Recovered normie reporting in

>>38335489
i love that pic, haha

If my dad ever saw me in roller blades he'd just say "son, stop being so fucking gay"

UPDATING PACKAGES???? A LIKELY STORY.
REPORTED TO THE FBI FOR TERRORIST HACKING!!!

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Post your blades.

>>38335509
Russian hackers rigging the US election

>through the mainframe

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>>38335529
>here you go baka senpai :333

>>38335568
Is it just me or did everyone have those things in the 90s and early 2000s, I have clear memories of roller blades always lying around during my childhood

>>38335642
Yeah it was a fad.

It stuck with me tho. And with my stoner friend I secretly want to fucc

>>38335516
Your dad sounds like a miserable faggot

>>38335914
Go suck his fucking cock you kek

>>38335568
Oh shit nigga you even have the brake lever to keep all wheels down.

>>38335489
is there any attraction in between you two?

>>38335642
I broke my left wrist on blades in 1998. I was 13. sucked. but cute girls wanted to write on the cast, so.

>>38335973
We were together for a week five years ago but figured out we better feel as friends. Just lately I've come to realize how I like her again.

>>38336047
honestly bro I hate to put things in boxes but all those things you guys are doing is couple shit for the most part. that's probably in the back of her mind. unless you're full on orbiting...

>>38336101
I donno man. She is okay with certain type of touching, like when I push her gently on the swing and put my hands on her shoulders, but when I do suggestive stuff like touch her legs slightly or leaning towards her, she makes a defensive gesture.

What am I saying. I'm too much of a pussy to try anything anyway. Right now we're both drunk and stoned, and she's sleeping on my bed. Chad would just wake her up and start kissing her or something.

rollerblading is gay and female stoners are the most disgusting creatures on the planet

>>38335489
>she goes to sleep on my bed
So you didn't fuck her, is what you're saying? Well, you did say you were a normie, didn't say you were Chad.

>>38336332
>t. some anonymous irrelevant stranger on the Internet

>>38336481
Yeah. She's sleeping right now and I'm taking creepshot of her beautiful legs and butt.

Thank god she's a hard sleeper and an alcoholic.

>Work full time job
>Am actually going somewhere in life; will be teaching in China in a month
>Smokes weed sometimes, only does hard drugs with friends
>Has had sex
>Thinking about dating again
As someone who was once a robot, I can say that being a normalfag feels better desu

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How wrong is it exactly to take creepshots of your sleeping friends? Or touch them at night, just to feel their warmth?

They won't mind and I fucking crave it so why is it so wrong??

>>38336276
Chad- might do that but Chad+ wouldn't.

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>>38336590
>teaching in China
get ready for hell anon

you are cool. you shouldn't be called normie, more like notmie he he I am such a loser

>>38335669
>secretly
Women can tell when you like them. She knows and isn't interested.

>>38336590
Another person falls for "le english teacher in Asia gig." You did it wrong though dummy, you were supposed to go to glorious Nippon not that subhuman shithole. Make sure you look both ways before you cross the street over there like five times, or your story will come to an end quickly