JUST FUCK MY SHIT U-

>>38345712
Go on, OP
ORIGINAL PLOX GO ON

Go on, I hope this isn't the end, you autistm

>>38345712
>Long story short, She, her friend and this other guy I was kinda friends with in High school come over 2 hours late at almost 12AM
>My mom greets them and she's trying to watch us but I convince her to fuck off and that we'll be fine
>I've always beem responsible and my parents literally beg me to go out and be social/have sex so she goes to bed
>I pop out two big bottles of liquor, cheap shit, UV blue and Raspberry vodka and we walk to the recess area at an elementary near my school me and my friend typically go to at night to hang out
>My crush is weird, talking about aliens and shit and how she's on ramadan.I'm teasing her about calling me hot and she's denying it. Btw She's middle eastern, Muslim but doesn't wear a veil
>I just think that's hot/cool
>Arrive at park, get drunk as shit as we pass the bottles around and make small talk around a playground table
>Me and my crush are flirting.I'm drunkenly staring at her getting hard as a rock and thinking about how I wanna fuck her, She's staring back
At this moment, I knew I was going to lose my virginity
>We decide to go back to my house, we're all done drinking
Now, I was a fucking monster, I drank very strong every night, I'm drunk as fuck but I know how to handle my liquor
>Crush talking about dying from asthma as we walk back and how if she is a ghost, she's going to watch me shower which sounds creepy in hindsight
>We get back,Girls do their girl shit/piss while guys hang out for a bit Put on some movie and I'm on my basement couch with crush, Her friend is on the other couch with the dude she brought, My friend is sitting alone kek
>Fucking around, Crush puts her legs on me, We're whispering and flirting. Eventually she says "We should be quiet or go somewhere where we can talk"
>Ok, I'm definitely getting laid
>Take her to my room
>I open the door and my room is a fucking mess, half eaten food,Cups, plates fucking everywhere. Piss cups, Old liquids rotting in open containers
Cont next

>>38345712
>>38346095
You posted this before, didn't you? I remember seeing this somewhere.

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>>38346116
Yes, I wrote 3000 words at 3AM and nobody replied. Fuck all that effort for nothing

I'm on the edge here anon go on, did she get turned on by the physical manifestation of your shut in neetdom?

THE SUSPENSE!!!!

You hade been muted for 2 seconds

>>38346275
>>38346095
>WWE IS PLAYING ON MY FUCKING TV
>Some how, She doesn't notice or doesn't care
>Laying in my cum stained bed talking, I grab her huge cow tits like a fucking robot but she's doing the whole "Stop stop, I'm not having sex with you, You do this with every girl, etc" routine that girls do to rationalize being sluts
>Eventually I stop and we just cuddle for a minute or two, My head is in her tits, So I'm happy
>Suddenly she gets on top of me like she had been fucking possessed and kisses me, Slips tongue
>Starts taking her top off, Monster tits flop out and I'm smiling like a fucking retard
>Shoves her tits in my face and I suck them
>I'm rubbing her clit through her shorts and my dick is begging to be let loose, It's dripping cum and rock hard, She's moaning loud as fuck
>Just as suddenly as it starts, she tells me to stop and puts her clothes on but takes forever because I'm still rubbing her clit
>She gets all pissy and they all leave quick as fuck, I'm drunk in the street begging her to kiss me goodbye because I was drunk,retarded and this was my first time really even talking to a girl
>She leaves but we spend all night texting and calling each other , My friend is there with me and basically babysitting me because I'm drunk, pissed and confused
>Crush was apparently on her period, hadn't shaved and as I come to find out, had a fucking BOYFRIEND in college
Side not but my Crush's friend got ate out on my couch by the other dude and my film fucking filmed it secretly, I still have the video, The moans are hilarious. When they left, that girl was so drunk that she had to be carried to the car, she was out cold. Dude was pissed she fell asleep before he could fuck. Both of us blueballed as fuck
>In conclusion, I'm trying to take her on a date for almost 2 months despite every one telling me she was crazy and to leave her alone. She finally goes out with me, was a good date, had plans for #2 but she ghosts me
(Continued in closing post)
Original

>>38346339
I have this all in a notepad file but I want to add something I remember quite vividly from this
My headboard had this cup with half eated chicken wings in it that was at least a few weeks old, I like to think she was on top of me and saw that and lost her desire to fuck me

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>inb4 arranged marriage and Ahmed turns up to beat fuck out of anon.

>>38346398
She has no brothers and her Dad died a few years back sadly.
She tried to use that to guilt me once, Told her off

Finish homo if it's already written

>>38346339
In closing, I was fucked up for months, Drank even heavier. Turned from being one of those sensitive guys who wants a girlfriend and felt >tfw no gf feels to wanting to just fuck sloots and bust nuts. Couple months later I was drunk, Texted her I loved her and that she fucked me up in the middle of the night.

When I wake up, I see I got a reply, I never read it, I deleted her number and all the messages. I still have screencaps of some of my texts back when I still texted her because I sent them to my friend for advice.
Haven't talked to her since, no clue what she's doing over a year later. I should che ck her twitter out right now. I'm way over it although I still think back on my first kiss/that whole experience as a defining moment and just remembering how good it felt

Incoming. Part 2. The Sexual ASSault of Anon

>>38346657
Forgot how hot she was wow.
Any way, Story #2 I will make it shorter, Sorry
>About 4-5 months after first story, I'm about to move cross country and I'm invited to hangwith same friend from story 1, I'll call him Dee for convenience, at his brother's house who I will call Jay and this chick who was 16 (Legal in the state I was in Thus I will call her Lee) that I did not know
>Jay is a weed dealer and as previously mentioned, he buys me booze. He's cool but a bit weird,was 3 years older than us, fucks underage girls and just generally kinda scummy
>I don't wanna hang out, It's 9AM and I was up until 6AM drunk but Jay is pretty cool and I wanted to buy booze/weed from him
>I text the girl my address and tell her pick me up, I have a car but I'd rather not waste my gas
>She gets there and I recognize her. She's the town whore.typical whore,daddy issues, disgusting hygiene, cuts herself, Only time I've met her is when I was picking Dee up and she was at Jay's house throwing shit and got my new pants a nice big red stain
>Drive is awkward, bitch disgusts me
>We arrive, Lee shows every one her sex tapes she has from when she was 12-16. Jay and Dee are enjoying it, It's making me sick and I'm just thinking how these are all child porn and how much of a gross slut she is
>She won't shut up about her sluttiness, gangbangs, foot job, all that shit
Let me preface this by saying Jay can be autistic and kind of a dick, my friend's family is weird
>We all walk to corner store to get food, It's noon and hot, Only later did I realize what a mistake this is
>We get back, Jay likes to mix drinks and I'm a borderline 18 year old alchoholic, I'm the only one getting drunk
>We all watch some awful shitty movie, don't remember a second of what it was, Lee took all her clothes off except panties because she's a whore and most likely wanted a foursome
>Friend says I'm moving and also a virgin
>Jay and Dee have to shit so they leave
CONT
Just posted this on /fit/ but fuck it

>>38346755
give me that twitter link boi

Think I drank too much coffee and the cough syrup I drank a week ago really fucked my stomach up. I'll be back in a bit to finish lads.

>>38346853
Don't do it OP, Don't listen to him
Originalyy

>>38346984
fuck off roastie/whiteknight

>>38346755
Plox read, This is my life's work
>Talking to Lee, Still drinking
>She has yellow and orange shit all on her teeth, B cup tits, Blonde hair, blue eyes, Decent ass
>Anon, you're really a virgin? You're low key cute, Not that I want to fuck you or any thing teehee
>Yeah, whatever bitch
>Jay and Dee come back and egg Lee on to fuck me who is on the couch with me while they are on the floor
>I lie and say I've never touched tits and she happily practically forces me to grab her tits even though I tell her to stop and that I'm not touching them
>She gets on top of me and now I'm just playing with her tits with one hand and drinking with the other like a fucking mong while she watches tv
>I comment on how her nipples are hard
BIG MISTAKE
>She starts fucking twerking and giving me a lap dance, I can smell her fucking rank asshole, smells like shit, I'm not enjoying this at all
Keep in mind the walk to the corner store in hot ass weather, she never freshened up
>I'm soft as a tit
>Jay and Dee encouraging her to fuck me
>She tells me she has a birth control chip in her arm but she gets a condom from her car any way
>Jay is a dick, won't let us use the bed or go anywhere else so she climbs on top of me and puts pillows around us
>I'm practically falling asleep, I hadn't slept, was extremely drunk and Lee kept giving me more booze, constantly had a cup of booze in my hand while she gave me a lap dance
>She takes panties off and sticks hand dowb my pants,touches my soft dick, tries to get me hard
>Not happening
>We go into a closet after me begging Jay to let us fuck in there to get away from jay and dee
>Dick still soft in closet, I finger her a little bit, she's dry as fuck and tells me to stop after like two seconds.
>Been almost an hour of her trying to get me hard and it's not happening
Continued

keep them coming, i'm upset and living vicariously through someone else is helping

>>38347324
Why are you upset anon? Op here, let me help :)

>>38346136
The Story was shitty and boring as fuck learn to write

>>38347372
Wrong, virgin detected
Robot, original, original

>tfw underage sluts are your biggest fetish
>tfw it's too late now

end me

>We go back to Jay and Dee, I'm drunk and embarassed
>She falls asleep with Jay on the couch while naked, Later said his hard dick was pressing on her back and she was close to fucking him
>I just want to go home but I'm drunk and Lee is the one who gave me a ride
>after 4 hours of Hell, she takes me and Dee to the park by my house mentioned in Story 1 and she leaves. Wasn't too awkward a drive because I just played it off that I was too drunk to get hard, looking back, She was just nasty as fuck

In conclusion, I never saw or spoke to the chick again and have nothing but disgust for her and that whole episode.
Later that night, she went to a party with Dee that I refused to go to. She got drunk, went around begging for some one to fuck her, threatening to suicide and telling every one I had a tiny dick.
Luckily, every one hates her and basically ignored her and knew she was just bitter and feeling like shit since I didn't get hard for her and this was apparently the only time that happened to her.
I'm more embarassed people knew that I almost hooked up with her than her lies. I mean, of course my dick was small. It was trying to shrivel into my body to get away from your nasty cunt
I kept the condom tho and jerked into it a few months later

>>38346095
>middle eastern
>Muslim

There is your first mistake

>>38347615
Arabs are hot as fuck dude. Why not?

The normie invasion is real. Fuck op you faggot

>>38347778
Having a good summer, kiddo?

Op, please help how do i get gf.please share your wisdom

>>38348061
idk man, I'm a virgin shut in. I just got lucky with genetics and weight loss

interested/ i will be monitoring this thread if you have to say anything more

>>38348422
I can post the bonus story I wrote, It's not nearly as interesting

Bonus Story #3 and my last time with a girl
>In my drunk phase, I had twitter and snapchat and my twitter was known as having drunken rants and with me being brutally honest about my thoughts and me acting like I was outgoing when in reality, I was a shutin and smoked a lotta weed and drank while waiting to move
>supposed to save 200$ from my job to have for the move
>burn it on weed and booze, had to get fucked up every night, parents didn't know, I was functional, only got fucked up at night/all night. Always alone.
>No money, no booze or weed
>Girls would see my twitter and add me on snapchat
>One of these girls who I had never talked to and was year younger than me, I'll call her Gee, sends snap saying "hey :)"at 12am
>She's a chubby stoner girl who's into make up, she's alright looking, would be really hot if skinny
>Whatever, I ask if she wants to come over and to bring weed
>She agrees and gives me her number, I'm going to pick her up
>I'm nervous as fuck so I text a friend from high school to come over too, He's an african muslim, weird but hilarious, Will call him John
>He drives over to my house, some how memorized how to get thete despite only being there once two years before this
>He drives me to go pick up Gee
>She sneaks out, We go to my house
>John is trying to fuck Gee and I'm trying to help, he's a goofy african though. If you'e seen any teen movie, He was basically the virgin guy who thinks he can pick up any girl with weird props and cheesy lines.
>I have this big exercise ball in my basement, he keeps throwing it at her and teasing her
>It ain't happening so he leaves and me and Gee smoke
>We talk about sex, She talks about her tits being huge and giving her back pain
>I take her home after an hour, not getting the hint at all, Didn't want to come onto her since she was basically stranded at my house since I drove her, didn't want to be creepy
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>>38348446
Just wondering how you fuck this one up, you autismo

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>>38348446
>Month later I'm 3 days from moving
>I hang out with Dee/my friend in story 1/2 at this night party at a park, I knew almost every one as at least an aquaintance
>just about 10 people I all knew fuckimg around at 10pm or so, No drugs/alchohol. One of the only times I ever felt accepted
>I call up Gee and pick her up and take her to the party, I tell her to bring weed and we'll smoke after the party alone
>Party over, we smoke in my basement
>I bring up this dude that she blew who I texted with because we both liked Gundam and he was pretty cool
>He had told me that she sucked his nuts dry, awesome blowjob
>She coaxes me into saying he told me about her blowjob skills
>Haha, yeah, I did blow him but He never fucked me, Be was kinds gross and he like stalks me now, I do give really awesome blowjobs though
At the time, I did not realize how big a fucking flag this was that she wanted my cock in her mouth, I was getting a boner though
>Nothing happens, I take her home, last time I see her
She texted me occasionally after I moved cross country asking how I was and that she missed me.
Eventually she texted me when I was high/horny and feeling bold so I basically steered the convo into me saying I was sorry for using her weed
>Would have been nice but I would have rather gotten your dick
I'm diamonds just thinking about it, she wasn't a whore like Gee in #2 but she was a freak

Any way, You can guess how that conversation went, We basically confessed how bad we wanted to fuck each other, sexted what we would do, exchanged nudes, all that shit.
She called me Daddy and really brought out a dominant side in me when I was usually pretty sexually submissive
We did this for a few weeks then I stopped talking to her because I was just frustrated I never got to fuck the shit out of her and I told her thatconstantly
Getting hard thinking about her right now lyl.

FIN.
spent hours writing a book thatnobody will read.Since moving,I've beenNEET shutin. See ya round Robotss

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>>38348739
Wooow anon, at least you got something out of it I guess. Must feel like quite a regret?

>>38348739
Thanks for the storoes anon, I appreciate it fun read

>>38349235
I feel I missed out but I also feel I made the right choice. She had a boyfriend and I knew this because they were always lovey dovey on social media. Pretty sure she didn't think I knew

Why are you even here OP. You don't seem like a robot m8

>>38349450
I am a shut in.
Mite b a cyborg

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Why do,you hang out with whores OP? Actually never mind. What country did this take place in? Statistically I assume U.S?

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>>38349760
Yes. USA
I love drugs and whores go with drugs well.
Also, Don't give a shit how pure a girl is unless she's a total skank like the girl from my second story, I'm not looking for a GF, GF's are for faggots, I'm young, I just want my dick licked

>>38349874
This is the way to live. Too many Robots aspire to be total fucking faggots and cry over women

>>38348739
Fucking kek, what the fuck are you doing anon, you god damn autistic faggot

>>38348739
This reminded me of one of my regrets op.

> be me 34
> hanging out with girl I like at a club
> huge tits
> first time hanging out with her after seeing her at a school reunion and catching up
> i try to pull some moves but conclude she's not interested
> try to kiss her anyway, i dont think she even noticed, too subtle, too beta
> give up
> pretty mad desu senpai, topkek now in hindsight
> about to leave, she asks me for a ride home
> i dont wanna, why even ask me, u dont even live en route
> give her ride anyway because fuck it
> great convo in car, she's touching my leg while i drive and shit
> too angry about her not playing along at the club to even notice
> arrive at her place, she hugs me and leaves
> turns around " do you wanna come up for tea? "
> im still mad about striking out at the club
> without even thinking about it i honestly answer " i dont like tea " and drive away
> realization hits me the next day

>>38351196
Kek mate. It can be a bit hard to realize when you're in the moment, It's all funny in hind sight