>"Hey, we just wanted to say.... we think you're pretty cute."
Whats the best non autistic response to this to get laid?
Lemme see dem tittays
>>38326377
>"Sorry, I'm flattered, but I'm not interested in trannies"
>>38326377
>hissssssss
>*puuuuuufffffff*
>"sorry, i'm not willing to commit bestiality"
>>38326377
"well, thanks are you guys doing anything later? :)"
Literally that easy.
>>38326377
>>38326444
>>38326499
It's simple. Just tell them to "check these dubs." Oh! And mine as well.
>>38326377
I don't fuck monkeys, sorry. that's how you get AIDS
>>38326377
"thanks and uhh if i may ask, what brings such pieces of superhot chocolate to such a grey country as this?"
>"Get away from me subhumans, I'm saving my virginity for a pure aryan maiden!"
mfw this happens more than I notice, and the last time it happened it was a really short tumblr looking girl.
why? I'm a fat retail worker? But when girls comment on my looks at work they say I look cute or jewish.
>>38326377
Sorry but I don't indulge in pleasures of the flesh
"Awwww, you're gonna make me blush."
>>38326377
>wearing a shit brown hoodie that hasn't been washed in weeks.
>also wearing a sweater as pants because its cold and I'm too poor to afford sweatpants
>hair's a scraggly mess
>shit genes beard with bald spots everywhere
>skinnyfat
>perpetually squinting eyes because sensitive to sunlight
And I thought I had fucked up fetishes
You're cute too, let's hang out.