/britfeel/

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What a legend

just ban this shitty general already mods

>>38319878
nice one lad, you got a rubber willy or just using your fingers?

>>38319904
filter it lad

You'll never see us ever again

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>>38319904
t. butthurt yank

>>38319904
This. Just report it until mods delete this or move it to /bant/ or /int/.
Saged

Had sex with a right skinny bird.
Gotta say skeletors are the worst, it's too weird. I like a little cushion lads

Do you consider yourself English or British?

>>38319924
I meant it as a joke lad, I'm not that degenerate yet

>>38319942
>>38319904
Why do so many butthurt people on this board hate /britfeel/. If you're not British or just no interested then just ignore this thread for fucks sake.

>>38319931
Not a yank, pajeet

>>38319954
Scottish ye dunce.

>>38319954
Yes, I originalIy do

>>38319954
european tbqh
>>38319947
sticcc>thiccc
Also leave normie scum

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>>38319968
If you don't like it, just ignore us and don't be a wanker

>>38319968
>British Raj ended in 1947
>Still fucking butthurt.

>>38319966
Just stop posting it here, it belongs on a topic board, /int/.

>>38319966
Because this board is not meant to be for country hugboxes. If you want that shit just go back to /int/ or /bant/.
>B-but muh normies
Deal with it. This board is not for generals and country hugboxes.
Generals are AIDS. Just look at /pol/...

>>38319995
I didn't say that I was a pajeet, I adressed you as a pajeet, you misunderstood

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>>38320001
/brit/ is already there you prick
Just fuck off and ignore us

>>38320016
Fuck off back to India, pajeet

>>38320001
Int I'd for people of the world to talk to others from different places and learn of there culture.

If anything /britfeels/ is more inline with it's board than /Brit/.

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just got this lads

>>38320049
Sweet rooty-tooty lad

>>38320028
>>38320035
Then go and start an another British general on /int/ and fuck off

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>>38320012
>tells other posters how to use the board
>doesn't know how to sage

>>38320012
What is this board for then?
It's not for >TFW no gf either lad.
It's a board for original posts that have not Lready been made. That is all. There is no set subject for this board other than posting original posts that have not already been made. Thus all the unique posts in this thread are exactly what this board is for.

Stop replying to the dickheads, guys. Let them rage about their irrelevant country elsewhere

>>38320053
ur shit tb qh

>>38319878
What hilarious shenanigans did foxlad get up to last night?

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>>38320054
There's no need for another British general on /int/
What the fuck have we done to you to annoy you anyway?

>>38320077
Bit rude that

>americans will have to pay extra for 4chan

HOWLING

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Failed my driving test for the second time.

>>38319954
British Pakistani. Also this captcha nonsense must get really really irritating.

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>>38320092
make em pay lad

>>38320091
Wait what?
>>38320092
That's fine took me three times.
Took me two for theory, I ballsed the hazzard and Perception.

>>38320092
Even blackies can drive..what's wrong with you, lad.

>>38320103
>>>>>>/d/eportationcenter

>>38320092
Maybe it's time to consider that you're just not cut out to be on the road

>>38320110
You're a danger to all other motorists and should have been stopped from taking the theory again after you failed.

>>38320063
>implying i didn't type sage in all fields because i want to
K bong
>>38320069
This board ia for greentext stories, and original posts, true. The quality of this board is pretty shitty lately, i agree.
But this thread doesn't belong here, since it's meant for a certain nationality. If everyone did that with their country here, this board would go to shit, even more than it is nowadays. Also this board isn't for generals that are reposted time after time.
If you want a country-related thread or generals just go on /int/ or /bant/, where you can post about your country as much as you want.

>>38320084
Because all generals are cancer, especially the shitty ones like these

>>38320143
t pajeet al poo

>>38320137
You don't get to decide the rules. You don't get to decide what this board is for. You have no power here. Your impotent whining is just laughable.

>>38320120
I wouldnt even mind as long as when I go back Pakistan every member of society fucking worked, that shits really getting to me lately.

>>38320128
Don't know lad, been driving for 10 year and never had an accident. So get it up ye.

>>38320159
Not a pajeet, called some other anon one. I'm too tired to speak English propertly

>>38320170
>T. Doesn't know what this board and international boards are for
Fucking mohammed, kys

>>38320211
>>38320227
>took you this long to figure out how to sage

the fucking state of you smelly rasheeds, go poo in loo somewhere else

I would go to /int/brit/ if it weren't for how fucking shitty it is. Literally every thread is just 300 1-sentence blogposts with no discussion.

I like it here, I can talk about actual /brit/ things and have a lot in common with a few of you cunts too.

>>38320227
People have been posting this thread here for over 3 years. That means the mods have decided that this thread is for this board.

They have the power. Not you. They are clearly cool with it. It doesn't matter that you aren't. Why can't you understand this?

It's tradition to have /britfeel/ here

Also, /r9k/ is for OC and greentexts, britfeel is the only fucking thread that generates both OC and greentexts, it's every other thread that needs to leave

Might have a bum masturbation session after all

lads i feel so fucking sad, literally everythings making me feel sad

>>38320254
Can you give an example about whats good to post here? Im new to this section and 4chan in general but I too feel like I have alot in common with you boys.

>>38320278
>>38320276
>>38320159

>>>/int/brit/
fuck off with these shitty posts

>>38320241
We are not the same person, retard.
Also, idk about him, but I am actually far as fuck from poo-in-loo land. You seem obsessed with them, got any trauma? :^)

>>38320292

Feels, OC, greentexts, forced memes

I just love to shit in the street and use it to post on fourchan

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Oh well I'm going to die anyway

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>tfw finally perfect a recipe after numerous attempts that ended in horrible failure

Who amateur chef here?

>>38320092
>passed first time
>still shit at driving after doing it nearly every day for three years

The chav who started in this maths class is already ahead and almost finished maths while I'm still a level below. I'm not on the verge of tears while posting here on my phone or anything haha

what is your daily schedule lads.

>wake up about 2pm
>workout and do a cheeky jog
>have brekky
>shower
>watch tv, pla vidya and anime for 8 hours
>go to bed a 1 am if i dont stay up
>repeat

>>38320376
Took me a few years, but I think I perfected the ultimate cup of tea

>earl grey
>5 sweetener tablets (turns it sweet without making the texture syrupy like sugar does)
>half cap of vanilla essence
>generous helping of soya milk (not a hippie, it just goes better in tea than normal milk for some reason)

>>38320402
>>workout and do a cheeky jog
>>have brekky
>>shower
you just made this post to show off and stroke your ego?

>>38320401
If you pass I will bake you a cake with 'Ebin' on it

>>38320401
Imagine being so retarded that a chav is better at foundation-tier maths than you

Anybody here got any good stories of normies being frauds?

>Chav guy on my college course
>Overhear someone mention once how he's really some posh boy from a well off family who commutes 2 hours into london every day to hang around with poor chavs
>He gets visibly uncomfortable in his seat since he overheard them too
>Everyone sort of drops it and moves on since they all like him

Why would anyone wanna pretend to be a chav?

>>38320401
>>38320452
I post here occasionally, is tripfagging a thing now or do you actually need a name ? Not to be rude of course

>>38320482
He just wants to stroke his ego and get (You)s. If you want to, you can put a trip on

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>Tfw no witty British friend to banter with and hang out in public and be loud assholes having a good time

Feels bad.

>>38320477
'im from a place where we have little respect for the law and even less for rich people who pretend to be poor'

>>38320049
nice. deactivated?
gonna get my first deactivated pistol soon

>>38320339
what is that lad, thats a lot of fat

>>38320482

Tripfagging is generally growned upon, but it's not the end of the world if you want to do it

>>38320505
>loud assholes

think you'd be better off with an american friend tbqh lad

>>38320482
you need a gimmick to trip

poley's a rapey weirdo
tilde's a tranny working in greggs
ebin's got a mouldy wall

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>>38320103
In order to accommodate you, British children have to be raped.

it's been 4 days and i have been on a diet of cherries, salmon, rivita, and cheese. i have not shit. i feel a shit in my abdomen, it writhes and squirms like a baby trying to be born. my stomach rumbles in pain every minute.

i need to go. i must take the shit. my anus will not survive. i WILL get haemorrhoids.

wish me luck. i leave now.

>>38320512

deactivated gunny? It's like he told me my cock doesn't work

>>38320512
Na its activated, what pistol?

>>38320530
I'm not interesting enough, my only unique quality is I have tinnitus and listen to music all hours I'm awake I guess

>>38320562

What do you think of this at 0:31

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9VdJA6BCww

It's so heavenly, pure bliss

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>>38319878
No Cilla?

Absolutely shocking state of affairs

>>38320308
Mint. So does anyone have any experience with Hastings for car insurance? Theyre offering half what I paid last year with Directline without a shitty blackbox.

>>38320401
Just get a entry level job ebin, I'm sure tilde won't mind

>>38320591
It's pretty good for a genre I never really got into, so that's saying something I guess.

>>38320530
>ebin's got a mouldy wall
That's not a gimmick he just has fucking mould on his wall ??????????????

>>38320546
been looking at wwII 1's seen a cz27 i like the look of and still got working action

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>tfw you'll be less than 2 miles from Trump

I hope I can find a public event and see him IRL

If you tripfag, stop it.

You've ruined this general, nobody else gets any replies because all your orbiters focus on you and drown them out. You all like to pretend you're nice guys who the mean world has taken advantage of and you just wanna do comfy things like bake cakes. If you were as nice as you pretended you'd have consideration for everyone else and stop being attention whores.

I don't care why you do it, STOP.

>>38320658
he's also /britfeel/'s spirit animal, since he's a hopeless NEET who has little chance of ever making it in life, but still makes a half-hearted attempt every now and then

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>>38320594
THERE IS ROOM FOR ONLY ONE 3D IN THIS GENERAL

>>38320705
get out, froggy

>>38320705
Why is your facebook in Polish? Are you learning Polish to get a Polish girlfriend?

>>38320723
unfortunately it's their only sense of identity in this world, and their only regular connection to the outside world that fosters continuity. They seek attention and until the attention is wholly negative or dissipates completely they will continue to exist.

>>38320739

I'm a bong travelling to paris for a few days tomorrow

>>38320742
That wasn't my facebook, some polish guy just posted it

>>38320401
How would you feel about dating an older guy? Like 30 something

Alright brit fags, riddle me this.

If all the shit skins flooding into your country acted white and embraced British culture, and assimilated, would you still hate them?

>>38320514
Tesco chicken club sandwich

>>38320723
I'm going to start tripping because of this post.

Hey lads, I'm Chas Hendrie. Nice to meet you all.

>>38320777
Yes, hate darkies regardless

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>>38320733
And it's our Cilla, chuck

>>38320794
Hands off our sarah lad, will only warn you once x

>>38320777
I hate everyone, especially myself

Wow, that was not an original comment, how surprising

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DID SOMEONE SAY UKIP ??

>>38320814
>>38320797
That sucks, considering you brits are cucks and won't stop the invasion.

Oh well!

>>38320278
Is it because you're lonely?

That happens to me when the lonely feels kick in

>>38320777
I have no problems with those that assimilate and work here, but they will never be "English/Scottish/Welsh" etc. These are native ethnicities and unless they have a drop of our blood no they are not English.

I've met too many people to believe in racism, you get assholes in every culture/creed/colour. But a horse born in a stable is not a mouse

>>38320401
>ebina thought he was smarter than a chav

>>38320376
Good on you for trying again after you fail

Most people give up and say "I suck at cooking"

You have the mentality to be a good cook!

>>38320822
russell howard looks like he's a lowkey downie or something

>>38320777
No, they have a higher birthrate than us. White under 18s are now a minority in: Birmingham, Slough, Oxford, Reading, Dewsbury, Keighley, Leister, Blakckburn the list goes on and on.

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>>38320798
your saggy scouse wombat is dead, Sophie killed her

>>38320832
I'm now shit posting on here instead of doing anything while he works

>>38320828
>to believe in racism

So you're telling me Europe's current demise has nothing to do with the shit skins invading? Because that's exactly what's happening.
>>38320848
Pathetic

>>38319878
http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/12/katie-price-has-considered-hiring-prostitute-to-have-sex-with-son-harvey-once-hes-18-6773608/?ito=facebook

>tfw even harvey price is gonna get laid before us
Why God why?!

>>38320848
sorry on a bus with a gang of pakis near me so typing quickly, not mr dyslexia UK haha

>>38320862
>gets upset someone else does better than him so he just gives up

classic ebin

>>38320822
went to one of his shows cause i got the ticket for free once
a fight started up right next to me and interrupted the show and his improv off of it was the funniest thing in his entire routine. although he did get a few good laughs out of me

>>38320863
What's pathetic? White British people are being replaced. If you take the most important people out of a society and replace them with others it's not the same city anymore, is it? Without White Brits this is no longer Britain.

Got a phone call from that client. Apparently one of his underlings made a mistake and meant to let another consultant go. Pretty funny.

>>38320401
Jesus fucking Christ, just use Khan Academy already

At the age of 23 I went from not being able to do long division, fractions, percentages, multiplying negatives with positives and a whole host of other kiddy shit they teach 10 year olds to being able to piss all over those topics and a large amount of algebra. It's been 7 years now and I can still remember nearly everything

Stop making excuses

>>38319878
Furious, lads. Woke up today and another cheeky bastard Eddy player has made it into the ps4 top 5 on Tekken 7.

>britnormie runs out of stories, decides to use his own life instead

>>38320896
It's pathetic nobody except fucking Poland is fighting rapefugees flooding in

>>38320863
Race has little to do with it, culture on the other hand plays a major part.

All studies into race and adoption (minority child being adopted into a middle class background etc) seem to confirm this, hence we have people like Ainsley Harriot

>>38320777
For some reason I am just unable to care. Probably gonna be dead by time it had any major effect on my life anyway if it does.

>>38320777
No, i'm not a racist to begin with but i hate it when immigrants import their culture and live in ghettoes. Whats the point in living in another country if you refuse to live how they do. Being a part of the culture of the country helps societal cohesion. I wouldnt move to japan and expect to be greeted by shaking hands, i'd do the bowing and drink weird tea or whatever.

>>38320923
>race has little to do with it

Good goy. All these rapists and murderers in Europe are brown, but it has nothing to do with race at all. They DINDU NUFFIN.
>>38320924
This must be the attitude of most Europeans

>>38320871
I can only imagine how funny watching a horny potato loose his v card would be
Maybe frankie's joke about him trying to rape Katie might have had some truth to it?

>>38320920
The truth is that I was going to do a whole "BritNormie's downfall" character arc where I'd lose all my money and my girlfriend and end up living in a flat in Bradford with three flatmates called Rachid, Rahul and Rahif, but I honestly can't be bothered.

>>38320871
Why so early? Maybe if he gets to 30 and is still a virgin then consider it but not 18

>>38320972
That would have been brilliant. I bet people would have started to like you if you brought yourself down a bit.

>>38320972
aw, another piece of alt-lore that will never come true then. I'm still gutted that the poley knife rampage ark never happened

>>38320879
I'm had to hide in the toilet for a bit cause an older women asked if I was ok when I walked out of the room but I just used the door quickly. I'm scared of leaving the room again because she might say something. This is not going well

>>38320774
He's an emotionally stunted prison gay who only has eyes for another trip

date me instead

>>38320958
Yea Ainsley could snap mid show and BLACK half the audience as per his negroid instincts

Can a fellow brit help me filter faggogtry threads like traps and gsys

>>38320823
we're not cuckolds like smelly 60% white yanks

How do I bluepill myself lads? I want to just stop thinking about politics and stuff but I can't.

>>38320989
Yeah that was the idea, I was thinking about going from "heel" to "face", as they say in wrestling. But I realised it would take hundreds of posts.
>>38320990
I know. Poley's story has ended shit. Now he's just a call center worke. Imagine you watched a film and at the end the guy just got a job in a call center and then nothing happened for an hour.

>>38320958
It's not like my life is going to get any better or worse if there are just less brown people around. Still gonna be stuck in my boring job, still gonna have to put up with the same shit day in day out until I either kill myself or die. Immigration as with everything just boils down to whatever makes the people at the top more money.

>>38321024
I found that when I stopped being a shut in, I stopped giving a shit about politics.

If you're a normal guy who works and socialises a lot though, then I guess I don't know

>>38321039

It's wish not to let politics affect you too much, you just have to take whatever the situation is and make the best of it. But you may as well influence politics for your interest if you can

>>38321004
What sort of things do you like anon, apart from funposting on a Mongolian woodworking forum? Also vague location blox

What movies have I missed over the last two years? Did Logan yesterday and fancy another one.

Muslim girl just walked in and past me, her perfume is still choking me over a minute later. Think I'll be making an escape

>>38321024
I don't know how anyone can care about this stuff to begin with. Other than voting times what can you do

>>38321100
The same generic stuff everyone on 4chan likes (except I'm not big into anime)

I'm North West, you?

How to suck cock good

>>38321111
John Wick 2, John Wick 1 aswell if you never watched it

>>38320930
Diversity lowers social cohesion regardless of whether they assimilate or not. Other than food there's no benefit to non-Europeans being in Europe

Just saw an old woman so decrepit she looked like a david firth creature. Literally didnt look human. Hope i dont become one of those old people.

>>38321112

are you allowed to have your phone in this exam?

>recruiter calls me up
>have a brief conversation with them
>"so why do you want this job?"
>freeze for 10 seconds then put the phone down
might have a bit of a cheeky cry hehe

>>38321027
Was you Pikeylad? I actually thought there was one decent Irish traveler out there in Kent somewhere

>>38321127
ebin this isn't google

>>38321148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9zfwHVFqv4

I know that feel.

>>38320376

>start off not knowing anything
>learn how to fry an egg
>watch a jamie oliver youtube video on how to make an omelette
>did it at about midnight because I didn't want my mum hovering around
>manage to make the most basic 2 egg omelette and it came out good
>confidence slightly improving
>add basic things like cheese and deli meats to it
>then learn how to make scrambled eggs
>learn how to dice onion properly and fry it
>used to hate mushrooms for years now I like them because I cooked them myself
>make a fantastic scrambled egg now
>ask my friend what I should try to move up to
>she suggests pasta
>ask my mum to get some macaroni
>find a bbc recipe for macaroni cheese
>wait 10 years for the water to boil
>feel like I almost ruined the roux
>used basically all the cheese in the house in it
>came out fantastic

Still don't feel confident cooking things like chicken from scratch but there's a teriyaki chicken recipe that I've always wanted to try and make.

>>38321127
I've wondered if I'd be any good at it. Maybe one day I'll find a qt girl with a big willy to suck and find out.

>>38321112
It's not an exam, I'm doing 24hr time conversions. This girls perfume is killing me and she is sat over half a table away. Mummy won't respond to my texts to pick me up. Peril

>>38321127
Tilde won't mind if you're a bit inexperienced, so don't worry

>>38321164
Nah that honestly wasn't me. He was a good poster.

>>38321182
You can do it, anon! What are you going to try next?

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just got my first bennies payment lads, 120 bong to sit around watching anime and play video games while I'm ill

>>38321193
when do you get to take your exam?

>>38321182
I started with bacon, eggs and that sort of thing. Took a few tries but I managed to figure it out. From there I did chicken based dishes, like korma curry. Most complicated thing I've learned so far has been potato rosti, which I finally managed to get right today. It's easy to have them come out too greasy or burnt so I kept fucking up.

>tfw you'll never be 8 on your summer holiday ever again

>>38321170
How to delete 4chan comment

>>38321124
Fug

Cornwall

Who here like to come on 4chan yes yes good nice nice

>>38321258
even when i was that young, i always hated the summer holidays

>6 weeks of doing nothing but sitting around in a smoke-filled house playing rage racer on my PS1 and running to the bathroom every half an hour to splash water on my face

>38321290
life is what you make of it friendo

>>38321277
Well that sucks ;-;

I don't mind some distance, but I could fly to New York quicker than it would take me to get there.

RANDOMOSITY WANTS TO HUG A BEET. BEETS GO GOOD WITH FEZ. FEZZES ARE COOL, THEREFORE BEETS MUST BE COOL AS WELL. DOES THAT MAKE 1 1 SANDWICH? NEORUKS HATE BEETS, THEREFORE NEORUKS EVIL AND NOT COOL. WHY DO COWS MILK MILK? WHY NOT MILK TOFU MILKSHAKE? THAT WOUDL GO GOOD WITH TURNIP STEW SERVED ON MARS. XOLHPS HATE TURNIPS, SO THEY MUST BECOME ONE WITH RANDOMNESS OR BE ASSIMILATED. BECAUSE THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS. RANDOMOSITY SUCK INTO ITS BODY BECAUSE I DIED WITH PSYSTRIKE AND MAYBE THAT THIS RANDOM SPEECH WILL ENTERTAIN THE MASSES. PUT IT IN A COCONUT AND SHAKE IT ALL UP. DOES THAT MAKE 2plus2 SAXTON HALE? SAXTON HALE HATES BEETS, SO THAT MEANS SAXTON HALE IS NOT COOL. I THINK AUSTRALIA IS DUMB. I WANT TO GO TO DUMB AUSTRALIA. THEREFORE, I BELIEVE THAT science A PILE OF CHICKEN NUGGETS. COWS NOW HARNESS THE POWER OF TWITTER TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE. THEREFORE, TWITTER MUST DIE. AND SO MUST FELIPE THE CHICKEN. HE IS THE ONE WHO MADE INSTAGRAM.YES YES ORGINALO

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>>38321193
What would you do if i ran in there and started knocking people out while shouting "for britfeel" and then I told you to escape with me on a motorbike like some terminator 2 shit.

Why is No. short for number when number has no 'o' in it

Wish someone would just come upto me and knock me out so I don't have to work.

>>38321362
it's actually short for "numero"

kinda like how lb is short for pound and oz is short for ounce because it's based on the latin word

>Day 7 of Couch to 5k
Smol people weren't meant to run for three minutes. I saw a car that said it does Ann Summers parties, I did't know that was a thing people did.

Just had the best dream going but I can't remember what it was ffs

>>38321411
ganbatte madoanon-kun

>>38321476
ebin please, we're sick of hearing how much you want tildes penis

IF IT TAAAAAKES FOREVER I WILL WAIT FOR YOU
A THOUSSAAAAAND SUMMMERS I WILL WAIT FOR YOU

>>38321532
Luck of the Fryrish was the better episode

>>38321277
Are you a member of the CRA?

Why is it only 5.99 to get something off amazon tomorrow but 8.99 to get it on friday

>>38321638
don't know mate let me ask mr amazon

>>38321638
dunno mate, but 99s aren't even 99p anymore

>>38321677
Originally, because fuck you that's why. Still the same reason.

>>38321512
I don't think tilde would be a top, can never know though

>>38321499
wonder what his tiny feet look like after a run

>>38321729
trannies don't top, lad

sorry you had to find out this way

can someone recommend me a good tv show? im so fucking bored

>>38321762
>google trans domme

>>38321766
The World at War

>>38321789
>a depressed underweight bulimic tranny who is taking estrogen

he barely has enough strength to keep his heart pumping nevermind get a hard on

>>38321766
Game of Thrones, Hannibal, SouthLAnd, Preacher.

I've been watching these lately for mindless entertainment. They aren't kino, but they are good.

>>38321805
you were speaking generally tho, theres plenty of leather bound trannys with whips out there

>>38321814
>Game of Thrones
what is? never heard of it. is it on one of those back channels you never get to?

>>38321717
thanks mr amazon

>>38321638
here you are friend

>>38321349

Antenna head

Didn't tell JSA that I get another paycheck off my work in a month. It'll be sent to a different bank account, reckon they'll notice?

Amex has offered me a 99 bong will deal. Should I take it?

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Some anon made a thread about potatoes yesterday but it died pretty fast due to potato racists derailing it.

Name a more versatile food than the potato faggots:

>Chips
>Wedges
>Roast Potatoes
>Mash Potato
>Baked Potato
>Hash Browns
>Potato Rosti
>Crisps
>Tons more

It can even be used to make vodka.

So jump jump trampoline fly to where you want to be jump jump trampoline fly to where

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>>38321984
>mummy would always give me potatoes together with the rest of my food
>tfw can't live without it now
Truly fantastic

>>38321839
Not sure if being sarcastic or gen up doesn't know the biggest meme show of the decade.

>>38321984

One of my friends doesn't like mashed potato because "it doesn't taste of anything" yet he can happily eat a bowl of baked beans on their own like some kind of deranged faggot.

>>38321984
End of the day lad it's still just tatties.

>>38321984
>potato faggots
I don't know this cooking style of potato.

>>38321984
pigs

>>38321984
You can boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

>>38321984
you can make potato pancakes. just grate some potatty into your mixture.

>>38322006
Baled beans are the fucking best lad.

>>38321984
poor people; the food

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>>38321984
>he thinks potatoes are the king of all foods
Admit it, kid, you know noodles can't be beat

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Little sister just had a slug in her gob from inside a can of Monster. Absolutely livid to be honest lads.

Lads, why am I getting jealous of a lass at work chatting with other lads?
Why am I so fucking beta?.

>>38322070
i'd put my slug in your sisters gob lad

>>38322054
>I'm too rich to consume a certain type of food

Your loss faggot, enjoy your leeks or whatever the fuck it is you eat

>>38322070
As in, it was in there from the factory?
You can get shit loads in compensation if that's the case.

>>38322006
Tell him to put more butter in his mash, some fried onions too

>>38322070
where theres a blame theres a claim....

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>>38322088
I only eat the best lad

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>>38321789
>google trans domme

I see

>>38322087
Shes 13 so have at it Gary. Don't cry when Abdulla and Jerome rail your ass in jail though.

>>38322093
>>38322099
How can we even prove that it was actually in the thing though?

>>38322098
we put cheese in as well as the butter

>>38322102
>Tiger loaf

You're alright, don't go to Tesco's bakery section tomorrow

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Hussein is at the airport lads

>>38322110
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donoghue_v_Stevenson
Old as fuck legal precedent, you'll be fine, lad.

>>38322098

Oh no he won't do that because that's just the flavour of the onions or butter or cheese.

>>38322123
Might as well give it a bash. Do that no win no fee shite so its win-win I guess.

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Looking to order some women's jeans but not sure whether to wait until I get paid tomorrow. Might have something to eat in a bit and maybe go for another walk

What are you up to lads?

>>38321984
Potatoes are GOAT tier. I have binged thousands of calories worths of them several times and that list makes me want to do it again

>>38322102
Bread is great too, love tiger bread desu

>>38322122
don't get it lad tbqhwu

>went through 4 stages of testing and interviews for an engineering apprenticeship
>got through to the final interview
>did loads of prep with a recruiter person I know
>nail the interview, feel confident in everything I said, thought the interviewers liked me
>get an email saying I was unsuccessful
>they didn't even bother to call me
I'm so frustrated right now, I just came off of my sertraline too since I thought I had gotten better. I feel like I'm going to have another breakdown, feeling so fucking pathetic and worthless after trying so hard.

>>38322164
Best of luck, lad. Keeping the can as evidence would probably help. You should be loaded if you win - which isn't unlikely.

>>38322176
Try calling them or send them an email asking for feedback lad. Learn from this. You will get something eventually, don't worry!

>>38321984
T A T T l E
S C O N E S

>>38322206
I have, I doubt they'll reply though. Everyone else that I've applied to has just said they don't even want to talk to me or hasn't bothered getting in touch about my application.

>>38321814
Hannibal is kino. Pretentious in places though

>>38322246
That second season though

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>>38322171
Don't reply to my posts you mentally ill loser

>>38322267
Literally the old good thing Eddie Izzard has ever done.

>>38322180
Thing is she spat it out but not into the can so I still dunno how we can prove it isnt just another family looking for comp cash.

>People complaining that this thread does not belong on /r9k/
>>23675599
>/r9k/ has no topic
So, we're all good.

>>38322287
this is a good post, i approve

>>38321766
Vikings, twin peaks, spartacus, Rome

>>38322176
No love for STEMfags

>>38320530
Ebin's a poo picker.

>>38322311
That definitely doesn't help, but I'd still say it's worth a try.
That or contacting Monster, demanding compensation and threatening legal action and telling the press about it.

>>38322287
this is the best reply I've ever seen

did you draw on that tatty

>>38322176
Unlucky lad. Was it with a big firm too?

>>38322373
No I stole it from google, wasn't expecting to actually find a potato pepe

where does britfeel buy their clothes from?

>>38322238
That's good. Since you got through the initial stages there's a good chance they will get back to you. What kinds of positions are you going for lad? A lot of companies get hundreds of applications so they can't really invest the time into giving feedback to everyone. I will say that phoning them is better than an email though obviously that isn't possible for everyone. I know you are feeling rough now lad but it's really just a matter of time and not giving up!

>>38322287
Sorry desu, I have to ask if that's OC though?

>>38322391
Primark for everything except coats/jackets.

Sportdirect for trainers.

>>38322412

Chav detected. You drink cheap cider too lad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2MxWVrVnoY
this song is about britfeel

>>38322391
USC, Fred Perry Outlet, TKMaxx, JD.

>>38322391
River island mostly

wheres that poster who kept telling us to wash our face everyday when we wake up? I've been doing it and now I have a couple of yellowhead spots. I never got spots before this

>>38322430
That's for jackets, trainers and tops.
And primark for chinos and boxers.
>TFW do t care for branded chinos.

>>38322425
Wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ_Wbjz8JTc

>>38322391
Primark mostly

I've only bought socks and pants in the last couple of years though

did anyone here watch icarly

>>38322449
>TFW shower everyday
>TFW never wash my face.
Closest I get is when I shave my face.

>>38322486
No, but Drake and Josh was the shit
https://millennialdreamcorp.bandcamp.com/album/drake-josh-josh-drake

>>38322486
I grew up with Kenan and kel. You're making me feel old lad.

>>38322526
DID YOU SAY ORANGE SODA?

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>>38322526
>that one episode where kenan moves house and kel turns up to say goodbye, but everyone and all their furniture is gone

>>38322526
Same here. You 30+ too?

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>need to piss
>cant piss
>standing at the toilet like an idiot
>pretend to do a kamehameha
>it fucking works

Highly recommend this strategy

>>38322535
WHO LIKES ORANGE SODA?

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just eaten 5 jam doughnuts to myself lads

where did it all go wrong

i regret nothing

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>>38322558
I DO I DO I DOO-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>tfw want green army men
>want to set up huge wars spanning decades in their time
>different parts of the house will be the territory of various army men nations
>want to act out diplomacy, treaties, assassinations and full scale battles
>want to keep a notebook to keep track of casualties, strategies, morale etc
>dont live alone so cant do any of this

fugg, it seems like such fun in my head

>>38322550
Only 25 lad. I think I must have just watched it really young

>>38322558
>likes

Fraud detected

>>38322391
Uniqlo lad, can't beat that mass produced japanese engineering

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>>38322526
>yfw you dropped the screw in the tuna

>>38322176
Be thankful you got to experience even that stage bud. I applied to so so many places and didnt get nothing, now I have to finish my last yeat at a shit uni with no relevant experience. DEAD.

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>>38322522
it had it's moments

>>38322424
I'm not a chav.

I buy jeans and plain t shirts from Primark. I drink whiskey and coke.

>>38322522
i feel like drake and josh is underrated as far as nick shows go

it's genuinely good TV

>>38322522
https://youtu.be/fTlw3T44ynk
Someone should make a britfeel version of this

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>mum said if I committed manslaughter they'd help me get a place to live after I got out

is she hinting at something here lads

>>38322378
Yep.

>>38322392
>Since you got through the initial stages there's a good chance they will get back to you
What? I mean the ones where I've applied online via the gov site. I haven't gotten through any stages with them.

>>38322679
That you're a shite driver mate.

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>>38322678
>decent with AE
>love Eva
>love /britfeel/
>too lazy to do something like that

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/machete-wielding-raider-holds-up-13314418

we could have lost tilde lads

>>38322639
this is gibby now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOOr9_TDhx4

Has anyone bought from simplygames lads? Looks shady as fuck but the games are cheap and it has good reviews on trustpilot

>>38321679
99s were never 99p. The price is nothing to do with the name.

>>38322734
>99s were never 99p

underage banned

>>38322701
how would it work though? there's no video of britfeelers

>>38322734
>99s were never 99p
they were when i was young

it was a happier time, a simpler time

>>38322763
I think he just means the price is unrelated to the name, I used to buy them for 89p and they were still called 99

>>38322734
Yeah they were lad.
I use to get a cone for 60p or a cone/flake for 99p when I was a nipper.

>>38322779
when i was youngun they used to be 3 and half pence

Waiting in Paris to go back to the UK from Saigon. Lad I was sat behind looked exactly like Xi.
Enough to make me concerned.

>>38322788
It's isn't it because the wops owned the ice cream Vans and 99 was like some magical number or something?

>>38321984
Just cause I don't like the Irish doesn't make me a potato racist.

remember when cans of coke used to be 30p from the corner shop

how far we've fallen

>>38322600

This is advanced advanced autism.

>>38322774
Footage of chrischan should be enough

>>38322732
Got Pokemon Moon from them last year and didn't have any problems lad

>>38322857
Member when freddos were 5p, fudges 10p and curly whurlys were 15p.
Remember penny sweets and when 10p mixture had 10 sweats in it.

>>38322857
If you live near a Savers, you can still get them for 39p

>>38322914
>freddos were 5p
used to be half a penny

>>38322449
When you wash you're just rubbing the mold into your face.

remember when longswords used to be half a guinea and you could pay the missus' dowry with 2 barrels of butter

right fucking miss those days lads

>>38322857
I remember iron bru for around 15p.
Used to stock the fridge as a kid.

>>38322857
>coke used to be 30p

how old are you? i remember when they were 50p but not 30p. i also remember when packets of crisps were 25p. i used to be able to buy myself a fair but with a quid. i would get a can of coke, packet of crisps and a chocolate bar

>>38322857
I honestly don't remember that. The cheapest I ever remember buying a can of coke from a corner shop for was 45p. And I am 30.

>>38322914
Honestly loved getting a penny mix for a quid.
Then a few years later 1 quid got you a tiny handful.

>>38323035
Not him, but I'm 25 and I remember when they used to be 35p each.

You can still buy 3 cans for a quid in the pound shop though, so not much has changed except you go to a different shop now.

Anyone in /Manchester/ wanna meet tonight?

>>38323100
And do what, laddo?

>>38323100
Passing through tonight. No money on me lad or might have gone for a pint.

>>38320092
just failed for my third time recently i want to fucking kms

>>38323035
I'm 25 too.

I remember when coke was 35p a can then pepsi sold at 45p so coke did the same.

I miss my beefy space raiders being 10p

>>38323075
maybe they were 35p when i was too young to remember. im 23.

yeah, that is true. pretty much everything is really cheap too in home bargains, i think this is only a shop in liverpool though. crisps in home bargains are like 15p, they are usually shit tier crisps though

>>38323116
>>38323111

Might go spoons or something.

>>38323035
I'm 19 and remember them being 45p lad

>tfw could get a bunch of shit from the shop for a mere quid

Woke up an hour ago and felt incredibly horny. I hadn't wanked in 4 days and my pent-up lust dominated my mind and coursed through my muscles. I reached for my cum sock. As I began to knead my little worm, I wondered what I should scenario I should entertain in my head to accompany my corporeal release. Immediately the answer flashed through my mind like sizzling lightning: Ebin. My mind's eye conjured up an image of Ebin and I standing in his dank, dark bedroom, the filth of his walls prophetic of the sultry act we were about to perform.

'Why don't we cuddle in bed?' I ventured. He tentatively clambered in. I followed, wrapping the thick bedsheet over and around us in a powerful, deliberate motion. Ebin was almost quivering with nervousness and uncertainty. I pulled his frail, feminine body to mine, and our hot heat intermingled. We were now a single being with two hearts; I could feel his tiny heart fluttering against my chest. I nuzzled his soft cheek with my own, inhaling his distinctive odour. 'T-This is nice,' he trembled. 'We can make it even nicer', I said, and with that I pressed my mouth to his, out lips locked just as much as we were in this sinful cocoon. Ebin made a startled noise and bunched his muscles but relaxed when I persisted, allowing his contours to mould themselves to my body. I tasted his sweet saliva on my tongue. I moved my hand to his no-no zone, slowly, gently; I was careful not to startle this anxious creature. I coiled my hand around his skinny, hard willy and tentatively tugged it. Ebin made a sharp gasp. 'M-Muh phimosis,' he muttered. Ignoring his objections, I began to furiously wank him off. Ebin screamed, tears springing to his eyes. I would not stop. On and on, faster and faster. His prick made rhythmic contractions and he shot hot cum all over my hand, his squeals of pleasure being my reward. He collapsed into me, exhausted.

Turning to the camera I say grinning, 'You will never be a writer, BritNormie.'

>>38323169
im 27 and i never remember coke being 45p

fucking hell lads. i have been posting on the rest of r9k to kill time and the rest of this board really is a fuck up. the most childish people here are still a few leagues above the average r9k poster.

>tfw you get accused of not being british because you've never heard of wilkinsons before

i have literally never seen or heard of this shop before in my life, but apparently they're "everywhere, like tesco's"

>>38323166
Or shag somebody whatever..

>>38323236
it's for poor people, ignore them

>>38323236
must be a youngun, what about wilkos as they go by now?

>>38323236
Willie's is a northern England thing.
I'm Scottish we don't have them and not sure they are down south either.

>>38323236
I thought that I'd never heard of it either, but it's called Wilko and I've definitely heard of that

>>38323197
You should get a job in the Sunday Sport

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>>38323197
g-good s-story lad haha

>>38323148
sometimes "shit tier" cheap crisps are the best, some of them have strong cheap overwhelming flavours on them

>>38323249
>>38323251
never heard of wilko's either, also i'm not that young (25)

>>38323257
i live in london and i've never seen one here before, but apparently they exist here too

i kinda want to go to one now because my friend is losing his mind over it, like i just told him i've never heard of milk before

>>38323275
>, some of them have strong cheap overwhelming flavours on them

true. the ones they sell are golden wonder crisps. i have not had these for like a year but i remember them being pretty bland

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>>38323197
>allowing his contours to mould themselves to my body

>>38321789
>Find trannies doing dom shit they hate to pay for their pills

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>>38322826

Board flights from Paris to the UK

>>38322449
Washing your face multiple times a day is actually bad for you. Get some moisturisers lad.

>>38323257
All round Wales.
It's handy.

It's like a beige version of woolworths with more stuff and less sweets.

>>38322857
I remember when the paki shop sold tizer for 20p because they got crates for pennies.

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>jerking it
>cum shoots out
>hear it hit something
>not sure what

>>38323401
Bloody expected that tbqh. Twat reclined his chair back too, this other British lad I was sat one seat from commented on how it seems to be non Brits that recline the chair.. Xi has no manners.

>>38323484
Underside of your desk.

>>38323465
Proper craving a tizer now. Can you still buy it?

>>38323484
>When your wank session is so good you have no urge to jerk it for days
GOAT feel

>>38323197
Bravo, lad. Very well done. Will write one myself later.

>>38323531
Yeah but it tastes shite now.