Boredom

go for a walk in the park

>>38345112
Find suitable clay in your lands, then dig a large hole. Fill hole with water, then pile up some clay to make some islands. Get twigs and construct a mini fishing settlement with docks and twig boats. Find some small lizard or bug, catch it, then burn it on a stake in your new village, harvesting its soul as a sacrifice for its prosperity. Do this ~40 times and dig mini mass graves. Bulldoze your fishing village surrounding the hole and pile with dirt. ~1-2 years later dig up your ruins and skeletons and reflect upon the destroyed world you helped create. Begin process of rebuilding it, rinse and repeat.
>tl;dr my childhood in a nutshell

>>38345112
jack off to normal, non-weird porn, take a shower making sure to wash very well, go outside and go to the local bar, order a rum and coke and sit down alone. If trips take your dick out in the bar

>>38345112
Go to a grocery store, and pick up some Energizer ultimate lithium batteries. Using pliers, peel off the metal (zinc?) casing starting from the top. Begin unrolling the central core of foul smelling electrodes until you reach a rolled strip of lithium metal. Act quickly, as the Lithium tarnishes. Place lithium in airtight container with water, it will soon begin its violent decomposition to hydrogen gas. Place lizard in water\hydogen chamber for maximum enjoyment with a lit match. Alternatively, just burn the lithium itself and it will produce a mild explosion akin to a small firecracker package.

>>38345112
Watch the entire JoJos bizarre adventures series

>>38345112
Go outside and eat ice.

>>38345112
Go for a walk on a trail.