*sees you being dropped off at the entrance to apply*

*slaps coffee mug onto floor*
*maintain eye contact*
"Give me a job right now or else you'll never drink coffee again, mark my words."

*prepares hand to be shaken firmly*

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>>38322697
"Just like I showed you, Champ. It's all in the handshake."

*take my caffeine inhibitor aerosol spray out and hose you down*

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>>38322636
-reaches for radio- "hello security? could you please escort this man outside immediately? oh, and while you're at it get me a cup of coffee as well"

>>38322529
You are using the coffee meme wrong, which is why I will never post my collection in these threads.

Good day sir.

>>38322714
what if I have no hands and they tell me to just apply online?

>>38323315
>He can't give a firm stumpshake

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>>38322529
This makes the coffee experience more wholesome.

This coffee meme is just surviving off the coat tails of hand shaking meme

there's nothing I enjoy more than treating the manager like a fresh teenie bopper and reminding him that he's nothing but a glorified wagecuck. knock him down a notch.

>>38322529
*slaps radio mug onto floor before boss could talk*
*maintain eye contact*
"Give me a job right now or else you'll never speak into your radio again, mark my words."

>>38323957
>radio mug
Why am I so dumb than i can't even edit something properly

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1/10 mug picture

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>>38323315

No excuses anon, even I got a job

>>38322835
>-reaches for radio- "hello security? could you please escort this man outside immediately? oh, and while you're at it get me a cup of coffee as well"
kek, NEETcucks btfo, they will never enjoy coffee or recover