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Have you ever blocked a public toilet? 2017-07-12 02:58:05 Post No. 38322274
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Have you ever blocked a public toilet? 2017-07-12 02:58:05 Post No. 38322274
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>Be me
>fat
>decide to go for a walk
>11pm, real NEET hours
>walk around for about an hour and a half
>suddenly really need to shit
>walk through my uni on the way back to the dorm
>sweating because I need to shit so bad
>clenching my cheeks
>finally get in toilet
>let out a torrent of shit for like 2 minutes
>literally feel a few lbs lighter
>wipe, no poop so don't need much toilet paper
>try flush
>toilet blocks
>keep finger on button hoping the weight of more water unblocks it
>doesn't work
>fill it all the way up to the rim
>poop floating around in the bowl
>put down the seat and leave
I didn't think to take a picture I should have.
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I can't stop smiling at the fact some wagie is going to have to go in there and unblock it.
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>>38322347
One day you'll be the wagie unblocking NEET shit
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>>38322615
Maybe so wagie. But not today.
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I once took a shit at a gas station toilet and the shit was extremely runny and there wasn't enough toilet paper, so after using all the availaible paper as well as my underwear wipe the shit i just wiped it on my hands and covered the walls in it
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>>38322274
>NEET
>My uni
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong
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>>38323651
Nice. I can't imagine what the wagie must have thought being confronted by that. Can you imagine the next customer to go into the toilet? lol.
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>>38323670
Oh gee I'm a first year medfag. I highly doubt 6 months of university disqualifies me from NEET status considering the government pays me money and I live off scholarships. I still don't work.
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>>38323651
You are disgusting, fuck you
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>>38323692
NEET literally means not in education employment or training you stupid yurocuck
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>>38323692
Yes it does you retard. Stop saying words you don't know the meaning of.
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>>38323692
NEET literallt is
No
Employment
Education
Training
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>>38322274
>Was drunk and needed to shit
>veer into Subway bathroom
>Have the worst most violent shit of my life
>smelled so bad and it has a thick oiley texture so it takes a lot of toilet paper to clean my ads
>suddenly get a terrible nose bleed
>bloody toilet paper added to the unholy mess
>nosebleed is taking too long to stop
>decide to blow a snot rocket to hopefully dislodge the bloody mucus cashing the bleeding
>blood goes everywhere from the pressure all over the seat and back of toilet
>blow a few more snot rockets at the toilets general area.
>nose stop bleeding
>try to flush
>nope
>leave store as fast as possible
I feel bad for the poor wagecuck who had to clean up that abomination
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>>38323934
Probably thought your ass exploded.
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