Maraschino cherries are pretty good. I see them randomly on

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Maraschino cherries are pretty good.

I see them randomly on sale at the store, so I say why not, I buy two jars.

things are like candy, I sit back and snack on them, they are like little candies made of fruit. before I know it, I ate the whole jar.

"this are pretty good, I'm gonna look up how to make them, cant be too hard"

first search I do, tons of articles on how these cherries are basically cancer in a jar and shit like that
>you should only have one per meal
>loaded with sugar
>some are made with formaldehyde
>more decoration then fruit after processing

and I ate a whole 16 oz jar over two hours.

fuck... why does everything I like try to kill me?
I cant just have something nice and not feel like shit afterwards for indulging it?