Autistic things you do

>>38321395
>pull my hair out
>buy books off of amazon and never read them
>play the same video games over and over again
>clean my ears with a bobby pin
>have a hard time making phone calls

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>>38321395
>spin in computer chair while listening to music

Spinning is a legit sign of the autismo.

>finger comb my hair for around 30 minute intervals trying to get it to stay down
>imagine arguments where i BTFO people i hate
>when by myself sometimes make an odd fake/sarcastic laughing noise when something happens in a game

>>38321395
>have armada of pimples under hair
>spend hours popping them
>have to go in public with bloody hair

>>38321715
also forgot
>pop pimples when in public with thumb and pointer finger which looks more autistic when it sounds
>when i am nervous while looking at something and decide to look at something else, i do this weird thing where my neck/head twitches and i turn really fast

After wearing socks all day, you can see the impression their elastic makes on your legs. So taking them off at night is quite sensible.

>clicks pen because it relieves my stress
>will do something a number of times in fear something bad will happen
>post on 4chan

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>>38321715
>tfw you meet a clone copy of yourself on r9k

>>38321395
I do all that except the fantasizing part and stress out every single day.
Also petting your own hair feels so goddamn good.

>run my hand along fences and walls as i walk past them

i cant resist

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>face items on shelves at supermarkets while I'm shopping
>imagine I'm talking to other people or like a crowd
>daydream depressing scenarios like I'll imagine I get married and have kids but they all die somehow
>sometimes deliberately not respond to people talking to me but just stare at them
>anytime someone gives me a compliment I say "no you're wrong"
>if I'm at a restaurant with people and I get bored I'll just go to the bathroom and play games on my phone for like 20-30 minutes just to be alone
>make too much eyes contact to the point people get uncomfortable
How bad am I? Do I have hope?

>>38321709
shit, really?? i used to do this all the time.

>>38321709
>>38323220
It is but it's also a basic way to alter one's perception of reality. Toddlers, monkeys, apes, and other creatures will spin. It's a kind of basic method to get "high." Don't read too much into it unless you can't make a funny observation to a stranger.

>>38321395
>imagine scenarios that will never happen
>whenever I know a conversation is aboit to happen I think through it more than I should, but then iften still spaghetti it
>never wear socks at home, not sure if that's autistic but you mentioned the socks one
>when I was younger I'd even take off my socks inside the houses of others
>get angry when I sleep too much, because it feels like wasted time
>when watching TV, I sometimes mimic people in TV often with a stupid voice, that happens more often when I'm angry
>the pimple under hair, which another anon said
>hand along fences another anon mentioned
>I sometimes order items in supermarkets when they are messy, I did that really often when I was young
>to avoid eye contacting when walking somewhere, I pretend to look for something inside my bag or pockets

>>38321395

Fug, I actually did pic related when I was a kid.
I am not even autistic (I got tested in the 4'th grade)

>>38323543
I sometimes put items into order (like cleaning the mess up)* not buying them

>>38321395
>pet own hair.
this is cute, cute!

>>38321395
What's wrong with taking socks off at night? My feet get sweaty in summer if I don't do that.

>regularly fantasize about shooting up the school.
>regularly fantasize about killing myself in spite.
>regularly fantasize curbstomping people I don't like into mush.
>plan school shootings when i'm bored.

>walking down the street
>spot a literal retard heading towards me
>preemptively hold my breath until retard disappears
>he finally walked past me
>can breathe again
>crisis averted, didn't get infected by retard molecules

Just /staying safe/ I guess.

>spend 30 minutes trying to come up with something that sounds remotely autistic so I can fit in with the robots
>read my post multiple times to make sure I'm getting my point across, and deleting it anyway
>typing the same post again from scratch because I realize that's the best I could manage
>spend another 15 minutes trying to figure out the differences between this version and the draft I deleted.

>pet own hair
I've done this a couple of times when I had trouble sleeping. If you get around the "God this is so pathetic"-feels then its quite nice actually.
>brush teeth before breakfast
Nothing autistic about this. If you brush your teeth AFTER breakfast then you can risk damaging them.


>>38323220
>>38321709
I've got aspergers and I spin things in my hand quite often. I also own a fidget spinner

>>38323875
Can I take your virginity please?
I've always wanted to fuck a psychopath

>play pumped up kicks imagining myself on school shooting spree but shooting only chads and girls

>>38321395
>>get angry in the middle of the night for no reason and can't sleep.
This used to happen to me a lot when I was a kid and the doctor said it was normal.
Also other things are completely normal, you must be a normie or something if you think you're weird

>>38324443
I do this, and I hold my breath whenever I pass a cemetery. Gets hard when I have to stop at a light next to one.

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>became a tranny
>sing when i'm walking my dog and no one is around
>crack my neck because it helps me relive stress
>take my glasses off in public because it makes me look better even though I need them
>start crying and feeling like shit for no reason
>place a pillow behind me at night and pretend someone's spooning me
>hug my pillow whenever I feel lonely or can't sleep
>plan out mtg decks i'll never afford
>wear flip-flops most of the time because i'm too lazy to put shoes on
>carry whatever book i'm reading with me even though i know i wont end up reading it
>avoid looking directly at black people in public

there's probably tons more i can't think of right now

>>38325164
That's not autistic. That's edgy at best but not autistic

>>38321395
>will walk in a small circle for an hour or two talking to myself or daydreaming
>imagine scenarios where I beat people in an argument or play in a band while in the shower
>think of random things and start laughing in public randomly
>want to get drunk and have friends then get invited to beach party and have anxiety ultra and not want to go
>imagine what it was like if I got frozen in time or somehow transported to a vidya universe. Mass Effect was my fav for that.
>have to constantly reassure myself that I know who I am

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>lay in bed and think up overly complex waifu cuddling scenarios
>spend time coming up with video game ideas that will never come to fruition due to me being lazy and unskilled
>get into in-depth discussions about dreams with people
>my music taste is autistic in general
>this stopped, but when I was younger I twirled my hair so much I got permanent horns