Need to be virgin to be a robot

Being a virgin is a necessary but not sufficient condition for being a robot.

That's the original creed dude but with all the normos here lately I'm afraid your message is going to be obstructed by "fembot" and "Normie's advice" threads

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I'm a virgin and a robot but you don't have to be a virgin to be a robot.

>>38322935
You can be robot, even if you believe you don't need to be a virgin, but are a virgin yourself.

>>38322906

Does getting raped count?

The only pass I give on the virginity rule is if they got a hooker or they were raped.

Otherwise non virgin = normalfag
It's the ultimate identifier of someone accepted by society

>>38322966
>>38322935
So what exactly does it take?If there was a sticky specifying the semantics then this debate can end once and for all

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>>38322906
I'm a virgin but don't consider it neccesary. imo there's 3 types of robots

>the chadbot
>5 percent of robots
>had an extremely shitty childhood but somehow manages to go to college and get a decent job. Still feels completely dead inside

>the failed normie (classed as robot imo)
>70 percent of robots
>had normal childhood but still manages to fuck up

>the robot (robot)
>25 percent of robots
>shit childhood and life keeps going downhill

>>38322981
Yes. Don't give a shit, even if your life is shit, as long as you aint a virgin, you ain't a robot.

all virgins are robots

but not all virgins are robots

>>38323002
Ignore all this dumb shit you are ethier a robot or a Normie

Last I checked losing your virginity is essentially you reaching the end point of life, it doesnt get more "normal" than that

>>38322981
You are exempt if it's in the ass by another dude. There's no such thing as female on male rape though, so if you were "raped" by a female, you can't be a robot.

>>38323044
That makes zero sense you fag

>>38322990
just lost my virginity with a hooker today. it was great, but im still a robot. ill always be

>>38322993
Virgin
Less than 6/10 attractiveness
Some physical problem such as being a skelly, over weight, or lost an arm
Must be male
Must not be trap or female
If you are femal, you have to meet all of these requirements but worse also having a major disability like a lost arm or actual insane moments, not just memes
Also, less than 5 friends, 2 or less preferred and none is best
Socially inept
Less than average income
Given up on relationships for the most part

Optional

Poor
Neet/ wage cuck
Degenerate
A fuck up
Introverted
depressed

If you meet all requirements, you are a robot, scum, but if you don't, you're just a failure, worse than scum

Feel free to add more or move some to optional, but that is what I and most other 'real robots' believe a robot to be

>>38322990
>got a hooker
Sure, agreed there, the girl probably didn't want to fuck the dude anyway but did so to put food on the table.

>raped
Raped by a woman? If you were raped by a woman, then a woman found you sexually attractive enough to have sex with you. You are not a robot in this case.

It comes down to the intent of the woman. If she actually wanted to have sex with you in one way or another, then you are not a robot.

>>38322906
You can fuck a hooker and be a robot. You can get raped and be a robot. You cannot be <18 and be a robot. Women cannot be robots. A woman who is a virgin and >18 is a virgin by choice and is not in similar circumstances.

How can a person who has ever been desired and shared carnal pleasure ever call themselves a robot? Robots are made of metal and silicone, not flesh.

>>38323065
actually it makes perfect sense if you think about it

>>38323044
Not all robots are virgin?

>>38323206
How? That's like saying false is false, it doesn't work retard.

I'm not even the guy your replying to, but you're so stupid I felt I need to help sky net with anothe capcha

>>38322993
just no friends and an inability to make friends with the accompanying social confusion and despair. virgin is implied since people with no friends cant get laid. that physical deformity shit is a meme; even the ugliest people have the ability to make friends often enough that it's not a factor

>>38323129
This is as close to perfect description to being a robo

>>38323309
>>38323206


Im not getting it...It would make sense had he said

All robots are virgins but not all virgins are robots

Not that I would agree with it but it would make logical sense in this regard

>>38322906
But i like this place and I like you robots! Come on, accept anyway, this is the only place where I fit in

What if i got a BJ from a girl(male) but haven't fucked her(his) boipussy yet?

>>38324002
Update: i just found out that hookers don't matter, so I have nothing to worry about

>>38322906
not all virgins are robots but all robots are virgin

>>38322966
You definitely do need to be a virgin, inceldom is the most agreed upon part of the definition

>NOT ALL VIRGINS ARE ROBOTS
>ALL ROBOTS ARE VIRGIS

>>38324639
false.

I am not a virgin, but I am a robot.

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>im autistic guys!
>dont you see!? i got one of those figet spinner toys! duh one of you
>im an autist just like you anon!

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>>38323129
mfw i match every criteria

>>38324772
false you are not a robot

>>38324772
>im one you guise
this is you right here
>>38324832

>>38324846
I want Guy Fieri to fucking end me

>>38322906
Robot = Virgin + Zero irl friends

End of story otherwise you are normie

>>38322906
KILL YOURSELF
i'm putting on my chad disguise

>>38322906
Non-virgins can only be at worst normies, even failed normies must be virgins

>>38322906
What if I only went with prostitutes

>>38323129
"Less than 6/10" and "physical problems" are optional, "introverted" and "depressed" aren't.

>>38325486
>>38323129
>>38322906

for robots only disco /J9SNb

i'm just here to discuss shit, like discus & marriages of the dead, not listen to you dumbasses exclude people, you think you're elite cuz you're a VIRGIN!? you're a fucking NOTHING if you think that. you can be something either as a virgin or nonvirgin, but thinking you're the best for how people react to you is scum mentality and I'm sending Dinosuchus your I.P. address, he said he's gonna go to your place and slap u over the back with a wet towel.

posted this couple days ago - hear me out, bortos.

part 1/2

>talked to several girls in 7-8th grade
>would even sext a couple during 7-8th grade
>one especially throughout 7-8th grade after finding her on myspace
>first kiss, hand hold and gf in 8th grade
>first boob/nipple touched in 8th grade
>first received offers* - 2 (two)for a blowjob
>did it out of nowhere and she smiled after
>first received* confession in 8th grade by bullied brunette skinny kind qt
>didn't accept/decline/don't remember
>first handjob/blowjob/fingering/boob suck by a DD gril in 8th grade summer despite smol benis
>dated several girls in high school and repeat several of things above
>lost virginity at 14 (although immediately after the comedown felt regret and said out loud i shouldn't have done it)
>several other grils in high school showed interest but didn't act
>a fairly presumed opportunity , but not acted upon, for a threesome with 2 qt tomboys, one tall with DDs in HS and the other with short hair
>first/most drug experience in HS
>first lapdance i HS
>a DD girl sat on my lap i HS
>'friends' in HS
>"lost" those 'friends' in HS after picking up new """friends""" who were casually familiar with drugs
>generally degenerate in HS
>had sex with one other girl more than several times + exhibitionism
>she was a freshman and i a sophomore then
>never kissed her and virtually blowjobs on tap
>was probably "in love with me" but i pulled a chad move by completing rejecting her ideal of our activities to be inside a relationship consequentially warping her view of men and having placed potentially irreversible trauma in her
>had sex once more with her in my junior or senior year (last time ive had sex)

part 1/2

>>38325748
I'm discussing my sexual history here:
had like 6 gfs in middle school.
no gfs in high school
hooked up with 1 girl in 10th grade (ate her out)
made out with two girls at the same time in 11th grade
first year in college I fucked
seen 18 prostitutes
I can't get a girl now
I got rid of all my friends, I even wrote a song trying to get this one ex friend to kill himself and a few months later he did
I moved cities and haven't spoken to anyone from my childhood for 5 years
I have a right to be here, right mods? I used to go on /b, but having a funny greentext with a porn banner at the bottoms makes me sick

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>>38325793
Normies need to fuck off. I hope you die in a ditch somewhere.

virgin here, this year I've come to spend time with a lot of people and I feel like some really put their trust on me but I still wouldn't say we are close, though they probably consider me to be a friend

am I worthy of robot status?

>>38325826

One hour. We want (You) disco/BHMWg

at the r9k mansion party i'm gonna kick out anyone who uses the term non-robot as non-virgin

>>38325820
>I got rid of all of my friends
abandoning your friends doesn't make you a robot

>>38325925
I never claimed to be a robot
I'm just on r9k
in highschool I was abandoned by all my friends, they tried to befriend me after highschool

Losing your virginity is the first step into normiehood
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU NON VIRGINS

>>38325820
Oh yea, and I finger banged a homeless chick lke 2 weeks ago

>>38325617
Lol no

Failed normies are similar to robos EXCEPT they are not virgins

>>38322906
You ain't the boss bitch

instead of complaining about the haves and the have nots, why don't we band together and break down exactly how women work? virgins and non virgins alike just want to get the girl that they want!

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>>38325793

part 2/2


>fast forward 2017
>didn't graduate HS
>neet 3 years now
>hikki 2 years
>early 20s depressed with undiagnosed mental/social/emotional dysfunctionality
>hindsight wish I just kept to myself and played video games
>wish i got into anime sooner
>wish i wasn't easily susceptible to peer pressure and influence
>tfw most of all I wish i was a KHV with 0 experience in any shape or form with a irl gril
>tfw i wonder whether the early influences curbed me to a different timeline and buttefly affected me
>just wanted a comfy non normie robo life as robo
>never will be one
>leave my old self and live as though none of it happened
>feel like i can only stare at this past and move on
>now in tight knit discord group
>1 year anniversary of my joining coming up this july
>they hold a general disliking for anyone with experience of the opposite sex
>they probably believe im a KHV hikki neet loser (loser in a neutral sense since we all openly acknowledge we're below what would be perceived as normal)
>tfw can start anew with these new friends
>will let them breathe life into new even worse me
>will let my old self pale and bury beneath new memories of a life i could habe lived and am choosing to do so now while i can
>planning to never tell them and die this way
>tfw this is lying and i have done this my whole life
>tfw i dont deserve them at all
>tfw i am out of place because there are legitimate members of the group who are KHV and lives are purely bideo games anime and 4chan related culture
>tfw experienced pool closing in 06 but not while aware of 4chan but because was unironically on habbo at the time as a child
>only began browsing 4chan in may 2015
>tfw did so after discovering reddit thinking it was some hidden neat website
>tfw type this out on a tablet
>tfw probably cyborg at best
>tfw wear robo title anyway

tell me anons, is there a place for me?

>>38325820
>>38325968
this is me, I gave this chick at a restaurant I go to a note on a napkin from the restaurant(maybe she didn't like I used their napkin) that said "Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to go to a the tidepools? It won't change anything if you don't want to-no pressure", but she never called
this was the only chick I want
yesterday she was working and another person rung me up for my pick up. this cashier asked me what was up for today, I replied "Kendrick Lamar"
I don't know how to get this chick

in my OPINION, the KEY to getting chicks is to go to PARTIES

>>38325948
>befriend me after highschool
why is that?

>>38326052
This is what a hedonistic life does to people. Now you are a mentally ill retard.
I hope it was worth it. Now all is lost and you will die alone. Normies are disfuckinggusting.

>>38326052
No kill yourself already you piece of shit

>>38326102
cuz they realized their lives were over

>>38326018
No

If you lurked long enough you would realize most of us don't give a shit about relationships

>>38326172
what brought u to this thread then you fucking hypocrite?

is more like you need to be a virgin to be a robot, but not all virgins are robots, also women can't be robots

>>38326098
theme parks are damn good too

>>38326052
I guess its true what they say

Why the fuck would someone seriously masquerade a loser online?Can you pieces of self absorbed trash leave us alone already?

>>38322966
wtf you talking? ofc you NEED to be a virgin to be a robot, not all virgins are robots but all robots are virgins, now just kys faggot!

>>38326206
This is about being a robot not a failed normie

>>38326052
>tell me anons, is there a place for me?
Yeah, the grave

I don't care at all about the robot title but you're not exactly a normalfag if you are socially retarded and have trouble leaving the house, for example

>>38326297
I just can't empathize with people who are like 23 and still have social anxiety

>>38326327
in fact, since high school I never had any

>>38326297
A robot is a robot not by choice

People have power on their social abilities , you don't however have the power to choose your race,height , physical deformity, economic upbringing(all things that create a robot)

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I think this wizardkannal chart puts it very well

>>38326365
you don't have a choice in your social abilities, do you think you actually control other people u spineless?

>>38326382
I guess i'm a monk

>>38326382
Yes you do you can grow out of awkwardness , shit posture , nervousness I'm not saying its simple but its possible.

You can't change shit like height (without major complications), your childhood even if you tried

>>38326365
Wasn't talking about the word robot. interesting information though I guess

>>38326278
Fukn rekt

>>38326474
Didn't mean to quote just stuck with it anyways

>>38322906
Women can not be robots god damn quit trying to adjust the definition to include everyone you fuckong numales

Sexual/friend history time:
Had my first crush in 4th grade.
Never had this feel before, and learn the Valentine's Day is about love.
Make shitty heart card and stuff it in her cubby.
Watch her open it, her face is in pure disgust, tells teacher.
Teacher recognizes my drawings, and thinks it's cute, so calls me out in the class. Everyone laughs.
Fast forward to 8th grade. No experience with women at all. Still handholdless, hugless, kissless. Week before I move out of my small town, I ask an edgy girl out on a date, and we hold hands and hug. We become "bf/gf" the next day and I leave 1,000 miles away. We have this online relationship for 6 months until I break it off.
Fast forward to 12th grade. No real dating experience. Went on one date in 11th grade, it went fine but the person didn't really like me back. Meet this qt Asian in my class. Being half Asian, I made a rule not to date Asians. Change my mind and we enter into a relationship. This is when I got my first kiss, first makeout, first handjob, first blowjob, first eat out session, first finger sesh. She even rubbed her vagina on my dick. But after 7 months, she broke it off. In fact it happened last Friday. If you remember my suicide thread from a few days ago, it's me. I guess live goes on, and in college, I might have more luck. Looking at the trend, I'm probally honing to lose my virginity senior year of college. Going to Texas A&M.

>>38326504
Literally a Normie's blog why are you here?

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>>38326052
unedited version 2/2 (1/2, keeps saying too long)

>fast forward 2017
>didn't graduate HS
>neet 3 years now
>hikki 2 years
>early 20s depressed with undiagnosed mental/social/emotional dysfunctionality
>hindsight wish I just kept to myself and played video games
>wish i got into anime sooner
>wish i wasn't easily susceptible to peer pressure and influence
>tfw most of all I wish i was a KHV with 0 experience in any shape or form with a irl gril
>tfw i wonder whether the early influences curbed me to a different timeline and buttefly affected me
>just wanted a comfy non normie robo life as robo
>never will be one
>leave my old self and live as though none of it happened
>feel like im in the mindset of a general me that is the center of all my timelines and since i lived this reality with this specific timeline i can only stare at this past and move on
>now in tight knit discord group
>1 year anniversary of my joining coming up this july
>they hold a general disliking for anyone with experience of the opposite sex
>they probably believe im a KHV hikki neet loser (loser in a neutral sense since we all openly acknowledge we're below what would be perceived as normal)
>tfw can start anew with these new friends
>will let them breathe life into new even worse me
>will let my old self pale and bury beneath new memories of a life i could habe lived and am choosing to do so now while i can
>planning to mever tell them and die this way
>tfw this is lying and i have done this my whole life
>tfw i dont deserver them at all
>tfw i am out of place because there are legitimate members of the group who are KHV and lives are purely bideo games anime and 4chan related culture

>>38326542
Tfw when no gf had me here for the longest time. Since 2014. People here are right, you my prosper and leave the robot zone, but you always end up here again

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>>38326567
unedited version 2/2 (2/2)

>tfw experienced pool closing in 06 but not while aware of 4chan but because was unironically on habbo at the time as a child
>only began browsing 4chan in may 2015
>tfw did so after discovering reddit thinking it was some hidden neat website
>tfw type this out on a tablet
>tfw probably cyborg at best
>tfw wear robo title anyway

tell me anons, is there a place for me?

>>38326567
>>38326612
this isnt even the unedited version, i wont bother trying anymore since i have to hop back and forth between a tablet and a pc with 1GB ram so things are slow.

>>38326609
You were never a robot. Now fuck off to normieville.

>>38326609
Wtf when did you feel the struggle?you had gf you are practically made it

>>38323129
in not kidding or exaggerating in the slightest when i say i meet all of those requirements