>go to little league and high school baseball games, hide and throw balls and assorted shit onto the field, never caught or seen because I only hit fields near woodland areas
>take nightwalks often, observe random people until they notice
>damage silverware at restaurants
>open car doors if they're unlocked
>steal grocery carts
>go on google streetview, find some redneck looking house and mail homosexual magazines or my trash to them
>never been caught
>>38325593
I like to stay home all day and play overwatch
>>38325593
I am a bit antisocial, but too pussy to do these kinds of things most of the time.
>Threw rocks at my school's windows and cracked them
>Dumped water on people passing by from my 13th floor balcony
>Wrote graffiti with a thick marker in various places
>Groped girls in broad daylight and got away with it
>Steal batteries out of traffic barricades when there's a road work going on nearby
>Hung a chair on a high voltage line high above the ground
Most of these were from when I was younger, and somehow, had more balls. Perhaps, I was just oblivious to the potential consequences. So far, I've never gotten caught, though I'm unreasonably anxious every time I see a police car so I can't say there weren't any consequences.