absolute nightmare, I'm sorry that happened to you.

>>38350531
I'm surprised you were capable of bonding so well with 14 year old kids.

>>38350468
autism in full gear

>>38350451
I tried to wear a hat but the school wouldn't let me. I got desperate and threw a textbook at a girl to get suspended, dad beat the crap out of me over it so I never risked intentional suspension again.

I got bullied more for it I mean of course they would, it's part of the cycle.

>>38350678
sorry you had to go through that my dude

>>38350390
girls are fucking CRUEL GOD DAMNIT
>3 girls bullied me in high school
>all 3 of them were blondes, they looked average or whatever my hatred gives me a negative bias
>did shit like take my books, my lunch, my bag etc
>made fun of me for walking home alone
>told other people that i was a disgusting creep and that i tried to touch them when i basically never spoke a word to those goddamn harpies

those goddamn bitches TORTURED ME AND SCARRED ME FOR LIFE BECAUSE NOW I HAVE A FUCKING FEMDOM FETISH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38349728

> Have a medical condition where I have an extremely weak bladder
> Basically cannot hold it in at all for any longer than a minute
> Ask the teacher if I can use the bathroom
> She tells me no
> I ask her again and tell her I have a doctors note and everything
> She doesn't let me and I end up wetting myself and getting laughed at by the whole class

I had my head on the table crying until everyone else left and got bullied throughout the rest of primary school, all through secondary and college too.

Nothing else as traumatic as that ever really happened again since I lost my friends and wasn't able to make anymore due to the bullying.

one time i said magical girls represent at the end of reading a paper to the class because i told someone id do it just to be autistic. it hurts

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>>38350625
I think they saw me as a role model. There was this really annoy kid from Tennessee who liked to talk shit. He'd say
>BLlbahahahalahahaBLAH! And if you disagree I'll punch you!
>me: no you won't *stares*
>kid: hehehe, whatever
Or atleast that's why one kid liked me. We also played a lot of tag.

>>38350390
...And that girl is still a cunt to this day.

Seriously, fuck that bitch, but actually fuck her kike parents.

i said this before, but my gym teacher made me play with the kindergarten kids since i was so shit at sports. It was really humiliating. If i ever have a kid ill make sure he never goes through any of that.

>>38350700
It's cool homie, my hair grew back and I have money to buy my own clothes now.

>>38350767
>NOW I HAVE A FUCKING FEMDOM FETISH

Fuuuuugg, me too mate. It can't be a coincidence.

>>38350845
I haven't seen any of the in a long time. One girl died shortly after high school but she was like a side kick or the bullies, pretty far removed from the actual bullying but enjoyed watching it.

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running like a ninja in gym class...

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>standing next to a wall, day dreaming during break time
>girl comes up
>pushes me very slightly
>it was so unexpected that i still managed to fall down
>i fall down into a bunch of people who were sitting not too far from me

Strap yourselves in boys:

>Be me, 12 years old
>Chubby, uncoordinated turd
>Go to school playing area with friends at lunch
>See two guys from my class fighting
>Greatidea.jpg
>I get in the middle of them, ready to break up the fight with words like a pubescent Jesus
>Stand in the middle of this massive circle of people
>Fight suddenly stops, absolute silence, all eyes on me
>"Erm...Stop fighting please..."
>One fighter helps the other guy up of the ground
>I turn around feeling accomplished
>Both guys work together to knock me on the back of the head
>Crowd cheers as the beatdown continues

Later found out somebody recorded it on their phone, good times

>>38349728
so i used to come up with my own scenarios in my favorite anime in primary school, and for some reason i was autistic enough to walk around on my own silently talk to myself at break voicing the characters, then one day someone from my year asked me why i keep talking to myself
i was that kid

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fuck i killed the thread with my awkward story

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>>38349728
>making sticky polymer in science
>think of a funny idea
>tell friend to look at me
>open trousers and drop the polymer down into my crotch
>he chuckles a bit
>go to pull the polymer out
>it's fucking stuck in my pubes
>tell my friend
>he bursts in hysterical laughter
>"please don't tell anyone"
>tells a bunch of people
>eventually the whole class finds out
>even the teacher knows
>comes over and says "anon, do you want to go to the bathroom to sort that out quickly?"
>walk all the way to the bathroom
>the polymer has hardened into fucking plastic by this point so it actually hurts to walk
>the bathroom is locked
>go back, the teacher gives me the bathroom key
>the key doesn't work, go back to class and pretend I dealt with it
>later on while class is ending
>teacher says "everyone, be careful not to drop the polymers on your carpets, especially you anon"
>feel everyone look to me knowingly
>go for the next 6 hours of the day with my penis encased in a pink plastic tomb
>get home, get the scissors from the kitchen so I can cut the plastic out of my pubes
>mother asks what I'm doing taking the scissors upstairs
>I'm a shit liar so I just tell her the truth
>she laughs at me for several straight days
Fortunately I didn't acquire any embarrassing playground nicknames from that day, like Patchy Pubes or Plasdick. Still, my peers never let me forget that

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>used to wear adult diapers in the first few years of high school
>this is because I was super overweight, weighed more then than I do now
>would otherwise shit myself
>at first nobody noticed, but after a few months rumours started spreading that I was wearing adult diapers
>not sure how people found out buy they did
>lots of stories were made up
>in one story for example people caught me changing my own diaper in the toilets whilst I was saying my mothers name and wearing her nail varnish to pretend she was changing me
>in another story I chased a girl around the school begging her to change my diaper, for some reason the girl told everyone it was true
>in another story I apparently got caught by a teacher in class pooping into my diaper
>in another story I threw my diaper at a kid for making fun of me, and the poop got into his eye. one kid pretended it was him and walked around for 4 weeks with an eyepatch, and everyone believed him even though it was only a week after the story started that his eyepatch appeared
>people made a song 'anon anon throws his diaper anon anon the poo poo sniper'
>the kids were all making fun of me and I was a pariah and I still didn't know how they knew about the diapers
>realise I had to stop wearing them
>started going to class in normal boxer shorts
>tried really hard to hold my shit in
>one day had a big lunchand shit myself
>everyone laughed
>became known as 'diaper destroyer' even though I clearly was not wearing diapers

>Tfw lost all ability to cringe at anything due to depression forcing me to be disinterested in everything.
>Look back on memories when I used to care about things.
>Get sad.

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>be freshman (in German highschool like 13-14 years old)
>get to know a girl from my class/form better,we get along really really well
>I fall in love with her
>don't tell her because I'm a fucking cunt and shut-in
>start being creepy around her and start cuddling and squeezing her face out of nowhere,all the fucking time (like pic related)
>she kinda liked it at first and it turned into a joke
>have no shame or tactfulness,so I do it in front of people when I see her (autism and crush mixed in full fucking gears)
>people start to think we're a couple
>she doesn't like me in that kind of way,and I see that she doesn't like me as I like her when other people talk to her about us being a couple
>fucking friendzoned
>can't get over it,still don't speak with her about my crush
skip a week ahead
>gray rainy day
>shit hits the fan and she started hating me for ruining her image,because people still think we're a couple but everybody knows I'm a huge fucking faggot
>normally start talking with her like always,while we're going up the stairs to go to class
>she has her water-soaked umbrella in her hand
>throws it at my face,so I become totally wet
>hit me so hard,my nose started bleeding
>screms on top of her lungs:
"Piss off! I don't want anything to do with you anymore!"
>out of fucking nowhere
>everybody starts staring at us,it's a giant fucking hall with stairs that has an awful acoustic
>bullies start laughing
>she runs away to her roastie friends,they all start laughing at me
>holding in my tears,completely heartbroken

That's how my next years in highschool were completely turned into hell and it was fucking awkward being put in a group with her or something. I'm still not over this shit,I never felt such fucking despair and sadness in such intensity like in that moment

>>38352175
Jesus I can't imagine that I'm sorry my guy

>>38351902
How much did you weigh then?

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>>38349728
>Be 7 years old
>Sitting with the class in a circle
>Some faggot bullshit which is meant to make us connect socially
>Shit myself
>Ask if I can go to the bathroom
>Teacher says no
>Freeze up and go red
>Lol jk go to the bathroom
>Fuckingkikebitch.jpg
>Walk quickly but instead of walking around I walk staright fucking through the circle
>It clearly smells
>mini stacies look disgusted

>>38352383
>>38352383
350ishlbs at 14

>>38352512
How is that even possible tf

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>have to take a shit
>too shy to ask permission
>shit my pants
>no one seems to notice
>next recess go to a toilet and scrape most of the shit off
>pull the shit crusted boxers up and continue
>next class
>teacher says I smell really bad
>some students join in
>"No you"

>>38351796
>plasdick

This is gold

>>38352728
PLS LEAVE
AND NEVER COME BACK

>>38352870
Why are you mad anon? explain

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>>38349728
Sure thing
>asked out female friend to prom
>was visibly dissapointed, but mustered up a "yes" as if she was being forced to do something against her will
>probably decided to go with me because all the Chads she asked to go with her rejected her
>at the prom dance and on the dance floor, slow song comes on
>ask her if she wants to dance, this is what she said
>"haha no no I don't dance"
>left the place about 20 minutes later
>skedaddled home, shut myself in my room and just laid down on my bed sprawled out trying not to lose it

The funny thing is that this girl probably doesn't remember this at all, but it doesn't change the fact that it still completely destroyed me and whatever little confidence I had left after years of bullying. Currently, I'm in a place where I'm in a constant state of self-improvement but it all feels futile because my dating status of being a dateless kissless 22 yo virgin is still intact, and I know that people respect me less for it. There have been many times where people have taken advantage of me or talked down to me, and only for the last couple of months have I been talking back and speaking up.

Regardless, however, there is no escape. No matter what I do, no girl will ever love me.

If you believe that your virginity status will get better if you try to improve yourselves robots, please don't. You will be extremely disappointed and sink even deeper into the abyss of sadness and anger.

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>>38350268
What was your fetish do share

>>38350515
Aw he was yours for keeps

>>38353199
It was foot fetish porn, thankfully my fetishes aren't as bad as they are now or it would have been a lot worse

>>38353243
*weren't as bad as they are now

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>>38351796
>Plasdick
You really lucked out on avoiding that one m8

>>38350802
Are you a girl djsn

>>38351971
>tfw anything that reminds me of childhood stabs me in the feels

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>8th grade
>ringtone goes off
>it was some song from azumanga daioh
>class thinks its some girls phone
>some 4"6 juggalo kid was teasing me for it
>mfw it went off again
>mfw got bullied by a juggalo the rest of the year

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>>38352937
>If you believe that your virginity status will get better if you try to improve yourselves robots, please don't.
i honestly think that if i dont care about my virginity status, others wont either
people only seem to care about the faults i care about

>>38350678
how old is your dad? i love 4chan.com

>>38349728
>>38349728
I had to pee during a maths test, and I was so hyper stressed and scared I couldn't read any of the questions without feeling my pee getting closer to bursting, so I filled out one Pythagoras question because Pythagoras theorem was easy, and then I laid my head on the desk and just tried to hold in my pee. It turns out I forgot to square root the number and I got 0 marks. and although I wasn't a bad student in terms of grades this ruined me forever, I hated maths, and although I wasn't bad at it every time I thought of it I would freeze up and go into minor shock. It took me a whole year to get over this and despite passing my GCSE with a high C, I had to resit because I failed my English language (got a D on both papers) mainly because I thought it would be a walk in the park because I got my English Litreture GCSE (C) and 2/3rds of my school didn't. I managed to get my C in the same November for my Eng Lang and had I decided to resit my maths again too and managed to become an A grade student, for maths and IT, with the odd B occasionally in some of the mock papers, and I still don't know what I have got for my second maths exam. But ever since that day, and the day I got my results back, I have just had no confidence with schooling.

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>live in the year 2005
>bring laptop to school even though it's atypical because too autistic to use writing utensils or look people in the eye
>masturbate in back row through pocket, don't know if anyone noticed that part
>walk around with cumstains on the bottom of my shirt all day all the time because I was too autistic to understand that people had eyes or something or that they might think it could be something else somehow because I wore shit that was dirty anyway

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>>38351796
>Plasdick

>>38350390
Holy shit, that sounds horrible anon.

>>38350468
Did you make raptor noises

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> be me
> 2nd grade of elementary school
> middle of the class, just solving some math problems
> blood starts pouring down from my nose for some reason
> instead of asking someone for tissues or going to the toilet I pretend to drop my pencil and start cleaning my nose with this ugly grey carpet
> been down there for a about a minute, teacher figures something ain't right
>" Anon, what are doing down there"
> Stare at her for like 5 seconds and say "N... nothing"
> "Go to the bathroom Anon"
> I get up and slowly walk out of the classroom with my nose smeared in dry blood while everyone is giving me this weird look like "wtf is wrong with him"
One of the most autistic moments in my life

>>38353523
He is 45 this year.

I like 4chan too.

>>38353644
Yeah, it was rough. I was pretty depressed and angry, I really considered like sneaking a knife to school and trying to kill some of them, I actually smuggled a large kitchen knife onto the bus and cut myself pretty badly and got scared and ditched out the window.

>>38351796
>be careful not to not to drop the polymers on your carpets, especially you anon
HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Holy fucking shit, did you even know that carpet is another word for pubes? How has nobody picked up on that? Holy fuck that's hilarious.

>>38353722
Well it's kinda understandable, I was bullied, but never that badly.

>>38352175
>Verpiss dich! Ich will gar nicht etwas mit dir tun haben!
wie dies?

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>Be in music room during break with friends.
>play "expand dong" as loud as possible next to friends ear for laughs.
>After break go to class
>forget to turn off my phone.
>move my leg a little which unlocks my phone and plays the video saved on my phone.
>"I'D SHOWER YOU WITH COCONUT CREAMPIES" plays out loud across the entire class.
>teacher stares at me and allows me to turn off my phone

Mfw

>>38350268
top kek, reminds me
>be me 13 years old
>i wrote some shit on my homework notebook about stop masturbating for 30 days and some other weird shit because i saw it on internet
>the group of girls that were on my class and talked to me and my only friend grabbed that notebook
>they start looking me weird
>dont know why
>the realise
>i lower my head and hide my face
>one gives it back to me and calls me pervert
>they never talked to me again

>>38350268
>searching for your fetish on your fucking phone

Underage retard

>>38353466
Fyi it's gigolo no hard feelings

>>38350268
>swiped
okay so you are probably a teen.

>>38352175
warum hast du dich nicht gewehrt

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>wake up one day
>massive pain in my balls
>go to doctor who sends me to hospital
>turns out I have testicular torsion
>have operation
>they get to it in time so I can still have kids
>two weeks off of school
>hellyeah.png
>I come back to school
>everyone starts calling me "twisty"
>my life is ruined for the next few years
>kms.jpg

>>38350767
boys are pretty cruel tho.

>fancy a slightly ugly class clown when I'm twelve
>am a fembot so it's not weird
>but it was weird because I'm pretty ugly and wildly unpopular
>still fantasize that one day he'll recognise that i'm slightly ok on the inside
>at one point at the end of a German class he parts from his friends and says that he's sorry i get treated so badly, gives me a hug
>so fucking happy
>randomly get punched for the rest of the day, assume it's just people trying to bond weirdly with me
>he put a "punch me lol" sign on my back
>only find out when I'm home and my back is pretty fucking bruised

>>38350390
Yo man idk if you're reading this but thanks for staying alive. Youve had it rough and I'm glad youre still up m8

>>38350468
Always love a good /tardtale/

>>38352175
Sauce for the images you posted?

>>38353890
>am a fembot
You're not, and your story is transparently fake attentionwhoring.

>>38351519
I was that kid too! Except I'd also use my hands as puppets because they were my imaginary friends. My teachers thought I was mentally retarded because I wouldn't speak to anyone, ever. But I did all my work and could read and write and draw before anyone else.

This was pretty embarrassing;
>Went to ghetto primary school
>Whenever recess let out kids would stampede back to class
>I get caught in it and trip
>At least 20 fucking kids run over me
>I look pretty rough and am crying
>Teacher asks me who dun it, some black girl that helped me up told teacher "it was a first grader"
>Mfw all the first and second graders are lined up and I am made to point out who dun it

>>38354062
He dindu nuffin. he a good boy.
he a real good boy.

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I always browse these threads but never post so I owe you guys this one

>junior year of hs
>just transferred from across the country
>wore the same hoodie every day and had long washed hair and a longish beard
>had no friends and never talked to anyone, spent lunches alone on the side of the school or reading in the library
>one day in first period english class we were about to take a test
>had to hand papers back to the people behind us
>fat popular orange spray tanned Stacey sat behind me
>was fat and ugly but im guessing rich because of how snobby and popular she was
>turned to hand her her paper
>elbow makes contact with her presumed large diet coke from mcdonalds
>spills all over the desk and floor
>stacey yells WHAT THE FUCK and everyone laughs
>teacher is a cunt and asks what im doing just sitting there and to go get the janitor to clean it up
>excuse myself and travel to the janitors closet and find him sitting down doing nothing
>tell him what happened and ask if he can mop it up
>he tells me hes busy and tells me where to get a mop and bucket
>had to wheel bucket in and mop up mess in front of the whole class as the giggle and sneer
>had no friends until after I graduated

High school was pretty bad because I became self aware of my autism around that time.

>tfw you told an asian qt that you would scoop her eyes out for some reason sophmore year

Gonna need to bury that one again.

>>38354125
shoulda came back to high school with a long black coat and a backwards hat. Don't forget the part with the shotgu-- I mean you should tell them all off! yeah yeah!

>>38353857
>he doesn't know what a juggalo is

Ok I got a good autistic story for you fuckers.
>In Kindergarden
>Next to blackbro
>StoryTime.EXE
>Get in circle
>Teacher reads us story
>Have to fart
>Think its small
>Nope.JPG
>Rip one in class
>JetEngineInMyAss.BMP
>Nobody looks
>Autisticly yell "IT WASN'T ME! IT WASN'T ME!"
>Teacher stops reading
>Blackbro turns to me
>"Dude did you fart?"
>Everyone looks at me
>RedAsFuck.GIF

>>38354089
Ghetto schools have fucked up. I've seen a pregnant white teacher fight a large nigger still orbiting the 6th grade.

>>38354171
XDDDDDD
fuck off normie

>>38354243
>Inserts fifty fucking million ecksdees
>Calls ME Normie
Go back to /r/4chan you cuck.

>>38353604
>post of the autism

>>38354231
N O R M I E SPOTTED GET OUT GET OUT NORMIE

>>38352175
I am pretty straight laced like your typical autistic nerd with an IQ hovering around the 120s, and I used to think homosexuality was degenerate, and I still kind of do, but I got crush on this boy at around 15-16. The boy was in my friend group (I was a bit of a pariah but they let me sometimes hang around), he was half English half Malaysian. He had silverish Blonde hair, blue eyes, tans skin, and those epicanthic folds on his eyes., he was beautiful.
So, despite being a shut-in introvert I have quite a good sense for people, so I detected that he was slightly feminine, acted really confident but was clearly trying to hide his insecurities and was probably questioning his sexuality (maybe bi), so I thought I should act confident to take control of this confused boy and turn him into my secret fuck friend as none of us wanted to be known as gay. So I thought it would be a good idea to take my pencil, and grip it with two fingers and make it dangle like a semi-erect penis and I would poke his neck with the rubber on the end of it (it felt like a penis). Now this became just a way I would tease him, and he would always look back and give me this really cute smile.
So I persisted at it, and eventually he would get more comfortable with me and slightly physical; I really felt we were getting close. We would wrestle occasionally and he """accidentally""" touched my penis once.
It was all I could ever hope for, I thought hey, I could maybe lose my virginity in the next two months to this cute little Asian femboy.
Begin to get in issues with school because of some stress at home and just general emotional teen shit, he and I are still close but I go through a bout of anxiety and I just feel so insecure and despite him being super attracted to me and I him I just could never make my move, and then the school year ends and we go to different schools now. I still live near him, but we haven't spoke in a year. My work is lost, but I could try again.

>>38354231
back to /r/4chan norman

>>38354296
What do you mean by "post of the autism"?

>>38354301
I am not in fact a normie. Normies have lifes. I clearly do not. I stay inside on my computer all day doing nothing and occasionally lingering in the kitchen for food. You might have a good social life which is normie shit. Fuck off please. And since you most likely do have a good social life, get off of 4chan.

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>>38354020
A'ight mate how about a less attention-whorey-story
>P.E. class
>pissing beforehand when there's fucking blood coming out of my cunt
>legitimately think I'm fucking dying
>terrified of my butch, shouty teachers
>shove toilet paper in my panties to try and avoid bleeding to death
>lesson approaches
>it's fucking rounders
>have to run about, wearing shorts
>try to tell the teacher I feel sick
>she screams in my face, no doctor's note or excuse
>have to run when i hit the ball, paper falls from my shorts, other girls are openly disgusted and laughing
>scared I'm dying, don't get what's going on
>situation ends up so mainstream that even after I find out what's going on, boys are openly predicting when my period has hit months afterwards
>mfw every time they predicted, they were right

>>38354345
>>38354358
I don't have a life. Not having a life means not being a normie. Not being a normie means I stay here.

>>38354392
>>38354358

I really hope this is b8, go back to

>>>/r/eddit scum

>>38354392
>Arguing over whether or not youre a normie
Normie spotted

>>38349728
danced the whole choreography to a kpop song in front of all my classmates because my english teacher (who was pretty cool) dared me. i could hear the chads making fun of me while i was dancing, thankfully a bunch of stacies were based and told them to shut the fuck up and told em they didnt have the balls to do what i was doing. they congratulated me and told me i was a great dancer afterwards but i still feel it was a shitty choice from me. i cringe every time i remember.

also I called my female teacher mom once, everyone laughed at me

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>be me
>small quiet manlet
>freshman
>get role in school play
>somehow get lead role as Dracula
>days from first show
>beautiful 8/10 redhead stacy shyly asks me about my role in the play
>keeps curiously asking questions about the play/story
>I'm kind of annoyed and quiet
>I answer with one word replies
>probably had a blank face
>says she'll come and see the play on the opening day
>Being the robot I was
>"Okay."
>day comes
>play is a success
>surprisingly very popular with big audience
>everyone is out front talking, celebrating, hanging out
>I'm happily sperging out with my other robot buds and cast members
>I notice the redhead stacy
>she's trying to make eye contact with me in the crowd
>I noticed her
>she's with all her stacy friends and a few popular chads
>I pretty much ignore her
>she literally waited in the crowd expectantly waiting for me to acknowledge her
>just shuffling her feet and staring the ground at that point
>she eventually leaves with her friends
>I'm still just having a good time
>she never talked to me again
Wasn't until years later that I realized that I just threw away a once in a young love lifetime opportunity. Makes me cringe to just think about it... I feel fucking awkward thinking that she dragged all her stacy and chad friends there to watch the cringy play.

>>38354345
Please, lurk more before posting

>teacher says something like "does anyone know the answer to this question?"
>summon all my accumulated confidence to raise my hand and answer that question, remembering to say it in a confident way as to convince my peers i'm knowledgable
>"no, anon, that is not correct"

>>38354504
yes, this. this is me.

>>38350767
>>38350902
I don't think it's girls bullying guys that gives them a femdom fetish, I think it's just that the guys who get bullied by girls are likely to be effeminate or girly, thus already likely to develop a femdom fetish when they're older

Like, if some troupe of girls bullied a football playing chad(but obviously not top chad if he's getting bullied), do you think he would get a femdom fetish because of it? I don't think so myself

>>38354362
Go back, roastie

>>38354496
samefag

original btw

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>>38354504
>yfw
I like to sing-a,
I like the winter, and the summer, and the spring-a.

>>38354679
It's cyclical. Being bullied lowers your confidence and attracts more bullies in return. Thus people who end up bullied are the same as those who have femdom fetishes, and are also the people who are not chads.

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>Teenager years
>Keep getting random erections because teen hormones
>Get one in class one time
>It's REALLY fucking stiff
>Asked to stand up by the teacher
>Being weak spined
>Erection in full view of the class

>>38354811
I think she probably spotted it and asked you to stand up because of her sick sense of humor, she, or he, probably gets off on it too.

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>In class
>school required kids to wear belts
>waist starts hurting REALLY fucking bad
>way too bad to ignore
>excuse myself to the bathroom and try to push a log out
>no luck, still fucking hurts when I get back
>figure out its how fucking tight my pants are, belt isn't helping
>undo my belt, button, and zipper
>have my pants totally undone for the last period
>cover my lap with my hoodie so nobody spots it
Nothing came of it but I still cringe thinking of it, just wondering what COULD have happened, like if the teacher called me up or I had to stand up for any reason. I was already seen as the school freak but I hadn't done anything that bad.

>be like 13-14 years old
>ugly beta, never talks about sex or girls
>my friends make song about how i never get laid
>they sing it to me constantly
>i cry, in front of class
>after that they apologized
>tell them they don't have to be sorry because I am sensitive faggot
(2-3 years later i fortunately had sex but never told them)

>>38353868

Don't twist yourself into a knot over it anon

>me and a friend are talking about Hinduism and other religions
>bring up reincarnation
>"i think it would be cool to start your life all over again"
>I think I have a pretty funny, gross-out humor type of joke ready
>"yeah I wanna take it one step further and go back inside the room"
>"okay weirdo"

>>38355595
>room
I meant womb

>>38349728
>Dressed up as a vampire for a day for 5 bucks
>Had a rap battle with someone (white)
>Wrote merry Christmas jesus loves you on my jewish teachers board
>Made a ton of dead animal jokes in one class, one day the teacher is 15min late, someone asks where he is, I make what is bearly a joke "50 bucks said his parents died in a car crash" and the second i finish he says speaking of death that was the hospital, my father died. I wanted to kill myself
>Cockblocked a guy by telling every girl i noticed him crushing on about how he molested fish and sacraficed frogs
Etc

>>38350468
>think it would be cool to walk up like a raptor
kek

>have to make a presentation in class
>plug my usb in the teacher's laptop
>projector lights up
>go to my usb directory for the powerpoint
>class goes silent
>concern.png
>wait, there's an extra file in there, a pdf
>divorce papers from my parents
>unbeknownst to me, my mother used the usb to print those papers the day before
>the class roastie cunt shouts "What are those divorce things?"
>everyone is now staring
>for the first and only time in my life I feel my veins freezing
>I somehow manage to man the fuck up and do my thing

I'll never forget the split second I realized what was happening.

>>38353854
>>38353862
To play devil's advocate, the iPhone was released nearly 10 years ago.

>>38350390
Youre parents are scum for having a kid if they were that poor.

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>be me
>be in middleschool
>have a male best friend
>decide to explore sexuality
>I was 12-13(around 2010 or so) and used to browse /b/ often, so I knew about traps and all of that faggotry
>I used to be rather androgynous around that time, from physical structure to voice
>be alone in friend's house [gonna call him A]
>I tell him: "A, do you think I'd look cute as a girl"
>we were laying on his bed, so I got on him
>he says: "A-anon, you are acting kinda weird". He blushes
>I notice he got aroused, so I stroke his dick
>I say: "you like that, don't you..."
>I kiss his mouth, the kiss lasted like a minute or so. He seemed to enjoy it

I changed when I got in 8th grade and stopped being a faggot. He has a gf now, he is still my friend, but the memory of the faggy thing I did in the past still haunts me to this very day.

>5th grade
>really like this qt loli with white-blond hair
>she teases me for it
>get placed in a special advanced math course for some unknown reason
>she's there
>hear her whisper to her friends, loudly enough for me to hear, "what's HE doing here?"
>they giggle
>prove her right by struggling through the course
>teacher assigns her out of all the students to "help anon out"
>have to rely on her to basically do my work
>she bullies me the whole time until I convince my mom to put me back in regular math

on the plus side, at least I unlocked this femdom fetish out of it

Touched a girl's butt and all the black kids laughed at me.

>>38355592
HaaaahHAAHA lol rofl lmao so funny senpai

>>38355857
>tfw no best friend to explore sexuality
Did you get turned on by doing that?

>>38355857
also around that time, I told him to fondle my "chest"...we were at school and some kid pointed out what I said.

I was extremely ashamed for the rest of the day

>>38356130
I am ashamed to say so... I also wanted to crossdress because of that. I guess I've been fucked up since young

>>38355857

haha that's the gayest thing i've ever heard
fuckin yikes

>>38355696
>>Wrote merry Christmas jesus loves you on my jewish teachers board
Top kek

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> In 10th grade
> Apartment infested with bed bugs
> Have to spend week at my sisters place for a week
> Cant fap for that week
> Be extremely hormonal
> Fall sleep during class
> Have a wet dream in class
> Have to skip last period to change pants

>>38353890
you deserve it, whore
original

>>38356176
i've always wanted to try out something similar desu. but I avoid doing stuff like that because i wouldn't be able to look at women in the eyes anymore.

if I had the chance when younger, I definitely would've done it.

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>in middle school
>that one kid everybody openly hates
>in room before class
>decide to take a seat in a girl's for nothing other than to deliberately stir up shit
>other students start coming in as normal
>girl comes up to her desk
>"move anon, your in my spot"
>"n-not if you say p-please"
>"no, get out of my desk"
>others see the commotion I'm causing
>the bell is about to ring and the room is full yet I still refuse to move
>at this point other students along with the girl are actually yelling at me to get out of the desk
>teacher finally says "she doesn't have to say please, anon"
>finally move a minute after class started
I have every reason to hate myself.

>>38356350
I had the chance back then, but then I realized that my little sister would consider me a fag and not her "cool big bro", so I stopped being a fag all together

>>38354013
Not the op but I'm pretty sure its from Emergence. The entire thing is on nhentai

>>38355857
I envy you. I envy you orignally

>>38356484
why tho? this shit has made me wince and cringe ever since that happened, the worst part is that I enjoyed it back then.

>>38356548
Gay things are hot

>>38351902
> in another story I threw my diaper at a kid for making fun of me, and the poop got into his eye. one kid pretended it was him and walked around for 4 weeks with an eyepatch, and everyone believed him even though it was only a week after the story started that his eyepatch appeared
I know this is easy to say since it didn't happen to me but if they were already saying you did it, you should have done it. I'd like to see them taunt you like that after you lost your shit and actually threw a poop diaper at some dumb stacy. I'd think getting a poopy diaper thrown at you would be more traumatic than being the thrower desu.

>>38354315
go for it, ladyboy better than no lady

not really something that was immediately embarrassing but it was very impactful
>5th grade
>be chad
>on field trip where you stay with other people in a room
>wake up
>i smell bad and am going to take a shower
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""friends"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ask why i smell bad
>make joke about me only showering once a year
>5th grade so they're retarded and take it seriously
>they tell everyone that i never shower
>people start to comment that i smell bad, despite me not being able to smell anything even when i put my nose in my armpit
>doesn't affect me at all for the rest of the year because people who were actually my friends knew it was fake
>7th grade
>none of my old friends go to the school anymore and everyone everyday makes fun of me for smelling bad and being sweaty, despite me almost never sweating
>8th grade, last day of school
>afterschool beat the living shit out of the kid who started it all
>he forgot who i was so i never got in trouble
had barely and friends throughout highschool because of this. I just turned into a complete autist because never talked to anyone for 3 years

I have severe social anxiety and one morning I was riding the bus to school and these kids from my neighborhood would not stop talking with me.

The weird thing about social anxiety is that a lot of the times you just want people to leave you alone so you can go invisible and try to hold it together, and then they interpret your non-chalance as "coolness" and want to be around you even more, and then you are stuck between the pressure of wanting to get away from them and wanting them to keep thinking you are cool.

So these kids wouldn't leave me alone and finally right when we parked at the school I threw up all over the seat and floor. They looked shocked and before they could say anything I just stood up and got off the bus.

That afternoon when we were back on the bus they asked me about it and I told them I had a prank pill that I put in my mouth that swells up and you can spit it all out to make it seem like you puked. They believed it but it still makes me cringe that my entire life has been this same vibe all throughout.

>>38353868
kek. How did word get out?

We had that happen to a guy in gradeschool during gym class. He was already a robot type of guy and no one ever let him live that one down.

>>38356341
I have a few other stories.This one didn't technically happen at school, but this happened to me while I was still in middle school
> There is this one girl I really like
> Super cute asian girl
> Didn't speak english all that well, but didn't matter to me
> She used to hang around these girls who hated me, and tried so hard to embarrass me at any time they could
> I finally get the courage to ask her out to like a movie or to hang out some time.
> See her coming out of this store that was on top if this hill,
> Itsmytime.jpg
> I ask her to hang out after school the next day
> She thought I was asking for sex, because it's what her friends said I would ask her for
> I didn't know prior that she had anger management issues
> She got really upset
> She punched me in the face and beat me with trash can, and kicked me down a hill

>>38357101
Last story:
> Grade 8 Graduation trip
> Went to Niagara Falls
> One attraction we go see on the Cannuk side is the butterfly observatory
> Have insectophobia
> Ask if I can skip out on the observatory and wait on the bus
> teacher said no
> makes me go in, try so hard not to freak out
> butterfly flies past my face
> start freaking out like a sperg when he's out of good boy points
> accidentally push kid into artificial river in spergish freak out
> almost put an old man into a heart attack giving him Vietnam war flash backs
> gets us kicked out.
> Have to stay in the hotel for the rest of the night with supervisor
> Didn't matter, everything for the rest of the day was boring as shit anyway

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>>38353762
bitch ass nigga kys yourself

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>4th grade
>keep hearing about people's crushes and all that
>decide I need to have a crush on someone because groupthink
>pick this Stacy in my class
>develop a real crush for her
>pockets fill with spaghetti when she's around
>in the computer lab one day
>sitting next to a friend of mine (let's call him platehead, because he cracked his forehead when he was a toddler and had it fixed with a metal plate)
>talking with platehead and the topic of crushes comes up
>mention that I like Stacy
>platehead then tells Stacy I like her
>Stacy looks at me, weirded out

>later in the year, jogging during PE
>Stacy is talking to one of her friends
>stacy: "oh my god [name] [mylastname] is so cute"
>friend: "who's cute?"
>stacy: "I said [name] [mylastname] is cute"
>friend: "oh I thought you said ANON [mylastname]"
>stacy: "Ew!"
>feels are bad
>FFWD to valentine's day
>everyone's giving out candies to each other
>I want to give Stacy something
>walk by her and walk away several times
>eventually walk up to her and she says "Anon, I know you like me"
>get embarrassed and go back to my desk

spaghetti moment incoming
>on mummy's computer, looking up ninjas because ninjas are cool
>find this "what's your ninja name" website that uses the letters of your name to make your ninja name
>enter my name, get some weird japanese shit in return
>"wow cool I'm like a ninja now"
>skipadippydip to 6th grade
>6th grade classes have this student switching system to emulate periods in middle school
>manage to find Stacy's desk in another class
>leave a note saying she's like a rose or some other sappy garbage
>decide to write my ninja name below it
>she writes back "who is this"
>leave notes back and forth a few times
>stacy thinks it's me
>asks me about it, so I lie
>notes go on for a little longer
>she asks who I am again
>mention when platehead told her I liked her
>blabs to her friends about it
>next day, her friends and my "friends" pick on me
>mfw they think I'm a weeb

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>1st grade in private school
>at lunch
>realize I have mass diarrhea
>go back to class
>ask teacher to go to bathroom
>youknowwhathappensnext.jpeg
>run out of classroom without talking
>school ends
>get school underwear

>>38353890
man that sucks, kids suck

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>>38349728
>taking a meaty shit
>finish
>no tp
>the sperg within me wont allow me to ask stall neighbor for some
>wearing flip flops so no socks wipe
>panic and think harder
>use boxers
>get half naked
>wipe ass clean
>flush
>boxers wont go down
>panic
>pull them out and try to throw away
>black kid waiting for stall
>sees me
>slam drawers into trashcan
>miss and plaster them on tiles
>run out without washing
>go to other bathroom and wash hands
>think about killing myself for rest of day
>mfw tyrone was in my classes

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>>38351295
Tbh that's kinda funny nigga

>>38357813
i knew someone in my class that just didn't wipe his ass at all, when that happened to him. but it probably wasn't a "messy shit", still not sure how he got away without anyone noticing a smell.

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>>38351519

I don't know what got to me but I once started walking behind a pigeon grunting and trying to be menacing.

A dude caught me and he was like WTF.

> adderall made me math too much
> had this notion I would go to MIT

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>>38352937

Shit, mate, same thing happened to me. "I don't dance" or "I'm tired". Sometimes I think it would be better if we were all honest.

>>38356190
Lindsey?

Blox

>>38350390
I fel this so hard. We werent even poor, my dad just thought goodwill was the fucking place for school shopping (aka the only shopping for me and my 2 brothers all year) i never even stepped foot in an actual mall or clothing store until i was 17.
>the normie boys making fun of my off brand worn down shoes that i had to duct tape together ;-;

>>38353611

Around when I was 13 I started to play with my dick in class, through my pocket, trying to take it out of my boxers.

Damn hormones.

I got beat up by a 6ft tall black stacy proto-crossfit girl

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>>38350390
>I wore them once and no one noticed but the second time a girl recognized them as her little brother's shorts her parents had donated to GW.

Oh Christ, Anonnette...that's brutal
/feels/

>>38350468

you belong on /r9k/ at least...

>>38350468
idk if you are telling a real story or not, but this is the most based thing I've ever read in my life.
wouldbefriendswith/10

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>>38350468
full throttle autism

>>38351796

Male or female teacher? Male would be better I hope

>>38351902
>>in one story for example people caught me changing my own diaper in the toilets whilst I was saying my mothers name and wearing her nail varnish to pretend she was changing me

Um, I am starting to see why you were bullied, pal

once I recreated the Idubbbz I'm gay meme on the school's dining room while it was 1/2 full

>>38355906

Aren't all girls in 5th grade lolis?

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>>38354362

Seems like you could have told a female teacher, especially a gym teacher, you were on the rag. They share responsibility in your bullying.

> you should have offered to show them since 98.999% of female gym teachers are dykes and they'd have loved to see your puss

>>38354362
Today you learned there are a lot of bitches on 4chan, and not all of them are girls!

Sorry about that story, sounds pretty bad.

>>38354729

Those aren't the words...it's "about the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a..."

>>38352175
That blows really hard. I'm sure it would have happened to me from time to time too, but was too shy to interact in any ways with the girls.

>>38356356

If that's the worst thing to happen to you, you made out fine,

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> had used to mess around with my buddys' dicks like most kids (ages 5, 6, 7 etc) just exploring our bodies
> be in 6th grade
> I didn't know what "1st base, 2nd base" etc meant
> asked a friend
> he told me
> I had never done any of them
> didn't want to sound like such a loser so I said "I've done 3rd base with a guy"
> instantly realize what I just said and immediately imagine the entire school learning this within an hour
> thankfully this friend was a weirdo in many ways even worse than me
> just gave me a weird look

CRISIS AVERTED

>4th grade
>Partners working on computers
>Partner looks up porn and blames me
>Cries in middle of class

>>38357813

Dude, you should have just quietly thrown them in the trash, not tried to flush them.

>>38354362
>mfw every time they predicted, they were right
That sounds hilarious. Too bad it's fake and you're not a fembot.

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>7th grade
>acquaintance asks me who I have a crush on
>being a very naive kid I tell him
>next day
>turns out he told the biggest piece of human garbage (we'll call him T) in the school immediately after
>T being a piece of shit decides to spread it to the entire grade including the girl in question
>everyone harasses me about it constantly to the point I start becoming depressed
>admit to someone I'm depressed
>now it turns to "lmao anon you should kill yourself nobody would even remember you" constantly every day
>deal with that through rest of middle school
>later in 7th grade coerced into asking that girl out by text
>predictably rejected
>now with no information, T decides to start pretending I'm into other girls if they treat me nicely at all so as to ruin that for me
>never even developed feelings for a girl or made a friend ever again and now I'm a KHV neet in his 20s

My biggest regret in life is not killing him while I had the chance

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>live in a small countryside town
>Last year of high school
>the school only has about 120 students so everyone more or less knows each other and any embarrassing shit spreads real fast
>building some sort of a light board thing where LED lights should light up in a fancy order, lighting up my name as I press the button
>have a really fun time building it over the few days
>think about how impressed my dad will be once I show it to him
>talk about it to dad after school every single day
>during some early tests it works fine
>teacher occasionally checks it out and tells me I'm doing good
>for the first time in a long time feel pretty good about myself
>only few days of school left, I get it finished
>time to do a test run
>it doesn't work
>cold_sweat.jpg
>teacher isn't there
>try to figure out whats the issue
>start feeling really bad
>eyes start to tear up a bit
>some young chad comes and says "are you fucking crying?" and then tells his friends that I'm crying and they laugh
>walk out of class with the thing in my hand
>suddenly get really angry and throw the thing on the floor and stomp on it while crying a bit like a little bitch
>the class rep comes and tries to calm me down, but I tell her to fuck off
>teacher comes in the room and tries to calm me down, tell him to go fuck himself too
>teacher writes a note to my dad that I have been a bad boy
>go home really upset
>give dad the note
>he gets really angry and grounds me for two weeks with no vidya or tv

>>38353722
I don't know why, but I had the impulse to tell you that God saved you and protected you from making a horrible mistake in that scenario, and that he loves you.

>>38350495
Should of punched him in the fave

>>38358704
the kids lied, he didn't actually do that.

>>38349728

>get random boners in class
>get stuck with a group presentation- wasn't even part of the group, and they made me do the speaking
>mumbling through it, not even sure what i'm supposed to be talking about
>have raging tent in my pants that i'm trying to hide but failing, whole class is giggling
>suddenly one of the people in the group pantses me, underwear and all
>am standing there with my raging 12 year old boner at full attention, all 5.5 inches of it
>run crying out of the classroom even though my pants are around my ankles
>fall, smash my dick into the floor, face too, busts my nose open, covered in blood and crawling out the door
>kid isn't even punished for it

I think that fall broke my dick, I'm the same size then as I am now. Feels bad man.

>>38357582
They don't think your a weeb anon, they know.

>>38353838
should of owned anon, "Yeah I masturbate! I pretend im fucking you!"

>>38354483
What the fuck is wrong with you, this is bait or you're a massive faggot

>7th grade
>Win admission to a pizza party from a raffle during lunch
>At pizza party
>Don't know anybody there
>Eventually sit down with some guys that were in the same situation as me
>Table is only half full
>Stacies appear and fill in the rest of the table
>They try to make conversation in that annoying mocking way with big grins on their faces
>Awkwardly go with it while trying to eat as fast as possible
>Quickly leave while most likely being laughed at
>Don't enter myself in raffles after that

>Be me
>Be in 10th grade
>Australia so school certificate = easy as fuck year
>Go to catholic school, all guys
>School makes us take dance lesson before year 10 formal
>Have no idea why the fuck we're doing this
>Invite over girls from nearby girls school to take lessons in big school hall
>"Okay everyone pick a partner"
>Seems like everyone but me knows a girl
>Be left out at the end
>No extra girls or guys to dance with
>Think I'm in the clear
>Dance instructor guy tells me to just dance by myself following all the motions and hand gestures
>Literally in a hall with 150 couples dancing with air
>I'm a drummer, so I have great rhythm but no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to do standing
>Everyone sits down
>Dance instructor guy tells me to stand up and do the dance again
>Points out how terrible I am at dancing in front of 300 people
>600 eyeballs staring right at me the whole time
>dancing with air for a solid 5 minutes before the guy tells me to sit down
>Bell rings and we leave, everyone laughing their ass off on the way out

I was one of those lonely kids so I had a few friends and din't really dislike anyone. People never forgot about it, whenever I'd go near anyone they'd just start slowdancing with the air. I didn't even end up going to the fucking dance.

>>38354392
Please leave you are pathetic

>>38351295
Niggers at their finest. Genocide when?

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>>38356908
>people start to comment that i smell bad, despite me not being able to smell anything even when i put my nose in my armpit

i know that feel too well anon

>changing into chef uniform for culinary arts program in HS with other guys
>mention i don't wear deodorant since it's relevant to the conversation
>kids go "wtf" and "ew"
>start telling me i smell and i always have
>can't smell anything myself
>next morning put on deodorant
>changing with guys again
>1 kid mentions that i smell to reference yesterday and that i should buy deodorant
>every other kid agrees
>smell myself, can't smell shit still
>think of plan
>next day don't put on deodorant
>when changing for culinary, i instantly announce that i put on deodorant today
>kids congratulate me and some kid says "no wonder i didn't smell you today"
>other kids agree
>smell myself, can't smell shit

fuck these normie ass faggots, they would always go on about how much they hated gay people despite going to an arts school where 50% of the guys are gay. they tried to get physical with me far more times than any gay boi had. fucking closet fags.

>>38359495
I was just a kid who liked ninjas and didn't (and probably still don't) know how to talk to girls, man. gimme a break

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>be me
>think I'm insane for having to force sympathy and enjoying to cause misery sometimes
>spend freshman year talking about how I'm a psychopath and that I might kill someone if they mess with me
>act really tough and try to intimidate people
>school has me see a counselor and shit
>fast forward to sophomore year
>grew up a little over the summer and realized how autistic I am
>it turned out I just have a small lack of empathy or something
>end up with people thinking I'm crazy/retarded for a few years

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>>38350268
>be me hanging out with Normie friends
>trying to show them a funny image on my phone
>open up photos
>first image that comes up is a mlp character dressed like a slut blowing his own dick
>mfw

>senior in high school
>doing a solo 6 minute presentation in anatomy about Alzheimer's
>about 1 minute in say "Alzheimer's is most prevalent in seniors... um but not high school seniors, senior citizens"
>hear some one whisper "well no shit"
>everyone else hears and laughs
>frantically look to teacher, he's laughing too
>try not to cry in front of class
>continue to emphasize " senior CITIZEN" until the end of presentation

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>>38351902
>poo poo sniper

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Alright nigs here's my autism
>be me, semi normal kid
>just discovering what gets my dick hard
>on the rug being read to one day
>sitting behind qt3.14 black girl
>see the way she is sitting shows the top of her ass crack
>pay attention to nothing else, stare at Ass crack for good half an hour
>finally muster up the courage to touch it
>poke a finger into the top of her ass crack
>she turns around and scrunched her eyebrows
>I just look at her horrified
>she turns around and I guess didn't care
That's the story of how I began to like anal guys.

>>38350390
>girl with a shaven head

Please tell that you grew up to be a truck driver.

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>>38354287
>not realizing the ecksdees were ironic

Do you guys have any succes stories of you succefully BTFOing roasties/chads? I want to read a few to get rid of the feels. Anything goes, hit me with your best shot.

>>38357095
I told a """"friend"""" of mine what happened and they spread it far and wide to the point where when I came back someone I didn't even speak to said to me "so anon how are your testicles?".

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>>38349728
>College English course
>Instructor asks class their example of a horror movie/film
>student in front of me says the green inferno
>autistically think to myself "This guy sure does know his movies, I'll try to one up him"
>give out my example and say cannibal holocaust
>whole class stares at me with faces of confusion
>Instructor lists it down on the board with the other examples
>later on, Instructor gives her example, "faces of the death"
>autistically explain to her that faces of death features fake death scenes in it
>also tell her that I've seen the genuine faces of death movie
>whole class stares at me, again
For real though, I've seen that shit. My in-law showed it to movie a few years ago on dvd on his ps3. It showed a firing squad of some rich couple by some fascist soldiers; Aborted fetuses; An an autopsy video at the end of the movie. I've trying to find ever since and gave looking. That was some fucked up shit. Also from that point onward, I always tell myself to shut the fuck up and don't say anything remotely bizarre.

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>>38354315
Go to him, anon. Go to him and love him.

>>38354362
>what is carrie

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>7th grade
>have the biggest crush on this girl
>write a note to tell her how I feel
>she politely turns me down because she already had a bf
>get treated like shit by all the guys in my class for telling a girl that I liked her
>some girls in said class treated me like some freak of nature because I didn't even know what it meant to check a girl out
>had no friends
>teachers knew what was going on, but never did anything about it
>didn't want to talk to anyone at all and became extremely reserved
>used to fantasize about bringing a gun to school and shooting everyone

It eventually died down, but I think it's a big part of why still to this day I'm very quiet and I have an extremely pessimistic view of people in general.

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>>38360874
Maybe I should, anon, maybe I should...

>>38360847
2edgy4u

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>>38361099
d-do it

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>>38360945
>teachers new what was going on, but never did anything about it
The story of my life anon

>>38360561
What the fuck are you doing with that image dude. You coulda screenshotted it and cropped it nigga. You coulda reverse image searched and yea you can do it on mobile u nog. You could've searched "monopoly man saying boi meme" and that shit probably woulda come up. Oh my fuck this websites gone down the shitter.

>>38360945
>>38359233 here, sounds like we had pretty much the exact same experience. Hope you can get past it some day, I doubt I will since I don't plan to live out the month

>>38359275
I think your autistic anon

>>38352937
In my own experience, ever since I started lifting and dressing better, carrying myself more confindently and simply not caring anymore, I've gotten a lot more attention from girls. Somehow, I managed to get a girlfriend. Sometimes you just have to force yourself to do shit you don't like doing.

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>Okay now everyone go around the circle and say one interesting thing about yourself
> watch it going around the circle rehearsing what to say in my head
>ill just say I like biking, easy enough and not autistic
>as its coming to me the girl right before me ends up saying she "races mountain bikes"
>i panic for some reason and end up saying "I r-race mountain bikes too"
>mfw she ended up asking me where I race

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>>38350468
peak autismo

>>38350468
what did you expect would've happened?

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>>38349728
>i made a joke about a school shooting and got btfo by a teacher
>the teacher called the security guard (ghetto school)
>i only got suspended for the rest of the day but my family will never let me live that down

>>38352454
>mini stacies

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>>38349728
>age 7
>2nd grade, just figured out that you could get out of school by being sick
>figured out you could get out by being a clever little shit and lying
>be in class, pretend of have a stomachache, and get sent to the nurse's office
>drop the stomachache act and think of the most serious illness known to man
>call my mom
>think back to those episodes of cartoons where people forget stuff and where they are
>i was 7 and didnt know the word amnesia
>my mom asks what's wrong
>say "I lost my time senses."

to my surprise, it didn't work.

>>38353611
I jacked off through my pants and came into a tissue during a math class in 7th grade once. No one noticed.

>>38361833
I used to get out of school by saying I felt ill and whilst they were prepping to check my temperature I would put loads of pressure on my face to make it warm up and it would trick the device every time, I think I must be a genius, or at least then I was, I figured this out myself too at 5 years old.

>>38354458
everyone probably thought you were gay.

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>>38349728
>be me
>9 years old; 4th grade
>field trip to the Redbirds Stadium for a baseball game in April (Memphis, TN)
>dad pays for the trip and i go with pals
>before the game starts, the spongebob squarepants theme song was playing to celebrate the release of the 2004 movie
>jumbotron is relaying camera footage of several people
>fat black kid named shane was doing a bootleg truffle shuffle for about 5 seconds for his screentime
>around the end of theme i show up dead center
>"oh shit anon, this is your time to shine, don't fuck this up" i think to myself
>stand up and give the jumbotron the double bird
>people stop moving and yelling and look at the camera
>people nearby start looking at me amd giving me the look
>MFW i just realized what i did
>MFW i was about to get called the double redbird
>old lady counselor drags me out of my seat and gives me the talk of a lifetime

I cried like a bitch about it, but at least I could still watch the game from a TV monitor outside the field.

>>38350770
Did she get in trouble? Sorry to hear what haened

>>38350845
You never know. People often gain some empathy when they grow up. I wasn't a bully, but I was a self-righteous, overly self-assured (i.e. my way is the right way because it is) prick in junior high. Over time I just became more caring, and stopped venting all of my frustrations out on people who irritated me.

Now those are the memories that I get to look back on in intense shame and embarrassment.

>>38351295
Sorry, but that's funny. Did they just punch you once?

>>38351796
>Plasdick
HAHA, holy fuck anon. Thanks for giving me a laugh

>>38355092
how fucking fat were you

>>38354125
It was her fault for having it open anyway,fuck her.
>tfw you told an asian qt that you would scoop her eyes out for some reason sophmore year
y

I am not even sure how to greentext this story properly or that it will even make sense in the end
>be me in 9th grade
>chadbro is my best friend
>chadbro has hot gf (the girl I liked back then).. we'll call her D
>friday night we're watching a football game on the bleachers
>I take a sneakpic of some hottie from our class
>D notices phone over my shoulder and announces pics to everyone
>"ANON WHY DO YOU HAVE PICS OF STACY ON YOUR PHONE?! ARE YOU GOING TO LIKE JACK OFF TO THOSE LATER"
>a lot of people heard this but it wasn't the worst thing ever
>still embarrassing
>later that night at the game D asks me to hold her stuff
>I take D's phone into the bathroom and look for sexy pics
>score I found some pics of her acting silly/slutty in her panties
>send pics to my phone and then delete the messages
>fast forward a week or more
>I am on myspace (cool as shit back then) and I upload a pic of D and stick it on the profile
>I distorted the pic a bunch and it was really small so I thought that nobody might see it
>Soon after get calls from chadbro and D asking me wtf?
>delete pic and make lame excuses
>somehow everyone just forgets

anyways that's a pretty humiliating story now that I think back on it. definitely one of the cringier things I ever did

>>38359233
Sorry that happened anon, why did everyone care so much?

>>38359465
Kek, also; how were you 5.5 inches in 6th grade? I'm only 4.5 at 23

>>38359658
>They try to make conversation in that annoying mocking way with big grins on their faces
Are you saying they were being mean on purpose or they were just trying to be nice so they could feel good about themselves?

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>be me
>sent to dentist along with Tyrone, anon and Lacey
>me and Tyrone are bros and always screw with anon
>he lets up on his iPod to play games while he's in the chair
Lightbulb.jpeg
>me and Tyrone tell all the girls in school that anon has their normiebook pfp's in his porn folder
>lulz ensue

if you've ever heard a story about a guy in highschool who longplayed FFVII, named tifa after his friendzone crush, and liveblogged it all on facebook that was me

i was in the psych ward and on meds for a year and a half but doing much better now, in fact entirely recovered from mental issues. i haven't talked to her in four years lel

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>>38360182
Jesus same, I was the kid who just because he got annoyed easily said he had "dark thoughts" about annoying people. I literally fucking ASKED for a counselor

>>38362270
Why would you post it on your profile?

>>38354231
Similar experience
>first grade
>test day
>class is dead silent because of the test
>have to fart
>hope it will be quiet
>plastic chairs
>nope
>rip huge one
>freeze, then pretend nothing happened
>older student proctor a few grades up walks by and whispers, "Nice!" into my ear
>end my life

Come to think of it, I did a lot of stupid shit in first grade. Like when I was in time out on the fence with my friends, and we just started punching each other in the dick. We got sent to the principal for that one.

>>38354483
It's not true love if you didn't even give a fuck about her lmao.

The term 'love' is just thrown around these days and it makes me sad. Hot girl /=/ love.

Like seriously, "once in a young love lifetime opportunity". Obviously fucking not otherwise you would have felt something for her. Even a small flutter of the heart/stomach in a "oh boy shes cute" anxiety way. However, you, *literally* not giving a single fuck is clearly indicative of you not loving her which means it most certainly was not a "once in a young love lifetime opportunity".

>>38360561
Fuck, you are so lucky she didn't tell; you'd have been FUCKED. Still alpha of you.

>>38355857
hell yeah, that's so cool

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>>38349728
Not really embarrassing but peculiar
>be young af
>like 1st grade maybe
>outside during lunch
>kids hanging out at metal fence
>walk to fence
>see they're sticking their dicks through the holes in the fence and pissing
>ask me if i wanna try it
>i forgot if i said yes or no
>i'd say now if i was me now
>but in retrospect, young me was dumb
>tfw i might've shared pissing holes with other kids

>>38362441
basic retardation I guess? maybe I wanted to spite my chadbro friend? like I said it was really tiny like 100pixels and the colors were all fucked up inverted and stuff I didn't think anyone would recognize what it was

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>>38349728
>be known as that kid that drew soldiers and shit
>suddenly become interested in anime
>drew a cute anime girl in a dress and thought nothing of it
>after school, one of my friends comes up to me
>Hey anon the teacher has your drawing of some anime chick.
>I don't know what you're talking about.
>mfw I knew exactly what he was talking about
>fuck fuck I left my notebook in the classroom
>go back and peek my head across the doorframe
>the classroom is filled with girls studying, no teacher
>see my notebook on the teacher's desk
>quietly enter the classroom and take it
>as I turn around a girl stops me
>I colored your pretty picture for you, anon.
>she flips to the anime drawing
>it's covered in highlighter ink
>t-thanks
>take the notebook and run out of the room at the speed of spaghetti

>Be 1st grader
>Fucking hate school I want my mom
>Decide to go home sick
>Raise hand in class
>Yes anon?
>Can I go to the office I have diarrhea
>Don't realize I could have just walked up to her in private or just said I was feeling sick
Fuck my life, I was an autist then and an autist now

I let one of my friends use my ipod touch on the bus and he found that I had episodes of my little pony on there
I tried to act confident like it was no big deal and it worked until they opened one up and it started playing in the middle of the winter wrap up song where all the ponies were dancing around

>>38362557
At least she thought it was pretty, right??

>>38361430
Don't give up, anon. I mean this both sincerely and originally.

>>38353890
Yeah, kids in general are horrible. Sorry to hear that, I don't really know why these things about being abused by someone you love hits me so hard, but they do.

>>38354362
>have to run when i hit the ball, paper falls from my shorts, other girls are openly disgusted and laughing
Holy shit. Sorry to hear that, sounds really awful.

>>38362603
Serves you right you degenerate freak

kill yourself

>>38362341
No fucking clue, I guess because kids are shit and quickly latch on when there's an easy victim
>>38362718
too late for that anon

Not my story but I witnessed someone else's autism

>college game dev club
>I'm supposed to be working on art assets with this one black dude
>I'm finished with my shit so I scoot my chair over to his computer to see what he's working on
>art lead comes over at the same time to talk to us
>black dude goes to his google docs to show us what he was working on
>misclicks and suddenly rows and rows of overwatch porn populate the screen
>he makes an audible yelp and literally throws his hands into the air
>art lead looks away like he didn't see anything and I just facepalm
>we both pretend like nothing happened but this guy can't stop dropping his spaghetti
>every minute after that he keeps bringing up what just happened
>eventually the girls in the club hear about it and word spreads
>get so embarrassed for him I end up quitting the club

>>38349728
I went to school in my piyamas once

>>38361614
Please describe in detail how it happened.

How did you meet her? Where did you go? I'm still doing all that self improvement shit but nothing changes the fact that I live a sedentary lifestyle and my social interaction is incredibly limited.

>>38349728
I never really payed attention and would get lost easily.

I got lost going to my next class once. So I followed a group of stacys from my class thinking they'd lead me there.

They spotted me and thought I was stalking them, and began to giggle. Whatever, can't unspill the spaghetti, may as well continue to follow them.

Turns out they were cutting class and went to the staircase. I follow them and I walk into a couple banging right on the stairs as stacys talk to chads. I just fastwalk past them as they laugh at me and wonder around the school thinking what my next class.

Ofcourse rumor was that I was a rapey perv and those same girls would make fun of me for the whole year.

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>edgelord teenage years
>accidentally let slip I fancy girl in my german class
>ass hole bully finds out, let's call him N
>I am a computer nerd (not that common back then)
>tells everyone I was going about saying I was going "to have her by any means necessary"
>starts rumor I was looking up date rape drug recipes on the internet
>panic and sperg
>have only conversation with that girl I will ever have
>turn around in German class when teacher leaves the room
>"hey, please don't listen to the stupid rumors N is spreading, I have no intention of raping you"
>"okaaaaay....anon" her friends stare at me in utter shock
>he'd lied and told me he told her
>N is in same class and heard the whole exchange and can barely contain his laughter.

I still cringe thinking about it.

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>>38355696
>molested fish and sacraficed dogs
fucking kek

>>38359233
Never. Never. Never open to others. Not when your persona is on the line.

Something like this happened to me and aswell.

And they are surprised when I'm distant and trust issues ridden.

>First grade, thought lesson being taught was super important about erosion.
>So i just pee myself at my desk

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This first one is from kindergarten

>be a 6-yo man-/boylet
>two qt grills want to play home with me
>oh i guess i get to be the husband
>oh no anon, Jenny is the husband, you're the doggo!
>lie down on wet autumn leaves behind a tree trunk (my house) and they take me for walks

Checked them on kikebook, one's a trophy wife for a millionaire and the other is a WT cashier. I, of course, am a NEET. There's a second pretty juicy one, not from school, but anyway.

>suffer psychosis
>summer, be fresh outta nut house
>friends want to come over to my place to congatulate me for getting better
>I of course make the mandatory preparations for hosting guests as in getting fucking smashed on booze and pills
>they arrive, I manage to keep up appearances for some time
>in the end, stand up, mutter something inaudible, fall on the floor like a dead log and start vomiting
>friends call ambulance
>I vaguely note the paramedics checking my vitals and then helping me to bed
>pass out for hours, wake up and friends are gone

Lesson learned; don't fucking mix pills and booze. There's another pilldrunk story too if someone wants to hear.

>>38364054
I originally want to hear more stories

>>38349728
I had to wear diapers during the day up until the 7th grade so pretty much every day was awful.

>3rd grade
>Older brother changed me at school because my parents thought I was retarded
>My teacher let him change me in the classroom during recess/lunch/etc
>Go in during recess one day and lay my head down on bean bag
>Brother undresses me
>Tosses diaper in trash
"Oh I forgot to get you a new one anon."
>He goes to to the coat "room" to grab one
>Casually playing with dick while I wait
>Suddenly hear door open
>Five 5th/6th grade girls enter
>Make awkward eye contact and they leave
>Brother comes back and asked who came in
>Tell him it was nobody
>Avoid kids in older grades ever since

dunno what they were doing but they got an eyeful of my dick. I wonder if it was awkward for them too.

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>8th grade
>black belt in taekwondo
>cringy as fuck about it
>always showing my moves
>knocked a kid out who was half my size with a kick to the head so think i'm top shit
>everyones playing bodyshots at lunch
>one of the wrestling guys says he'd fight me for fun and beat me
>he knew he was setting my ass up but i was dumbfounded
>fight starts and i'm really confident, open up with a roundhouse kick towards the head
>he instantly grabs my leg and tackles me to the ground because he actually knew what he was doing
>groundpounding me for 20 solid seconds
>go home in tears
>see memes and videos me getting fucked up on facebook
>never go back to school and throw tantrums until mom switches me out
>thememesgetworse.jpg

>>38364054
I used to do this with some neighborhood girls who were 2-3 years older. They made me go nude and piss like a dog, spanking me if I didn't.

No wonder I became a robot. .

>>38360182
This. But I told my fruends I was lusting after younger boys. I was in 8th to 10th grade. We would ride the bus past a preschool and I'd make little audible moaning noises. The bus driver called me disgusting and the seniors would go silent. Even the black ones. I would always defend myself by saying it wasn't gay. It came to a head near the end of 10th grade. Some roastie
decided to sit up front and since it was time for "The Anon Show" I was spouting those dumb remarks. Apparently she told the principle and I got sent to the counselor the next day. We talked and he made me promise to come see him at least once a week for the last 12 weeks. I never did I thought I was joking at the time but now I have a gay shota and experimentation fetish.I still don't think it's gay though.
>>38350268
>>38360248
These. But it was of the british pony presenting himself. And the dragon giving a footjob. And other foalcon like that. I played it like I had no idea where it came from. I think it worked. But it probably didn't.

>>38364137
>see memes and videos me getting fucked up on facebook
You have to link this for us. You just have to.

>>38350468
That was pretty autistic.

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>>38364116

Well here goes

>same summer, fresh outta nut house
>share a flat with friend
>(kinda irrelevant, but flatmate friend told me I was the only one he could think about sharing a flat because I never party ;_;)
>well party rock is in the house tonight and I wouldn't be seen dead being a debbie downer, so booze and benzos it is
>drool my friends gf's breasts during the foreparty, they won't take me to the club anymore cuz too wasted, too asshole and can't find my shoes
>fuck shoes, fuck friends, I'm gonna trash the club with my suave tonight
>run a mile without shoes in an October rain to the club, somehow get in
>drink more and end up dragging down a curtain when I pass out on the dance floor probably after some really awkward dance moves
>the police takes me to the drunk tank
>wake up, cops tell me they won't charge me for anything, but I have to reconcile with the club owner to have the curtain fixed
>walk a mile to our flat (again with no shoes of course)

>>38354458
Stacys love that shit you're probably a cute boy with some sorta odd humor. Or remotely attractive in some form if you were some fat neckbeard doing that they would have laughed. Stacys were shocked when I knew the lyrics to most Aqua songs and even befriended me.

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I'm in college now. 21 this September. I have absolutely no friends. I can name 2 pity friends. None of them are interested in what I do because both of them know that all I do is play League of Legends all day. Nothing interesting goes on in my life except for League.

My mom is starting to notice that I don't have friends. I tell her everything's fine but having no friend hurts my chest. It sucks being 20, virgin, khv, and friendless.

Sorry if this is the wrong thread to vent. So here's my contribution.

>be autistic little faggot in sophomore year in high school
>literally the only kid to struggle in school consistently, the ones who did struggle like me were either expelled or dropouts
>anyways I had to take summer classes again
>I scored highest in an exam with an 86%
>was really proud of this that the I told a "friend" that was way smarter than me because he was consistently in the honors class
>"that's great man" he tells me
>the look on his face as he told me that was something i will never forget. It was the look of pity, disgust, and genuine cringe.
>I realized that getting an 86% in a summer class was nothing to be proud of especially since it was especially mediocre.

You will never know how it feels to know how stupid you are /r9k/. It sucks that you can never even reach your peers intelligence level in your lifetime. You fags care about chad and women but you will never know how it feels to be a genuine brainlet.

I might end my life tonight.

>>38364395
Are you at least good at LoL?

>>38364554
plat 5. not even good after 3 years.

>>38359549
>>38362475
Upon retrospect.

>>38364395
But you said your friend was in honors classes. Doesn't that make him above average gpa-wise? I mean getting an 86% isn't much to gloat about in a summerschool class but at least this shows you have an average intelligence when learning at your own pace.

>5th or 4th
>have a crush on this girl, we'll call her Diane
>one day on the playground, get the balls to ask her out
>realise I don't know how to do this
>think back to movies I've seen
>idea
>pick flowers that are in the nearby field
My school had a policy against bringing flowers indoors, this is where it gets embarrasing
>bright idea to hide the flowers in my underwear
>do this 20 mins before we go back inside
>bell rings, we go in
>initiateplan.png
>approach Diane, she's with her friends
>stand in front of her and dig out flowers
>ask her to marry me
>get laughed at

I want to die everytime I think about this. I was fucking stupid.