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>she becomes attracted to me, I guess for standing up for myself
>eventually starts groping me and asking me to do dirty things to her
>deny it because I'm becoming Catholic, although come close a few times
>"Anon, have sex in a park with me". Shit like that.
>eventually it progresses to me grabbing her ass while pressing my hard dick into her thigh, she asked me to
>start falling into the trap again
>but struggle the whole way
>even still losing weight
>now 200 pounds
>eventually it progresses to me grabbing her bare boob
>so here's where the real shit occurs
>A two month long break that I've planned on since the beginning of the job is coming up
>it's the last month
>she gets her blood taken and throws up and stuff with Dick, the mormon dude
>I guess in a weird way he took a liking to her
>At this point, I'm still trying not to like her, but I do
>she likes me
>she doesn't like him
>I try to set them up together, but it fails
>I also get sick of him acting like he has a better chance with her than I do, even going so far as to say it
>what a cunt
>finally tell him how it really is, much to her chagrin
>like the dope he is, he confirms it with her
>denial, of course
>he gets really mad at me
>tell him that it's stupid, I'm not being a dick, I'm just trying to help him out
>now, the blood donation incident is important because for days after she was nauseous and sick
>parents suspect she's pregnant
>she takes a pregnancy test later, but that's not important now
>he starts telling me that I'm abandoning her
>I tell him I'm not
>whatever
>leave work
>two weeks go by without incident
>I'm 190 pounds now
>get baptized
>a week later, she wants me to sext her one last time
>after some pressuring, I do it
>she knew I didn't want to do it
>she pressured me anyway
>cunt
>She knew I felt bad about it as it was
>anyways, text her that I'm applying somewhere
>Jane tells me that I can't do that, because she's doing it
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>It's how she says it that finally makes me snap
>For context, she constantly belittled me and told me I couldn't do things like she was a fucking parent
>Final text to her is "Well, I'm doing it anyway. Goodbye."
>Block all communication to her
>Dick whiteknights for her
>really embarrassing stuff, and I like to think that this is where I really became a top-tier normie
>tell him how sad it is
>tell him that he's a total white knight cuck
>block him
>word gets to me that she said she'd "Make my life hell"
>Alright Al Capone, I'd like to see you try
>cut to now, also for time context, I just storied almost a year and a half. It's been a shocking 2 years almost exactly since I became a Little Caesar's guy.
>Plenty of friends
>175 pounds, 60 pound weight loss total
>doing well in general
So yeah. I thought she was pregnant this whole time, turns out that she's not. But she's still a cunt, because she was fucking around with other dudes while telling me that she liked me.

im proud of you anon, you are a hero to r9k!


also REEEEEEEEEE
there, just had to get it out of my system