r/seduction Your welcome virgins

My welcome? OHHHH you mean you're, or you are, welcome. Maybe you should learn the English language before you post. :^)

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Alright robots, this girl is by herself at the bar, seduce her.

Show me what you got.

>>38330287
Step one:
>why the fuck am I here?
Step two:
>find a bar that doesn't charge $40 for a whisky sour and hit on girls there

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>>38330287

Hey m'lady , want some Costco pizza

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>>38330322
Fair enough, special version just for you.

>>38330287
ey gurl, wanna pound beers and eat pot stickers? Then I can pound your rear and eat your sticky pot ;)

holy shit the amount of pathetic here and on that kekreddit is astonishing

>>38330287
M-mommy? What are you doing here?

>>38330287
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.
Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.
In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism.
Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock.Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

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>>38330644
ebin post

checked

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>>38330644
>>38330755
The rare double

>>38330357
Her eyes are open, that's a problem

>>38330287
Why's she by herself? She's probably waiting for someone. I'll just leave her to it.

>>38330075
who is this wholesome, probably deeply religious, beautiful peach of a young woman?

>>38330287
hi my name is (my name)
then start talking about whatever
literally anything mostly stupid shit
more stupid the better
if she says fuck off stupid no big deal
if she laughs i can continue to more normal stuff and eventually fuck
works for me usually

>>38330287
>check hair and teeth in mirror
>spray on some cologne
>eat a breath mint
>straighten my clothes
>clean my finger nails
>zip up my fly
>pluck my nose hairs
>bleach my skin
>get an enema
>smear shit on my face
>piss in my pants
>gouge my eyes
>walk over to her
>"hello"

>>38330287
>sit down
>side eye to make sure she checks me out
>look at the clock
>Say: "4:33 and you're sitting here alone"
>She looks at me, obviously since I'm the only person in the room (maybe next to the bartender)
>turn towards her and say in the most seductive voice "not anymore"
>and proceed to smash her fucking head into the damn bar. Fucking whore is my damn ex wife.