Ok robots I made a move. A girl is coming over to mine and I'm

>>38338571
slap her in the face with your dick as soon as she walks in

>>38338571
Also I should note I have not initiated
>physical contact
>confession that i like her

>>38338571
make it something fun and easy to make, but not low-effort like mac and cheese

she's coming to your house for a fucking dinner date, it'd be pretty hard to fuck that up honestly

I'm making spaghetti....Oh fuck.

>>38338676
include something with the spaghetti, like garlic bread or something. spaghetti is better than mac and cheese, you're okay.

>>38338712
What do I do? Do I eat it or just leave it?

>>38338712
B-but what if I drop it?

>>38338741
what
no you lay it out you
for the
the dinner date
im
what the fuck

>>38338746
im going to fuck drop you here in a goddamn second

>>38338741
Fuck off I'm op you faggot imposter

>>38338752
The fucking irony though
>ops first proper date
>cooks spaghetti
>drops it

Holy shit