I just saw a man with blue hair on the subway. What do?

>>38347932
stick your pee pee up his boipucci

>what do?
what you do is stop blogposting
thanks

>>38347932
If you want to do something, unironically compliment him on his hair.

Ask him for his tumblr, get that mutual, stalk his blog for days on end until you get a gauge of his personality and interests, then "accidentally" run into him at his local starbucks, where you just happen to be listening to his favorite halsey song.

Get to talking. Arrange to go to the next 1975/melanie martinez/whatever "arty" faggot shit is in town next and then after the show fuck him till he bleeds.

Hope this helps.

go to any alt-fashion for teens website. You will see a lot worse.

>>38347932
keep calm and carry on

>>38347932
Was he a jrpg protag?