Frogs and Feels Tavern

bumping my shitty thread

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>>38330879
>Sheltered crush from HS is going to gay pride parades in Houston
>Suddenly feel that she may start doing porn to be an empowered, intelligent young woman

I'm excited.

>>38330968
Why do you want to see your crush defiled dude

>>38330992
Because I'm billions of years from her, and that's the closest I'll ever get to any form of sexual interaction with her.

Give me a kopperburg, with ice.

>tfw you know the best thing in life that you'll get, is a few close friends, and no love life.
>tfw even though you've accepted it, the loneliness has crept up on you again.
>tfw you're doing your best to fight it, and keep the light within you alive.

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>>38331280
this happens everyday t bh

>>38330879
Give me beer, with ice
>Tfw I have to get a job or i'm getting kicked out of my apartment but I don't give a fuck, I can always go to my parents home, r-right ?

Gimmie a draught of keiths ipa and a glass of whiskey on the rocks.

Currently I work 6 days a week and it kinda sucks. But at the same time I like the money and know that if I worked less I would probably drink even harder than I do now.

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>>38331611
>tfw i live at the old house of my parents so i don't have to pay shit

>>38330879
Beer, please.
I don't remember the last time I hugged someone.

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>>38331654
Here is your pale ale. What kind of whiskey you want ? I can work any day I want so life is good.

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>>38331709
I hugged someone yesterday. It was terribly underwhelming.

>>38331736
People say Wild Turkey is good. I think i'll try that. I usually just buy the cheap stuff.

>I can work any day I want

What kind of bar is only open on Wednesdays? I was looking for a drinking thread last weekend and couldn't find any.

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Cheers mate, gimme some of your good single malt. No ice please.
So... its been one of those evenings where you just think about the opportunities you had. With girls, with career and stuff but you blew it. Regret builds up quickly and... ehm I dont know you know that feeling when it feels like all of your regret strikes you like a big rock solid wave combined with cold thought of your failures? And.. suddenly at the same time you think about how you are not supposed to feel that way since your life isnt that shitty. Makes you feel like a weak spoiled egocentric rat. And of course... the loneliness. The lack of love. The result of that? Easy question. Psychological dislocations...and alcoholism of course. When you cant stop smoking. Cant stop drinking. Cant stop... thinking. Life was way easier 2 years ago. And I was easier too you hear me. I was more simple. On top of that- Oh thanks for the drink...so.. on top of that you are lazy as phuck. Motivation is a great thing. One of the most important ones. But.. dont you need motivation to beging with in order to change? Where is that motivation supposed to be gained and how. How? How can I become different. How can I melt my thick ice that made me become a robot. I feel like a robot. A robot with regret and lazyness. A man. A normal man I guess. Cheers.

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Literally every time I see my oneitis I feel completely differently. Sometimes it seems like her and my cooler, more athletic friend are really hitting it off, so I tell myself I have no real chance. But then yesterday, for like the+ hours they barely say 2 words to each other and she's talking with me, laughing, making lots of eye contact, even making brief little bits of skin contact and it seems like I've totally got a chance. My emotions are all confused and shit. I'm on a high point right now but who knows how it'll be next time I see her.

All this on top of the fact that I CANNOT get her alone for more than 2 seconds to ask her to dinner. I'm working on a really limited timeline because she's only in state temporarily, but God damn I just want at least one chance to ask her out. I feel like I'm going to have to just somehow create an opportunity but I don't really know how. We're 100% of the time in group settings. Fuck.

I need like 3 pints of Guinness stat

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>>38331838
I meant my irl job. I usually make these threads when i feel down.

>>38332158
Thanks for the drink bar keep!

Also you're ruining my immersion REEEEE!!!

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>>38332025
Well lad i know that feel very well. It was a turning point wheremy brain went into overdrive and started... thinking. Before i knew it i was cold and nothing gave me pleasure. But i got motivation and it came from nothingness. I lost every single reason to live and for someone who lost every reason to keep on living, only way to live is for living for someone or something else. I think there might be no turning back from here on out robro.

Gin and tonic pls

I've been super isolated recently since I've cut contact from everyone I know. It kinda sucks, but it's not like my crush would care about me anyway so this way at least I have nothing to do but work

>tfw have been super productive with my woodworking
It's not all that bad

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>>38332093
You have been posting in my threads quite often, you are a regular these are on the house today. Just say "hey anonnette, can i talk to you for a moment" and ask her out.

>>38332189
No problem mate.


sorry

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>>38332267
I wish i could do what you did. Everything i do has traces of her. I literally can't stop thinking about her.

>>38330879
bumping my own thread once again

>>38332378
>tfw also had bombay sapphire in my gin and tonic irl
what the fuck you psychic dick
Also, it's tough. A few people tried to reach out to me and see if I was alive, which was a little comforting to know that they cared that much. Apparently, my absence of shitposting was noticed in a few groups lmao

I suppose it's tough to let her go though, I know how you feel. I've thought about (((her))) a lot more than I'd care to, but I know that it won't happen.

Come to think of it, it's probably better that way. I think I'm more in love with the idea I've fallen in love with, than the person I know she'll turn out to be. It's for the best for me, but you have my feels in hand with yours.

The other tough part of disappearing is the logistics. I had an old family farm that's abandoned to settle down in, and to live as monastic a life as possible now. I rebuilt my home gym, and spend my days woodworking now and lifting, spending very little money and bringing in a little cash doing odd jobs and manual labor. I'm already pretty /fit/, I'm just climbing the mountain higher and higher.

But I know she's not at the mountain top, so when I get there I'm gonna find nothing there. Just the clear blue skies above. And then I'll realize that there's no one up there because they all learned to fly, and I'll reach for the heavens then.

Follow your dreams barman. You can't have her, but you can have a world you built with your own hands

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>>38332329
Yeah, I've been posting a lot, I just can't force myself to act and my heart's all in a mess. I've put it off long enough, I was trying to avoid others knowing what was happening in case she wanted to reject me, but I'll regret it forever if I don't just force it and at least try

>>38332493
I know, i already made most of my dreams reality. But it always feels like i did it for her, feels like this world i created was for me and her.

Shw strays further away from me every day, every year and my loneliness in my own world i built with my hands only gets emphasised.

One day i will get over her. But that day doesn't seem to be in sight.

>>38332532
Honestly man I know it's like someone telling you "just be happy" when you're depressed, but you might as well. Go for it man, I believe in you so freakin much

>>38330879
Finally got released from the hospital so I can drink again
Life sucks Barkeep
One vodka lime please

>>38332532
dude even if you tried your very best to keep it a secret, the word gets around. It always does.

Since everyone's musing over their oneitis I might as well do the same. I said goodbye to her a couple of days ago, probably for the last time. She seemed genuinely sad to see me go and wanted to keep in touch. And as much as I want to continue to hold out for a chance that never came, I know I've got to move on and try to live my life without her in it as best as I can. Sometimes I wish I'd never met her. Just give me some whiskey, barkeep.

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>>38332607
I went ahead and poured some cola, trust me its good. Yeah, life sucks dick.

>>38332593
That's tough and relatable. I've never really gotten over a "her", for me it just changed from girl to girl. I've set up my life to be shared, and now that it's alone, I've got nothing to do but whittle away the hours and pursue pointless

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>>38332635
you are probably doing the right thing mate.

>>38332607
Medical or psychological? Either way cheers mate.

>>38332670
Schizophrenia and some other stuff

Water with ice here.
Im starting to accept my lonliness as most of the time Im sitting alone and handle it fairly- After all it's not the lonliness that kills but more of the feeling of creeping darkness that dissolves anything it touches. Im glad I learb to deal with it and move on, and as for my once-oneitis of long time- I fear she had feelings towards me when I simply told her I dont love her anymore, but no reason to cry over spilled milk I guess. I also think Ill finally find a job, Im content ;)

bourbon, straight.

NYC cook here,
Moved from KS to MO and now i work as a ranch hand pretty much and personal chef. Man last year was fucking horrible. I just wanted death. I uprooted my entire life and just left on a whim.

God I am so glad I trusted somebody for once. I was so ready to give up on humanity entirely. Everything was wrong, nothing was right I lost my job, my money, my home and I was about to live in my jeep and i just took the chance. 5 months later I am doing just fucking fine, people need and appreciate me right now. REAL people. Im working hard for stuff. Its all alright. I know this isn't forever but god it feels good. Bourbon, straight.

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>>38332647
I saw her yesterday dude, she seemed so different yet familiar. I knew we were strangers now. I hugged her and watched her sleep for a while. Then i want home and started crying like a little bitch and drank till i blacked out.

Life's been so shit lately. Feels like the gods are fucking with me.

I made out with a girl last night. She's average. She texted me when she got home but I was asleep. I haven't texted her but I probably will tomorrow. I dont really wanna bang her cause I don't think she's very attractive but I'm so sexless that I'd bang anything. I want a gf but she's going back to her country in two weeks.

I dont even know what I'll text her. Guess I'll just say hi and invite her over. I'll have a beer I guess.

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>>38332635
Shes fucking chad.
Oh op ill have a Wodka shot...make it a double I got shit to do.

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>>38332720
I appreciate your efforts anon. Good job on sorting your shit out.

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>>38332740
please dont fuck a girl you don't like.

>>38332757
This is all temporary. All of it but goddamn am I taking every moment in.

>>38332783
Living in the moment is the best way to relieve yourself off of your worries. I know it sounds like normie bullshit sorry.

>>38330879
I'll have a beer and a Jack on the rocks.

Happened to sit in front of the TV with my mom for a few minutes earlier today. She was flipping through the channels and briefly stopped at some dating show where people were kissing to ask "hey, did anonette call for your birthday or something?" - "nag mom, she didn't". For all she knows that girl's been a friend I had in school and haven't seen since graduation years ago, I haven't even talked about her since. She can't possibly know she's my oneitis and I'm still not over her. Why did she cross my mom's mind while seeing kissing people in TV?

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>>38332948
Your mother knows her son very well i guess. Whiskey is on the way.

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>>38332996
>>38332948

here you go brother. Your robot sucks ass.

>>38332688
That sucks, I can relate to a degree. I been hospitalized too, it sucks when even shoelaces are taboo and you have to sleep in open rooms.

>>38332663
I might be, but I know I won't be able to forget her and I might never get over her at all. I'll probably spend years thinking of her and the life we could've had if we'd met under different circumstances.

>>38332731
Man I know this feel too well. It sucks that us robots can't do anything for each other but offer sympathies. Fucking shit, I agree that it feels like life is fucking with me

>>38333058
you probably won't. But you don't have to be around her and suffer everytime you see her anymore.

>>38332996
>>38333024
Thanks man.

I miss her so much, I want nothing more in my entire life than to hug her for the rest of time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwvVhXItl1w
thread theme

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>>38333095
Why you gotta say shit like that dude. Your words invoke feels I don't want to have.

I ran out of booze a few hours ago. I had some left from monday but it wasn't enough. Failing to get drunk when you want to is awfull. I need a strong drink and then i'll go to bed.

>>38333185
go to the booze store. It can't be that hard.

>>38333185
>not keeping a massive stash of booze at all times within 10 yards
come on man

>>38332844
Yeah, if only my ensley would come back now, then I'd be really happy. Life mango, life.

https://soundcloud.com/user-504582407/amigo play this for me barkeep why'd does life and it's worries hit me like a truck? what's been up with you keep. Btw throw me a corona i feel mexican today.

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>>38333176
>Your words invoke feels
That's just the way I am. I could dig up a few more if you ever find yourself at a loss of feels.

>>38333222
It's 2:39 am over here

>>38333347
its 3:40 am here dude just go nothings gonna happen.

>>38333313
that was a bit cringy but i got sadder nonetheless

>>38333313
I'm down for feels. C'mon hit me.

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>Tfw trying to console things with mom but she won't move on.

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>>38333302
It's been shit. The thoughts of my childhood oneitis are destroying me.

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Sobieski

Spent all day yesterday fapping to the same softcore porn stars i've been fapping to for 10 years

>>38333467
That feel, that feel, God almighty I know that feel

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>>38333486
>tfw you cant even get over a pornstars

>>38333506
we met yesterday and it was disasterous.

>>38333413
>>38333436
>party at my place
>best friend/oneitis spills her drink on my pants
>go inside to grab a clean pair and treat the stain
>she comes into my room as I get done changing
>gets real close
>puts her hands on my sides
>pushes me towards my bed a little
>looks up at me with the biggest eyes
>giggles "I'm sorry for ruining your pants anon, let me make it up to you"
Told her we'd do it another time when we're sober and there's not a dozen people waiting for me outside with no lock on my door. Instead of picking it back up, we had a falling out. She confronted me about turning her down, but I wasn't ready to tell her how I had felt about her for years already. Instead, scared of my own repressed feelings I lashed out at her and ran away. Didn't talk to her for 6 years after that.

>>38332740
how does she look? whats average about her

>>38333585
we are our worst enemies.

My nofap is about to be broken. I'm going to try to not be too upset though since going a few days without it has been great, baby steps. I hope I get over it totally someday.

>>38333657
If its not like 6 times a day you can jerk off however you like dude. Nofap is for normal people.

jack n coke please

my feel is that I hate myself and want to kill myself

because I have ruined my life and see no way out

every day just brings more pain

nothing brings me joy

>>38333413
>>38333585
I'll take an Asahi, I've kissed a couple girls, mainly drunk, edged on by my friend. Never felt a thing. I still remember the girl who once hugged me and it felt so nice and warm. Touching overs felt wrong for some reason. I dunno, Im just like that. I see her maybe once a year, often less, Tried so hard to forget. How could I forget that warmth? I've been alone ever since. I actually tried to get with her once. bought her pearls for christmas. sweet talked her, made her blush. but I didn't know that 3 months ago she got a bf. She gave them back 2 weeks later. I was late, 2 years late. thing is, she is so kind, and im afraid that being with me would taint her. Im not the best of people. i do gov't work. things that need to be done. im often away. id hate for her to be lonely. id hate for her to become like me,

Pint please.

20 years old and struggling to come to terms with the harsh reality of my own life. Despite my best efforts I am no further ahead in life than I was last year. Going from a shitty community college to an acutall university in a few months, due to academic snobbery I have to go back a year. So that sucks. I realise that I was a loser in school, a loser in college and I'll be a loser in the real world. Everybody in life simply sees me as that guy and nothing more, that guy at the gym always on the bench, that guy sat in the corner of class, that guy eating alone at mcdonalds.

What's the point in it? Put up with 45 more miserable years untill I retire then struggle to preserve my dignity by hoping I make it to the bathroom in time?

>>38333707
i know that feel, I hope that I get shot one day. It would be easier on my parents than me offing myself.

>>38333765
Your fucking 20 its not goddamn supposed to fucking work yet. goddamn fucking kid

fuck you all!!!!!@!1

>>38333756
>I didn't know that 3 months ago she got a bf
>I was late, 2 years late
I know that feel. As we met again 6 years later, I found out she missed me as much as I had missed her. She thought I didn't like her and forgot about her in the meantime. She has a boyfriend now.

>>38330879
I'm sorry lads i feel drowsy. Someone else can serve if they want.

Finnish-Irish barkeep signing off.

>>38333765
give it time kid. work hard, be smart, get rich. biggest fuckyou you can give.

>>38333802
But it seems to have worked fine for others anon. Other people in my age group have friends, lovers and seem to be moving forward in life. These things may be fickle and temporary in nature, but I'd take that over nothing.

>>38333874
its all lies. All of them.

>>38333868
Hard work has gotteb me nowhere. I took every extra credit class possible, I am on par with a BEng student for mathematics and physics, yet I still need to repeat a year. That's one more year in the workforce, one more year of my life I'll never get back.

lets kick it off with mix of beer and sprite, with ice please.

i had this thought in my head today. we have no more role models anymore. if you think about it most fathers nowdays are cucks that let the woman run the house, and most households have single mothers in them anyway.

basically what im trying to say is where are all the REAL male role models we need in our lives? all we have nowdays is stupid old fucks that are telling us to man up. where are all the great men that will educate us on how to not be cucks for the government and woman. and how to take control over our lives.
im not looking for a savior, im just looking for 1 fucking person in this city/country to start leading men and give them no bullshit advice's.
how come all the 40,50,60 year all men in this country are so cucked and hollow? why no one leading people anymore?

>>38330879
Are you the same guy who's been doing this thread all this time? I used to sometimes lurk these.

>>38333850
Faaaagggotttt
fucking orginal you quay

>>38333850
rest easy m80
>>38333849
I wish I could forget. It would hurt less.
>>38333923
first 10 years to grow up, your teens to mature mentally, your 20's are to set your financial foundation. still a ways to go kid.

>>38333926
Boomers are the worst generation in history.

>>38333985
>I wish I could forget
I do too, but she started texting me every once in a while, I usually don't really reply much. Despite my feigned disinterested in her, she still keeps trying to initiate conversations, even if she doesn't have anything to say. Also, she wants to see me, despite being in a relationship.

>>38334058
my best friend is a chad, he'd tell you to bang her. if she stays around good, if she doesn't you're back where you started. but at least you smashed

>>38333617
She's blonde, a bit fat, she has good complexion but I'm not into chubby girls. There's nothing particularly noteworthy about her otherwise.

I've got laid a couple of times and I'm not a big fan of sex but I don't like wasting my chances. God knows when I'll have another one.

>>38333926
Well how would everyone know to start following an exceptional individual? Many people out there know the right words to say, the right mindset, and can preach a better path out of this cucked, weak state we are in. But how do they reach out and talk to an entire population?

>day before work party
>work onitis is being really flirty (started losing weight and lifting last year, finally look good)
>says she can't wait to dance with me
>go to party
>she looks amazing
>I've drank loads and I'm offered a cigarette
>don't smoke very often at all but enjoy the occasional
>tips me over the edge
>get messed up
>walk home early
>sleep on toilet floor
>back at work today
>onitis acts angry and resentful towards me

I despise myself sometimes, I feel like I'm in my own personal episode of peep show all the time

At least I can drown my feels at the gym

I literally feel unable to live

I can't into basic shit

I'm fucked

I destroyed myself completely I am in a dark pit, I want to die. Someone please kill me

>>38333093
>But you don't have to be around her and suffer everytime you see her anymore.
Funny enough, I always felt good around her. She was really cute and fun to be around, it's when I didn't see her that I started to obsess hard over her and how I'd never be with her. And right now I'm not feeling too hot, and it's only been two days.

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>>38330879
>she apparently had sex with dumbass guy when they were like 11

WT101 neat, leave the bottle

>>38335376
Barkeep passed out. Holy shit 11? How is she now?

Over the past few months I've been having more and stronger suicidal thoughts as I'm trying to sleep. It started with me wanting to kill myself but it was just a vague "wanting to" ie no specifics. Then the location that I would like to do it started appearing. Then the music i wanna listen to as I'm driving myself to the location. Then the how. But last night it got to the point where I actually shot myself in my head out on the jetty and I laid motionless for a few moments with blood and tears in my eyes before i faded away

I'll take a water, Barkeep. I don't drink alcohol

6 shots of rum. Found out my high school bully pummeled my oneitis cunt then discarded her like a busted dishwasher. Shes carrying his child and thinks he'll change

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It's happening, it's finally fucking happening. I'm losing my virginity at 28 years and 8 months. I met an ftm off grindr and just talked a lot at the start, and they're actually kinda cute in a twinkish/tomboyish way. We're gonna smoke weed (first time in my life), then "see where things lead". After fighting cancer for 5 years, then losing 200 pounds and becoming fit, for the first time in a very long time I actually feel good. Feels good, man.

>>38335929
i consider myself straight but 4chan made me start fapping to traps and ftm's are basically less gay than fucking someone with a dick so I don't even care, it's just nice that someone compliments me and cares about me. I don't even care about the last 12 years being wasted I just feel good, man.

for some reason i can't stop thinking of this one qt i saw once behind the counter in some gas station out in bumfuck nowhere across the border. she smiled at me, seemed genuine so either i did something really funny or something else. i dont know and its confusing me.
i'm on the brink of driving 3-4 hours just to see if she's there. it was over a year ago.
i'd probably just spill spaghetti all over but why, WHY would anyone smile in such a way at me? all i did was ask for smokes.
is there hope? do i even have a chance? 0.0000001% maybe

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am i still banned if not fuckin dope yessss
yessss no ban
original comment

Have to fly for the first time soon, really scared of planes.

After that base fear I'm dreading what everyone else probably does, screeching babies, getting sat next to disgusting people, ears popping.

5 hour nonstop flight, not really sure how I'm going to handle it, sort of just wanted to vent.

>>38335951
keeping on reaching for that rainbow, friend.

>>38336646
yep. it really sucks.
by the time you land you don't give a fuck about dying because you hate people and their stupid shit.
if you can, pick hallway seat, not near the wings and see if there is a free row after the plane takes off.
worst part is before. afterwards it was a minor inconvenience.
been taking planes every other year since i was 2 years old. one time it was 16 fucking hours and only one bathroom with line from the front to the back.

>>38334299
How does a cigarette do that to someone? God imagine the embarrassment you'd go through if you were to have sex with her.

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>>38336646
Take some melatonin tablets and drift off to la-la land.

>spurned by two lovers in the span of several months

Just fuck my shit up, senpai. One loves someone else now, the other blocked my number for seemingly no reason.

Beer, whatever you think is good.

I have one friend and know I'm lucky to have such a great friendship, but I want more people to be around. I actively talk to people, but they just never seem to want to be more than acquaintances. I really try, but don't try hard enough to seem pathetic. I don't dominate conversations but try not to seem aloof. I'm not ugly and I have good hygiene. But it's like my novelty wears off quickly. I don't know what to do.
I want friends, and I really want a girlfriend. It aches.

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I'll take a rum and coke, throw in whatever other shit you feel like.

>been friends with this girl for a while
>things have been great
>had a great time hanging out this week
>thought I had a shot
>she texts me 20 minutes ago
>says that she had a great time on a date she just had

SOMEONE HOLD ME PLEASE!

A Manhattan and a dirty vodka martini. Im here to get fucked up, but with class.

>good job, pays into the six-figures
>work 12 hour days, 6 days a week
>because of time and aspd, khhv (scored +2 combined on the relationship and mental health section of the robot test thread)
>questioning objective meaning and of purpose of my life
>days passing by, getting bitter and cynical, contemplating suicide

For the wednesday night feels, have 25% gratuity.

No drinks for me, just looking to play some cards. Anybody got a cribbage board?

>>38332594
Thanks Anon, it actually means a lot. I swear I'm going to make this happen

>>38332608
Yeah, my main concern was potentially embarrassing her. But that's just another excuse isn't it? Just more bullshit my broken brain is using to prevent me being happy

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>>38331280
>tfw "close" friends get gfs and ignore you
at least I'm going to college, maybe things will change

>>38337307
why do you need someone to hold, she said the date went great?

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I have a story I would like to tell and get advice on it if you don't mind

>>38330879
>tfw dumb, poor, fat, spic and short
>tfw cant accept i have to live a lonely life, while normalfaggots get everything handed to them, like friends, education and love
>tried so hard to fit in, eventually got tired of it and now i just isolate myself from everyone
>forcing myself to post this because not even in a place full of outcasts like me, nobody gives a fuck

fuck this life man

>>38330879
>i just want a girlfriend who loves me for who i am and will be forever faithful
>i want to merge with this girlfriend and become one entity
>im so lonely
>no girl would ever love me


im also a bit of a deviant and i think that would turn off a lot of girls.

>>38339136

were you going to proceed or not?

Listening to tracks my brethren

>>38330879
Serious question any guys ever thought about pulling your money getting together and opening an actual frogs and feels Tavern in some college town?

I do not think we'll Jack and pepe are copyrighted characters so they could easily be used and put on the sign

>>38339604
Just wanted to see if there was in interest. Not gonna greenest this.
Closest friend for 10 years I'm 25. We dated for 7.
Occasionally fooled around after. So she starts spending more time with her half brother. And our usual kissing and cuddling goes down. During one of our drunken conversations she logs in onto my chrome and syncs it with hers. Making and said I love you so much throughout everything you've been there for me so I wanna give you this. All her accounts facebook and banking shit.

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>>38339670
day shift here
I thought about it, and that is not viable
you cannot talk to all clients

>>38339697
So I decide to see what's up and search my name in her messages you know. Found some shit said they her brother ruined her. Okay weird look up fucking, sex, puusy, dick, etc.
Found out apparently she's being fucked by him. Side note she's never been close to him because he was out of the house and over 20 when we were in high school.
They've been fucking regularly I'd say every Friday night after they drink for I wanna say a month.

>>38339697

Don't get it, is she suicidal or something?

That cozy feel when she just feel asleep on facetime.

>>38339756
And after my dad had surgery I wanted to unwind but I was in a mood and read a message said "he's upset and won't talk about it has killing my relaxation vibe so now I'm talking to you <3"
And I don't know but it through me off way fucking hard

>>38339779
So I'm thinking about talking to her tomorrow.
"Hey we're best friends right we wouldn't lie to each other.
You and he's being super close lately.
Y'all aren't doing anything weird right *laugh*
And she how she reacts

>>38334293
First of al yall kill yourselves for thinking the way yall do. Thats step 1

Give me a loaded gun with one bullet

>live with mother
>forces me to sign up at the employment office
>go there for a couple weeks with nothing to show for it
>stop going, mother doesn't know
>they start calling me, never pick up
>eventually they stop and send me a letter telling me to go there on last friday
>got another letter today which I haven't read

I would like to either re-do my life or just flat out stop it.

Also can they do anything else aside from sending me letters? Can they like sue me or something? Don't live in the US since I'm assuming it's different for each country

>>38339803

m8 she did it on purpose, tell her to keep her money and keep your pride. You could probably tell her that you just want to use her for sex now with no strings attached but seeing as you're on here you're probably too beta not to catch feels so I'd just leave her.

>>38340005
Lol the feels were already caught long ago. Just thought it was mutual. Just wanted to see what people thought was the best way to bring it up.

>>38339972

no they can't sue you for not showing up, but might I ask why you refuse to work?

>>38330879
I don't drink, but if I'm here I guess I'll take some Dr. Pepper
I've taken up therapy, my first appointment was Saturday and I'm trying to do my best and go every week, not chicken out or give myself some bullshit excuse
Anyone here have any experience with therapy? Any success or failure stories? Advice?
I don't know, just looking for anything. I've never been one to believe in therapy unless you have an actual mental illness but this is what my life has come to
Sorry to rant

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>>38340061
therapy is jewish trick
do not do it

>>38340025

If she's still on messenger I'd send her something saying you don't want to see her anymore so she doesn't see you crying(also make sure to not tell her you're crying). She's probably mentally ill and wants to see your reaction so make sure not to give her the satisfaction.

>>38340054
I wouldn't mind working but I'm a high school drop out with no social skills living in an eastern european village. I only got one place recommended to me and they rejected me because I didn't have enough experience.

And having to wake up at 5 am to catch a bus and then coming back home at night for 5 days a week doesn't sound fun.

>>38340127

Are you having fun being the current you?

>>38340110
She gave me all that months ago I honestly she forgot about that considering she was shitfaced, and forgets shit a lot.

Just had my last day at the best paying and best future outlook job I've ever had, at costco. Had to quit because I couldn't keep up and didn't want to get fired. Now I'm unemployed for the first time in years and I want to kill myself.

I'm trying desperately to find a graveyard shift job in the vein of night security guard so I can avoid normies and the constant whip cracking of retail, but they're almost impossible to find.

>>38340068
Damn, I always forget to ask for no ice
While I'm not a fan of the Jews, I'd prefer if you elaborate on your statement

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>>38340181
modern psychology was invented in very shady environment by austrian jew who wanted to fuck his own mother
it is composed of made up bullshit invented by shits who do not have any real skills

>>38340204
I took 2 years of psych in highschool and it was emphasized that Freudian ideology wasn't very prominent anymore
Have you ever gone to therapy?

>>38340137
Not at all
The only positive thing in my life is my imagination, so I'm kind of hoping that afterlife is just living in it.

>>38340229
never and I will never go
in slav lands, you go to church, visit confessional booth instead of weird as fuck old people and their thoughts

Been thinking about the oneitis alot again. Stopped stalking her social media a month ago in an attempt to forget but I came back to it yesterday. Turns out her and her boyfriend moved in together at the beginning of the month and they're going to take a trip to Tokyo next month. I feel pathetic that I still stalk her sm when I haven't even talked to her in years but I just can't get her out of my mind. I'm so lonely that just imagining a life with her is the only thing that keeps me sane, even if it'll never happen

>>38340281
Not much of a difference between a priest and a therapist no? I'm not religious, but maybe I'll pop by a church one day

>>38340266

I think you should try something new but go into it focusing on bettering yourself. Forward progress and trying not to fall backwards is the only thing that keeps me from being an alcoholic.

>>38340332
bigass difference, priests have long standing tradition of listening, therapists are around for less than 100 years
but whatever floats your boat

>>38340150

Trust me m8 you need to run. Not even trying to be that guy who gives vague advice on the internet either. What kind of answer would you even be looking for? There is no scenario where this ends well, none, all you can do is minimize the damage to yourself and avoid the situation altogether.

>>38340302
>tfw I do this with a girl I only said one thing to
>all I said was "I dont care"
Fuck you satan

>>38340457
Like I said, not really a fan of either, but at this point if it helps I'll give it a shot

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>>38330879
Long time no see Bartender. Give me a Smirnoff with coke. I can relate to your feels
>tfw know with qt blonde girl from middle school
>have a crush on her because she was different than other roasties from our class
>She was good at math and physics so I figured she wouldn't be a bitchy roastie
>Late 9th grade (Graduating in that spring an turning 16 in the summer
>Hear a rumor she's being drinking and partying with other Stacies
>Didn't want to believe, since I was about to ask her out, but pussied out because I was too beta to do it

>Years later, we've both graduated from different high schools
>Look up her Instagram, to see how she's doing
>mfw she burns the coal

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>>38340566
feels sad man
nevertheless, toll will be paid, justice will be served
it always happens, no exceptions

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White Russian.

Only ever had one gf. Last words she said to me when we broke up was that she loved me. That was 2 years ago. Recently fallen for a coworker, know there's no chance but I feel like she's so right. Urge to confess my feelings for her and just be honest since I'm terrible at flirting and so is she. I know that's a bad idea but I'm getting a promotion soon anyway and won't see her as much...

I destroyed the only relationship I had with a girl by showing her a dick pic that wasn't even mine. I always fucking do this.

I just want some sort of friendship with anyone, but I'm such a degenerate pervert, manwhore, loser that at some point I try to make it sexual. Fuck me, it's just the same cycle over and over. I don't deserve or want sympathy, I just want to shit on myself publicly because it's how some one like me should be treated.

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>>38340635
>Last words she said to me when we broke up was that she loved me
that was to add insult to injury, don't mind those whorewords
>confess my feelings
never ever do that, it will only make things worse

I just want a gf
I caught oneitis I can't get over it

>>38340666
>I just want a gf
we are not serving those, you should know it satan

I'll take the cheapest whiskey you have on the rocks

The girl I'm interested in rarely responds to my texts, but we have the most amazing conversations when she does. I'm getting mixed signals, and I'm really torn. This is the first meaningful attraction I've felt in 5 years

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>>38340701
she is not into you, been there, done that

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>>38340660
>Whorewords
Made me lol

I can't stop thinking about this woman. I have dreams about her. We.hang out occasionally between shifts outside of work and I enjoy our time...never an official date though mostly due to scheduling. I'd consider us friends. Still a bad idea to just be honest with her?

>>38340701

Do those conversations flow on their own, or are you carrying all of the progression and if you don't end your message with a question, does the conversation die?

Honestly i just lonely as fuck and boring as hell, so its hard for me getting along with anything even my pets dont like me. Also need a jack with coke

I'm just waiting for the damn admission letter, or maybe they won't let me in, whatever. The wait is killing me anyway.
I'll have an Irish coffee.

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>>38340747
take your time then, not a date maybe but a cofee perhaps?
but frankly, I am the last person you should take advice from, as I had never ever had gf
>>38340784
here you go

Rum, any kind straight, no ice pls. ;_;

I've been out of school for nearly four years now. I started going back just to make my mother happy but it's so fucking hard. I can barely do math, and I've become so dumb and intuned with work that I barely remember what to do or when it is. I'm somehow pulling through, but I can tell it's barely. She's paying for all of it while I just live like a poor idiot across the country. I'm going to fail, I can feel it, and I don't know how I'm going to look or speak to my mom knowing I've just let her down again. I think she knows I'm going to fail too. She's always angry or tense when I call just to say hi. She wasn't like this before I went to school like she asked. What can I do besides keep trying? Why does it have to be so expensive? Why does it have to be so unforgiving? Not even the work I do now is so hard lines on me, and they have the power to send me to prison!

Fuck fuck fuck fuck it's not fair. Why did my cheating, leeching, shallow bitch of a sister get everything? How can she just succeed so much just by existing? Fuck

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>>38340785
they will anon, tea leftovers in my mug are confirming that

>>38340792
Thanks barkeep, keep up the good work.

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>>38340795
sisters, and females in general, have it easier in life
>>38340802
thanks

Gin and tonic.

I'm a 24 year old virgin, with average face, decent body, hobbies that take me outside and great career prospects.

I've had multiple chances to lose it, but in the end I couldn't take the last leap, mostly due to my own emotional barriers.

I'm not that worried about it, but I was wondering whether it would be worth just getting it over with with a prostitute/one night stand.

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>>38340820
I did it with hooker and it was not worth it
first good sex had with 2nd hooker, younger, thinner, and overall hotter
mind your picks

>>38340800
Thanks for the quick service barkeep! Keep the change.
They will let me in if qualifications count, but I messed up the formalities. A week or two after applying, they told me to send some more documents that were supposedly mandatory. They would have just told me to get lost instead of giving me the chance to send the documents again if they're not letting me in. That's what I say to stay sane at least.

>>38340830

I'll keep that in mind.

Keep the change.

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>>38330879
A good old jack and coke Barkeep

Friends want me to move in I made a cheeky offer of $50 to rent a room didn't expect them to take it but its they said yes. This is going to saving me nearly $300 a month and we are going to have some skits adventures for our last semester.

Plus going clubbing with a grill on the weekend.

How was your day Barkeep?

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>>38340966
my day is only beginning, it is 11:00 in the morning in my timezone
nothing great really, gonna serve some drinks and play vidya until day is over

Whiskey, straight w/ no ice

Life is moving too fast. I'm currently 24, turning 25 in a few months. Just one of those days (among countless days I've had) where it feels like I'm waiting to start living my life the way I want to. "Got to finish school, lose weight, get /fit/, have sex for the first time, make friends, move out of my parents basement, get a job" ...then maybe my life won't feel like it's just going down the drain.

Fuck man, the worst part is that when I actually felt like I was living life to the fullest last summer, it turned out to be a bipolar induced psychotic episode that ruined a large portion of my life and friendships. Life is a bitch.

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>>38341136
>Life is a bitch.
yep, it fucks gently those who have money and anally rapes those who have not
--------------
taking 5 min break

I'll have some of your strongest water and a red wine to wash it down. I need a place to vent, it helps me organize my thoughts.

Before you all call me a normie and tell me to leave, know that by the time I met her at age 25, I'd already given up hope of ever experiencing love and intimacy. I'm a failed normie and a failed robot, I don't know where else to go.

Last weekend, on the day of our third month together, she broke up with me. I still do not fully understand why, it came out of nowhere. Maybe because the "honeymoon" phase was over and she just didn't love me anymore. I don't know.

The night before she did it she was cold and distant, I had a dream that she broke off our relationship. I woke up that morning feeling relieved, she was lying right next to me. I was blissfully unaware that I was only hours away from that dream becoming reality.

Two nights ago I was in a very dark place. I didn't (and maybe I still don't) want to move on. I wandered out into the night, in the rain with nothing but a shirt, shorts and shoes. I was angry at myself, at her, at my friends. At the same time, I wanted to be with her more than anything. I wanted to call her, text her, walk all the way to her house, to ask for another chance.

But yesterday something happened. I started seeing things from a new perspective. I think I knew from the start that she wasn't going to be "the one". There were times when I wondered if I was in love with her, or in love with the idea of being loved. A lot of things feel unfinished, but maybe that's just because 3 months isn't that long in the first place.

I think back on the things we did and feel a mix of sadness and happiness. Sad because we will never do those things again. Happy because I got to do those things with her.

I hope some day we can be friends, to see each other again without feelings of remorse, but I need time to process things.

>>38341412
I'll order another one for you if you need it, breakups can hurt bad, especially when you don't see them coming. It might be a good idea to put the things you learned from your relationship on paper to arm yourself for new ones in the future, but it might be better to wait until the emotions dim a bit before you do that.

>>38341441
Thanks. You're right about the last part. I feel an incredible urge to find intimacy, but I'd just be trying to fill a hole with something/someone that doesn't fit.

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>>38341412
being friends with your ex is like keeping your dog after he died

>>38330879
Bartender anon I need help

get me a vodka tonic

>gf is cute but dumb
>dating 9 months
>she moves in and now expects me to motivate her to do stuff
>as if I can motivate myself to do stuff
>she's always talking about marriage and kids
>mfw I want neither of those things

What do I do?

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>>38330879
>Watching your childhood crush get sucked into degeneracy
I don't even know where she is or what she's doing
Kinda miss her

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>>38341677
talk to her, do not waste time, it is resource that is not renewable at all

>>38330879
Can you give me something non-alcoholic? I still have to drive.

>>38341696
That's true. I think deep down I know I need to talk to her but I've been avoiding it and that's why it's been stuck on my mind.

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>>38341715
get yourself a driver

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my former best friend is now a degenerate who smokes weed all day and just threw me away for some friends he can party with on saturdays.
got depressed and became a neet because I can't find new friends anyway

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>>38341793
that is all cool and fine, but either order something or I will not give a fuck about your blog post
that is the rule in Frogs and Feels, you MUST order something

>>38341648
I don't want to feel bitter about her and the things we did while together. Besides, we share a circle of friends.

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>Ex and I breakup
>Slept with 2 girls since to get over the pain
>She went off on me calling me disgusting and asking how I could move on so fast
>Rips me apart in these messages
>I'm not even close to recovering
>Today I barely thought about her and when I did
>Accidentally click on one of her friends instagrams
>Saw a picture of her
>Realize it wasn't an accident
>I haven't been this depressed in my entire life
It's been 2 months since we broke up.

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>>38338366
No she went on a date with someone else and had a great time, anon

>>38330879
>watching your childhood crush turn into a fascist when you're mixed race

>>38342027
Don't. Fuck. Random. Whores. Keep this in the back of your head at all times.

>>38342065
That must fucking suck lad. I'm mixed too but both sides are white. But converted fascists usually don't dislike non-whites they have in their own circles and you are mixed so you might be able to get by.

>>38330879
BTW I woke up.

>>38342072
Okay so the first one I had tried talking too and hanging out with, but she was ultra lefty, poetry, all the shit I hate in a person so it just didn't work
The second one was a friend of my best friend and ive known her for years but we'd never talked on account we disliked each other, I was a real edgelord when i'd know her in my sophmore year. She offered to give me a ride home from my friends one night and we were just talking and the thought of sex never crossed my mind with her but then it happened, they weren't random whores at leat.
God I wish I could cry but tears never come.

>>38342096
Yeah they might not be random whores but it still sounds like you had random sex. Why does your ex mind it though ? You guys broke up, didn't you ?

god these threads are full of the most obnoxious pseudo intellectuals
i'm glad you all hate your lives
dumb idiots!

>>38342128
Exclamation marks are fag shit lad.

>>38342115
I did briefly try to get back with her, but she said it wouldn't work and I agreed. I guess just the pain of realizing that you aren't the only thing on someones mind, like shes talking to someone new and it destroys me. We were each others first everything, besides I'd kissed 2 people.
The kicker is shes also a 16 year old girl.
>>38342128
>Wow people get sad! what retards!
Kill yourself

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>>38342095
you! you took over my name field
were you previously known as Barman?
and why you do not use any Jukebox when you open FnF?

>>38342202
I used to do these threads right after Jack died. I always put in "To the memory of Jack" at the end of the OP. I usually start these with a jukebox but I was sad and drunk yesterday, sorry.

>>38342140
you're not retards for being capable of sadness. you're retards for the things you get sad about. you're retards for the way you over analyse every tiny detail or your mundane lives. you're retards for emotionally investing so much in silly teenage relationships or obsessing over a female acquaintance who probably needs a few seconds to remember your name.

I posted this in 25+ general, but I will post it here too since I'm frustrated and extremely upset with myself.

Also, can't drink alcohol due to Crohn's.

I keep applying for jobs left and right. I have a good resume with a lot of good credentials. I'm not sugarcoating. I made a startup nearly 1 million dollars as an intern and I have over a year of experience in my field.

I have a 5 month gap because I got really sick with Crohn's and needed a resection and it took a long time to recover from. I'm a lot better now and with better meds and I get rejected literally within an hour from every company I apply to. I can't work a labor job anymore. I can't work retail or do warehouse or factory work either because of no access to a bathroom.

Don't know where to go from here.

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>>38342354
you are retard for writing all this shit here
>>38342237
no worries
>>38342405
>due to Crohn's.
that is bad

>>38342428
GOD I WANT THAT COCK (COKE) SO BAD

>>38342428
I know. Shitting myself to death/having bowels that are permanently damaged isn't good either.

>>38342354
what is a good reason to get sad in your opinion ?

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>>38330879
Stupid normie cunts might want me to go to some stupid dance. I don't want to go. It sounds like hell on earth. Need advice in dodging it.

>>38330879
just a coke please

getting cut on monday, not feeling great about it

>>38342512
You got sick. Ez pz.

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>>38342519
Phimosis ? Or something else ?

>>38342567
Yeah, Phimosis. Always had it, tried everything to fix it including stretching etc but nothing has helped. Turned 22 last year and just thought to myself I don't fucking care anymore, I'd rather not have to worry about it while i'm in uni

>>38342581
Get a lose cut so you can wank without lube and retain more senses on your dick.

>>38342581
What stretching technique did you use and for how long? Took me a few years to be able to pull the foreskin back completely. Used to be I could only do it flaccid in a hot bath (makes the skin a bit looser), stopping for a few seconds whenever it felt too tight.

>>38342512
>some stupid dance
prom?

>>38330879
Can I get a Tom Collins?
>tfw Im trying to get my shit together but nothing ever seems to fucking work out

>>38342949
Pretty much.
Don't want to go at all.

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>>38342990
sure you can
to both your questions

>>38343022
then don't go, but remember this:
>people mostly regret stuff they didn't do, not stuff they did

>>38330879
Ill take what ever you recommend barkeep
>my ex wants us to be a thing again its been about 6 years since we broke up and things have changed I still love her but she has a kid now and Im not sure if I want to do that

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>>38343095
fuck her as much as you can but do not commit
she is used goods, and not worth your time
also, she has a kid that is not yours

Hey barkeep(s)

Hows your night been? I just got off from third shift at 7-11. It's almost 7am but I don't think i'll sleep for a while.

I'll take a double scotch, neat please.

Thank you.

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>>38343452
I did nothing except of getting tipsy on 2x100ml of cherry flavoured vodka and watching Rozen Maiden
such is the life

>>38330879

>a year since we broke up
>been NC for 8+months
>started seeing a way less crazy and way hotter girl recently
>still think of her everyday (not in a "i miss her" way but a "what the fuck is wrong with her" way)


why do bpd's even exist

>>38343580

Thank you. Is it obvious i'm Canadian lmao

I haven't heard of that anime before, are you enjoying it? I wish I had vodka,I have a tiny bit of weed but I have to ration so I can't blaze as much as I like.

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>>38343604
I do not care unless you order something
>>38343629
this is anime that DESU meme comes from
and no, it is not obvious that you are a leaf. And while your lack of vodka is understandable, your lack of weed is not. Trudou is fan of legalisation, right?

>>38330879
Hey barkeep give me Rob Roy please
I don't have much of a problem really things aren't perfect but they could be worse
the only thing thats really bothering me is Im losing my hair its not to to bad yet but by next year its gonna get bad Im thinking about starting to wear a baseball hat but I don't know

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>>38343738
bald head is sign of high test
be proud of it

>>38343738
>>38343837

Or save up money and get a hair transplant.

>>38343090
Went to one already. Wasn't great desu

>>38343876
Just forget it lad. Prom type shit always sucks cocks.

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>>38343876
>>38343908
I concur
I had 0 female friends->went to prom alone, drunk a lot of booze with everybody, sister of my friend either decided on her own or took pity of me because someone told her and danced with me
either way, it sucked enormously

i always see these threads but never have opened one
hi guys

>>38344236
hey lad, how's your first time

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>>38344255
Dunno yet, literally just opened the thread

Can I bring booze into the bar because I'm a cheapskate?

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>>38344273
I do not reccomend that, better order something

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So we just talk about feels here right?
I got feels
>>38344286
screwdriver i guess
gotta get that vitamin C for breakfast

>>38330879
>Watching your childhood crush get sucked into degeneracy edition
Hey, that happened to me once. Really pretty girl got indoctrinated by tumblr in high school, shaved her head and started insisting she was genderfluid and that we should call her some weird ass name she made up.

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>>38344332
general idea is that you order a drink, and that allows one of barkeeps to talk to you about whatever you want

>like girl
>come up with a ton of (probably valid) reasons why it wont work/why she wont like you
>forget about her
>rinse and repeat
story of my life
>>38344393
thanks la

I can't tell if I like this girl or not. The time we spend is really quite boring but I can't explain how good I feel when we touch or cuddle. I've never felt that with someone, she's warm and cute... Either way she is a modern woman (Whore) and already said she's looking for something casual :-(

Should I cut contact? Or try to figure out if I have feelings for her and tell her?

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>>38344401
You are bound to get hurt if you tell her, or you could try to have something casual. Here is lemonade till you order some shit.

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>>38344400
fear is the mind killer anon
you should do as all /r9k/ robots did at least once
try, only to have your fears confirmed
apparently, this is what humans do

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>>38344483
i was in europe for all of june and tried a lot over there for the first time
didnt work too well

Had my waifu drunk and at the eiffel tower and even that didnt work. That trip was pretty much every r9k meme come to life desu, half the girls in my group had boyfriends and all but two fucked numerous guys while over there

the group i was with was 40 people, 30 of them girls. when the girls werent fucking the locals they all just got passed around by the same 3 Chads in our group. You'd think with this kind of gender ratio everyone would get pussy but that doesnt happen at all. Le 80/20 rule

>>38331280
Started this year with some close friends and a girlfriend.

Close friends stayed. I value them more than anything else in the world.

>>38344580
now, bear with me, because I will ask you hard question:
did you or did you not grabbed your waifu ass, tits, tried to kiss her or tried any "moves" at all?

>>38332378
I've had that problem the past six months. Nearly got me to quit my job because it was so distracting.

I manage with it by taking a few moments of my day to relax and think deeply about why I feel this way all day.

It helped for me, might help for you.
Could I order some cider?

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>>38344643
thanks mate, i will try that.

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A dry cider please barkeep
My opportunities in life seem to be drying up, and I still have the consequences from mistakes of the past lurking over me
Starting to feel a little bit trapped, like when you know you're locked into a bad end in a vn or game
I can't just load save however

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>>38330879
Black Russian please
I wasted a whole year because I'm so stressed i got chronic hyperventilation and tinnitus. Also alienated all my friends i carefully got in 4 years, nervous and akward in public (i can't even get a drink in real life because i would stutter and emberass myself)messed up my internship for my studies but at least i passed all theory courses.
It's been shit and i almost killed myself but hey it could be worse but i could really use a hug

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>>38344715
when you cannot load save, jus bite down your teeth and push forward towards victory, over corpses if need arises

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>>38344730
hugs are overrated, go for nuru or lomi lomi massage

>>38344643
>>38344676

Thanks for the cider, mate.

To clarify, mine was an exchange student and before she'd leave back to Japan she suddenly ended it all. I was understanding since long-distance relationships never work but we'd stay friends and I'd throw her a farewell party.

I spent a lot of time preparing a farewell gift for her and got a bunch of friends to keep their schedule open.

She was rather unresponsive until one day after I asked her how long she had left before returning she told me she already went home.

Left me with a lot to mull over. Why she left without saying goodbye and some other personal things between us.

Eventually had to face the reality that I was merely a pleasant distraction to her. You don't want to be mulling that over when you have actual work to do, it'll destroy your job / social situations with others.

Every night before my sleep I sit on my balcony with a smoke and some music. It does wonders.

I'm curious as to your story if you're willing.

for a while picture of hairy foot posted here for no reason was here, anybody else saw that?

Im really thinking about killing myself. Im looking for guns online, im think a 45acp would be enough. Im so tired of trying.

>>38344615
i tried to kissu her a few times and each time she turned away
she was pretty wasted and i felt kinda douchey making moves on her in that state desu

she started coming onto me i think once we got back because she wanted to share the couch with me. too bad it was way too crowded with 7 people in a studio apartment airbnb

Just a bourbon on the rocks please.
My biggest problem is that I'm shitty at being assertive. That's because I automatically assume everyone's better than me and that they're right. So I have no leg to stand on ever because I never believe in myself.
>go to pool with dad
>want to jump off diving board
>people in the pool right under the diving board
>too anxious to ask them nicely to move
I'm so fucking pathetic I don't deserve to live.

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>>38344751
thanks chap alreasy getting normal massage but i think lomi might also be usefull

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>>38344965
jump on them, break their backs, make a scene
>>38344946
perhaps your fault was in making this kiss romantic, instead of just sucking her lips like a madman before she had time to react

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>>38345026
ive never kissed anyone before so idk how it works
i just tried getting close to her face

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>>38344782
Mine is pretty shitty actually but i want to get it out of my chest anyway.

There was this girl i knew since we were toddlers, our families also knew each other. We used to play together and i started "liking" her when i was 6 or some shit.

Some years pass we are in middle-school and oh gods above does she look good. We see each other like once a year now since our families are busy. I start to feel... inadequate around her, "why would she like me, i look like shit and im boring" was what i thought. This compelled me to improve myself.

We saw each other only once at highschool. I had dreams i was pursuing. My acne was cleared up, my jaw was developed, my hair grew long and i was finally happy with my appearance. I felt at that time that we had become strangers. She was popular was into cosplay and all that. But I didn't think much of it.

I saw her 2 days ago even though our interests was the same, even though we grew up together she was a stranger. I thought to myself that what i sought would never happen and left her house.

My whole life, I only wanted this girl and she is now unobtainable. All my efforts were in vain. I don't know what to do frankly.

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>>38345075
this was also the day before my 22nd birthday and i promised myself id at least kiss someone that year
let myself down and i feel bad. really thought i could do it

fucked my chances with a nice girl, but on the upside i just got a full time job so im getting used to having almost $900 a week after being a jobless neet falling for the uni meme

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>>38345076
take over the bar, I am going AFK for a while (about 120 minutes or so)
>>38345075
instruction for kissing, from awkward but not shy guy to all robots in the world:
1) use hand to grab her head just over hear nech, in the back
2) gently but firmly pull
3) look into eyes
4) kissu
5) ammount of tongue will vary with experience
whole thing should be no longer than 8 seconds
>>38345113
good for you, now order something or get out of my bar

>>38330879
>remember presentation I had to do in HS today

>be me freshman
>really nervous about doing it
>friend says "dude just imagine everyone as naked and you wont be nervous"
>I get up to do the presentation
>imagine everyone naked
>see qt grill in the class
>get huge rock on right there infront everyone
>some kid shouts "hes got a boner"
>go redder than a tomato
>everyones laughing
>even teacher has a smirk
>run out the classroom
>known as "boner boy" for the rest of highschool.

A-anyone got any embarassing HS stories that might make me forget mine?

>>38345161
your finest lager my man

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>>38345161
>1) use hand to grab her head just over hear nech, in the back
>2) gently but firmly pull
>tfw missed both these steps

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>>38345183
here you go
>>38345173
what kind of retarded advice is picturing people naked?
your friend is retarded, that's for sure

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>>38345278
rookie mistake, if you grab her by back of her head she cannot slip away
this is why we play with female hair as well, it is great opener for kissing

Some amaretto for me, please.

So
I feel strange
Part of me is accepting what my inferiority complex is telling me, and inbetween things I'm thinking more seriously about my chances of survival with certain methods of an hero'ing.

Every day I just feel like time spent with me is better spent with literally anyone else, and I can't understand what anyone sees in me aside from family who are forced to. I subconsciously copy those around me in fear of losing them, and whenever that comes out and they notice or make a comment on it, I feel extremely dreadful because I feel like I'm even more of a nuisance. I have tried telling my therapist but he just says I'm silly. I have not told him about me wanting to an hero, because that wouldn't be smart I feel like.

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Give me a virgin pina colada, don't forget my mini umbrella.

Give me sarsparilla

I'm just never happy. It's always something. No gf, no friends, too hot, bored like fuck. I just hate being stuck in this place. I've always wanted to move somewhere far away. Somewhere cold, where the streets are niggerless and the moon is always smiling at you, just pack up my shit and never return.

>>38330879
>Watching your childhood crush get sucked into degeneracy edition.
Ah fuck...
I know that feel, she looks like she's black or ethnic because the amount of fucking tanning she did is insane. I can't bare to look at her once soft and innocent skin, burned and looking like a god damned charred corpse.
Not only that, but a recent crush I slowly discovered was a fucking female version of a hipster faggot. She's straight, but she's a hipster faggot.
Hmm, welp, that hipster girl was the closest I've ever gotten in real life to a girl.

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>>38345362
I sometimes wonder why people do not show /r9k/ and 4chan in general to their therapists

>>38345076

You've been trying to improve yourself for her nut it wasn't as you had expected?
Something like that can be hard to deal with.

Wish you the best.