Parenting time, my dudes >How free would you let your children

>>38316371
Very free, except for illegal stuff, but only after educating them about the detrimental effects of 4chan and internet browsing is to social skills.
I would give them the choice to kill themselves any way they want.

>>38316371

>Very free, except for illegal stuff, but only after educating them about the detrimental effects of 4chan and internet browsing is to social skills.

Talking is usually the best way ti prevent shit from happening, parentes that hold back their kids too much are just feeding them curiosity

>I would give them the choice to kill themselves any way they want.

Now that expert parenting right there

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>>38316371
I wouldn't let them use internet unless they absolutely had too
I would do my best to raise a brainless Chad

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>>38316371
I genuinely don't know.

I think my parents have got it right, my brothers have tablets and not computers. This way, browsing the internet is a pain in the ass, but browsing YouTube isn't. So they stay in a YouTube bubble, which teaches them about the Internet and all that stuff just because of what it is, so at this point if they had a computer, they'd probably end up catfishing pedophiles. So I'd probably do that.

I'd kill myself in the Japanese style because I've failed as a parent.

Also, literally my captcha. I think it's telling me to do it.

>>38316455

Feeding them ignorancy, thats cool

Plot twist: turns out he becomes a bookworm at the local library

>>38316474

The thing is: There is minecraft for tablets

My lil' sis is being raised just like that, and now all she does is see gameplays and play on the family tablet


Sudoku is always a good choice in case of shame

>>38316535
Yeah, that's fine though. I guess it helps that they love going outside more. Idk how they did that, probably because they have friends in the neighborhood who come over and ask if they can play.

I think maybe making them think that it's their idea to go outside helps.

>>38316371
Here's how would go about parenting my kids.

>Giving her/him up for adoption at birth

This is assuming somehow I magically get a girl pregnant. I hate 3DPD so it's very unlikely.

>>38316614

Are you sure you want let them alive to spread you loser genes ?

(Implying they can)

Better sacrifice them for some elder god

>>38316478
It's fine if they become that, or even really get into internet stuff. If they REALLY wanted to I'd let them, and probably be happy my child has a brain.

But I would do my best to prevent it, especially during early years.

>>38316371
>internet
Very free, but drop redpills on anime, gaming and going outside along the way

>neet robot
Support financially only if he starts looking for at least an online job

>>38316371
My son is nine and so far

>More or less free roam on the internet
I tell him not to go to weird looking sites or talk to weird people. He uses the desktop in the living room so I can kind of monitor him, but I don't bother. I know he chokes the chicken but I don't know if he has discovered porn yet. Wouldn't be surprised if he found 4chan though.

>He is normal so far so I don't see that happening

>>38316780

9-year old fapping ? Damn, this generation is quick

>>38316813
Eh I didn't ask him how he found out but I'm pretty sure he found out on his own. He is uncut and always has his hands on it, but a few days ago he came up to me and basically said he orgasmed (didn't use that word) and was worried it wasn't normal. I talked to him about it a bit and it sounded like he was just playing with it and inevitably got there.

>>38316859
>not taking the opportunity to scar him and make him think he has a diseased peepee
You are literally setting him up for single fatherhood

>>38316896
He already has a single dad so hopefully he doesn't become one too. He doesn't fully understand banter yet so I'll wait a few years before messing with him.

I basically just told him not to overdo it, not to do it in front of people (he took this to mean "just don't do it while we are talking") and make sure you are sitting/lying down when you do it because I had an awkward as hell experience when I was 11.

>>38316371
I wouldn't let my kid use the internet un-monitored until it's atleast 5/6.


I'd do everything I could to help them.

I would show my children ED and Kiwi Farms, and teach them how important it is to remain anonymous on the internet during teenage years

Internet usage would be pretty free but I'd make sure to sign them up for various extracurricular activities and make sure they're getting their schoolwork done.

Being honest, I think most of us are here because we had way too much free time on our hands combined with very little social interaction.

put up a picture frame near the computer. The sign reads:
>You can do whatever you want on the internet EXCEPT:
>never tell anyone your real name
>never tell anyone where you live or go to school
>never tell anyone your phone number
>never give my credit card info to anyone
>never put a photo or video of yourself online
>don't download .exe files
>look out for phishing scams
>never forget the NSA is reading every death threat you make.

If a kid follows all these rules, how can they fuck up?

>>38317022

Exactly, we would try to raise those little punk the right way

Aaaaand probsbly end up fucking shit up

>>38316371
I'd monitor everything they did. Of course, without them ever knowing. I'd log all their search history and keystrokes so that I could keep tabs on them. If I started seeing that they were visiting fucked up websites, I'd intervene.

If they became a robot neet, well fuck I'd give them a chance to figure themselves out. It's not like I wasn't a robot neet at one point myself, the point is to move forward from that point.

>>38317050
My kid has a bad relationship with clothes so six is really my only concern. I think he is smart enough to avoid the rest.

>>38317050
>denying him the most intellectual leasures of Dwarf Fortress

>>38317137
>Wanting your kid to be a nerd

>>38317339
Dwarf fortress is basically Advanced Farmville