I catched my cute coworker looking at me, she quickly blushed and turned away
She
Wants
It
>>38321423
Talk to her anon!
play with her penis, man
>>38321423
*caught
orignanoanaofij
Just talk to her man, and be urself.
>>38321423
>catched
don't do it anon, we don't need more niggers
>>38321423
You sure she didn't turn in disgust or to hide laughing?
>saw qt oneitis the other day
>said my shirt looked good
>sat and had a conversation with me
>lots of eye contact and laughing
>we kept making eye contact a lot even when I was talking to a different person
>was telling me about some thing on my phone, and instead of just telling me, she gets up, walks around the table, I hand her my phone (h a n d c o n t a c t), and she shows me herself
We're all gonna make it bros, you got this OP
I smoked pot and jacked off FROM DAWN TO LUNCH, ANON! Holy fuck!
everything will be okay and you and her will get married and procreate and your life will be fulfilled and you'll be happy.
>>38321423
I was looking at a big fat woman at the grocery and she caught me, I blushed and walked away quickly I was so embarrassed.
>>38321480
I suspect so
>>38321507
We've talked a lot since she came here last week. She's 21, jogs, moved here from the countryside last year to be with her bf but they broke up (he was a fuckboy, I've checked his social media accounts. Not a Chad but tries to be) and now she studies to be an agronom
>>38321546
Will try to!
>>38321586
>and be urself.
No way, I'm trying to be nice and likeable when around her and it's going pretty good. Maybe this is the new 'myself'?
>>38321641
>>38321547
lads, I...
>>38321657
>>38322076
pls no bully
>>38321706
Thanks and congrats :)
>>38321989
:)
>>38321917
Don't you get blue balls from that?
>>38322742
My Balls are the same color they always were, unless I've been eating cheese puffs, then they're quite orange.
>>38321917
But what kind of condition did that leave you in?
>>38323163
I don't know, pretty good I guess. How are you?
>>38321423
Go OP! FOR HONOR AND GLORY!
>>38321423
Life awaits bruh
brofist