Fembot Ideal BF thread 2

Does anyone ever actually hook up with people in these threads or are they just wishful thinking? I'd like to hear any success stories before I bother posting.

>>38333759
>>38333807
this isn't a fucking hook up board, go to >>>/soc/

Roasties get out. Thirsty faggots get out. Normies get out. Faggots get out.

>>38333807
I've talked to a few roasties from threads like these.
We're always too far away to ever meet though.

>>38333823
I'm not trying to hook up. I'm just curious about why anyone bothers posting ITT.

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kill yourself ironically
sageru btw

>>38333807
I'm just playing the game, it would take a very special person to actually want to start a relationship with

>>38333807
i've talked to at least 2 dozen girls from these threads over the last year and i've never once gotten so far as to talk seriously about meeting up in person. Finding someone to be with in person is my goal when I talk to someone off of these threads too.

>>38333881
Yes you are
>I'd like to hear any success stories before I bother posting.

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Since this thread will be shit anyways, lets post some breakfast food Anons.

>30
>190
>6 ft
>anything that compliments my Irish German Brit and east euro genes
>masculine, protective, strong. That's it.
>wrestling, singing, folklore, keeping traditional value


>I'm a failed normie five ft seven about one fifty lbs, athletic body I'm feminine, shy and enjoy studying metaphysics and playing piano. I can clean cook and I want to be a self sufficient dweller of the country side and raise home schooled children

>>38333967
>feminine
>over 5'4 and 120 lbs
LOL

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>>38333930
Meh, Im bored anyways

Here some comfy waffles

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What do you faggots think about this

>>38333967
Why home schooled?
I want to be a teacher someday soon, and that feels a little weird.

>>38334028
Right...home schooling kids just seems weird in this day and age.

Roastie has some issues.

>>38334024
I think I'm salivating because I'm currently at my horder grandmother's for a few days and refuse to eat anything from her disgusting rotten smelling fridges so I'm starving

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Cmon faggots dont be degenerate enough to reply to these roastie whores, they just like the attention from orbitors. Now ppst food.

>>38333807
No success stories just pipe dreams

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I want alt chad or nerdy chad more than anything. I starved myself for months to the point of being clinnically underweight but I still can't find a bf who's talk and lanky and cute..

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Muffins are breakfast food too r-right?

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>females come to r9k for chad
Wow you whores really are fucking retarded

>>38333967
I want to homeschool my kids too, and I'm down with the feminine household role that you want to have. My genes are mostly british, with some german and welsh and irish mixed in.

However, I'm only 24 and only 5'9", so a little small by your standards.

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r9k is just a fucking dating site for thirsty beta orbitors, and femwhores looking for attention now. Its lrettu sad honestly.

>>38333988
Right, how tall is princess Zelda again?

>>38334028
Well because. If my husband and I can teach them, along with family that lives with us or loved ones then we won't ever have to worry about our children being taught the wrong things ,such as anything modern related being okay like hook up culture, drugs, materialism. I want a family life. Next question(s) ?

>>38334140
Especially that core value bitch. Why are you even on 4chan if you really feel that way?

She needs to accept her fate as the roastie bitch she is.

Remember this is ideal:
>6'2 to 6'4 or even like, 6'6
>super rough and dominant in the bedroom
>confident and assertive outside of it
>BUT, also sweet and affectionate sometimes
>social interests, able to be social

Appearance wise basically either:
>hot, in shape, nice hair, stylish outfits
>like 7 inch dick, smooth and nice looking
>an apartment we can hang at
>a car obviously, doesn't have to be nice
OR
>ugly, hairy, fat, bald, tattoos etc
>big THICK gnarly mean looking 8 incher
>a job that lets him treat me to things
>motorcycle or a nice car or both

I would settle for a normal guy with a normal job though.

As long as he has a sense of humor and we have chemistry.

>>38333807
I basically fucked every girl (or at least talked to) in the last thread

>>38334173
>Right, how tall is princess Zelda again?
I don't know, what the fuck has that go to do with anything?

>>38334173
I'm not really comfortable with sheltering my kids to that degree. I was sheltered as a child and transitioning into a working adult was way harder than it needed to be.

You seem like you have strong values, though, so I hope you find a kind man that feels the same!

>>38334146
You see anon, women mature faster than men, so ideally older men should be with younger girls. For me, though... I'm a failed normie. Technically, if we had the same long term goals and genetically fit for one another, I'd seriously ask you, if you were in relative enough distance, to start something long term with me.

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>>38333759
I feel sorry for the thirsty faggot bastard posting these threads 24/7. Get a fucking grip.

>within 3 years of mine
>Depends on if he's muscled or not. Basically as long as he's not fat we good
>Taller than me.
>white, preferably, or Asian
>Funny, but reliable
>Animu, vidiya, and guns.

> 21 year old 5'7 girl with an interest in animu, vidiya, and a guns
>tfw no GalGun to stream

>>38334206
I guess you don't understand.
>>38334226
Stop projecting.

why do you faggots keep making this goddamn thread?

>age
20-25, preferably in the middle range
>weight
Thin as a stick or just fairly built. No gym bros, please.
>height
6 foot and over. I'm sorry, this is one thing I can't give up. I don't care if you're balding or that ugly, really.
>race/nationality
White.
>his personality
Comes off as an absolute cynic but is genuinely a nice person who has been beaten down by life. Not easily offended, is playful, fairly intelligent.
>his interests
Video games, anime, manga, programming and genuine interest in STEM are a plus. Also a fan of taking long drives to nowhere, or staying at home the whole day and lazing about.

PLUS

>Talk a bit about yourself.
I'm an absolute loser who has had one boyfriend who cheated on me 3 months in. I'm 5'3" and skinny as hell. I would like to get into cosplay/ita, but I think I'm a little too ugly for that. Also, I'm studying Math at a UC. Since I'm on 4chan, you could probably guess that I'm into video games and weebshit. I'm currently playing a lot of Monster Hunter, particularly 4U and XX. My favorite manga is Yokohama Kaidashi Kiko and my favorite anime is Kino no Tabi.

I'm chatting with a femanon for more than a week and I haven't gotten ghosted yet. She even sends me first message and wants to know what I'm up to.

>>38334258
>I guess you don't understand.
No I don't, so explain it

>>38333967
>be 22
>205
>6 ft
>Swedish / English / Irish
>Masculine, protective, stronk
>wrestler, campfire sonnet performer, superstitious folk boi, maintain non degenerative traditions

>live in country
>farm boi
>CORN FED MURRICAN

>athletic
>handsome (verified by my mom)
>emotional side bc grew up with 3 older sisters


LUV ME

>>38333759
>ginger
>blue eyes
That's it.

>>38334280
Keep it up dude. I just fucked one I was talking to for awhile. She was great.

>>38334275
Where do you live? What do you do with programming?
I fit all this but not the weebstuff and those games what the hell.

>>38334258
Am I projecting? I'm just giving you my opinion on it and giving you a kind farewell.

>>38334311
How ginger tho

>>38334275
>fit almost ALL OF THIS, down to studying Math at a UC
>am 5'7"

fucking end my life

>>38334188
kill yourself roast

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what the fuck is the point of these threads? why hasn't this /soc/ shit been banned yet?

>>38334229
Well I would seriously consider a long term arrangement if your goal was to live in a nice rural Appalachian town up in New England near my family farm and raise between 3 and 5 respectable and strong-willed children. As for genetically fit, I'm not sure what you mean, but I don't have anything too wrong with me.

>>38334275
>Math at a UC
>6'
>White guy
Asians are the biggest roasties.

>>38334275
> had one boyfriend who cheated on me 3 months in
Why did he do it? And why did you go for a normie. Did you meet on r9k or soc or irl? You should've known anon. It was preventable. Should've gotten a robot bf.

>>38334390
>being short is literally worse than being ugly
>it's so bad that women regard it as extremely non-negotiable
lmao

>>38334387
Fiery red!

>>38334454
And how blue?

>>38334275
As a manlet, this post fucking slays me.

How do I accept that I'm going to die alone, friends? How do I become numb without chemically castrating myself?

>>38334289
Statistically, 4chaners know who princess Zelda is. What is princess Zelda an image of? Femininity, traditional value, etc. I ask what her height is because she probably wasn't under that weight you had typed, nor the height.

>>38334343
I think so, I think you are. Perhaps you also grew up in a negative household? Were your parents just?

>>38334454
What if the beard is fiery red and the hair is auburn

>>38334275

>26
>230
>6'3
>White
>Check

Do I have a shot?

>>38334471
>being sad this worthless used up cunt who got cheated on still holds to her chad standards
Some people never learn. Just pity her and her ignorance.

>>38334469
Post pic?
>>38334482
That could work.

>>38334515
You're fat as fuck so no

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>>38334471
>As a manlet, this post fucking slays me.
I'm actually amazed at how much women care about height. The one thing the roast won't budge on his the man being above average height. Not personality, not looks, not age or interests. Stature, and to top it all off she's a midget herself. Manlets really are fucked.

>>38334294
If the condition is right I can love you.

>>38334418
Small world, I've been planning my Appalachian trail trip very soon. Perfect. What I mean by genetically fit is whether or not our offspring would come out healthy.

>>38334515
A little on the chubby side but 6'3" hnnng
where do you live and what did you study in uni? and favorite games/anime and such?

>>38334471
I'm sorry. That's just me being insecure of my stature. I know plenty of women who will date guys who aren't 6 feet tall, though.

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>>38334477

the fuck are you talkin about

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>>38334530
This blue enough

>>38334602
Fuck off you stupid chink.

>>38334622
That is blue enough

>>38334602
I'm
>6'1
>145lbs
Do I win?

>>38334602
>you can bypass all of her other standards but just BEING TALL
hahahahhahahah
maybe limb lengthening isn't so bad

>>38334632
I'm not the ginger guy tho I'm just some brunet

>>38334564
that's funny, last year my neighbor let 3 through-hikers camp out on her front yard. Pretty chill folks AT passes right through my town, though I might be moving for work to Boston for a few years.

I'm pretty sure my kids would come out fine, though I'm strictly opposed to the idea of my woman drinking while we're trying to conceive or breastfeed, so you best be okay with a substance free home.

>>38334471
>am 5'5" and male
At 16 I realized how fucked I was. I'm 23 now, and 2D keeps me happy enough.

>>38334564
Actually I just realize you meant a different Appalachian than me. I'm willing to move though, I've been wanting to move to Europe.
>>38334614
Adult link is said to be 5/8 (17) yrs old
By the way I'm going to stop replying to your posts. I don't like when younger guys try to flirt with me, it creeps me out.

>>38334530
Are you also red head?

>Tfw this is my fetish

>>38334275
>20
>180
>6'2
>Aryan
>personality check
>everything interests check
I would date you but you're 5'3 asking for a 6+ bf.
You're a womanlet not wanting a manlet.
That's a redflag
Have a good one, anon.

>>38334275
>UC
asians were a mistake

>>38334690
I don't like being drunk. Any other qualifications?

>>38334564
It takes two to tango, so.. how old are you? I notice you left that out, and were looking for someone ~30.
Also, I'm on the west coast. My goal is to live in a tropical island on the beach and raise 3 beautiful children outside in the ocean with minimal video games, enjoying life, community and family in friends and neighbors. I want a committed, lifetime relationship with someone serious about making something out of our love and making our dream come true.

>>38334728
Cool.
>>38334641
Sure! What are your interests?

>>38334477
>Statistically, 4chaners know who princess Zelda is. What is princess Zelda an image of? Femininity, traditional value, etc. I ask what her height is because she probably wasn't under that weight you had typed, nor the height.
Zelda is not a real person, anon. You shouldn't try to relate fictional characters to reality. Regardless I don't think Zelda is even depicted as particularly tall. She's typically about the same height as Link who is a midget. In Ocarina of Time she is referred to as a tomboy and crossdressed as a man. Any attempt to make her look tall is to make her seem royal, not particularly feminine.

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>>38334703

Im not that person you were talking to but if you are a zelda weeb hit me up with the contacts immediately

>>38334757
It was an accident. I'm 22. I'm in the east coast. Maybe we're not right for one another though since my dream is to be in the mountain and forest area where the wolves are howling.

>>38334602
>insecure of my stature
>5'3
you are tiny so you want a tall guy so you seem even tinier? what

>>38334759
Games and programming since that's what I study. I don't play your games though, only modern multiplayer games really

>>age
18-22
>weight
don't be obese
>height
around 5'7 I think is nice, but I'd date as low as 5'2 since I'm 5'4
>race/nationality
don't care too much
>his personality
not a memespouter, nice person
>his interests
anime, vidya, not memes
i'm a 24 year old fem"bot" working at Target and I hate my life

>>38334785
Ah, thank you for that understanding.
>>38334804
I definitely am, Amy cook is my Skype. I'm the one with the pink shirt

>>38334858
What vidyas and anime are you into?

>>38334756
I can't be super picky, since I am a robot after all, but it'd be a plus if you were interested in keeping a vegetable garden with me and were also interested in canning food, making jerky, cheese, that kind of stuff. I've been getting into that kind of stuff lately and often fantasized about having a beautifully stocked food cellar.

It is important that you be able to interact normally with my family, but since you're a failed normie that shouldn't be a problem.

What about your qualifications?

>>38333759
Fembots dont exist so stop using a term that implies females have a place here cause they dont.

>>38334602
I live in Texas and in criminogy/forensics. Builtfat also, not just fat! Favorite animes is Cowboy Bebop/Gurren Lagann. Favorite vidya varies a lot.

>>38334858
>not memes
The fuck's wrong with you. You work at Target at 24 your entire life is a meme.

>>38334858
I fit the criteria, and I'd like to get to know you better. Do you have a throwaway?

>>38334813
Maybe not. But I'm okay with that, too. Just in my time in the military being stationed in a tropical place I came to really admire the simple life and I don't feel free without the ocean nearby. That's why I like the west coast, because I get it all - evergreens, mountains, the ocean, even a rainforest. I like more libertarian conservative ideals and as long as it doesn't affect my way of life or my family I don't really give a fuck what people do with their lives, as long as it makes them happy. I tend to have a paternal nature and want to be a father and in many ways reach out to help those without a father figure in their lives; not in a possessive long term way but I'll do small things that I hope impact their life in a positive way and steer them in the right direction. This is all kind of vague, but wolves are my favorite animal. I like anything to do with nature and the outdoors. I'm a bit of a hippy, but I'm not some filthy drug addicted loser pestering everyone about my ideas of FREE LOVE MAAN.

>>38334898
When did newfags start use the term "fembot" unironically anyway? I remember it being used as blatant bait, now it seems like half the board don't even realize it's just a bait/joke term.

>fem"""bots""" not including their race in their posts
Fuck off brown girls.

>>38334878
rune factory series, SMT, persona, fire emblem, pikmin, space station 13, animal crossing, stalker

mushishi, Jojo, Konosuba, outlaw star, trigun, mob psycho

>>38334869

youl have to be more specific, whats your username?

are you the tomboy looking girl leaning against a pole?

>>38334847
What are some projects you recommend for noobs to coding?

>>38334879
I study permaculture, I can can food that's fine and everything else.
>What about your qualifications?
Don't watch porn. Don't be so lonely you're bisexual. Don't be bisexual. Don't have a cancer cell that you aren't telling anyone about. And one last thing; I'll need the name of an actress or a female figure I can easily look up that you find attractive so I can tell you here and now whether or not we'll be attracted to one another or not

>>38334903
sorry not everyone graduated from stanford and became a software engineer at google at 21

>>38334958
You have shit taste in games but good taste in anime what gives

>>38334858
Where are you from, for those bots who feel too far?

>>38334991
what's so bad about them
i've never heard people shit on ss13 or stalker

>>38334858
fuck. general location pls.

>>38333759

HA HA I'M A GIRL XD

Why do I still come to this board? It's basically /b/ with a dash of vanilla /soc/. Sometimes I think that on a unconscious level I am subjecting myself to abuse by coming to this shitty board.

>>38334958
Oh I don't play rune factory series, SMT, Persona, pikmin, space station 13.
I mostly play PC, gamecube, and xbox games.

Good taste in anime, have you watched monster, humanity has declined, boku no hero acaedmia?

>>38335016
>what's so bad
Persona and SMT.

>>38334972
Depends what you are into. Frontend / backend, game stuff, desktop apps.
Maybe remake a game, or try to clone a website. Like 4Chan. Try to remake 4chan very basically. Be able to create threads, list them, delete them. Then change views to make a comment in one.
Try a Discord bot in whatever language you want. Use the twitch.tv api or dota2 api or something. Lots of possibilities.

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>mfw all the fembots are in US or Europe

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>>38334988
>life is either be a programmer at google or work a deadend retail job
Alrighty then. There's plenty inbetween but because you were too busy sniffing Chad's sweaty underwear and drinking his cum to study doesn't mean you have to take it out on me.

>>38335033
Fuck off then. Also these threads have been on this board for years, longer than most of these "HURRRRRR NORMALFAGS INVADING MUH BOARD (lol)" mongoloids.

>>38334914
I get that, but for me darker climate is my natural habitat, but I'm flexible. I'm more of the lawful good myself. I have a very low tolerance. If you'd like to have my contact you can reach me at Amy cook on Skype, I'm the tom boy ish ( I'm growing my hair back out from a buzz ) looking one with the pink shirt.
>>38334963
It's a tree. That's me.

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>>38335074
>fembots in Europe
I have not heard of these.

>>38335083
>unironic use of the term "fembot"
>long established
why are you pretending you've been here for years? nobody believes you

>>38334958
>SS13

You're alright in my book desu.

>>38335022
Southern California
>>38335046
okay, what about the others
>>38335041
I didn't watch monster but I read the manga and loved it. i liked Humanity has Declined and I wish I was more like Watashi. haven't read or watched Boku no Hero

>>38335110
the others are good although I'm not sure how it's possible for a female to get into SS13 autism.

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>Age
20-30
>Height
5'0-5'10 (I like shorter guys.)
>Weight
No specific number, but I like my guys anywhere from slender to skinnyfat; a bit of chub is fine too, just not to the point where I can't put my arms around you.
>Race or nationality
Race is less important than just looking cute
>Personality
Submissive, willing to communicate, understanding. not prone to histrionics but more lively than me, cutesy, caring, not afraid to show that he cares, very sexual but not to the point of being inappropriate.
>Interests
Animation (both eastern and western), reading, films; besides those, I don't want any prospective bf to have a carbon copy of all my interests. Let's introduce each other to new things!

Bonus round: Be a trap and/or femboy and I'll love you forever. Also live in Florida.


>Talk a bit about yourself.
Just a mid-20-something who is into comics, music, films, animation, and literature. Don't play much vidya, but there are some titles I like. I'm kind and considerate, but I also fear that I'm going to be a disappointment to anyone who associates with me.

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>>38335092
There's a few around I think. Not many.
Outside of that, it's a ghost town.

>>38334275
>>38334858
Both of these posts were me: a 25 year old virgin MALE. And everyone STILL RESPONDED. I don't think a single fembot has posted her ideal bf in this thread, so far.

Why are we so thirsty?

>>38335110
Monster and humanity has declined is definitely my top 5. I really love shinsekai yori tbqh
If you've watched mob psycho then you might really like boku no hero.
You read manga too ey? What's your top 2 manga?

>>38335084
Mmm. Nah. You're probably some autistic roastie since you post here, and your desperation in posting in this thread just means too many beta orbiters trying to get your nudes for me to have interest in spending time with you. You seem like the type who'd only want to talk about your ex boyfriends or tell me all about your friends and I just don't feel like pretending to give a fuck just to get some poon. Good luck though.

>>38335147
Huh. I think I remember you, aren't you from Orlando? I checked back way too late that time.

>>38335098
Nitpicking words aside, these "describe your perfect partner/soulmate" threads have been here for years. Aimed at both male and female users, and they've always had the contactfagging element aswell.

>>38335147
I'm a femboy that fits almost all of your requirements but I live in california

>>38335147
hey bitch I'll act like a faggot for you if you suck my dick, give me your number

>>38335147
You sound awesome but you can't be real. In any case, I'm too tall and not a trap.
Hope you find someone nice, anon.

>>38335147
>I like shorter guys
It's pathetic that I got a half-chub from this.
>Florida

Good thing I'm in California with all the 5 foot nothing Koreans and Chinese demanding 6'3 and up. Good luck with your search.

>>38335191
>>38335210
>>38335211
>>38335213
fuck off I saw her first you little shits

Yeah that boi is my ideal nd. Love the uni

>>38334188
>confident and assertive outside of it
>BUT, also sweet and affectionate sometimes
I want a golden retriever, but I want it to have no energy sometimes.

Is this bait or are women actually this retarded?

>>38335225
Y-you're telling me there's cute koreans to feed my yellow fever in California? I'm packing my bags

>>38334249
look no further grill

>>38335210
Hey would you like to join a Cali community for r9k users?

>>38335296
yeah sure, what kind of community?

>>38335167
You're not even my type.
>You seem like the type who'd only want to talk about your ex boyfriends or tell me all about your friends and I just don't feel like pretending to give a fuck just to get some poon. Good luck though.

Ew

>>38335310
Discord. Drop your user tag and ill add you. Can't post links or they'll ban me

>>38334976
I won't watch porn so long as I'm involved with a woman, though I will indulge when I am the only one in my life I have to pleasure. I'm not nor will I ever be bisexual, my grandmother on my mother's side had brain cancer, my great uncle on my dad's side had throat cancer, and those are the only cancers I'm aware of in my family tree.

As for your last thing, I don't think that's a fair request because two significant factors that contribute to an actress's success and notoriety are her appearance and charisma. I find lots of those beautiful women attractive and none of them would represent the normal range of women I would expect to find myself in a happy relationship with. I would say that if you know you're not repulsive, then I wouldn't be repulsed. I'm looking for a person to be with, not a beauty to make my high school rivals jealous.

Though with that big caveat, Maggie Gyllenhaal like 15 years ago is my 3D waifu.

>>38334275
i am 1/4 inch away from 6ft

>>38335287
Yeah, but if you're ugly/short/notgoingtoatoptenuni/poor they won't want you.

If you're good on those, you will never stop fucking, here.

>>38334275
and yo what uc school

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>>38335347
AND ALSO I DIDNT SAY 15 YEARS AGO BECAUSE THAT ONE MOVIE SHE WAS IN HAPPENS TO BE 15 YEARS OLD

>>38335310
Or you can add me
@alexasleeps#7735

>>38335340
my usertag is bignig I think, tell me if it doesn't work

>>38335373
Well I'm not in the US first of all ;-;
But I am tall and if I got a job in SV would I still be good?

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>tfw fingernails are too black to get a gf

>>38335324
>>38335324
>you're not even my type

>UGUUU SENPAI DESU HERE'S MY SKYPE IF YOU W-WANT

pick one roastie

By the way you're whoring yourself out in this thread I know you're just trying to collect a bunch of orbiters, and I'm not interested anymore.

>>38335287
You're in for a rude awakening. 80% of every race is ugly and that includes Koreans. They're going to look nothing like the manufactured kpop idols that the internet has made you think is an accurate representation of the race.

>>38335347
I see. I only ask for our children's sake; normally when the parents look alike the child has a better chance at later in life finding their own partner to reproduce with.

I'm willing to compromise though, because I just see a man who watches porn weak willed. Also I sort of look like her

>>38335454
>thinking ugly girls exist
Stop having high standards
Also asians are cute since they are short and have nice tits

>>38335422
alright i just added you

>>38335462
Don't you masturbate or something? What's wrong with porn man. You don't understand men at all do you.

>>38335398
If you're that one anon replying to girl anon, I'm done speaking with you now.
>>38335446
I'm sorry, am I supposed to be doing something better with my time than finding a husband to impregnate me? No? I didn't think so. Do you talk to your mother like that?

>>38335207
>these "describe your perfect partner/soulmate" threads have been here for years
On /soc/.
You flamboyant newfag.

>>38335515
>finding a husband to impregnate me
A girl saying this turns me on. Tell me more about how you want hot sticky seed inside you.

>>38335207
faggots posting their gormless mugs here was a thing for years too
it sucks, keep it on /soc/

>>38335490
I do but I use my imagination, also I'm not a sexual deviant unlike some people in the world. Porn is escapism and dirty. Would you want to watch a girl in real life touch herself? Get a wife.

>>38335515
Not him, if you're looking for a guy who doesn't watch pornography then hi.
What's your ideal, anon? This thread is a mess so I can't tell.

>>38334116

I'm 6'4 and lanky, good looking and would say I can pull off alt chad pretty well, I'm studying fine arts in university

contact me at

[email protected]

>>38335571
Or are you the person who doesn't want a porn fiend? I'm completely lost.

>>38335571
How often do you do it? Weekly? Daily? Few times a day? What if your future husband had an insane sexdrive? A man needs porn, plain and simple. It's not much different than you imagining whatever Chad raping you, or using a dildo or hairbrush.

>>38335515
>am I suppose to be doing something better with my time than finding a husband to impregnate me

Erm, yeah, actually. If you want to have a successful and happy relationship, maybe you shouldn't spread your vagina wide open for every dick in the room to come take a gander.

I don't talk to my mother like this. You know why? My mother is respectable. She's not some stupid fucking roastie bent on backwards logic failing at shitposting on a japanese cartoon imageboard to a bunch of literal societal scum in an attempt to garnish the bit of attention she wishes she'd otherwise gotten from her daddy. Because she has a healthy relationship with her parents.

Now can you say the same about you & yours, you failed normie?

You see, the problem with girls like you is you think you can relate to robots. You don't know the fucking half of it. You're just desperate for attention and have nowhere else to go and obviously nothing better to do with your time than
>find every penis to cum inside my vagine

You're a fuckin' moron and if it weren't for my vigilance in hopefully enlightening you to how appallingly retarded you're coming across as, I wouldn't waste time even responding to your stupid ass

>>38335462
well you're british german and irish, and I'm british german and irish, so i'm sure we're similar enough in appearance.

As for the weak-willed thing, I think willpower is a finite resource for a person, and I have plenty of things to use my daily willpower on such as my diet/exercise program and working hard on to get a startup company off the ground. Having a wank twice a week is of no consequence while I'm single, though I will refrain from that behavior when it means compromising my loyalty to my partner.

Anyways, if you want to talk more, email me, I have to get up early tomorrow, so I may not reply until the morning. [email protected]

>>38335574
Strong, masculine, protective, hates decadence, meshes with my Irish German British and east European genes. I'm 22. Hi

>girls wanting guys that don't watch porn
You may as well put a tattoo that says I'M SUPER FUCKING INSECURE right across your forehead. If you can't keep a guy from watching porn then you're terrible at pleasing him and it's your own fault.

>>38335618
>i think willpower is a finite resource for a person
>having a wank twice a week.. compromising my loyalty to my partner

First off, you sound like an absolute gutless, spineless fucking faggot who obviously lacks willpower if you think it's expended by your daily routine.

Second, you validate how you sound by proving to be an absolute low-test cuckold who can only muster an erection twice per week without feeling shame for disloyalty to your nonexistent 2 dimensional girlfriend
Grow a pair of balls. Girls don't want a girlfriend. They want a fuckin' man. Which, if you didn't get the message, you ain't buddy

>>38335340
@Slarmo#7189

>>38335623
Sounds a bit Chadish so not sure if I can fulfill the role adequately. I'm not very strong or super masculine but I exercise regularly. Unmixed European genes here but you sound like you're looking for someone Germanic. I'm genetically half Italian (not Southern Italy). We're similar age also.

>>38335608
>>38335610
Probably every several months.
>>38335611
I respect your words, but I do not even know the poster. I'm looking for the (one) so far its going really good in this thread for me. You're setting an excellent example for everyone, here, too. You may be too sensitive though. I don't think you're being very logical
>>38335618
I'm not looking for a partner with hyper sexuality

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THE WORD "PIZZA" (ITALIAN: [PITTSA]) FIRST APPEARED

IN A LATIN TEXT FROM THE SOUTHERN ITALY TOWN OF

GAETA, THEN STILL PART OF THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE, IN 997 AD; THE TEXT STATES THAT A TENANT OF CERTAIN

PROPERTY IS TO GIVE THE BISHOP OF GAETA DUODECIM

PIZZE ("TWELVE PIZZAS") EVERY CHRISTMAS DAY, AND ANOTHER TWELVE EVERY EASTER SUNDAY".[1][7]

SUGGESTED ETYMOLOGIES INCLUDE:

BYZANTINE GREEK AND LATE LATIN PITTA > PIZZA,

CF. MODERN GREEK PITTA BREAD AND THE APULIA AND

CALABRIAN (THEN BYZANTINE ITALY) PITTA,[8] A ROUND

FLAT BREAD BAKED IN THE OVEN AT HIGH TEMPERATURE

SOMETIMES WITH TOPPINGS. THE WORD PITTA CAN IN TURN BE TRACED TO EITHER ANCIENT GREEK __

(PIKTE), "FERMENTED PASTRY", WHICH IN LATIN BECAME "PICTA", OR ANCIENT GREEK __ (PISSA,

ATTIC __, PITTA), "PITCH",[9][10] OR PETEA, "BRA

(PETITES, "BRAN BREAD").[11]
THE ETYMOLOGICAL DICTIONARY OF THE ITALIAN

LANGUAGE EXPLAINS IT AS COMING FROM DIALECTAL

PINZA "CLAMP", AS IN MODERN ITALIAN PINZE "PLIERS,

PINCERS, TONGS, FORCEPS". THEIR ORIGIN IS FROM LATIN PINSERE "TO POUND, STAMP".[12

THE LOMBARDIC WORD BIZZO OR PIZZO MEANING

"MOUTHFUL" (RELATED TO THE ENGLISH WORDS "BIT" AND

"BITE"), WHICH WAS BROUGHT TO ITALY IN THE MIDDLE O


F THE 6TH CENTURY AD BY THE INVADING LOMBARDS.[1][13]

THE WORD "PIZZA" (ITALIAN: [PITTSA]) FIRST APPEARED IN A LATIN TEXT FROM THE SOUTHERN ITALY TOWN

GAETA, THEN STILL PART OF THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE, IN

997 AD; THE TEXT STATES THAT A TENANT OF CERTAIN

PROPERTY IS TO GIVE THE BISHOP OF GAETA DUODECIM

PIZZE ("TWELVE PIZZAS") EVERY CHRISTMAS DAY, AND

ANOTHER TWELVE EVERY EASTER SUNDAY".[1][7]

SUGGESTED ETYMOLOGIES INCLUDE:

BYZANTINE GREEK AND LATE LATIN PITTA > PIZZA, CF. MODERN GREEK PITTA BREAD AND THE APULIA AND

CALABRIAN (THEN BYZANTINE ITALY) PITTA,[8] A ROUN

FLAT BREAD BAKED IN THE OVEN AT HIGH TEMPERATURE
SOMETIMES WITH TOPPINGS. THE WORD PITTA CAN IN

TURN BE TRACED TO EITHER ANCIENT GREEK __ (PIKTE),

>>38334275

Me:

age
>20

height
>6'4

weight
>skelly tier lanklet

race
>white

>personality
always told I'm too cynical, and I like to have some fun so bullying or being offended is no issue for me.

>Interests
I take night drives every night almost. The only reason I leave the house during the day is to go to uni or to go for walks and find restaurants. I like video games and fashion and I'm getting into anime.

Not sure if you'll see, but I'll leave my contact

[email protected]

>>38335743
I don't know whose who in this thread anymore. Are these two fembots or one?
>>38335735
I'm this guy. I don't watch porn ever. Or am I accidentally talking to two anons?

>>38335743
>going really good in this thread for me

Ha, yeah, whatever you've gotta tell yourself. See you in a week. Once you get tired of these mindless trap loving beta cucks, you're going to chalk them off as personnel on your undoubtedly extensive roster of orbiters and repeat this same process all over again. I'd be surprised if you weren't simply copypastaing your very own predetermined lines here. This is some rather mediocre bait, and this is the last time I'm gracing you with my intellect.

>>38335677
You're an ungrateful cunt if you think that working 65-70 hours a week to turn an idea into a profitable business isn't a willpower intensive lifestyle. That's more than most folks on this board will ever muster.

>>38335743
>me
>hyper sexuality
that's a laugh

>>38335735
The mind is the true weapon anon. So long as you have a sharp mind and a healthy body that's all I could ever ask for in a man. I've come to understand that you and I ( Italian and Germanic ) would be fine having babies. Nothing wrong there

>>38334858
I meet those standards. Want to chat?

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>age
18 - 22. Idk, any older and I'd feel weird.
>weight
Not a big deal to me, just not a ball of lard
>height
5'9 max. Tall people intimidate me
>race
Anything but black. I'm not racist. I dated a black chick before, just not my thing.
>personality
Chill, quiet, protective, slightly clingy (I think it's cute),
>interest
anime, vidya, other nerd shit,

I'm a 5'5 smol fry. I like anime, vidya, and music. I'm pretty simple, and really shy. Having someone have lots of cuddles with seems comfy

>>38335832
see
>>38335150
origimakl

>>38335835
>Meet everything except off by two years in age
REEEEEEE!

>>38335835
>I dated a black chick before
So uhh, do you take 5'6" manlets?

>>38334728
>>38334757
>>38335835
Look, I don't care about the specifics. Instead of breaking 1 audio source into 2, it combines 2 audio sources into 1. That's why I said reverse splitter, because I'm not an expert, I don't know the more technical term for it, and it's an easy way to explain to other people who don't understand or know the specifics. The Hori one proves they're cheap enough to make, so it doesn't matter, but trying to get people to wrap their feeble mob with pitchforks brain around why there's a singular extra cord coming off this headset is. It's a dumb way of explaining it to dumb people, and I'll keep using it because close enough.

>>38335147
We have similar interests do you want to chat? I might not be cute tho.

>>38335822
It would be wrong of me to start boasting but I think I'd be able to satisfy you intellectually. Currently completing a tertiary education. I can describe my academic performance to you elsewhere if you wish. I have good financial prospects and fast tracked toward suit and tie job. Our children will have a roof over their head mortgage free.
No disabilities or inheritable diseases.

>>38335805
>ungrateful cunt
Please, kid, I don't give a fuck and I'm in no way, nor should I ever be, thankful for anything you ever do with your pitiful existence. If you think working 65-70 hours a week is even notable as though every other person in this world doesn't or couldn't amount to the same, you're fucking delusional and your scope of reality is one of sheer ignorance given your demographic of comparison comprising of fuckin' /r9k/ of all the places in the world.

You are the epitome of elliot rodgers/fedora donning/m'lady/autistic sperglord/pretentious scum and should really reconsider your premise on choosing your insults.

Fuckin' cuck.

>>38335750
Based poster.

>>38335796
That's the reason I gave out my Skype name so things would be more organized.
>>38335804
I have some pesto in the fridge downstairs that will go great with that pasta, anon.
I'm being genuine here
>>38335805
Well I personally see anyone who masturbates more than once every several months as sort of.. Hyper sexual, unless they're is relationship with someone in that case I suppose its different..

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>tfw you want a girl to do massive quantities of drugs with but everyone on here is straight edge

>>38335936
>that's hyper sexual to you
Nope, there would be no pussy from you in 10 years. Good luck finding your perfect cuck

>>38335920
You can add me on Skype because I have to go to sleep

Amy Cook

If nothing comes of us, so be it. It was only texting.

>>38335936
>pasta
It was an ironic notion, captain autismo. Obviously you're not copy pasting anything and are being genuine. Jesus Christ I'd never be able to get along with a sperglord waifu. Still, I can't help but like you so far. I almost want to hold your hand and teach you how to not be so retarded, then let you call me daddy and beg for me to impregnate you so we can go into the mountains and raise our god fearing incestual children together and live out that fantasy of yours.

>>38335975
Understood, I won't get my hopes up.

>>38335618
you type like a real reddit beta male senpai

>>38335998
I'm in the pink shirt

>>38335835
I'm currently reading through Aria and Solanin, and I'm a 5'5.5" guy, and I'm sure that .5 matters a lot. I'm 22 and I fit the other stuff, too. Respond, or don't respond, because I just got baited.

>>38335936
I only know about people's masturbatory habits from r9k, because it's not a subject i breach with people offline, but I don't think twice a week is over the top at all.

If that's the dealbreaker, then I suppose I'll find someone else to live with in my cozy Berkshire house someday. If that's something you can compromise on though, I've posted my email, and this is my last computer activity for the night, so if I don't see an email from you in the morning, farewell and good luck on your search for romance.

>>38333759
faggot crossdresser aspiring trap here
Fembots dont exist kys
anyway, my ideal bf
>18-26
>over 160
>over 5'6
>Sweet, caring, supportive, NatSoc
>Some vidya, outdoorsy stuff (gardening), animals, weebshit


>About yourself
I'm a fat cunt trying to lose weight and look like a girl and find someone to fall in love with and eventually do lewd shit with.
KHHV

>>38336037
Profile pictures don't seem to be appearing.
I'll keep looking but contact me here if I can't find you.
[email protected]

>>38335990
I probably am a bit autistic, I don't exactly believe in God, and you've creeped me out.

>>38335296
You still adding people?

>>38336037
I managed to do a small part of the world building thing I am doing. Managed to map out the tropical region of my world.

>>38334249
I know exactly how you feel. It gets even worse when they don't know the simple mechanics like leveling up a sentry or what mouse 2 does. Crappy also how you are stuck in the low level of a competitive game cause all your teammates blow chunks. You don't want to be the best, you just want to play with people of your own skill level. That's why I stopped playing overwatch cause I am forced to babysit gengjimains and people who refuse to go off sniper when they are getting killed by Zenyatta!

>>38334280
I enjoy playing TF2 time to time only cause I can leave a horrible game whenever I want and I can handle myself now and pubstomp.

>>38336096
Yeah you probably are autistic, you have no idea what level of irony I'm on


>or maybe I'm the autistic one

Either way, I wasn't fair to you. You seem like a beautiful good natured girl and that's rare in this world. If I didn't already fuck it up I'd like to pursue getting to know you more. But, that's why I'm still single to begin with I guess.
>I joke too much to escape my pitiful reality

Though I aspire so much to have a beautiful future like you've depicted, I feel incapable of ever achieving it and reaching that level of connection to another human being. My soul can't find one to consummate I suppose. Maybe I'm destined to be alone.

Like I said, you seem like a great person, and I wish you luck. I'm sorry if I creeped you out or offended you with my shitposts.

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>>38333759
fucking best girl I would kill to be 9s and get bridled by 2b

>>38335083

>been on this thread for years
>years
>year(s)

I've been around since 2011 and this shit was never around until 2016. Also, normalfags have invaded this board. Look at Alexa traffic, you silly nigger.

>age
22-26 seems okay
>weight
Eh.
>height
5'5-5'11
>race/nationality
White
>his personality
I like shy boys who have a dark sense of humor.
>interests
Video games. Anime. Music.

I'm 23 and can't bake cookies properly. I have a disability so pls be nice.

>>38336250
>5'5
>22
you are now my gf
i'll pick you up at 8

>>38336250
What's your disability exactly, I am curious

>>38336250

Mentally disabled you gaylord.

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>>38336250
im 6 foot and hate my height id kill to be short qt I try to keep myself more boyish but ill never be short why do I live

>>38336290

Become an amputee and do freaky vomit stump porn. Earn denero.

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>>38336305
ive seriously thought about it....

>>38335882
>>38335896
>>38336061
I-Im not looking for a relationship ^^; I have a bf, Im just contributing for the lols. I should have said that in my post
>>38335956
I smoke weed occasionally to help with anxiety, does that count? I know its hella hardcore :^)

>>38336290
>tfw 6'1 and 200 lbs, muscular/athletic

>tfw will never be a manlet 5'4 femboi trap on hormone replacement therapy with small boobs and a tender skinny wide hipped frame with a small cute cock so I can be a panty wearing long haired cum swallowing tinder whore for all the daddies out there


JUST

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>>38336347
all of that only I want a strong dom gf

>>38336374
oh and im not muscular thank god im just barely 6foot

>>38335835
>22
>fit, not fat
>6'1 HNNNGGGG
>nordic white
>chill, quiet, protective, ambivert (more introverted), clingy but respectful of personal life
>like anime, vidya, researching chemicals, movies, cooking, cleaning (come with basic housewife starter package even tho im a boi), luv cuddles, comfy things, photography, nature hikes, exploring

WHY'D I HAVE TO BE TOO TALL YOU SOUND CUTE

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don't any of you girls want a qt submissive boy!?

>>38333759
Fuck that, I'll never meet anybody's criteria. Instead here is my bf application:

>26
>136 lbs
>5'6 manlet
>White (very)
>abrasive, strange autismo, neither submissive or dominant
>I like math, cartoons and video games. I have other academic interests too but mainly math.
I'm a strange misshapen man. I dress like some sort of goth even though I don't like goth music. I have a pet cat.

ok now somebody be my gf

Bruh, you guys are fucking hilarious. Just be yourselves, but don't be expecting the best out of fucking everything. Lower your standards to your level. You think of yourself that low anyways, might as well start somewhere you can actually tangible have. Like shit, I'm dating an awkward short stack qt and I'm 5'8" at 190 lbs. Don't let your thoughts run your life, you aren't your thoughts, you're so much better.

>>38336402
>>38336338
I-I have a bf anyway :x

Idk tall people always scared me since I was little. Not in like a phobia kind of way, but I feel tense around them

>>38336630
I'm trying man but I'm a 34 year old virgin male. I will think of your advice as I go for a long run tonight.

>>38336645
o-oh
w-well if you have a bf..w-why are you here! Is there s-something wrong with your relationship?

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>>38336630
Tldr:
>lower standards
>lower expectations
>put in the work for a relationship
>just don't come on too strong
>be yourself and fucking own it. If you don't like how act change it, you have to power.

jesus christ the thirst in here is scaring the shit out of me

>>38336595
im with this guy

>older than me even if just a year
>190 lbs and less
>white
>strange girl,with some weird interests strong dominate and willing to let me call her mommy
>im very submissive, unfortunately tall at 6 foot but just barely, im working hard on becoming slim and boyish my face is very boy like and im working on the rest.

>>38336659
No. Nothing is wrong. I-I didnt realize this thread was for finding people :x Excuse my newfagginess

>>38336630
if you have someone then leave this thread it isnt for you

>>38336683
love is important and to those starved of it they need more

>>38336702
well bye then go and have fun with your happiness we are trying to find ours

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>>38336711
I'm offering help, before y'all end where I was. Always looking for the 'one', it just doesn't happen like that.

>>38336702
But, if you posted your ideal BF, and you have a BF...is he not the ideal for you?

anyone here like emo music and video games?
20/f here but i'm ugly

>>38336747
no you came here to puff your chest. you act like you are a bigger person, offering advice to children

>>38336762
How ugly we talking here famalam cuck pepe senpai

>>38336666
>put in the work for a relationship

What do you mean by this? Nice four sixes too.

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guess you all are submissive girls who don't want sub boys. gross, go find your big strong protective ape man somewhere else.

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>>38336786
>I respect nothing
>k

>>38336804
I guess what he means by that is that girls treat men as the jester/conversationalist

>>38336787
3/10 probably but 5 with makeup

>>38336845
do you have any pics you could post?

>>38336804
>Don't ditch a date because you don't feel like it.
>plan shit, have fun, just do something wit your qt
>give space as needed

>>38336824
you want me to respect you? I was taught fear is respect sorry if I don't get the concept.

>>38336848
why would i do that? i'm not tryna get banned

>>38336762
Are we talkin American Football or 21 pilots?

>>38336748
I mean, I guess? Tbh I find other girls more attractive than guys, if that means anything. But my bf fits all of my standards and is willing to put up with my shit so :v

>>38336908
What's your ethnicity famalampai

>>38336817
S-someone's got a bit of sass in them tonight.

I'm a bit miffed at the turnout as well.

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>>38336956
im a grumpy femboy don't mind me.
>my group therapy members call me a cute angry boy

>>38336912
y-you don't have to settle for less than what your heart deserves anon

d-do you wanna chat some more? I-I'm a boi a b ut but I can listen and there's no pressure because we probably could never meet anyways

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>>38336911
pic related last 30 days on last.fm
not rly emo but it's no 21 pilots
>>38336932
white

>>38337007
Stop, James. Your two options are to fail or ruin a relationship. And the stuttering is overused to the point where it is no longer endearing.

t. Guy who found your text stuttering annoying

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>>38334173
>Right, how tall is princess Zelda again?
Late as fuck and you shitlords won't see it, but close to 7 feet, Hylians are taller then humans.

On that note, Zelda is typically taller then Link by a small margin in some incarnations.

Bringing me to my ultimate point. STOP HATING MANLETS YOU FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEE

>>38337007
Im pretty happy in my relationship. Im not really settling.
>>38336995
Femboys are great. I deeply appreciate them

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>>38337174
I want my gf to be taller

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>>38337197
Unfortunately I am in the most twisted reality, short enough for a GF that is taller then me, I accepted it and it developed into a kink I can barely control and at the same time, I'm in the reality where humans are programmed to look down figuratively and literally on smaller ones.

I also want A2 to step on me. Hopefully we'll have robo gfs soon.

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>>38337292
>I also want A2 to step on me.
ah a man of culture
>tfw barely 6 foot
>i'm the only guy ever who hates this

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>>38337174
>STOP HATING MANLETS YOU FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEE

i dont hate manlets. i would just never date one

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>tfw 23 and still listen to this shit
accepting gf applications

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>>38337511
thats ok I wouldn't date a girl who wants a tall guy to "protect her"

>>38337038
Don't contact her she's a chubby /soc/fag that doesn't even like Indian Summer and will just collect your doggo pics then will ghost you.

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>>38337511
go go gadget fuck yourself too I guess.
at least your have some kind of soul in you.

>>38333759
>Post your ideal bf!
9S

That's it.

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>>38337977
will you be 2b?

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>>38335210
a-anon, what is your ideal gf? i like femboys and i am from california too.

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>>38338153
is a femboy from canada ok m-maam

>>38338153
I'm not really sure, maybe describe yourself?

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>>38338201
mine go away

>bunch of roasties ask for chad #236

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>>38338187
but how will we hold hands?

>>38334471
Just become the next Elliot Rodger.
You will be immortalized through the media and the internet, /r9k/ will worship you and roasties get BTFO.

How would this not be your biggest achievement?

>>38335092
They exist, but they are boring dykes that will ghost you.

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>>38338409
I don't know I wish you lived closer can always take plain r-right

>>38333759
move to >>>/soc/ faggot

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>>38338525
>can always take plane
Maybe?
>>38338201
I'm not very good at that. I'm sorry.

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>>38338649
Esdese
#6648 my discord if you want to talk. I will say I dont look like 9s yet but am hard at work on making myself similar

>>38338649
I don't know I don't really have a specific type. I'll describe myself I guess.

>18
>120 lb
>5'6
>White
>I'm pretty edgy but I'm a moralfag at the same time
>Listening to music, exercising even though I haven't for a while, going to concerts, I just started watching anime recently, playing video games sometimes

>>38335285
this nigger don't know shit bout menstrual cycles. you'll make it if you try anon

>>38334418
>rural Appalachian town in New England
Hope you like heroin and people who use it.

>>38338006
Yes. Yeah, yeah, this is original.

actually attractive and asexual

>>38339345
Somehow me desu
Sex-drive of a single-celled organism
Feels strange man

>>38339379
Trolls out

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>>38336290
Same here.
>you'll never be short enough for dominant women to want you
>you'll always have to pretend to be dominant yourself for any hope of human contact
>shorter woman will ever allow you to be vulnerable
Why even live.

>>38334275
what the fuck, are you an asian girl?

you've literally listed my perfect guy except the white bit. i just want to make smart little chink babies, if they turn out ugly, there's always plastic surgery.

>>38336290
>>38339549
>5'8"
>always considered younger than I am
>almost 26
>interested females: location unknown

Send help.

>>38339549
oh fuck off and eat shit etc etc
being short isn't a goddamn good thing for guys, dominant women don't want me, short girls don't want me

>always have to pretend to be dominant

so you mean to say you're still succeeding then? given that you have the goddamn chance

>>38339842
Short guys are hot

>tfw ywn a fembot's ideal bf

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> tfw no girls that are into having a bf and gf at once

Why are we like this and why do we want this

>>38340139
you're a gross

>>38339875
is this bait
are you baiting me right now

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>age
26+

>weight
Not picky, just don't want obese
I like hungry skellington to dad-bod chubby

>height
Not too picky either, I guess 5'6" and up

>race/nationality
Don't care, as long as he's not indian

>his personality
I like two kinds of guys
either the strong, silent type. Stoic, serious, and intelligent
or
outgoing, confident, and funny

He has to be as kinky as me or it will never work

>his interests
Vidya, animu, film, food, anything mechanical/handy, traveling, hiking, watching shitty television/movies, night drives, music, and legitimate interest in things like programming or computer hardware get me going.

>Myself
Shy initially, outgoing and silly once I open up
Only interested in long term relationships
I like vidya and animu
I work hard. I go to college and work full time.
I like cute things, I like paying for my own stuff, and I like being little spoon 98% of the time. I'm a switch, sub preferable.

>>38340359
>tfw miss the biggest parts of this.

>>38340394
I don't understand what you mean
Biggest parts of what?

>>38340359
About the only one I hit a decent chunk of points on.

>>38340557
Are you Indian or under 26?

>>38340246
No I legitimately have a thing for short guys. of course he has to have a nice face. I've only had extreme crushes on shorties though. Last guy I was into was 5'6

>>38340636
sorry, meant for this
>>38340609


origano

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>>38340359
I am a 20 year old indian boi and I think I would be perfect for you
post contact let's get married

>>38340636
>>38340650
No. I'm white and 26 years old.

>>38340664
then what is the issue, anon?

i don't understand

>>38340655
gross

>>38340646
okay please give me advice
how do i find a girl who'd be into a 5'4" guy

>>38340359
What vidya and what animu?

>>38340697
I like a wide variety

XCOM, Bayonetta, Silent Hill 2, and Yume Nikki are my favorite games

Animu is too plentiful to name. I basically watch everything and try to keep up with the best of every season

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>>38340683
>gross
why would you say mean things to me over the internet
what kind of person would do something like that?

>>38340690
Idk like depends. What's your sexuality? Because I'm a sex-repulsed asexual so I think that might play into it a bit, I'm not looking for dick. I'm super into feeling in control too, maybe looks for dom girls or something. Not even joking, look for theatre chicks. A ton of those date manlets t. Theatre chick who knows a lot of other theatre chicks dating shorties

>>38340683
>then what is the issue, anon?
There isn't one. It was the only post that I could somewhat match.
I'm not into programming, very mechanical or strong.

>>38340719
What are you liking best this season then, so far anyway?

>>38340735
i mean i'm not sex repulsed so i guess it really is impossible

>>38340779
Centaur no Nayami is catering to my monster girl fetish and is the best so far
Comfy too

I've only started this season, but New Game!! was a huge disappointment for me
Felt hollow and soulless

Going to watch Isekai Shokudou, Hajimete no Gal, and Made in Abyss next.

>>38340828
That's too bad, 5'4 was my goal. Oh well, you'll find her someday anon.

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>Age
around my own so, 18-23.
>Weight
i don't have an exact number, but i prefer a healthy bodied partner. i don't mind a bit of a belly because i think that's kind of cute, but nothing, ahem, morbid!
>Height
tall guys are ok but i actually prefer a lover around my own height, which is 5'4". for practicality, possibly? i don't really have a reason lol
>Race/Nationality
hm, i might catch a bit of flack for this, but i don't really care about this kind of thing. an agreeable, decent looking person with solid genetics is good enough for me!
>Personality
adventurous! that's a biggie. i'm a thrillseeker myself (not that i've led a very interesting life, really) and i'd like to have someone i can do stupid, but fun!, shit with. compassionate, and kind when possible, but honest - even if brutally so. a man who is flawed, but self aware, and motivated to take the bull by the horns if need be. annnd, open-minded, but level-headed.
>Interests
at least appreciative of comics, horror, and politics.

>About me
hmmm, i'm 18, 5'4", 115 lbs. small build, brown hair, blue eyes, white. i enjoy a bunch of typical artfag shit, like painting, sketching, reading, and writing. i believe in exercising and doing your best to eat right (which is a little difficult, given all the fuckery out there, but so long as you can prevent that garbage from crossing your threshold in your groceries, you're golden!) and motivating yourself to improve as much as you can in all areas. my 'ideal' is having someone that i can share at least a portion of my life with, and doing as much with my life as i possibly can. physically? i'd rate myself as a 7/10, and maaaaaybe an 8 on a good day, if i'm generous. i do take care of my appearance and body, and work to ensure that i am presentable and hygienic, but make an effort not to obsess over my looks.

>>38340923
oh, there's one I meet the criteria for, other than height! always cool to look and see that sort of thing.

>>38340923
have you ever considered that maybe you could probably do better than 4chan

>>38340828
SHORT GUY, COME BACK! HAVE A LOOK AT THIS! >>38340923

>>38340923

I'm 6'4 but you sound pretty cool. Is that too tall?
Are you actually looking for someone to talk to? Do you want to know anything about me?

>>38340958
i'm chubby, not adventurous, and i abhor politics.

>>38340944
ehhh, maybe..? i don't know that i'm better than anyone here, really. plus, this site holds a soft spot in my heart! it's got something for everyone, here. it passes time, and sometimes it's really fun.
plus its organization and accessibility to certain aspects of it is superior to other similar sites, i'd say.

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>>38340865
>only started
Watch Princess Principal, especially if you know 3Hz. Aho Girl, Action Heroine, Koi to Uso, Tenshi no 3P, Tsurezure Children and that Youkoso long named one are all varying levels of good.
New Game, it just sort of continued, saw someone describe it as a second cour rather than a second season. I'd expect it to pick up as it goes on.

>>38340923
Where you from, anon? originalodalo

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>>38341019
I really appreciate that positive outlook. I feel the same about this place sometimes. Sure, there's bad people, but a lot of the time it's possible to find something somewhere to have fun.

>>38333807
I've only had success with grills in London.

>>38341027
I hope New Game does, it's rather lackluster right now
not worth continuing

Princess Principle and Tsurezure Children look good desu, might watch them before bed tonight

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>>38334275
>Caring so fucking much about height
>Literally willing to give everything else up solely for it

Women are a meme.