You win a golden ticket and are invited to the factory. When

>>38310016
fucking nothing and hope I get an easy CEO life by the end of it

Die because I'm diabetic.

>>38310016
Holocaust the oompa loompas

>>38310016
where the blueberries at

Take just a tiny bit of blueberry inflation pie with me and feed it to a girl to see her become just slightly thick with a nice blue tint. Oh and I'd put rohypnol in the pie lol

Take a shit in the chocolate river.

>>38310016
I follow all the rules to the letter and don't attempt to find loopholes.

>>38310016
tell johnny depp that im a poor albino black kid whose stomach is bloated because of starvation and then he will adopt me and then i train all the other adopted black children to be my servants and have sex with the maid thats supervising me
literally a dream come true Tbh

>>38312546
>johnny depp is willy wonka

>>38310016
Be careful and follow the rules to the letter. When the contestant whittle down to others who will do the same, I'll do my best to off them as fast as possible