who here /cant/ relate
>>38334205
Now post the hitler edit
>>38334205
He's got a head of fiery hair and a turbocharged backpack
His genius sisters use him like a lab rat
A neat-freak dad at home, a super-busy mom
But the boy's best friend is a talking dog
Three extreme teens and an air-breathing shark
Mega-action game controller, skating in the park
Phero-booster, Bling-Bling, what do we make of this?
Johnny Test
Johnny Test
This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test
>>38334205
Scary that someone thinks these gave him innate human qualities.
The corporations are winning. Android: netrunner when?
>>38334308
that show was so awful
Johnny Test really ties in the whole bunch of cancer together rather nicely.
*cracks whip*
I am anon and this is my original post.
>>38334205
Not posting the better version, are you even trying?
>>38334205
>google taught me to copy and paste shit for school and not actually pay attention during class
>tumblr taught me the mentally ill shouldnt be allowed to have blogs
>youtube taught me to waste time
>vine taught me that black people are only funny for 6 seconds
>deviantart taught me that vore is a thing and that niggas have serious issues
>blogger taught me that its a site
>facebook taught me to hate everyones lives
>instagram taught me how to stalk
>etsy taught me that delusional artists will charge triple the price for some easy made shit
>twitter taught me to hate the first amendment
And I wouldn't want it any other way
someone has the cringe 4chan edit that was fuckn worse then the original
>>38334205
>Google taught me to believe on the first result that is likely just an ad
>Tumblr taught me that my art isn't worth shit unless it's plastered with pastel purple colors
>YouTube taught me that wacky noises are hip
>Vine taught me that normies will laugh to any joke that involves someone screaming, and for some reason dancing/music punchlines
>DeviantArt taught me that there are millions of 12 year olds with weird fetishes
>Blogger taught me that no one cares about your shit
>Facebook taught me that everyone will believe anything you want to say if presented as a video narrated with Impact font and has a catchy tune
>#Instagram #taught #me #that #everyone #is #a #dying #attention #whore
>Etsy taught me that women will end their disposable income on expensive fan-made Totoro or Pusheen plushes and crafts
>Twitter taught me I'm a racist but no citation
And I wouldn't want it any other way.
>>38334205
>don't want a relationship
>don't care about validation
>don't care about social status
And you guys think you're robots.
>Johnny test
The most bland show of the early 2000's
>Google taught me that major corporations can control what we see
>Tumblr taught me that any idiot with an extreme opinion can become internet influential
>Youtube taught me that bread and circus is all the masses need.
>Vine went under years ago this image is outdated
>Deviant art taught me that furry porn is a profitable career path
>Blogger taught me that any idiot with a keyboard can pretend to know what they are talking about
>Facebook taught me what political censorship was. Also you can't buy a gun over facebook anymore, whats up with that?
>Instagram taught me that no one cares what I look like but everyone thinks that everyone else cares what they look like
>Etsy taught me that an idiot with a paintbrush can charge housewifes absurd amounts of money for mediocre art.
>Twitter taught me to stop arguing and just insult my political enemies racially
>>38336331
>>38334205
Of all those things, Blogger was pretty dated in terms of the Internet, I'd say it hit its peak about 10 years ago
gay as shit
originaliolio
>>38336331
>Pusheen plushes
Come on man, Pusheen is the best.
>>38336445
Preach.
>>38336939
Fuck off normie faggot roastie.