pick your roomate

>>38330655
quality OC anon. i'd go for morphine anon and ask for a lethal dose of morphine

1. Kakyoinanon
I knew a connieanon, pretty chill, but the "you never get what she is talking about" gets really anoying after a while, but at least she talks to you, and seems to like your company.
Barmananon will only make me sad, this is like all my past friends, I leach to much, and they got an life of their own, and want to use me to test their dominance.

prob connie

conniefaggot so I can personally kill her

>>38330655
I choose myself dawg.

>>38330655
The barman is obviously the best choice, we could live in an apartment about the Frog & Feels and he could make us drinks whenever he's home. If not him, coffee anon seems like a pretty low-maintenance roommate as long as I follow the rules.

kakyoin nigga man

hugyoursisteranon so I could be his little sister.

>>38330655
I'm not depraved and I don't make up stories.
>>38332949
It isn't a single person though. Several people post the thread depending on who's there when the previous one dies. I posted some of them, and I already have a little sister. You're welcome to pretend to be my little sister if you want to.

>>38333115
and barmanon doesnt make real drinks and morphineanon never killed anyone and fateanon is not crazy and coffeeanon probably makes shit coffee. Its just the general idea.

>>38333350
Fair enough. I just felt the need to defend myself because I've never seen anyone post about me outside of the threads.