I eat only the finest baked goods; I drink only the best aged scotch; And I smoke only the most expensive cigars.
I have ascended. I am now an autism magician, casting my spells of envy on the wage cuck servants bellow.
Thank you for paying my autism taxes, wagies. If it weren't for you I couldn't afford my cigars- and their oaky aroma goes extra good with this aged scotch.