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General greentext thread 2017-07-13 12:24:06 Post No. 38343084
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General greentext thread Anonymous 2017-07-13 12:24:06 Post No. 38343084 [Report]

Don't say any general greentext's, so I'll start one with my recent experience

>too young to buy alcohol but still grown ass man
>fall for normie meme of drinking extract
>buy orange extract off amazon, hear it has hella alcohol content(79%)
>spend next two days calculating exact amount of teaspoons of extract to reach optimal BAC
>have a drink sitting in fridge waiting for the extract to be mixed into it
>it arrives
>pour it into my drink
>the shit turns from darkish red to milky pink
>sip
>not that bad
>sip
>wow this is ass
>dump drink
>try taking shot like big boy
>instantly projectile vomit it out
>literally feel like my face is stretching to accomadate all the vomit leaving my body
>the edges of the blast reaches the wall, evenmy face is basically in toilet
>cookiecrispbullets.jpg
and thats how i lost all trust in normies

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