>finally get a gf >she wont do anal

It's not asking too much. And bet Eliza would do anal and enjoy it too.

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>get a gf
>won't let me impregnate her

Eat her out and tongue her fart box

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>get practice gf
>accidentally break her anus

>>38321239
>finally get a bf
>she wont do anal

>>38321239
>finally buy a gf
>she won't be fucking my butt

>Finally activate the gf emitter array

>She won't cum pump my chump rump

>>38321239
She will do anal Anon. She has done anal. She just won't do anal with you.