I am an Alien.
Ask me anything.
I come from a distant planet.
Are traps gay?
This is an original question.
Timestamped pic or you're a larping faggot.
>>38328975
Will you be my alien gf?
>>38328993
Only if they drink water. Water turns frogs gay and it doesn't limit itself to frogs.
What do I have to do to get you to take me with you off this shithole planet?
>>38329032
I am a tetrahedral supermale. I cannot be your gf.
>>38329059
I don't take visits from strangers. If you were to join me you would have to have a nice skull. That turns my people on.
>>38329086
>supermale
NORMIES GET OUT!!!!
>>38329185
What is this "Normie" you speak of Earthling?
>>38329086
>tfw I'll never cuddle with a tetrahedral supermale and fuck the tetrapucci
>>38328975
When will you finally invade the Earth?
>>38330353
When you finally get a girlfriend and stop browsing 4chan.
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>>38328975
Can I save them... Can I save myself
>>38330452
Too late for that, I'm addicted to 4chan and I'm basically hikkikomorish NEET I will not magically find a girl stucked in my fridge waiting to be my gf
>>38328975
Let me fuck your alienpucci
I'm on
Why are you here? And should we do about the other alians making a messhere?