How do I grow and prepare weed?

>>38326937
https://sensiseeds.com/en/yield-xl
https://www.theweedblog.com/what-do-i-need-to-start-an-indoor-marijuana-garden/

I don't know officer how do you do it?

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>>38326937
You want the retard's greentext version that might include wrong information? Okay:
>plant the weed seed
>grow the weed
>grope the adolescent weed, checking for sex organs
>if balls it's a male, otherwise a female
>seperate males and females
>kill off all the bitch ass males only keep one or two, or just the pollen
>keep all females
>don't let the females get pregnant with seeds
>maybe one or two so you'll have more seeds unless you just want to clone them
>let females grow until theres some dude weed lil'mao on them
>once there's enough or it's at it's peak or something then clip off all the weed colas
>trim the leaves from the colas
>hang the colas upside down from a clothesline or something similar in a cool dark area with minimal moister
>doesn't have to be Mojave dry, but you want it to be a somewhat dry place out of the sun and somewhat cool in temperature and perhaps even cool in style
>wait a few days
>now you have the smokeable marijuans and can get high

>you can make a bit of wax and/or oil and/or hash from the trimmings and even the stems by collecting the keif via shaking it up in a fine mesh sifter or the ice water in bags method, which is basically an other way of sifting keif and small bits of plant matter
>this dusty keif bullshit can be further refined via basic chemistry or heating or something

This advice is riddled with errors and a general lack of understanding of basic principles of botany, but it's close enough. If illiterate mountain dwelling uyghurs can do it so can you. It's really retard proof in terms of the learning curve. Just dive into it and you'll learn way more actually doing it than reading guides and books because you'll get a dopamine kick out of actually producing something tangible and you'll actually remember what you're learning.